Oh wait. You have a TV? No. I don't like to read the TV guide. Read the TV guide. Don't need a TV. Hello you just about made it. We are at the home stretch to the finish line in the TV guidance counselor, Boston Marathon Marathon. I don't know why I just decided to name it the Boston Marathon Marathon right now on the last episode. But thank you for joining me today. I don't know if you've listened to all of these episodes. If you have seriously, please email me and tell me you've done this. I will be shocked that anyone did this. But I cannot think of a better way to end this marathon today with one of my favorite guys in Boston. He sadly is retired from live performing for the time being, although he may come back. Mr. Chris Cox and I've known Chris for about 10 years. Chris used to do a lot of really bizarre character comedy. Very, very funny. There's there's plenty of footage online for you to check that out. And he hung up his boots about a year ago performing live, but he has a great blog called take the patience where he does some really, really funny cartoons. Chris is also one of those guys that is sort of a mystery to me because he's so just so manly. He'll just he just got back from being in South America for like three months. I once convinced Chris to move to the UK and he got a part in an international Toshiba computer ad. Then he also got beat up by a gang of roving teenagers during the ill-fated riots of whatever year that was August of 2012 when he was doing the Edinburgh French Fest. So, you know, I guess it's a wash there. But Chris is really funny. I really always like talking to Chris. I don't see him nearly enough. And when I do, he always is always in a good mood. He's a great roller skater, been a roller dude many times. He also recently gave me a fantastic sibil shepherd LP. He's been on last comic standing. You know, he's just a great guy. I'm sad that he doesn't perform live anymore, but I understand his choice. So here's our final episode of this little experiment, the TV guidance counselor, Boston Marathon Marathon. We made it to the home stretch. Actually, if you're are you actually running the marathon? I wonder if anyone actually running the marathon downloaded these shows and is listening to them as they run. That would be very, very strange and also highly unlikely. But anyway, here we go, the home stretch, your over heartbreak hill, into the finish line with our final episode for today with Mr. Chris Cox. [Music] [Music] Mr. Chris Cox and how are you Chris? I'm good. Chris has raised his smurfs mug of tea at me that I prepared for him. All right, this is my podcast mug. I wouldn't use this in public. I didn't think you were going to raise up. This is public. Yeah, well, no, I'm going to take a photograph of that mug. Oh, you are? Yeah, I'm going to take a picture of you. What's wrong with that mug? It's got vanity smurf on it and it says, "I love me." You know what? As you know, I was a big transformer. I was in the transformer camp and I felt like if you were in that, you were not allowed to like smurfs at the same time. You think they were mutually exclusive? I like both. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, if you had Transformers toys, I would have talked to you. But otherwise, if you- I might have a Transformers mug. I have Transformers on my fridge. Did you see I have a big Decepticon? There's a refrigerator Decepticon. Yeah, I have a symbol, so it looks like my fridge is transforms into a Decepticon. I have the same thing. I have both. I think the Decepticons are the freezer and the Transformers are the refrigerator. So they've worked together like a dino bot. Exactly. So, Chris, you've picked a TV guide from October the week of October 6th, 1984. What drew you to this TV guide? Well, I was definitely looking for mid-80s. I am 40 years old, so the mid-80s, for me, would have represented the peak of my TV watching days. Okay. And October 6th was my birthday, so I would have just turned 11 years old. So, I have a theory and it's a psychological theory with no founding or research based on it, but that everybody's sort of favorite era of TV is from when they were about 8 to 12 years old. Oh, yeah. That's what a four-year period seems to be that delays the groundwork. Yeah. Also, I'm sure it didn't hurt that the cover models are Terry Farrell and Morgan Fairchild of Paper Dolls. Yeah, I know what. I was more of a maybe like a Linda Carter fan. Like the dark-haired beauties. Yeah, I