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THE SIMPLE MAN PODCAST Ep.103 CJI 2, Smashing Energy, Damiens Next Fight in New Jersey AND MORE!!! 🤙

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Duration:: 1h 31m
Broadcast on:: 31 Dec 2024
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You're listening to the simple man, with Ethan Krell and Stan Nicky Rod and Davey Ann, and her son, Ooh! Stay a while if you know about the jujitsu, if you don't, you can come too. We are back, after Christmas now, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Mary Kwanzaa, and Mary Christmas. Mary, and to all a good night, we got some news, well, first you fighting and then honey, right? Yeah, well actually the fight is not official yet, but this entire time I've been fighting for a fury, great organization, they're based out of Texas, but obviously, you know, I'm from Jersey. So, before I go to the UFC, I want to be able to fight in front of, you know, my friends, my family, also the fans too, but it's like, I want them to be able to see me fight before going, you know, to the next level. So, I reached out to an organization in Jersey, we're going to work something out with them, and I'm going to try to fight early next year, maybe February, and just try to, you know, just pack it filled with, you know, my people, and be cool. Amazing, seam enhance going to Jersey. Yeah, I want to see if I can come up with some way to make a big, like a t-shirt that stands out, like a different color or something. It's got to be a seam enhance theme. Yeah, I think that or something. Like black with a white splatter, something like that. And then, so then, when you look at the crowd, the whole crowd looks like a bunch of sperm cells. Seaman or something. I was thinking like, a last minute, like seamen hat, like a fucking, you know, if they have foam fingers, whatever, the seamen fingers, something like that. I was trying to think of something. You could be like, you could put like a sperm cell, and like the last name Anderson inside of it or something like that. Exactly, but I want the color of the shirt to be either like white or neon blue or like something that stands out in a dark. So you see the crowd is like everywhere. Exactly. Because it's like, I'll be able to get fucking, you know, hundreds of people out there. Pretty cool. It's cool. So you're going back to the where it all began, right? Where it all began, the origin story. That's it. Back to Jersey. Dirty Jersey. You guys grew up there. I like the most American, one of the most American parts of America from my Canadian perspective. I mean, definitely one of the original, like, the 13 colonies, right? Oh, is it? I don't tell me about this. I'd assume so. Well, you know, first there was Indians and there was pilgrims. And there was a, uh, then there was a Civil War. Yeah, like North and South. North and South. I think Revolutionary War first. Oh, yeah, that's true. Revolutionized. Revolutionized. Before that, the Big Bang. Right? Yeah. Well, anyway, it's honey. You've been eating honey? Is that what you're calling me now? What's up, honey? So, honey, why is it different than sugar? Okay. I've heard this too. I feel like this. I'm going to reiterate what I just read on Google. And pretty much, um, I forgot exactly what it said. Pretty much. I forget. I rendition of it. Yeah. Uh, honey breaks down in your body differently because the enzymes that the bees put into the honey, make honey with, um, actually break down and build the sugar into glucose and fructose. So you're, it's partially broken down before you consume it. So it's much easier for us to digest and wouldn't. Interesting. I mean, wouldn't that make it like more of a spike in insulin if it's even easier to digest? Or is there something else? You know, I don't know about the spike, but let me, let me read. Well, it definitely will spike your insulin. I'm sure it spikes your insulin, but it's different than sugar in, I think that way as well. I have no idea. Talking about sugar. Sure. All right. Um, I've been fucking smashing. Oh, it's good that they're called, I've been drinking them like every day. Have you guys had these yet? I just got them. I haven't tried it yet. Yeah. All of their flavors. Absolutely phenomenal. Uh, something I love about this packaging is very, it's like a mat. Yeah. Yeah. It's very smooth texture. Like, I want to touch this can. It's very small. You know what I mean? Want to touch this can. Um, but a bit, you know, let's talk about some facts about this, uh, smashing energy. We're talking 85 milligrams of caffeine as opposed to like a monster. It's like over a hundred, 300, 200, you know what I mean, tons, much less caffeine, um, which, you know, the right kind of caffeine is easy absorb. So you can, you can, it's just better for you, right? Why? Why tip the charts with 200, 300 milligrams caffeine, not artificial sweeteners, colors and flavors? Exactly. You're talking not only just caffeine, but a minimal 20 calories has beets in there. Uh, mushroom adaptogens. This is going to be great for your brain, uh, has Maka has electrolytes as well. So really an all in one drink, uh, give you a little bit of everything that you need and feels great, tastes great and just as good for the body clean, easily, easy for your body to absorb and, um, you know, again, no artificial flavors or sweeteners. That's fantastic. Yeah. To be honest, like I've been drinking them, um, in the morning before, uh, for training before training. Yeah. What's your favorite, uh, flavor? Um, it's actually there's a green one. Like the, that one. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite right now. Chris, it's, um, it's, uh, apple apple flavored. Yeah. Awesome. Second guy in the morning, but it's only 85 milligrams of caffeine. It finds a good amount. That's like all these other energy drinks have way too much here. It gets so like amped up, jittery, makes you gas almost. And I don't know if it's like a placebo, but like the, I feel way more alert throughout the day versus like sometimes if I have a coffee. After that session, like I might want another coffee, like I might, I might want another one. Minimal crash. Exactly. That's what it is. It's like, it's like a longer lasting feeling. And then, um, yeah, it's all like natural shit. So I don't know. I fucked up. This is my favorite thing right now. Oh, also, you know how, um, before training, I would take beetroot juice. Uh, so the smash and red smash and red beetroot, but this also has, uh, this one, yeah. Do they all or this has well, all the smashing energies, a thousand milligrams of beetroot extract. So there you go. It's like the same shit. That stuff actually tastes good. I found like beat. It's I smashed it before every session and then I did the greens that night. Yeah. Dude, fucking fire. 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Excellence is the only acceptable standard at massive supplements. So when you choose their products, you're giving your body the absolute best in natural organic fuel. But anyways, what we got going on, it's so difficult to hit all of your vegetables. Yeah. Like a massive bowl of spinach, I'm like, no, like I just don't want to do it. That's, I mean, that's why smashing greens is so fucking good. Yeah. It's just like literally everything you need. I mean, trying to eat more leafy greens. How's your cholesterol? It was better than my parents came in fucking cake. It's Christmas. You're allowed. Dude, we got these, we got this pound cake from, from Philadelphia. Yeah. White white and white. I found out. I found out that it could be a lie, but apparently your dad brought two specific cakes for us. I probably would get the black and then coated it with white frosting and black frosting. I'm assuming. Yeah. But yeah, for sure. I mean, you know, he's not stupid. He knows. Well, those were the cakes that you guys ate. Yeah, they were great. Yeah, but obviously he had to know which ones for who. So I get to know. Yeah, it's a label though. I also figured you guys want to eat the cake, all the whole pound cake. Oh, it was figured this before actually, I mean, excuse to eat it. And so you made the right, it's better for every, of the whole party to have it. It was better. It was better to ourselves. I know. I knew for a fact. I was like, these guys will eat it. They're in the party, but they're not going to eat the whole whole pound. That's insane. Yeah. I also. So I ate it for y'all. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To be honest, I'm way cut. We got the fucking Filipino food. We got the Filipino food gator and like, I could not bring that home because you'll be happy to. I took care of 185. You killed it all already. A good amount of it. Wow. Okay. Okay. That's good. But Filipino is good. All right. So Christmas, we have new year. We had some fun games at the Christmas party. Fun. All of which I won. You did win the game. You just, you guys aren't big game players at the parties, huh? We did it. But it was like, we had to like really force you. Nickirod didn't want to play Declan, Austin, the other guys didn't want to play. I played in one game and you stole my thunder. What? I won the camp ball? No. The cotton ball. Oh, look. And you've been in my bowl. They could only be one. Oh, that was so, that was fun. That was pretty funny. I was, I did one move where I'm like, wait, if I just bring them all to me, genius. And then I heard everyone like, oh, and I'm like, oh, that's what you do. And then, yeah. Yeah. Tactics. You listen to the crowd, you know? It was that. Yeah. So we were blindfolded with like a bowl on top of our head. We didn't do it over our head. We just did it here. Whatever. The cotton balls in there. With miso soup. Thileoma. Oh. With mesothelioma. Yeah. What is that? Is that mesothelioma? I just guessed this, I think. Yeah, right. For your love. For your love. The one who's been diagnosed with mesothelioma. I'll call one a hundred. Sol. Do you have a mesothelioma? Favorite Hanukkah song? Oh, fuck yeah. Sing it. Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That's all the words. Oh, I thought that was part of the nah, nah, nah. There's more, but we're going to- But you can actually speak Hebrew, huh? Oh, fuck yeah, baby. I did not actually, I thought it was like, because I hear the French-Canadian say, like, "Ah, Ethan doesn't really speak French." They just- Ah, shit. I get under status. Trilingual, my brain. Trilingual. Can you do it? Bro, he was having a conversation in Hebrew with, uh, I don't know who the fuck that was. The tattoo artist. Uh, yes. Sonia, maybe. Their name. But yeah. Can you speak English with a Hebrew accent? Hey, what's going on? Is it Arabic accent? Or is it Middle Eastern? Middle Eastern. Hey. Simpleman podcast. I listened all the time. Number one. Nah, that's it. That's it. You could probably- It's quite easy if you did a French accent. Yeah. Do a French accent. Oh, ho. Oh. Wait, wait. Well, it's basically Peyo's accent. You've heard of it. Yeah. There's French accent, but then there's also a GSP accent. Yeah, yeah. There's Quebec French, like, Redneck Quebec. And then there's like, French French French, which is like, kind of gay sounding honest. So what is GSP, Quebec? GSP, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like, "Hey, you talk like this side." (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - That's a part of-- - Quebec, Canada, the province, like a state. - They sound more normal than them, I'm exaggerating. But like the redneck ones, yeah, they sound nice. - That's funny how you can have one language in many different-- - Oh dialects, yeah, for sure, I mean English. - Well, that's the same thing. - Yeah, absolutely. - Well, like we are looking. Not dialects, but maybe like the accents are vastly different. - My Hebrew got better recently because me and Liam just started speaking it as a joke to each other. And we're actually practicing saying dumb shit, like, "Hey, you want to watch the better call Saul?" Like we'll just say Shane Hebrew. But we'll like speak like that, like in an English with a Hebrew accent, and then we'll just switch into Hebrew, and it's actually practiced. - Is your brother better at Hebrew than you? - No, I'm far superior. - Oh really? Are you joking? - No, I'm not, no. - I mean, my mom spoke with me more Hebrew than with him, I guess. Also, I lived in Israel for like-- - Wait, so you are better at Hebrew than he is? