#2247 - Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comic, host of the "Duncan Trussell Family Hour" podcast, and voice of "Hippocampus" on the television series "Krapopolis."
www.duncantrussell.com
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- Duration
- 2h 44m
- Broadcast on
- 25 Dec 2024
- Audio Format
- other
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Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comic, host of the "Duncan Trussell Family Hour" podcast, and voice of "Hippocampus" on the television series "Krapopolis."
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You're a good one, Kat! Check it out! The Joe Rogan, experience. Train my day, Joe Rogan, podcast my night! All day! Oh, shit. I didn't know we had bells. Yeah, bro, we got bells. It's probably super annoying to people listening. We're... that. It's fucking Christmas. The war on Christmas must end. It did. How dare we say Merry Christmas? How dare you say that! It offends me! Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that when she had this speech? She said out dare you say fucking Christmas? You never seen it? No. Oh, my God. Okay, let's start with this, because it's so crazy. I don't understand the context, so, like, I wish I could be charitable and say, "Well, there's probably a context where this makes sense." Yeah, Satan is the Lord of the Earth. He's the context. But she knows you see something and it's only a 15-second clip, and you go like, "Okay, let me just be the nicest person possible." Like, what could be the reason why you would say how dare we say Merry Christmas? Yeah. Unless you're playing a character. Right. Well... She's on stage doing a play. She's like, "I want to read from my college play," or, "I was the Grinch." Can you imagine saying that? Like, it seems like a nightmare that you would wake up from. It says, "Harris fumed at American saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurfaced clips." Oh, you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and harmony on the planet. Then we can start saying it again. This is so scolding and weird. Only when they cleared that vet did we give them DACA status. And now we're talking about taking it away. It is morally wrong. No, thank you. I didn't know. And when we all sing happy tunes and sing Merry Christmas and wish each other Merry Christmas, these children are not going to have a Merry Christmas. How dare we speak Merry Christmas? How dare we? They will not have a Merry Christmas. Who are you to say that? I don't know if they will be here in a matter of days, weeks, and months since September 5th. Over 12,000 have lost their status. This is the, here's why you can't be charitable. Because it's just a bad perspective. It's just a bad perspective. Charitable, what do you mean? If you wanted to like, what does anything she's saying makes sense?
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Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comic, host of the "Duncan Trussell Family Hour" podcast, and voice of "Hippocampus" on the television series "Krapopolis."
www.duncantrussell.com
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