mean, you know, I liked some of the Blondes, but those particular ones, you know, I didn't even know what their names were. Well, Morgan Fairchild did use the date John Kerry. Really? And she was when John Lovitz played his Tommy Flanagan Liar character on Saturday Night Live this year after this, she was the one he always claimed to be married to. None of that went into my decision-making, but it's all very good. And are you going to show this on that? Yes. They'll see the cover of this, yes. Man, there's some real, some amazing lighting going on. Oh, yeah. It's very well lit. There's some good back lighting and some big 80s hair going on here. So Chris, Saturday Night, as all good TV guide week starts, Saturday Night, eight o'clock. What'd you go with? That was easy now. I mean, obviously, I was talking to you about this before, but a lot of these are, they are under three categories. Things I would have loved to watch at that age, things I would have watched at this age, and then ones that I would watch at either age or interest me. This one, I guess it's a little bit of both, but the 11-year-old me would have just jumped right at this air wolf. What'd you go with air wolf? What's that? You would have gone with air wolf? No question about it. Yeah. There was simply nothing to compete, and I'm amazed because Saturday at 8 p.m. I thought there would have been something else. So you weren't a TJ Hooker fan? No, no. And I never, it might have been a good show, but I never watched it. I always found John Michael Vincent, John Michael Vincent, very free off-putting. I never got that into air wolf. This episode on a secret mission behind the Iron Curtain. All right, so I'm interested thus far. Yeah. Hawk loses control of the onboard computer, which was programmed on a timer by air wolf's creator, Dr. Moffat, played by David Heming. So I'm happy to see David Heming's cameo. Now air wolf is set to destroy any aircraft in its range. I see it's like, what is that? Superman 3 when he becomes evil? Or is that Superman 2? Superman 2. Superman 3 is the one with Richard Pryor. Yeah, she's Superman 2. He becomes evil for a little while. So I love that. You like the evil twin? I like that whole going through, but then coming back, that's Sid Arthur. Right. I think at the end. And so yeah. Do you think air wolf had a goatee in this episode? Because that's the indicator of evil. Yeah. If they did, I didn't see it. It might have been like an infrared... Well, because Knight Rider also had the evil version of kit. Oh yeah, car. With two hours. With two hours. Yes. It's funny because Tony V was a Boston comic. I'm sure most of you guys know him. We're talking the other day about, you know what? I'm going to save that because I'm going to save that for example. Okay, I'll save that for a little teaser. Yes, exactly. Big teaser. But yeah, I know air wolf, the guy that is off putting for you, would say his name again. Jan Michael Vincent. And he was the younger... She raised both. Yeah. He's the guy that's not Ernest Borgnot. Yeah. He's the Michael Knight of air wolf. I agree. He had to do with something very annoying. Kind of, and he looked like he thought he was the shit. Yes. Yeah. Very smart. And I've heard he's just a real asshole. Really? Yeah. He started in a series of erotic thrillers in the 90s. Like all skin and max movies. Really? He had a drug problem. I don't know. Yeah. He was... I didn't really give a rat to ask about him, but I loved the idea. You know what? Actually, I preferred better than air wolf. It was blue thunder. Oh, blue thunder was much better. Yeah. Blue thunder was much better. Yeah. And air wolf, like, oh, blue thunder is not on all watch air wolf. Uh, Jan Michael Vincent was in one good movie. It was John Milleys who did, uh, who did Red Dawn, and it was called Big Wednesday. I'm pretty sure that's Jan Michael Vincent. It's about a bunch of California friends who are surfers and they're going to the Vietnam War, or maybe the Korean War. I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember liking that movie and liking him and that. But wasn't this guy also in like that? It was either a made-for-TV movie or a series about like some post-apocalyptic America with three Ks. And they were driving around in this crazy scene. Oh, that's what I made for TV movie. That is, uh, that is a movie, uh, called with, they're in that truck. Yeah. And there's the giant scorpions. Yes. Yes. And there's a scene where cockroaches eat someone. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Uh, I cannot remember the name of the movie. Uh, I can't even believe I've stopped. It's not arc two, which was a TV series using the same vehicle. Okay. I own this movie. I have it upstairs. Uh, we'll, we'll post it after, but I can't think of what it is off the top of my head right now. I don't know things as well as you do obviously, but I have visions. And I remember like, I think that movie happened before Airwolf. No. Yeah. Absolutely. That movie's from 79 or 80. Okay. Yeah. It's on Blu-ray. Really? Oh, yeah. I remember that vehicle just made like, I love the idea of like the last survivors in this. In a camper van. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. Did you ever see arc two? That was a similar vehicle. It was 70s. It was made by, uh, Filmation. Okay. Uh, it's not there, but it wasn't as good as Jason and Star Command. No, I wouldn't have expected it. Uh, I definitely would not have gone with Airwolf on Saturday nights at this time. I would have gone with different strokes normally. Yeah. I almost went with that. But you did have a good point. Uh, by 1984, different strokes was in syndication. So you probably could have seen where he runs if you wanted to get your different strokes fixed. Yeah. Uh, this was towards the end of the series, but in this episode, Arnold and his pals think they have the perfect solution to contemplate classmate Lisa. Oh, contemptible classmate Lisa. They'll doctor her science experiment. Oh, yeah. And it's a Dudley episode. So anytime Shavar Ross comes in as Dudley, I remember I saw, uh, Friday the 13th part five, uh, the, the new beginning in the theater and Shavar Ross is in it. I was around this time. I think it was what 84 and, uh, he's in peril at the end. And I remember this guy in the theater just goes, no, don't kill Dudley. And it was like absolutely serious and sincere. Worrying about Dudley. Now, as they said, normally I would have watched different strokes, but this night on the movie loft, this is a Boston edition, WSPK TV 38, the movie loft hosted by the great Dana Hersey. Yeah. Uh, they were showing race with the devil with Peter Fonda, which is an excellent, excellent movie. Never seen it. Uh, you'd like it a lot. It's a 1975, I believe. And in this movie, uh, I'll read you the description. Uh, action melodrama about a satanic cult that turns a southwestern holiday into a nightmare for two vacationing couples. So my dad loved this movie and he made me watch it probably at this time, uh, with Peter Fonda and his, and his buddies, they're all vacationing. They witness a satanic sacrifice and then the Satanists just chase him across the country. Oh man. All right. Great movie. Now eight, 30, neither of us needed to pick anything because you picked an hour show. I'm going to movie, but I will mention, give me a break was on, which I was a big fan of. Uh, this is Joey's failure to return from a night abroad. Uh, a night abroad, a night aboard. I'm sorry, a night aboard a ship makes it, no, wow, that's even weird. A night abroad. Maybe it went to Canada, just for a night. Joey's failure to return from a night aboard a ship makes it no easier for Nell to consider Charlie's proposal. No Carter sings, have I stayed too long at a fair? And when Joey Lawrence sings, when the saints go marching in, everybody loves it. That was the first and perhaps only song I learned to play in the harmonica. The saints go marching in. That's the only song I can play in the piano. My deaf grandmother taught me. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so nine o'clock, what do you got? Um, love vote, love vote. Now, I thought you would have gone with Partners in Crime, which speaking of Linda Carter was her second series post wonder woman. I definitely would have gone with that. It was a great show where her and Lonnie Anderson team up. And uh, this show is Carol is shocked to learn of the murder of an old friend, but she's even more shocked when Sydney takes on the pr- takes on the prime suspect as a client. And so they were private investigators and didn't last very long. Uh, also I should mention that, uh, Mickey Spleane's Mike Hammer was Stacey Kietreson, which was a good show as well, but I really did like, uh, cover up. And so love both. This was sort of the tail end of love both. This was the second to last season, I think. Well, there's only, there's one person you'll probably know that, like, would