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not by a lot. - Not by a lot. - Not French too, yeah. - Oh wow. - Yeah. - But Liam, dude, Liam's a savant man. The instruments, the fucking, the lifting too, but the-- - A little bit of everything. - Yeah, a little-- - Yeah, smart kid, smart kid. - Yeah, and then the crypto. - Almost as smart as me. - The crypto, bro. - Fuck. - That she didn't work out. - No, he hasn't. - Are you still gambling? - Are you still gambling? - No, no, no. So basically-- - Wait, wait, what? - Am I still gambling? - What gambling? Am I still gambling? - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh, yeah. - The shit coins. - Okay, diversified portfolio, okay. - I kind of am a little bit, but basically the guys, the shit that I was talking about last time on the podcast, as soon as the podcast ended, I started driving home and watching videos, and then everyone basically said, yeah, these things are pretty much fucking, 99% of them are scams. So I sold-- - But there's that 1%. - I sold everything except the ones that didn't go to market yet, the fart coin, and-- - Fart points still not on market. - Fart points still not on market. - No, that's gone, I lost 300 bucks on that. - Okay, well. - But the other ones that I did sell, they were up, though, when I did sell them, but I was down the-- - I just sold all my crypto. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow. - Big coin, Ethan. - Yeah, it's up there. - That's everything. - I don't know if that's the right thing to do, but I did it. - Okay. - Why'd you do that? - 'Cause everything's up like crazy. I feel like it's now's the time to do it. You get out and you get back in when it's-- - Gonna drop in like two years, though. I think my thought is that next year, we're gonna see insane highs. Like I'm selling each all time high is what I'm selling, Trunks. So like I sold it like 106. - Yeah. - And then went back down now, I don't know what it's at, maybe 95 or something. And then I'm assuming January, February, March, April, like it's gonna be skyrocket. - I only sold, I sold Solana and Ethereum. - Oh, I got out of Solana a while ago. Yeah, but oh yeah, but basically so, I'm still into the meme coins, but I just bought Pepe. That's it, Pepe. - It's a blue chip meme coin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like the most, the least stupid of this game. - Blue chip is like-- - It just means it's on coin base. Everyone knows about it. Who knows? That's what you're talking about, blue chip. 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That's how I found out about the company first, was when I tore my meniscus going against Gabe Sousa, all the other knee braces would slide and I fucking hated it. This one has like two straps, so you put the knee brace on and there's padding. - I constantly use a knee brace, like I don't train without a knee brace on my left knee now, so I'm definitely gonna try these out. - So shout out to Anaconda Fightware. - Dude, Amazon, what an amazing company. - It's phenomenal. - Bro, that is it. Yeah, just insane. Everyone uses Amazon. - Dude, I have ordered stuff in the morning and got it like five hours later. It's crazy. - How does that happen? How do they have things everywhere? - They read the future. - They have soap man. - Yeah, yeah, they have. - Dude, but in Moab, Moab, what do you wanna call it? - No way of all bombs. - Oh, that is the thing, in real UPS. - Yeah, yeah. - So in other countries, the Amazon's the same way though, so it's like here, like overnight, free overnight, fucking whatever, there, even if you Amazon it, it's like a week to get out, like in other countries and ship. - Poor people. - That's not the US or Canada or whatever. Yeah, they're missing out. They don't know what it's like. It's honestly amazing. - Anything you want, it's just like one giant shopping mall it really is. - I don't really go to the store for anything anymore though. But you still like to go shopping. - For what, like groceries? - Yeah, I don't mind going to a grocery store. - Grocery store. - I like seeing the thing. - For your clothes and shit, you go to the store. - No, I order stuff, yeah. - A lot of, I order stuff. - You know, sometimes I will go to a... - What about Cabela's? - Yeah, I'll go to Cabela's or I'll go to Congress and look around. - It's like Congress, cool. Cabela's is like a outdoorsy cowboy stuff. - You know what basketball shop is? - Oh yeah, basketball shop. - It's like a bigger, better basketball shop. Like Cabela's owns basketball shop. - I did not know that. - It's a bigger version. - Umbrella company? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but like literally anything for groceries, for fucking clothes. - A lot of times I order clothing online. It just doesn't fit right, I'm like. - And then to return is like almost impossible. - I definitely never return. - I'm turning so easy. - You don't do it? - Online return? - Yeah. - On Amazon? - Well, Amazon returns I will do sometimes. - No, it's so easy. - For clothes, I will never do though. - Oh. - Yeah, but like Amazon returns are definitely very easy. You drop it off at like a fucking UPS. - Yeah, yeah. - You never know that? - No, no. - Just keep it. - I've never had to return stuff on Amazon, but definitely like a clothing company. I ordered like a jacket from it, like fuck this doesn't fit. - Yeah. - Yeah, I definitely don't do that. - Dude, CJI, they're dropping bombs, dropping news. - CJI. - They're so fucking like, I guess the, what we know so far is they're gonna have weight representatives, right? So 66, I think they're using 80 CC weight classes. 66 up to 99 plus, but it's quintet style. So you can like, if a guy wins, he keeps going, right? - That's what it is for. - I think that's kind of crazy. - Insane, eight teams, a lot of fucking 40, 40 athletes total plus couple super fights. - Are they gonna like draw straws or something like that? For weight classes to start it? So in high school wrestling, say you got five weight classes, you'll have like, whoever home team it is, will draw the straw and like, they pick out heavyweight. Oh, we're gonna start match heavyweight and then work our way down. - Oh shit, I don't, I have no idea. I just spit ball in here. And since there's no home, you could do like, fucking rock paper scissors. - Yeah, but we have to get good at rock paper scissors. - I'm really good. I have a hundred percent finish for you. - I'll smoke you right now. - Ready? - Best one at three percent. - Yeah, yeah. - We best had a three? He doesn't know what that means. - No, I did fine. Okay, rock paper scissors, shoot, rock paper scissors, shoot. - Yeah, that was like, okay, best one at three. - It's one, nothing. - Yeah, rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors. - You gotta, whoa, whoa, shoot. - You see? - I got like this, your head is my secret. 'Cause he's looking at my hand. You gotta look, you gotta look at the camera. - Okay, eye to eye, eye to eye. - Okay, rock. (laughing) - Okay, rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. (screaming) All right, well, 99 percent. (laughing) You should have retired on top. Everything was amazing again. - Oh, wait, do you ever see the guy that said that he'll beat anyone in a game of stakes, rock paper scissors against Joe Rogan? Stakes, rock paper scissors. - Stakes, yeah. - Stakes, like only for stakes. He only plays rock paper scissors for stakes. And then-- - You mean for stakes. - Like for money. - Like candy. - Not like food. - Yeah. (laughing) - What a ridiculous thing. (laughing) - Fuck is this guy talking about? - Yeah, he was like, I think Rogan was like, that's impossible. Something like that. - Well, he was like, he was like, you're not, you're not the best at rock paper scissors like I am. He's like, but I only play for stakes. And then he was like, there's nothing that you could give me that I don't already have, or I couldn't already get. There's nothing you could offer me. And I think it was like, he was like, nothing you can offer me is worth a week of programming for this. - That's what it was, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, that's so powerful. - That's a powerful statement, right? - Yeah, yeah, like, you-- - I wish I could have that, I don't know, be sick. - What else we got going on, guys? - Well, I mean, I bet Joe Rogan, I wish he was taller. You don't think so? - Nah, but he doesn't care. - He doesn't even care, huh? - There's no way. - He's just too powerful. He's like, I'm good at this level. - Yeah, he doesn't care. - I feel once you sign one deal for $100 million, you're like, like-- - You're like five. - Anything else, you're fucking make a bunch of money or chilling, it's like-- - Well, wait, all right, circling back. What teams do you think are gonna be on CGI? - The big question is, is new way of gonna do it. - Are they gonna do it? What do you, you guys-- - I think they do. - My guess is yes, they have to do it. - You think yes? - I'm surprised they didn't have some athletes do the-- - I think it was because they didn't know if Craig was gonna actually go through with it or whatever. That's my thought. And like, you know, they-- - How can you not know after two months out? - At a certain point, it's like-- - Well, they have to say, like, I think they want it to also be loyal to Mo. - That's fair, too, yeah. - You know, so I think there's that. But if I were to bet-- - Well, it's a moment, now he's not even doing that. - Well, that's why I think now-- - Now it's all, ADCs isn't even this year, so there's no reason not to do it. - They have to, like, I don't know why. - Maybe they do it, don't call it new wave or something. - Who's their team you think? If we are new waves in, who's your guess? - Well, I mean, probably Gordon, but I don't know if he competes or not. - That's another big question. - That is zero chance Gordon doesn't-- - Oh, zero chance? - The zero chance. - Okay, yeah. - It's like, it's a million dollars divided by five. - They're loaded with heavy weights. That's their big issue. They don't have decent lower guys, but our lighter guys are much better. - They have good lighter guys. Well, Dorian's a good one, it's really the 77 one. It's like Gary or Taza, and it's like Gary-- - Gary probably competes better. - Competes better, but it's like he has MMA to focus on and shit, like-- - Does he do it? - That's a far and a long time. - Other guys in there that are-- - I think he had it. - It's been a while since he fought, but that's definitely because of one. Like, I hear a lot of shady shit about one championship. Like, not letting guys-- - Or any guy that just went to war on one, you see that shit they're doing? - Karate combat has this whole fucking campaign attack one. - Yeah, bro, Craig-- - It's been on Instagram for months at this point. - Wow. - Craig is talking shit about everybody. - Who is-- - Everybody. - Why? - Craig is? - He loves it, that instigation. Dude, that Seth is like, "Yo, what are you doing?" I don't like it, relax. - I don't like that he attacked FBI. - Yeah, he attacked FBI. - What did he say about FBI? - I actually haven't seen any of the content, him attacking anybody. - I just found out about it. - I've heard people talking about it. - Yeah, I didn't know about it. - What did he say, what did he say? - I don't know, my manager messaged me about it and saying like, "Are you guys okay with FBI?" And I'm like, "Whoa, we all love FBI." - What do you mean to me? - I have not talked to Craig. - I haven't seen Craig since CJI, and I don't really-- - I can't feel so much. - Yeah, I absolutely love competing for UFC 5S. In my opinion, the best, most professional-- - Most professional, treat the athletes the best. - This sounds great, I fucking would love to do it some time. - Dude, they're fucking amazing. We should clip this, and then we're gonna make a clip out of this, 'cause yeah, I-- - UFC fight pass, man. - UFC fight pass, absolutely amazing promotion to compete on, it's an honor to fucking-- - Yeah, I mean, they treat you like a true professional. - Exactly, exactly. All these other ones, you know, really-- - Some other events would be like, you have to like dodge the crowd as you're like walking out. I'm like, "Bro, this is insane." - They know how to