have, uh, that, uh, that would have made me want to watch it because it's such, it's so ridiculous. Ted McGinley. Nope. Uh, so this is when Ted McGinley was on and let's, we'll read the, uh, the thing here. Isaac and Gopher convince Ace, Ted McGinley, uh, that he can impassioned an old girlfriend played by Jennifer Holmes. If he boxes the heavyweight champ Dick Buckkiss, the father James Noble of a boy Dick Billingsley with a reading problem, refuses to believe his son may be dyslexic. I don't care about that part. What a boring story. That is an overbearing mother, Doris Roberts, from Everybody Loves Raymond, tells lies about her daughter, Tova Feldshah, hoping to impress a man with a secret of his own. That sounds kind of like a boring episode aside from boxing Dick Buckkiss. It's all the Dick Buckkiss thing. I think you should do a one-man show called Boxing Dick Buckkiss. Somebody should. Yeah. Or, or, or alternative, like, very tortured folk alternative band. Boxing Dick Buckkiss. Yeah. He was in a lot of TV at the start. I know, yeah. When did he stop playing football? I don't know anything about his football career. In the 70s, he was with the Bears and he, he was a lineman. I forget. He was dead. I don't know. He seems like a someone who suffered a traumatic brain injury. Yeah. Or like, like a friggin hamburger I got. Well, he was, he was in, uh, my two dads. And he was on growing pains as well. He played, uh, he played, uh, Carol's boyfriend's father. He spent, he, I forget. He was, he was, he was in other shows that I preferred that, or like, guest starring. He was in a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so that's what he went with. Uh, you missed out on a couple of good things. As I mentioned, cover up in Mickey Spillane, also the show Rock in America, which was, uh, which was pretty terrible. Uh, so we move on to Sunday night, the day of our Lord. Yes. Chris Cox and what do you got? Eight o'clock night rider. And I loved night rider. I still do love my rider. Yeah. I, I, night rider was huge. And this one, I assume you saw the ad for this episode in the TV guide. Yeah. Oh, Michael enters a monastery or in here's, I don't know. Do you want to read it? Or do you, I wrote down the little bits of the plot line that you can go with it and then I'll fill in the blanks. The, the, here just a few phrases that totally titillate me are trailing diamond thieves. Obviously that, that right there. You don't hear a lot about diamond thieves that much these days. No. Uh, I was in Thailand and I met a kid from South Africa that's supposedly smuggled diamonds. Sounds like a liar. Exactly. Yeah. But it was still, it went good with my beer that I was drinking. But it's not only, it says trailing diamond thieves, but trailing diamond thieves in wine country. Yeah. Well, that's where they would go, obviously. But then there. So these thieves are smuggling diamonds in wine country and using a monastery as a front. What a perfect front. Yeah. I mean, no one's going to look for thieves or diamonds in a monastery or in wine country. There is a lot of, especially our long action dramas that end up taking place in a, in a monastery. There's at least two episodes of MacGyver. There's an episode of Werewolf. Okay. There's an A-Team. But this one is, is one of the more ridiculous ones. Yeah. I'll read you what TV Guide wrote, although Chris summed it up very well there. Uh, Michael trails diamond thieves to wine country of Northern California where their crooks are using a monastery as a front. Yeah. Cheers. Yeah. Not, not great. But I would have watched it. Absolutely. That was really the only move at eight o'clock. Yeah. Yeah. No, that, that was in the thing I was going to mention before. So I was talking to Tony V and Mike Whitman Friday night. And we're talking about like, oh, I think he dropped something. I know. Chris, there's a couple of names on the floor. And I know I should probably get their permission for dropping their names. Well, great. They, they, we're talking about how like ridiculous it was. Like when they're, Michael went in and out of that car, the mobile unit. Yeah. Oh, the truck. Yeah. And, but he used the Optimus Prime. Yeah. The Optimus Prime of the night rider. Right. Um, saga and how he, every time he went in or out of the truck, the truck was always moving. Yeah. Which was an easy move. I, which was so stupid. Like, why just pull over and stop the damn. Oh, that's action. I know. But that was such an