run events properly for fucking UFC pros. - Yeah, he was like, "None what?" Over 300 of them, right? Well, UFC what-- - Oh, yeah, oh yeah. - Whoa, wait more if you can't fight knights and all that shit, yeah, it's a lot of experience. - But yeah, he was like, coming at everybody, I don't really know what he said, but he was-- - I kind of-- - I'm so out of the loop with that. - So, yeah, that's what I was telling him, 'cause I was like, "Bro, honestly, like me, Nicki Rod, Ethan, definitely all a J2, love FBI." And we have not talked to Craig. He makes so much content, I miss a lot of it. - Yeah, yeah, obviously don't see much of it. I'm like, I'm fucking-- - I don't even feel my phone really. - That's the thing, I've been honestly just not really paying attention to social media lately. - I think they'd watch it. - Just bringing bad. - Posting goes-- - I'm trying to focus on fucking-- - Dude, bro, watch Planet of the Edge. - I try not to watch TV or even be on my phone, especially when I'm around the baby, 'cause he wants to watch so bad. - Oh, you don't want to be around screens too much? - Yeah, they say it's terrible for them, so I just make contact. - How so? - I think it's like, some of the attention span, the dopamine-- - It's not like iPad kids, that's what that ends up being. That's good that you're aware and against that's fucking great. - Dude, I see kids at the restaurant or something, like really young, and they're looking at, they just have to watch an iPhone. - Bro, they're like-- - And the moment you take away, they freak out, and-- - It's so-- - It's bad. - It's honestly disgusting, I find it's fucking-- - It's sad when I see a kid, he can only be calm, or stay still when he's watching. - He's just mesmerized by the screen. - Dude, fuck that's the-- - That's the parent just being like-- - Lazy parenting, yeah. - You know what's crazy to me is sometimes when I see just bad kids screaming at their parents. And I'm like, bro, that would never happen with me. - One of these, bro. - I mean, I feel like some people don't know how to just talk. I mean, my kid can't talk yet, but I imagine if we have a problem, I'll talk to him and-- - That's the thing. - Yeah, I'm emotionally screaming at him, like that's-- - I don't even think-- - If we have a problem, we resolve it. - I don't know yet, but I don't even think I will, like, hit my kids, we'll see. I don't think so. - No, don't hit your kid. - Well, fuck, I mean, I see both ways. - Are you gonna-- - You hit Jackson? - But Jackson, fuck, I'm not your man. But like, I'm saying, you can put on a certain-- - You can put on a certain voice on, especially when you're a dad, bro, you put the fear of God into the fucking kid. - Yeah, all right. - My mom smacked me around a little bit, but my dad, I was like, like, I could tell he got mad one time, he was like, thought about hitting me, and he didn't, I was like, all right, cool. - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. - That's good. - That's good. - That's red came close. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bro, your dad has cement blocks for hands. - That's the construction hands. - They're fucking insane. - They're the softest they've ever been now, 'cause he doesn't do a lot of work. I remember he would, he would, hands would be so rough. He'd like, kiss me or give me a hug, and he would like, cut my face back. Like, his palm, because you just swing hammers and do, play with concrete and drywall and stuff. Dude, his hands were terrible. - It's like, if you, if you covered that water bottle in very rough sandpaper, that's one of his hands. - I think my mom said, one time she put, like, baby oil in rubber gloves, or in the latex gloves, and made him sleep like that, and it didn't absorb, just, he took the gloves off and they're just on top. - Oh my God. - That's fucking dry hands right there. - That's hilarious. - Yeah, I didn't really get hit as a kid, but my mom would try. - My mom would try. - Yeah, my mom would try, but I think by the age of like five, I was like such a tough kid that, like, I was like laughing at it, like, my mom's fucking, you know, small, Asian lead, but like, God forbid she was like, I'm gonna tell your father, I'd be like, - He used karate on you. - My mom kicked his ass. - Hi, y'all! - Dude, my mom kicked me once I'm in broke her toe. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - It's just mad at me. - I'm sorry. - It's fault. - Yeah, there was, I remember actually one time my mom told me to get a shoe 'cause she was gonna hit me with the shoe. - I'm looking to help you. - Well, I gave her the shoe and then she like, hits me with it and then I ran up the steps because I started laughing and I wanted to pretend like I was like, hurt. I was like, "Oh, you're like, "oh, you got to be good, you got to be good." - I ran up. - I was fucking, Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. - That's funny, man. - No, you can, you can definitely like, reason. - You can reprimand them with words and- - Yeah, and don't, yeah, don't just like, check out and let them, yeah, watch this. Go, sure, do that, just stop screaming. Like, you can't fucking level with them, man, yeah. - I think I'm one of the other dog. - You getting another dog? - I don't know. - Do it. - What would you get, you think? - Don't get another fucking Frenchie. - I'll get a, I'll adopt like a lab mix. Yeah, I rescue one. - Yeah, save one. - Yeah, save one. - Yeah, my childhood dog, she passed away maybe a year ago. - What? - Which one? Ginger? - Ginger, yeah. - No, I remember you saying this. - Oh, Ginger, what? - We met, we met, yeah. - I know. - At trials. - Yeah. - Fuck. - I think it was like a good dog. - Yeah, that was my girl, I think it was the last January. I think I'll adopt another one. - She was a chalky lab. - Moving forward, would you guys, I was actually talking about this maybe like a couple weeks ago with Mario, like, if we were to get a dog. Oh, granted to be like after we had a house and stuff, but like- - Need a little bit yard. - Yeah, he needs a space. - Yeah, he wanted a yard. - Or he'd eat a small dog. - But it was, it was different between buying or rescuing. - Okay. - Is the thing. - This, the main thing is the health issues. A purebred dog that you're gonna buy, when they're likely gonna pick one to buy, they're always gonna have much more health issues than a mixed dog. - Yeah, it's like diversity. It's the same thing- - Oh, yeah. - Genetic diversity is superior. - Look at West Virginia, they're all fucked up. - It fits, this is a real thing. - I don't know if West Virginians are fucked up. - Well, I don't know about that. - Well, I mean, I figured that's what you were saying. I don't know if like West Virginians don't know. - Not all of them, but some of them. - There's only- - It's very little. - The Blue Family. - The Blue Family. - The Blue Family, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is that the Whittaker's? - The Blue Family. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Same thing. - They're fucking weird. - Yeah, so anyway, yeah. You should adopt one because they're diverse. Like you have a mix of genetics. They're immune to more disease. They don't get cancer. They don't get weird. - Well, I was thinking- - Purebred dogs, there's a lot of purebred dogs because they wanna like keep the fucking- - Like look about you, you have your Filipino and Jamaican. And your credit score is high. Imagine if you were just- (laughing) Yikes! - Well, you dodged a bullet, man. - You know, wait, hold on. The reason, though, I would wanna rescue is not really the health issues, which I guess that is- - It's also ethically a lot better to do that. - There's a tone. - This tone doesn't seem so many. - They need a home. - They need a home. - They need a home. - No, they're fucking stuck in that shelter. - For sure, you should. - And they're so good. - Yeah. - Ginger, that was my, the chocolate, she was so good. She was, dude, we would go run at 5 a.m. before wrestling practice in high school all the time. - Yeah. - Yeah, she was a good girl. - That's fucking sad. - Did I talk about that one time that my dog died randomly, and I was sparring? - You're sparring with the dog? - Yeah, you did tie, I do. - I felt like a fucking pussy, bro. - I know a story, yeah. - When was this? - Is it at Hensos? - Oh, yeah. - And, 'cause what we would do was Gary would spar, then I would spar, and then so we would sit, we would just watch first, and I was watching Gary spar, and then my mom calls, I'm about to spar, so I didn't fucking pay attention. She calls again, and then I answer the phone, and then she's like hysterically crying, and my dog just fucking died. - How? - Oh, wow. - He, they think it was like an electoral issue with his heart, like he, there was a heart attack. - Pretty much, yeah, and, 'cause it was like so quick, and she's fucking like, it was so sad, 'cause she felt like something was wrong, and then, 'cause Brody was just looking at her, and then he like, collapsed, and died, and then, so then she grabbed him, they put him in the car, they started rushing to the vet, my mom was giving him CPR, and he was still kind of there, and then fucking, he had died, and she was hysterically crying, and then so then I started fucking just like, you know, tearing up, I'm fucking crying, I'm like, okay, thank you, whatever. Hang up the phone, and then, I'm just like watching Gary spar, and then John's like, and everything okay, I'm like, yeah, I'm just being a pussy sorry, and then, I just sparred, and then fucking was all upset. It's crazy, they're family, man, they're family. It's tough. - Yeah, I wanna get a dog, once I get a house, not in an apartment, I wanna get a big dog. - Big dog, that's why I got, that's why I got Leo, 'cause we were in an apartment, of course, yeah. - It's tough. - The big dogs, I feel like, are tough, 'cause it's tougher when you have to travel and shit. - Yeah, well like, medium-ish, and I'll get 'em like, you know, I don't know, I have anxiety, I need my dog. Get some bullshit, you know? - Well, it's more like when you go to compete, that's the thing. - Go teach them an artist. - It's easier for other people to take care of a smaller dog, where he's like, I think I see, yeah. - Well, but it's fun. - No, it was fun. - Yeah. - Every time I go home, my mom used to be a teacher for like, I don't know, 25 years or something, but she retired, now she just boards dogs at the house. - Oh, sick. - So yeah, every time I go, well, Liam hates it, 'cause he has to live, 'cause there's like, eight random dogs in the house all the time. - That's fucking awesome. - It's awesome, but it's a little loud, you know? - Yeah, it really doesn't like it. - Bro, it's like four a.m. and there's like, mark, mark, mark, you know, and like, one dog barks, they all bark and like-- - Yeah, they're talking. - Yeah, they're fucking freaking out, a random shit. - That would even bother me to be honest. - Boy, I agree, it's awesome. - I go over there for like 10 days, you know? - Fair enough, fair enough. - But, yeah, it's, I think it's awesome, 'cause every time I go back, there's like a random crew of dogs there, yeah. There's some that are awesome, there's some that are insane, there's some that are like shy, they just stay in the corner and like shit on the floor. - There's something. - Yeah, a different person. - Random question, you guys ever watched Planet of the Apes? - Yeah, there's been a new one going up. - Not the older ones, there's like the new one, like, or the newer one in like 2011 or something like that? - Yeah, I watched the original Planet of the Apes. - I never saw the older ones. - Yeah, that was my, my mom said I was like, I was obsessed with that one. - Really? - One, two, three, yeah. - Wow, they were-- - I wouldn't have thought that, that's funny. - Yeah, they would I. - I wouldn't have thought. - Will you learn something over? Dude, we're, I'm learning the most about you two from this podcast. - To be honest, we didn't really know each other before the podcast. - No idea what the fuck you guys were. - Yeah. - Until we started this. - I don't even know your middle names, and I still don't. - Yeah. - But-- - You don't know my middle name? - The year is as easy, I think it's Pete, right? - Pete. - I don't know your middle name. - I don't know yours. - What is your middle name? Is it Jewish? - It's the pride of every Jewish. - They're both Jewish. - Oh, yeah, too. Yeah, you have to like my dad's family. - Your quad name. - Yeah, I have a quad name as well. - Ah, there you go. - Damien Christian William Anderson is my government name. I probably, actually, I guess it doesn't really matter. - Christian William, what, you probably shouldn't say that? - Out of my government name, I try to steal my identity. - My credit score. - Ethan Saul Florian Cronston. - I did learn that once, and I definitely-- - Saul, better call Saul. - Yeah, yeah. - Saul, different than Saul. - Saul. - Yeah, you say UL. - Yeah, Saul. - A biblical name. Saul. - Some of my dad's family stuff. - You ever watched the movie Saul? - No. - Saul? - Yeah, Saul, yeah. - The horror movie. Sick movie. - Wanna play a game? - Yeah, so good. - What'd you just like? - How was that? - No, no, sorry. - Let's play a game. - Remember, Izzy came out to like the saw. - Don't remember this at all. - Is he dancing? - I forget, but-- - It's crazy to me how Izzy just cried like he did. I never really-- - We cried. - Remember when he cried? You're talking about Izzy, Israel, and Asania. - He cried? - Yeah. - On the, what, after-- - When, what's his name, Strickland, was fucking, or no, when Dricus, right? - Dricus Chocum? - No, when Dricus was just talking about shit. It was either Dricus or Strickland that was like, no, it was, it was Dricus, DuploC, they were at a press conference, and he was saying shit to Izzy about something. - I don't know, I'm the real African. - Something like that, or like you, something, I don't even fucking know. And yeah, Izzy just lost it. He just-- - I do remember something. - I don't remember when he tried to like attack him or something, or just crying. - No physical attack or anything, it was just like, he just started crying and freaking out and saying a bunch of other shit. - That's like, yeah, you know somebody's in your head. - Well, do you think it's in the head, or do you think it's like CTE, like fucking emotions? - A combo. - A combo. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cominocia. - That was a bad renega joke. - Is that how we-- - Oh, I forget the fight now, I forget the fight too. - I never even watched the fight, to be honest. I just heard that he looked kinda like shit. - I don't even know. - Well, I mean like, fuck, I don't know. - Wow, oh, is Izzy. - 34, maybe 35. - The Sahara's 38, 39, a sharp, wow, sharp, damn. - Yeah, I don't know. - Do you remember-- - People age differently men. People age really differently. - Volk cried in front of the press conference too. - Oh, I don't remember that. - After or before? - I think it was after-- - After the fight. - After the fight, I think he was for Islam? - Yeah, Islam fight? - I think it was, Islam fight, you know that's his last fight. - But-- - No, it wasn't. - Teporia. - Fuck, you're right. - Maybe it was a Teporia fight actually, but he was basically saying that like he, oh no, no, no, then what was it? I forget, it was what, maybe the first Islam now, I don't know. He was basically saying like he feels, he just, his mind goes into like dark places when he doesn't have a fight coming up. So he just, that's why he wanted to jump into the fight. - I'm a jiu-jitsu brother. - Yeah, fuck these are my thoughts. - I'm a grappling comps. - Bro. - I think you just need, like I like that and just needs competition, needs a goal, yeah. - All oriented. - Yeah, yeah. And they could be simple goals like-- - It's good, it's good. - What I think guys like that need to have some fear in their life constantly. And by fear, like their kind of fear is like fighting, like don't know what's gonna happen, but you could be like ride a fucking mountain bike, you don't know if you're gonna get physically fucked up, ride a dirt bike, like have some fun like that. - Actually, no, that would prove my point of being process driven. Since they don't have a goal, then they go through a depression. That's exactly-- - Oh, I see, so they need to be process driven or not go through that down. - Exactly, exactly. 'Cause then you can still enjoy the process. - Enjoy training, yeah. - We recently had a lot of discussions about like being process versus being goal driven. And I mean, I feel like, you know. - Basically, well, yeah, you go. - So the way I see it, right, it's like, we're all very, very competitive, and we all want to win, we always wanna win. And, but the difference between goal driven versus process driven, it's like say there's, the goal is to win this match or win this fight. It shouldn't be, you shouldn't be thinking about that at all times, you should be thinking about the process. So today, I'm gonna get better at X, Y, Z. And after that training session, I'm gonna ask some questions. I'm gonna practice a little bit more. And then the next day, you do the same exact thing. And then over time, that will get you the goal that you want to win. But I don't necessarily think it should all, it should always be about the goal. - It's crazy how like, if you focus on some specific stuff in grappling or I guess, whatever martial arts you're doing or whatever sport, like your main, what's your best that will diminish a little bit. Like for instance, I was just like, I spent like a few weeks, maybe even a month like playing around like guard and just like having fun. And then I took one day. I was like, all right, I'm gonna treat it. I'm just gonna be sharp, like treat it like what I'm gonna do in comp. And I was like, fuck, I suck. And then I did it for like my comp style for a few more days. I was like, all right, like go back, it's back. But it's like for that one day, I was like, what happened to you? Why am I so bad right now? Yeah, so it's like, it's always like, you know, you pick up in other places where you're trying to get better at and then you kind of lose and then eventually have to bring it all together. - Yeah, all this stuff to me is like, you need to balance it and like ebb and flow through. Like, yeah, process driven day to day, but every now and then I do think about the goal of winning this, winning that, achieving this, achieving that. But for the most part, it's a process. And like, yeah, I definitely do. I need to work on things that I feel like I'm not good at. But I also wanna take days or maybe a few days in a row to go back to my fucking bread and butter and like make sure I'm sharp in that. And then like sometimes as you go back and forth, you get breakthroughs. So I think all of it, just balance. - But I think what you're describing, in my opinion, is still process driven. Like you're still focusing on the process, even though you have said, but like not driven by only one thing though. It's like, it's a collection of all of it. Like, why did I even start? 'Cause I liked it. I loved doing it. - Who's the last person to take you down in competition? - Taking down a competition. - Training. - Probably Dante? - Dante take you down? - I think. - You took him down first though, right? - Yeah, he like reversed me. But then he took me down clean at the near the end, yeah. But unless I'm forgetting something, like I'm big bearing it in my memory. - I really think you need to get better at passing. - Like, yeah, I'd love to do that. - Yeah, yeah. - I think you have a very unique style of passing. But you need to mix in other styles as well. - Yeah, I kind of, I found like, all right, I feel like I get like tunnel vision and like, okay, I'm gonna go back to this one thing. It's gonna work, like I'm gonna do it. - It's funny 'cause like, the more you force something, like the worse you are, the less the more you focus on the goal, the less maybe you're taken away from your likelihood of achieving it. - Like, bro, the more I focus on by-to-lock passing only, the less likely I was to get it. I was like, this is terrible. - It's almost like the other guy is like, you're telegraphing it so much, the other guy is like, well, okay, he's clearly only trying to body lock or he's clearly only trying to pass from HQ. I'm just gonna like, wait and give a little off balance or a little knee shield in there. He comes right back to it again. And you get tired forcing shit too, really. - Like, I bet if you, if you spend some time like, trying to pass in different styles. - Yeah, yeah. - And then eventually tie your style with those. - I was, right about to start that, like when I tried passing Jay, then you showed me the other thing, right? - Yeah. - Like, like, hit me in with my knee. I was like, going to do that the next day and then I'm still fucking. - We'll circle back when you're ready. - You guys should take a look at this little kid. This is, I really, - What, are you addicted to us? - I'm gonna show you guys right now. It's like, this guy, this little kid needs to do martial arts or fight 'cause he is just a fighter. I don't know, it's just, it's just a funny clip. I think they're, they're in India or something like that. - Should I put them like do it? - Sure. (indistinct chattering) - Or if I place a desk. (indistinct chattering) - Oh, he's cut. (indistinct chattering) Man just did three different martial arts. (indistinct chattering) - That's aggressive. - Well, like, the first one he's like, like fucking, he thinks they're fighting and they're like, no, no. And then he did like the fucking, you know, the. - Karate shop. - You ever see the end, the Indian one hand fight? - Oh, that's what he said. - He used to do it like this shit. And then they're like, no grapple or whatever. At least that's what I think they're saying. - No language. - That's what I can block. - He got the dauge in him. - Yeah. - Try killing him. - Yeah. - He does it with a smile. He's like, all right. - Yeah, that is easy. - Bro, so we've been lifting lately, right? - Fuck yeah, dude. - This motherfucker made insane progress. - Bro, let's fucking go. - Insane progress, man. - Fuckin'. - Okay, we're benching. I've fucking, I've been trying to bench. So I got like, I made breakthroughs benching like 185 for five and 185 for six. Then like one day, 185 for fucking eight. So then I'm up to 205. 205 for three was my max. And that was like last week or something. - We started December 14th. So that's about 14th. - Like a week and a half ago, maybe two weeks ago. - Okay, okay. So then we come back like a week later. And I think I did 205, maybe for four. And then like an assisted one. So like 205 for four. And you did 205 for five for five for five. Bro. - What the fuck, man? - First five for five. - Oh, that's good. - What we first started, he went up to 205. I was doing 185 for six. And I was like fucking struggling. And then the next week. - That's still crazy though. 185 for six. Like that took a long time. That takes a while for me. - For me at least. That was like a lot for me. I feel like a guys are gonna hear this. And they're like, you guys don't fucking lift. Like, bro. - I mean, you're a hundred pounds. Like that's a lot of weight. - I am a hundred pounds a lot. - Exactly. - For you know, for fighting 135, like that's a lot of weight. - For though though, for your weight, it is a lot. - And also for the time to improve to 205 for five? - 205 for five, yeah. - It's fucking very fast. - Are you the same physical weight? - Yeah. - Yeah, you're just like getting stronger at that weight. - Yeah, well, 'cause like when we were lifting, we weren't, well, I did gain a little bit of muscle. I got- - You got a scan, right? - I got a scan. I'm not happy about it. So- - I'd be, I'd be pumped. - Well, I was at the tail end of Bantamweight. Like a higher upper echelon for weight. So I don't, I shouldn't get any bigger. And then I got the scan again, and now I'm like three pounds heavier than that. So I'm at the very, very low end of Bantamweight now. And it's like, I gotta kind of lose that a little bit, but we'll see how it- - It seemed like your cut was easy enough that you can afford a little more. Like I know that the numbers say this and that, but like- - But I bet what happens is you do this cut, you probably lose a lose a muscle. - That's what I'm pulling right back on after you start eating it. - That's what I'm getting. - You know, I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure there's something about like, you lose muscle size, but you keep the amount of muscle nuclei. So like, like some bodybuilders are so inflated, but they're not so strong because they, their muscles are huge, but there's not a lot of individual muscle cells. Whereas like a guy who's really densely strong has more muscle nuclei. So they, you may get smaller, but you'll put it on a lot faster. - I have no clue. - But anyways, yeah, so like two weeks ago, it was like 185 for six, then the next week, it was like 205 for three with the most. And then it was yesterday, two days ago. - Two days ago? - Two days ago, I think it was. - I don't know. - Two days ago? - Two days ago. - Two or five for five and I was like, fuck you. - You guys went three days a week? - Fuck yeah. - About? - You guys got more than me. - I mean, I'm, yeah. - Especially now with my function. - I'm doing three days a week. - And how long is the session? - An hour. - Yeah. - It's fun. You guys hanging out. - Yeah, both of you. - Yeah, great, man. - But like, the thing that I was doing differently, or that we're doing differently now, is low reps, but going until, essentially failure. - Pretty fast, like if you could do 10 and you're still doing, like, the 10th right of late, you gotta stop at 10, go down to have your weight. - Yeah. - Like I'm only doing six or less reps. And yeah, that's it. So just trying to increase the weight or, you know, if I'm at three reps for something, then I'll keep the same weight and try to go to four. And then if, or if I get six with something, then I'll go up a little bit and then try to get three or four. - I do almost no chest, I feel like I should. - You, you were saying, you actually think you're Achilles lock, it's better. - Yeah, I think, like the ability to like latch onto an ankle, also the ability to shove my hand across when I'm on the back. Like I'm hand fighting, and I just like jam my, like when you arm switch, right? If you like hide one arm, you rip it out and then jam the other one across. Like yeah, just my ability to like squeeze here. - I really have to do more EBI rounds. I realize like, bro, I'm getting the people's backs and I'm just like, like I was on Moosob's back and my fucking arm worked so tired. I'm like, I should, and he's like exhausted. I'm like, I should fucking finish this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, if you do like one or two a week. - Yeah, it's the same thing as you were saying before. It's like, I haven't been doing EBI for a while. So it's like, I have to get the muscle memory and, you know, build it up again. - I feel like you should also do some EBI rounds with gloves on. - So you get really good at strangling, like, either-- - I'm surprised you don't grapple every day with gloves. - I usually do in my camps, but this, the last two weeks, were just to get in shape first. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, I was like, let me just get into-- - Let me grab things tomorrow. - You probably need a few gloves to grapple, or I could probably get just so wet. - I have two, but I usually, like I gave you one. - Yeah. - Like, not give it to you, but like-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used them for-- - For my last camp, I would give Ethan gloves - 'Cause the other guy should have them too. - Exactly, exactly, so it's like starting next week, I'm actually gonna start wearing the gloves again. - It ends up being zero scores. You just-- - It's a-- - Yeah, yeah, and you never cement anything, 'cause you can't grab, you can't, like, it's a pain in the ass. - You can't grab? - Yeah. - Not as much as your actual hands can grab. - And then when both people have no rash guard on, you're like fucking slipping out of shit. - You just fly around and you stand back up and wrestle. - Wow. - And then, again, scramble, stand back up, wrestle. - It'll be different. - Requires more gas, for sure. - 'Cause you never, like, latch on, you never connect and stop movement. - That's fucking-- - It's good. - It's sick rounds. - It's really sick rounds, yeah. - Sick rounds, yeah. - Your brother's getting really good at fucking, Achilles locks now, Achilles is the guard, his guard's getting good, tough guard. - When is he, is he competing next then? - No, I don't think so. - No, I don't think he's just playing. - Yeah, just fucking learning, developing. - The Polaris thing is coming up. - I don't know what that is. - Fucking squads. - Oh yeah. - What are the different squads? - North American, Europe, right? - Are you on one? - I don't know. - No, I'm fucking still not sure about this one. - Yeah. - Yeah, Euro squad seems pretty fucking pretty crazy. - Got like-- - Joe Chen. - Yeah, Joe Chen, Owen, Chichinsky. - Chichinsky. - Owen of Flanagan on there, too? - Owen of Flanagan, too, yeah. - Oh, Egan. - Oh, Egan, that's it, no, it's Owen, no way. - No, it's pronounced, oh, Egan. - Oh, I didn't know that. - No, it's not, it's not, it's, I think, Owen or Egan or something. - Joe gravity. - Egan, and the two other trials winners, he was here. - He was here? - Owen was the trials winner, no? - The other trials winners, the other weights. - Oh, Taylor Pierman. - Taylor Pierman and the other guy. - I don't know. - Also, trials winner. - Did you get the train with Taylor? - A little bit. - He had really good leg locks up. - Yeah, yeah, good locks, yeah. - I didn't get the train with him. - Yeah. - Apparently, it was really good. - Good leg locks, good guards, good guard. - Yeah. - What else we got going on? What's going on in the world of us and grappling and-- - Trump's inaugurated in what one? - January 20th, no? - Oh, wow. - I think that's something that's where it is. - I'm gonna play security. - Bro. - Yeah, definitely gonna, he's definitely gonna have more assassination attempts. - Yeah. - I feel like there's a lot of assassination attempts on him that don't go public. - Oh, really? - Like they're finding people. - There's a show on Netflix called Madness, or The Madness, something like that. - Really, really good. You ever watched The Fear of the Walking Dead? - Oh, I've heard of it. - Haven't watched it, though. - Have you seen The Walking Dead, though? - Yeah. - The Fear of it. - It's like the-- - A spin-off, right? - It's a spin-off of it. Yeah, it happened, it happened, like. It's other people, essentially, same thing. But there's a guy that showed the madness. He's from the Fear of the Walking Dead, really good show. And he gives you insight on how the government could-- If they wanted to target a specific person and fuck with their career and their lives, how it could actually go down. - And how would it look? - This guy was like a CNN news reporter, right? And then he happens to go to, this is basically Northeast. So it happens to go to Poconos, it's just to get away from a city from Loga, 'cause he lives in Philly, New York. And then while he's in the Poconos, a guy next door to him gets brutally murdered, like he's chopped up into pieces and stuff like that. And pretty much the government is trying to frame this guy. Yeah, it turns out the neighbor was some high-level, Neil Nazi guy, and this guy's black, so they're trying to pin it on him and it's crazy. - Well, I honestly think, I mean, the government can't, I've heard of people saying that people's bank accounts get frozen in shit just because they're talking shit about-- - You guys know about the truck thing in Canada? - They froze all the-- - The truckers? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, because they were protesting against Trudeau, no? - Yeah, yeah, and that's why. - They froze their bank accounts. - They froze and they also seized the GoFundMe or something, and they froze bank accounts. - Yeah, it's insane, bro, bro, bro. - It was insane, it was fucking-- - So what are they, how do they resolve it? - I don't think they did, they just lost the money and there's nothing they could do about it. - That's crazy. - How long has Trudeau been in power for? - It's been like a fucking decade, no? I don't know how does it hate him. - Well, how does, I have no idea how Canadian politics work. - Neither do I. - Really? - I'm way more interested in American politics. - 'Cause you guys have a prime minister, right? - A prime minister, yeah, yeah. - And so it means they're elected differently. - And how long, you don't, like, there's not a max-- - No, you don't know. - You don't know why. - I don't give a shit because I don't think I was in charge for-- - What's the other guy that-- - What's the other guy that's, like, his opposition? There's one guy that, his clips pop up, and I'm like, bro, I wish he was American, and he sounds like a fucking badass. But you probably know more about it than me. - Well, that's nothing then. - No, okay, well, less than-- - Well, hold on, real quick. Do you guys ever heard of Sean Ryan? - Yeah, Sean Ryan podcast. - Yeah. - There was, I have no idea if this guy's just a fucking quack, not Sean Ryan, but the guy on his podcast. - Yup. - I forget his name now. Hecker, maybe, something hecker. And he basically is a whistleblower. I think he, again, guys, I just listened to this yesterday, and I'm like fucking 20 minutes in, so I didn't even really fact check the thing, but it starts off with a podcast saying that he testified in Congress or whatever, so it's like, some validity to what he's saying, or at least that he testified under oath that he's telling the truth. But he apparently worked in Antarctica at the station down there or whatever for Raytheon. - Raytheon. - Raytheon is a, it's a company, but it's like a military contractor company, like they build shit for the military station. - Antarctica? - In Antarctica. - In Antarctica. - Well, no one owns it, but we do have a base down there. Like that is like-- - No, but probably no one wants to own it, like, if it's fucking cold on there. - Yeah, well, I think it's neutral territory. - Is it like mostly for research? - Yeah, exactly. - Exactly. - Why are they researching? They got aliens over there? - Well, I don't even know what's down there, man. That's a crazy part of it. - Is it even a real place? - I've never seen it with my own eyes. - Could it be a bunch of bull-- - Have you been to the North Pole being a Canadian? - No, North Pole's actually like-- - Guys. - On moving glacial-- - Put your clothes on. - Let's talk about this. - I'm very close to it. - Sorry about the guy. So, apparently this guy says that there is this technology that the government has come out about this thing. I forget what the fuck they called it, but basically the whistleblower said that they're not being fully truthful at all of this thing's capabilities. It's like one kilometer deep, one kilometer wide, or something like that's a big fucking thing in the ground, in a-- - They found this, or they built this? - No, no, they built it. - They built this. - Okay, okay. - It's this scientific technology that's supposed to detect neutrinos and all this different shit. - Oh, a kilometer wish is-- - I know, it was a mile? - Around there, yeah. - I know this, yeah, it's like a big tank of water and light bulbs, and when a neutrino hits it, the light goes off. - It can detect the neutrinos or whatever from different, 'cause neutrinos are passing through us at all times. - They go through the whole earth without slowing down. - Exactly. - Neutrinos? - Neutrinos, yeah. - But basically-- - Crazy. - He's also saying that this technology that they have down there, they're not being truthful about it and we have to know about it. The government-- - They have one of those in China too. - They're basically saying the government, or different governments, have the power to start earthquakes and shit like that in, like on the earth-- - Sorry, if they're making it rain and do bi, I'm sure we can make earthquakes. - And then, so they're saying earthquakes, and then he's saying that they are working on, or they have quantum communication already with, I don't even fucking know, actually. - You should look it up. - With aliens? - Not with aliens, but there is apparently a fleet that is in outer space right now going somewhere, and they're communicating with them, and this fleet is going somewhere in outer space. - Fleet of humans, like, yeah, human ships, like American ships, what? - Basically, they probably-- - They're probably going to somewhere. - But I sent some inmates or something, right? Like, you're not gonna, so smart people are gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm gonna go to fucking outer space." - I couldn't fucking tell you. - I don't even know what's true anymore. Who knows? - It's on Ryan Podcast, but you should look it up. - I don't know, I don't know. But he testified in court as a whistleblower, saying that, like, all this shit, the government's not being truthful about it. - Damn. - Yeah, I don't know. - You guys think about the, do we talk about the drones already? - Drone schmoans. - Yeah, the orbs. - Orbs? - I don't know much about the orbs, the people are seeing the orbs now. - Orbs are crazier to me than the drones. - I don't even see them. - I try not to look up. - Your brother's really looking for UFOs. - Bro, I mean, I'm the skeptic about that shit, and like, the drones, I'm like, all right, fucking drones, like, someone put them in the room. - Could be a man, yeah. - Well, definitely, man. - It's definitely not, yeah, but the-- - Yeah, definitely. - It's just me. - Yeah, definitely. But the fucking, that orb shit is, what, like-- - Have you seen the-- - Never saw any orbs. - Crazy videos out there, I don't know if they're real or not, but if it's real, it's fucking-- - The thing that I can't-- It's hard for me to know what's real and what's fake because AI, CGI, all this shit is so good now, I can't tell the difference. You have an AI of, like, Trump saying some random shit. - And it looks real. - And it looks real. - That's like, bro, I can't fucking, it's hard for me, and I also don't give a fuck, I think. - I mean, I would if I, like, what I saw was real, I'm definitely interested in it, but I'm not gonna be so interested at all, like, go and learn about it. I'll just, like, follow along with when it ever, when it comes out, like, that's all, like-- - I just wanna get better at guard passing. - That's the thing, it's like, I'm fighting. - If there's a threat, then everything can go and hold, and then we can go fight, but-- - Yeah, until then-- - If there's an actual threat, we'll go fuck, I'm fucking julioitary. - Yeah, bro, but until then, man, I'm fucking scrapping every day. - Fuckin' New Year's coming up. - Yeah, I'm thinking about getting an AR, another AR. - What do you wanna get? - Do you wanna defense? - I think they know defense, right? It seems like the most reputable brand. - Yeah. - Super reliable, like a one. - I'm gonna get a slingshot. - 'Cause you wanna get one that's gonna be forever. - Right, the forever gun. Also, the Legion is the forever gun. That P365, actually Legion, that's the best pistol I think. - Brother, I don't like that thing. - With even, I think the staccato is great, but I would, I don't know how it would-- Like, it's not bad over time. - Yeah, yeah, be over time. - It's like the best competition gun. It's like a fine-tuned machine. - Why, they break down over time? - No, no, I don't know. - I don't know, but like, I know 365's been put to use. The P320 is the same setup. - Yeah, yeah, SIG is a military grade weapon. - It will not, it will not break. - I mean, they're all susceptible, but it's like, it's the military, they're sending people to war with this thing, so it's like, it's very reliable. - Like my P320, I put over 1,000 rounds. - You probably never cleaned your gun. - No, never cleaned. - Never, never. - Never cleaned. - Why not? - You should. - Fuck it, that, fuck it. - To stop it from jamming. - I wanna see how many bullets I can shoot. - That's true, yeah, so you know. - So I know. So if you have to use it in real life. - Yeah, I'm like, ah, I'm on 298, it's gonna jam in two. - The P320, that's the play around gun, but the one I carry is 365. - 365, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 365 Legion, I just got two holsters for it. Yeah, I got two holsters from Alpha Omega, Kydex holsters, shout out to them. And then also, stop box sent me some shit. - Stop box. - Yeah, yeah, send me some shit. - BDMU, you DM them. - You know, my black ways. I DM them, ask for some boxes. - I'm pretty sure. - Give me it or else you'll-- - I just bought them on Black Friday though. I don't wanna talk to anybody. - Yeah, I'm gonna make a video for them today. Actually, I'll post it for that in Alpha Omega, whatever. That's usually what I do if I want something. I just DM them first and say, I used to do that and I don't wanna fuck it. - I'll talk to them finally. - Yeah, yeah, you do that. - Me, I just wanna say about Buck. - I'm trying to say about Buck. - Scrounge, we just like-- - Bro, I did that with, that's pretty much anything that I think is groceries. - Go to press sponsor by EGB. - I try to get sponsored by Waterloo. They never messaged back. Actually-- - They're all just like, we gotta show up. - They messaged back, but they said to email their team and then the team never emailed me back. - You gotta show up in person with a gun. - It's an awesome company. - Is it Austin? - Yeah, yeah. - I don't fucking know, 'cause we, I drink this shit all the time. If I could just get this for free, I-- - I think I drink too much of them, honestly. - You can't drink too much. - I think I drink too much water. - I drink this, no it's not. - There's no chemicals in here. This is natural, what's natural flavors? - Yeah, it's like fucking, what is it? - Lemon fucking oil. - Lemon oil? - Like oils from lemons and shit. And oranges and, it's like, it's all natural shit. - What's natural flavor with other natural flavors? It means it's like, all natural flavor. - What do they have to say that twice? - Yeah, twice as suspicious, I agree. Naturally flavored with natural flavor, no, no, no. - What? - That sounds like a wimble. - It's naturally flavored naturally with the other natural flavors. - Why'd they have to say it like that? Why can't they just be like, naturally flavored? - It's a play on words. Yeah, carbonated water, and it's too ingredients, purified carbonated water and natural flavors. - Mm, I just, maybe I just think this, but-- - Yeah, I drink this and I'm not home-- - A natural flavoring is an essential oil or extract from a plant or animal source. - Exactly. - Okay, well that's good. - It's all just like, just from natural shit. But if I'm home, I am not drinking water. I'm only drinking water. - Yeah, water's kind of boring. - Didn't you tell me that I fuck you? - You were against Waterloo's, no? - Yeah. - You, I think, jazz didn't like the way they taste it and then it's grown on me. - They grew on me too, but there's something, if something fishy about it, I don't know it. - It's natural flavors, they're getting me. - Bro, the normal water is just boring. It's like fucking nuts. - Bro, peach is very good. This is my favorite though, orange vanilla Waterloo. Shout out to Waterloo guys. Please sponsor me or the podcast. Honestly me, I don't care much about the podcast. The me, I drink this so much. We get probably-- - Yeah, I see-- - I saw your pantries, it's kind of ridiculous. - Is probably 15 cases a week. - That's insane. How many of these do you have a date? - I drink like, probably like eight to 10. - What the fuck? - What day? - Dude, I have like three a day once and I'm like too many for me. That's how I gotta slow down. - This is my, if I'm home, this is my water source, but I'm always drinking water. Like, that's why I keep so much. I'm always drinking fucking water. - I don't know about that. I think you're-- - This is good. - This is good, Waterloo. - This is good for you. - Okay, okay. (laughing) - You're trying to convince us. - I kind of want one now. - That's not bad. - I ran out, I want another one, I'm thirsty. Is it making you thirsty 'cause of natural flavors? - Ah, that's it, that's how they get ya. - I don't know. - I don't know. - Yeah. - What else we got? Fucking some open mats coming up. - Open mats coming to you. - Like next week, right? - Do we? - I think only I'm 31st. - Oh, only I'm 31st. - Are we doing anything for New Year's? Actually, I don't even know what I'm asking you. I'm not fine, I'm not doing this. - I'm not partying. - Yeah, let's go fuckin' drink and stay up late. - I want to see the fireworks. - I'm gonna stay up late, that's worse than drinkin'. - Yeah, that's right. - I want to fuckin' stay up 'til drink. - Well, the lady goes past my bedtime and drink. - I fuck that shit. - Not drink. - No one drinks on the team. - Oh, actually, that's a lot of the lie. That's a bad lie, yeah. - The core four, we don't drink, or rarely, rarely drink. - Core four, baby. - Actually, Jay's the only one that really does drink. You guys will have to drink. - I gave it up for Jay's. - Oh really, really? So yeah, you didn't tell me that. - I'll do it, I'll give it up, boom, done. Don't want it. - You got drunk in Hawaii. - Got drunk. - Everybody took a drink and a half. - There we go. - I got drunk. - I had one shot, I was a Murr. - Yeah, last time I got drunk, I was in a, I was... - Yeah, one shot did it, yeah. - I was drunk. - I was in Key Largo, floating in the ocean on a floaty, smoking a cigar, hammered off. - When was this? - A Budweiser in three tequila. - When was this? - On the baby moon? - On the baby moon, yeah, when you got- - Oh, that's sick. - You know what would be fun if we all got drunk? - That would be- - I said we should do that on the podcast once. - On the podcast, early as fuck. - Yeah, we got to talk about Saturday, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We got to do like podcast ham or some shit. Either drunk or I also thought on shrooms too. I wonder what that podcast- - No, drunk. - Drunk, drunk. - You just have to hurry up. - Yeah, I wanna explode your past. - That's all shrooms did. All this Austin, oh, you come to Austin, you do shrooms. You fucking, it just gives me diarrhea. It does nothing else. - Bro, like, what's going on here, man? - I'm gonna give you a gummy tomorrow and see it. - It just can't make me shit. - I don't think so, I don't think so. - You just think this. - I do, I do, but I tried so many different fucking, I don't get a chocolate. Do you ever tried chocolate before? - Yeah. - It still means you- - It just turns into chocolate. - Yeah, no, no, I'll give you a gummy and I wanna see how you like that. A tiny micro- - Skeptic. - Give me the whole fucking thing. - No, no, no, no. - When I was a kid, I once, I did like seven grams in one sitting, it was fucking bongers. - So God. - I saw something, that's for damn sure. But like, now, yeah, I've tried a bunch of times in Austin. I've tried like, significant amounts and same thing every time. - Well, you're thinking too much. - Dose-dependent diarrhea, that's all I can get. - Take a very tiny amount. - Yeah, dude, nothing. - Take a very tiny amount. - Then I get a tiny diarrhea. - I don't think so. - You wanna bet- - Are you doing it on empty stomach? - Sometimes, sometimes no. - You should, I've tried all variables. I've narrowed it down to just nothing. - I never tried gummies. - I guess not, yeah. - Are they naturally flavored? - Yeah, we're shrooms. - Hey, we got some shrooms in here, right? - That's true. - Oh yeah. - Adaptogens, this'll be good. - What is it? - Adaptogens, there it is. - Yeah, but the adaptogens, but um. - You're saying what, are they? - Which uh. - Line's main mushroom. Line's main. I've heard a lot of people talk very highly about line's main. - I don't know what the fuck it is. - It's a mushroom, I saw it grow. I've seen it. - It's like a big fuzzy white mushroom. - And- - Grows on dead trees. - You ever see the mushroom is growing in the central market? - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. - That's pretty cool. - That's where line's main, yeah. - Celery. - Do you guys know? - What? - Can you guys recognize like the wild mushrooms, like which ones are safety? - I know, chicken on the forest. - My guy, chicken on the forest. - But it's, you could die though. 'Cause it looks like- - Why? - Yeah, it looks like another one that is very bad. - The rooster of the jungle? - Yeah, that's the snake of the venom. - No, it just, I wouldn't like rely on my knowledge, but I do know it's like white and reddish, and it's like, grows like in shells. - Shells, yeah. - That's crazy. But it's supposed to taste like chicken? - Have you guys watched- - I think it's just like very fibrous, easy to cook. - Have you guys watched the show Outlast? - Yes. - Yeah, you see the cool fucking show? - What's Outlast? I think I've heard of this. - Yeah, me? - Okay, you? - Ooh, you got it. - Okay, okay, so it's like, it's a show where they draw people off, and then like they did like the- - Oh, it's like a survivor thing, right? - But you have to outlast the other guys. - You have no idea where they're at. - You don't know how they're doing what they're at. You're allowed only a couple things to bring with you. Some people bring like- - It's team, string. - Oh, it's a team. - Teams say, yeah, yeah. - Oh, I haven't seen teams. - You have seen teams. - Oh, I only saw the individual, it's all their women there. - There's both guys and girls. - You got to choose your team or no? - Yeah, so you get- - Oh, yeah. - I think I saw a different one. I only saw the solo- - That's pretty cool. - This is pretty unique. So a million bucks to win, to win the Outlast. And it's teams, it's teams of four. And there's four captains, you get to pick your team, whatever. - Oh, fuck. - So what's interesting is that you can- - A million total? - A million total. - A million total. - Like yeah, however, yeah. - So if you're, you can trade teams, you can also get kicked off of a team, but you can't be solo. If you're solo for more than a day, you're gone. - So if you do get kicked off, you have to be taken in by another team? - Yep. - Or you can be maxed for per team? - No, you could have- - Oh. - Essentially, they could all join together and win the million bucks- - And they're the team. - Yeah, yeah. But you know, then you have to split it 40 ways. And it's like, no way- - How many teams are there? - There is, I think there was- - 10. - 10 teams, sounds like. - I think there was four teams. - Okay, four teams, sorry. And then how many people- - Four people per team. - That's pretty good. - There's only 16 people. - A, B, C, D. So there can't be 40 people. - I didn't say 40 people, he's not 40 people. - Well, I thought 40 because you said there's like, you split it 40 ways, so it's- - That's what you said. - Well, I mean it's saying hypothetically, if you're putting all the people together- - You split them all away- - Six teams with the white ones to do that, right? So you'll have to outlast when the team- - Yeah. - Okay, interesting show. The first season, I saw two guys win, right? Interesting dynamic. One guy- - Two as a team of two that won. - Team of two that won, right? Like, yeah. And versus a team of five with two girls on them, right? So they have six. - I'm sure they can. - In show, on camera. But there's ones that get filled 24/7, right? For sure, so there's one chick, right? - The editors are like you. - Come on, bro, you're out there for fucking like- - You're gonna be back. - Weeks or months, it's like, so you're gonna get a little connection. - Get a little spa. - A little spa. So this is one team that's really going really successful. Team of four, right? It's three guys, two girls. - That's five. (laughing) - Fuck. - Team of four, three guys, two girls. - Three guys, one, three guys, one girl, right? - Three girls, one cup. - Oh, yeah, so, so is it. - I love you, not fucking this. - This is like, call it- - Shh, it's just three holes. - Call it Delta Team, right? So Delta Team, three guys, one girl, really successful. Fucking sick, sick house. - Awesome fire building. - They do crazy shit. - Yeah, yeah. - Log cabin. (laughing) - It was sick. - And there's another girl from, like, Alpha Team. She recognizes her team's, like, dwindling and she should probably leave, right? So she's like, fuck you guys, I'm out of here. I'm gonna go chase another team. So she walks to, she's like decent looking girl. She walks to Delta Team. And this is like, this is at nighttime. She goes over there, it's like trying to complete her way. She's like, hey, like, I'd really like to join her team. Like, this is what I have to offer or whatever. And they all come, they all come up and they're like, let's talk about it for a minute. They talk for a few minutes and they're like, we can't do it. You can stay the night, but like, you know, 'cause it's dark out, you don't want you walking the dark, but we can't let you join, like, we're too successful. We don't need you. - Okay. - She spends the night, cuddles with one dude. And he's like, I think she should stay out of there. (laughing) - Guys, I think she should stay. - I was like, oh, that's okay. - She did some convincing in there. - He was the most powerful dude. - He was like, he convinced everybody else in there, he was like, I think we need her. I think she could be really useful. - We need her, trust me. - It's just like, this little like girl, she can't hunt, can't fucking do shit. - Can't spot a fire, yeah, she gets fucked though. - Yeah. That's so funny. - Good shit, good shit. - She played it. - She can play, she knows what she's good at. - She can't do anything else, fuck dude. - And you know how everybody says, like, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, right? The ending of this shot, I wish I was gonna record it. It was so fucking funny. So interesting dynamic, right? Really tall guy, like probably six, five. - Yeah. - Big country boy, and a bit of a shorter guy, like maybe five, five, right? And they're working really well together. - Oh, they're a team of two. - Team of two. - Wow, wow. - This is the Delta team. The rest of the Delta team got sick, whatever, they left, so it's the final two. Big old country boy, smaller guy from Texas, right? And they get to the end, they win the million bucks, and they're all like starving and shit, and the flare goes off, and the big guy's like, yeah, I got that dog in me, I got that dog in me. And the little guy looks up and he's like, I'm a dog too. - I know, I'm a dog too. - It was so fucking hilarious. - I gotta find the clip. - What are some like 500-- - 500 K each of them, huh? - Yeah, what are some, and how long were they out there for? - I think probably three to four weeks, because they-- - Oh, wow, a short last-- - No, no, they ended it early. So there was like two teams that were surviving, this guy's gonna live out here indefinitely. So they drop a message, like a tomorrow morning, you got a first thing that makes it to this location, and does this activity, they win, you know what I mean? 'Cause they were like, 'cause we have a good dynamic. - They're getting too comfortable, they're just like, what is this shit? We can fucking move out here. - Yeah, exactly. - Fucking cable TV. - Yeah, they start opening a new country, like-- - Yeah, it's fucking bullshit. - You kill one deer, you dry it out forever. - You're good for them, you're good for them. - You're good for them. - You're good for them, you're good. - Yeah, they're good, yeah, bro. - No rabbits though, I remember this, it's one of Damien's facts. - Oh yeah, you can't live off of rabbits, I know that, dude. - It's not in the fat, right, too? - They're killing squirrels out there. - That's insane to me. - That's crazy. - They're fishing and stuff, like they're getting fished. They're eating good, you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, it's cool. - That's why they end it early, but it's the current season. - No, I don't really, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll adapt in any situation, but right now, I do not know how to live off the land. Like, I can't start a fire, I can't-- - Sure, you can figure it out. - I would hope so. - Also, they gave those guys flint and steel. - Oh, you get some, you're chilling, okay, okay. - But yeah, it'd be nice to know how to make fishing line, or hook, or like, you know? - The building, the cabin, is the coolest thing to me. They just do it so easily. - I think shelter is, are in terms of like, what skills can I do? - Shelter's gotta be easiest. - Shelter's the easiest. - I think so. - The way they do it looks pretty cool, like if they have a really cool-- - You look like a fucking two-story house in there. - But basically, as long as like, you know, you're off the actual ground floor a little bit, or you have some-- - Warm shelter. - Shelter, yeah. - Exactly, something to keep you away from the elements. - Finding food is, uh-- - The food part, 'cause I have no idea how to identify what's good to eat, what's not good to eat, and then hunt. I literally can only fucking probably catch frogs. Like, I don't think-- - I can't walk in. - If you're next to the water, they're doing like, clams and oyster snails, snails out of the bale and catchin' fish on a hook with like-- - I can't spearfish, I know that. - Yeah, we got one, let's say four hours to get one fucking fish. - It's going after that puffer fish, that fucker evaded me. - They were catchin' massive fish with no bait. It was just like a shiny hook. - Really? - Like, wow. - Maybe 'cause I guess they never fish there, so the fish are like, oh, that's fine, I'm gonna go for that. They never-- - Exactly. - Just un-unfished, yeah. - If it's fished, and they're gonna realize, oh, my friend got taken eating-- - I'm not going here that weird thing, yeah. - They're not as stupid as we think so. - Do you think they're stupid? - People say that they don't have any pain. - No, they can't feel pain. It was like, everything feels pain. - Well, everything feels pain, yeah. - I look this up, well, we don't really know. - Who's tellin' you this? - Big fish. - Big fish. - Sure, they avoid pain. If something tries to hurt them, they run away. That's so-- - No, no. - You're saying like, if you're fishing, you hook a fish. - Oh. - Fisherman or stuff, or I say, oh, they don't feel like-- - Fisherman don't feel pain? - No, no, no. - You know, we have a fucking fish hook through our lip. It's gonna fucking hurt a lot. - Oh, the fish don't? - Apparently, they don't have that same feeling. - How? - Come on, that's gotta ruin that fish's day. - Yeah. - 'Cause they don't have a central nervous system, I think. - Or like a no fucking way, they don't have a central. They have a brain. - Sometimes a fish swallows the hook and it's like in their intestines. It's pretty bad. - That's gotta hurt. - Dude, I caught a fish one time and I took the hook out of his mouth and there was another hook sticking out of his butthole. So it digested it and I wiggled it and it got out. - Oh, wow, oh, damn. - I think it's pretty sad. - He's tough, tough hook. - He's just like, I'm gonna shit this thing. - You should've-- - He should've it out, yeah. - Whoa, you looking this up? - Yeah, we don't really know, it's debated. - This is an article written by Fisherman. It's like, yeah, we actually don't know. This is fucking biased information. - I mean, what animal doesn't feel pain? - Well, man will hide it if you'll pain. - They just don't know how to show pain, right? - Yeah, they don't have-- - It's like, 'cause the, in terms of pain as we know it, we have a fucking brain and complex nervous system. - Reptile pain? - I think so. - Probably, right? - But they also can chop their tails off. So I don't know, maybe they're all right. - They can chop their tails off. I mean, but if you hit a snake, you chop it. It's like, ah, I think snakes feel pain. - Yeah, I feel like anything feels pain. It's a negative-- - It's like they respond, not just thing. A thing that's living means it responds to its environment. - Can't always show it, but like-- - Yeah, it avoids bad and seeks good. - You know, it's fucking done. - We all just do that. - But like, so why can't, so if something hurts, why can't we just recognize it as pain and then go away from it? - It has to be-- - It has to be, ah! - 'Cause it has to give us a sense of urgency. And some people are for their fucking wires across and they like pain, you know? - Fucking, I don't know. - I was riding a bike a couple of months ago, maybe a month ago or two ago, and there was a rattlesnaked that, yeah, I stole the bike. I-- - A rattlesnake. - I saw a rattlesnake. - Around your neighborhood? - Yeah, it got ran over by a car. - A rattlesnake will fuck you up, man. - You'll die, you don't get the hospital. - Yeah, so I poked it with a stick, right? It was so fucking oddly soft, the head was poking it. - Oh, it was decomposed already, then. - And then thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of ants started just crawling out of it all over the place. - They got that, they were eating it. - Bro, they're at the feast of the century for them. - We did it, boy! - It was insane. - It kept coming out of its fucking mouth and eyes and shit. - Yeah. - It's insane. - It's going back into the another world. - Bro, nutrients. - Bro, I don't know if you guys noticed, but there's so many more ants in Texas than in Jersey. - Yeah, honestly, yeah. - They're strong, the ants here are strong too, they'll be in the rib us. - You ever just like poke with a stick and they all come? - All the time, bro, I have to actively destroy the colonies 'cause if they're too close to my house, they crawl in the house. - Oh, really? - Yeah. Bro, I was like, in my room, in the corner, I like move my hamper and there's like ants there, I'm like, what the fuck? So then I like fucking kill them. I like, look up, I like pour cinnamon. I'm like, there has to be cinnamon. Cinnamon, apparently, they don't like the scent of it. Yeah, they don't like the scent of it, I look that up online and then I go. - Smear campaign by big cinnamon. - So in the corner of my house, there's, do you guys know my porch, the pillar? - Yeah, yeah. - The pillar? That pillar is like basically where the corner of my room is, so I go down. - Oh, so they climb up there. - I go down and I look and there's this massive fucking colony. - Did you send him in the fuck out of it? - I took bleach and water and poured it all over the shit. - You monster, that was a fucking Hulk. - I murdered them, but I've done that like with three different colonies. - Did it help your aunt's problem in your room? - Oh yeah, it's totally fine now. - Oh, there you go. - There's this like liquid you can set next to. - Yeah, I think that it goes back in the colony. - They take it to the queen. - Yeah, I'll just fuck it up right away. - You just go barbarian mode on them. - Yeah, honestly, it's pretty cool. Just fuck it up a bunch with, with uh. - You ever see them, they take the babies out. They like, save the young. - Oh, the larva brothers go everywhere, man. - Dude, also too, like underneath my, they're so fast, so like, one time I moved my, my garbage cans, boom, right? The next week, I take my garbage cans out and they're building tunnels underneath the fucking garbage. They're insane. - They work nonstop, bro. It's, they're, they're tunneling. And it's only text, like, this is the first time I'm really seeing all this, all these ants everywhere. - Yeah, insane. - I looked at how your soil may be, it's easier for them to live here. - Well, it's milder winters as well. - There you go, they'll die in the winter, yeah. - Yeah, that's a big thing. - There's, you know, like you guys see squirrels and shit here? - I don't see that many squirrels out here, as much as Jersey, at least. - Bro, as much as you saw them in Jersey, I feel like there's like three times as many in Montreal. They're just like herds of fucking squirrels in parks and garbages and shit. - They're like fucking, yeah. - Maybe more in Montreal, but in Jersey, bro. - They're squirrels everywhere. - Yeah, nice to bat around the winter. - Yeah, bro. - Dude, last time I was in Universal Studios in Orlando, I had a conversation with a squirrel. - A squirrel, he was asking for food. - You gave it to him? - Yeah, I didn't have a choice at all. I held that at gunpoint. Fuck, squirrel. - I once shot a squirrel with a BB gun. - That's not nice. - A pellet or airsoft gun, actually. - He just pissed him off. - It didn't even react. It was like one of the springness, like it was kind of like the ones that, like from the, - It was just like, fucking whatever. - I like shot it to see the disc. - You probably missed. - No, I hit it. It was like fucking right here to the camera. - You psychopath. - I looked at it and it just literally looked at me and just fucking did nothing. I was like, wow. - Damn. - Fuck that. - I had to have hurt him. - I'm almost all. - Oh yeah, they're probably so funny. - There's furry rats. - They just run around a tree all day. They're like the monkeys of the rodent family. - Yeah. - You guys, oh yeah. So sorry, plan of the apes. You see the first one where it's with the rise. - Yes. - The rise of the planet. Where they get the ghast of the apes in the. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - The Caesar, I felt so bad when he was in. - Wait, he hasn't seen it yet. - You didn't see it. - The first planet of the apes, yeah, yeah. - No, no, no, no. The rise of the new, the newer one. - The newer one. - The 2011 one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was like, Caesar. - Who's that mean actor? - Franco. - Franco, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, so. - Bro, he's in the fucking thing and then he draws the window. - The window with the fuck. - Yeah. - He only was in there because he was protecting the dad. - Yeah. - I was like, oh man, bro, it's hurting. - Caesar is home. - Crazy. - I just watched the second one, the dawn of the planet of the apes. - There's like five. - There's, I think there's only three or four of the new ones, at least. - That's like five. - Okay. (laughing) - What? Did we see what? - Indiana Jones. - I've never watched a single Indiana Jones movie. Are they good? - The older ones are so good, man. - I don't like older movies though. - It's not old and bad, it's old and it's okay. It's not like, I know what you, I also don't like when they're so old and they're like weird and fuck it. It's another time, you know? It's just okay. - All right, okay. - Just okay. - I'll try to watch one 'cause dude, Nicki's face today. - Oh yeah. - Oh shit. - We were doing his scaping. - It's popping out like that bird, man. - It's scaping from fully locked triangles today. - That's kind of a dump as his idea. - You guys were just doing it already. - Who came up with this? - You and Jorge and Tony were doing it first. I have no idea why. We were talking about late escape trauma defense and you were like, "I bet you can't choke Nicki." - It's your fuck. - You tried to do it to Jorge first. - Jorge's hard to strangle. - You were doing it to Jorge twice. And then I was like, and you were subbing Jorge, I was like, "I bet you can't get Nicki though." And then, so Nicki, I guess fucking heard me say that and then when he did it, he was like, "I'm not fucking down." - He's like, "Damn, you're believing me." - I did, I did. He's very difficult to strangle. - He is. - But he's hard to do anything. - He's like a pillar of this. - So, I'll give him anyways. He gets trapped in this triangle or we're doing fully locked triangles and then trying to escape. Nicki lasts maybe a minute, but at the, and it has to tap, but-- - His face was like the pattern of this chair after-- - He bursted like the blood vessels in half of his face apparently. - I have a stroke doing that. You guys got a watch out. - Is it a bursting blood vessels? There's just a fucking bruise. - That's what bruise is, right? - That's what a bruise is, no? - Yeah. - Bursting blood vessels, there's a bruise. You got black eyes, it'll be all right. His nose is bleeding though. - Yeah. - Did his nose get out, did he tap? - That's kind of weird, 'cause there wasn't pressure on his nose, but it's probably like his nose getting-- - Your blood pressure probably just goes through the roof in like a portion of your face, 'cause there's nowhere for the blood to go maybe. - It's honestly probably just because his nose was getting pressed, he's trying to pull out and his fucking face is getting smushed. - Everything's getting smushed. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's not like-- - Was it your triangle or James's mind? - His mind, I'll turn it around. - And then, yeah, so he's playing video game at the house. - It's such a dumb game. - He's playing video games at the house and he comes out. He's like, "My nose won't stop bleeding." And he fucking wipes it off and then goes back in and then comes back out like five minutes later. Like, "Fuck, it's bleeding again." I'm like, "It's some fucking--" - Yeah, plug it. - Like, plug it. - You never wanna nose-- - Well, he probably has. - Yeah, so I don't know, but you got the house on Marvel Live. - Does it look worse or is it fine? - I think it's fine. - I mean, it doesn't really matter. It's a little bruise. He's fine. - He's gonna heal. - He'll be back at it. - Yeah. - We got training tomorrow on Saturday at 10. You guys gonna be training? - Yeah. - I might be taking-- I might-- - You shouldn't. - Tomorrow off? - You shouldn't. - Right, you keep saying this, right? If you're gonna say no. - If you're gonna sparse, then they take Saturday. - Oh, then yeah, you take one day. - Yeah. - Saturday or Friday, man? - Yeah. Well, today's Friday, so I guess-- - Or just, I don't know, watch, don't train. - That's what I was thinking, but then the Penn State guys are like, don't even go into the gym. - Yeah, rest your mind. - Yeah, then just fucking, don't go. You trained enough. - You trained three times. - Three times a day, every day. - But that dude, I keep telling him. - But then zero times today. - That's what I was saying. It's like literally-- - You only have two in my mind. - It brings down your average. - I'm like-- - It's basically, it's not three, it's 2.7 now. - It's like fucking crazy, bro. - You're trying to keep your straight eye in our-- - Yeah, he's-- - The whole community. - This is my personality now, I fucking-- - Three day guy. - Fuck, dude. - It's like a stress-- - I know, I agree with-- I like what they say, just don't go fucking-- - Play a sport, go do something, go ride bikes, poke a rattlesnake. - Fuck him. - You do that. - Guys, it's fucking December, end of December, and it's almost 80 degrees. - Did she get a raptor, both of you guys? - Yeah, okay. - You should buy a house in this community. - I lied like that. - It's very peaceful out here. - And you would not like this. - Really, why? - You're so lazy, bro. You don't want to go anywhere and you live two minutes from every-- - Okay, I won't do it. - Because the thing is, the house is where you live. - I'll only do it, 'cause there's-- - Oh, now you want me to do it? - There's a good fucking bipolar-- - There is a good chance that we do live here next year. - The thing is, the houses where you live, where your apartment is now, are a million dollars. - Oh, yeah, it's right outside the city. - Yeah. - The fucking crazy. - It's too expensive. - I know. - There actually, there are some that are not that like are fucking, either they're scams or they're not that bad. - Yeah. - Like in a-- - They're scams or they're not that bad, what? - They're either scams or they're good deals. Like they're, you know, for-- - Got it, hope so. - McKinney Crossing, is that the one you were? - Yeah, there's some great, great houses. - Yeah, really? - Yeah. - Bro, we should take a look at that. - It's like between here and the city. - Let's take, if it's light out, let's take a look at the one house that we looked at before. It's been on the market fucking forever. - Today. - The hill one. - Yeah, it's like almost an acre lot, but-- - How long have we been going for? - Oh, we can call it there. - Yeah, let's go look at the house. - All right, guys, thanks for watching my podcast. If you watch to the end, leave a house emoji and tell me if I should live in Nickirod's neighborhood. It's, the trade-off is that it's fucking 20 miles from us. - But what, well, it's 20, no, wait, wait. It's 20 minutes from B-Team. - But 20 miles. - So? - Okay, if you go 80 miles an hour. - Okay, okay, it's roughly 25 minutes from B-Team. We'll say 20 on a very 15. - That's 15. - And the benefit, though, is you get more land, or I can live where I'm at now, which is about 15 minutes, a little bit more expensive, but less land. So take a look, I wanna hear you guys' thoughts. The Simpleman audience will never steer me wrong. - That's right. - And drink, smash, and energy. Tell us your favorite food. - Oh, dude, guys, yeah. - What's the best one? - I, well, it's a variety. - They're all fantastic. - So go to, you can use our code to get the energy drinks. I honestly, I drink the fucking every day now. I might have an addiction to caffeine because of them, but anyways, it's less caffeine than most stuff. It's great. - It's the adaptogens. I think really make you fucking-- - Focus for longer? - You just don't, oh, actually, it might be the source of the caffeine. - Green tea, green tea caffeine because it's like-- - You don't get a crash, but check it out and let us know your favorite flavors. 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