unnecessary thing. I loved it at the time. I still love it, but it's unnecessary. When you're driving on the highway now, and you see one of those car carrier trucks, you know, the ones with, you know, I think of you always think of driving up there. Is there a single person on earth who isn't for a second tempted to just drive up right on the roof of one of those things? Yeah. I've, I've always won. I've gotten close. I've gotten close a few times. Um, well, with my pickup truck, I want, uh, there's a friend of ours, Barry Tatl rides around on a moped. I should mention Chris, uh, doesn't actually have a pickup truck. He has a van, but he calls it a pickup truck because he picks up ladies in it. Yeah, exactly. Good of you. And I want to drive, I want Barry to drive in with his moped in the back like that. Well, that's America's funniest videos waiting to happen right there. Uh, nine o'clock. This is a tough one. You're going to be upset with me with what I chose here. And I don't, I just want to preface this by saying that I don't give a damn about politics. Um, but I think since I know who won the election and if I were able to go back in time, I would enjoy it even more. The presidential debate at nine p.m. Between President Ronald Reagan and Vice President Walter Mondale, former Vice President Walter Mondale, who didn't have a, didn't have a chance in the world in this election. So you really, you would have watched that. Yeah. It seems boring. Well, just no, not maybe not back then as a child. Uh, although I always probably would have watched it because my dad would have been watching it. Right. But you would find it interesting now to see knowing what you know now. Exactly. See, I would have gone with Shirley Bassey. Yeah. That was the other one. That would have been much, much better. Uh, it had, uh, the three degrees and they sang the song Dirty Old Man. Yeah. I mean, well, she did three James Bond songs. Right. So yeah, I'm that was my second choice. But, um, if the president presidential debate bored me, I would have flipped over to that. Yeah. I mean, I have to imagine the presidential debate would have bored you. I mean, I can't listen to Reagan speak for more than 30 seconds. But no one listened to him. They just looked at his hair. He did have decent hair. I'll give him that. Yeah. I mean, you of all people, like you could, I could appreciate his hair. I could appreciate his hair. But wow. All right. Monday night, Chris, as I always mentioned, the saddest night of the week, you've gone back to school, you've gone back to work to need something to take you away. Well, I didn't really find anything at eight, but really out of pure curiosity, I put down, you can be a star. I have no idea what it is. You can be a star. So you can be a star is on the Nashville network, which I didn't even have at that time. The Nashville network, I believe is now Spike, uh, it transformed into Spike later, but it was the country music network. It was a lot of episodes of he-haw. They had a show called Dance Night that was just country line dancing. And this was, if my memory is serving me correctly, their version of Star Search, okay, very American Idol, but just in country songs, not a great, uh, show, not a great network. I can't believe you had difficulty at eight o'clock when number one on TV 56, W-L-V-I, you had the movie Portrait of a Stripper. From 1979, it was a TV movie with the lovely, uh, Leslie Ann Warren, uh, as a stripper. It had Vic Tay back in it from Alice. I don't like those people. Oh, wait. Leslie Ann Warren, you don't know, you'd recognize her. What was she? What was she? Leslie Ann Warren, uh, you look her up, you'll recognize her. I don't want to, I don't want to ruin it for you, but Vic Tay back from Alice. Okay. Uh, okay. But what I definitely would have watched this night is without a doubt, TV's bloopers and practical jokes. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go with that. Well, he'll see. There is a practical jokes on Charles Cibbert who's asked to help deliver a baby because of his medical background from Prepper John M.D. and a joke on the Oak Ridge Boys, who tried to cope with a confused interviewer, also ripped-eyed, uh, bloopers and memorable World Series moments with Johnny Bench. Yeah. I mean, that's, you're really missing out on that. Yeah. No, I, I, you know, I just feel like, at that age, at, at, if I was, you know, 11 year old Chris, of course, I would have gone with the TV bloopers. Yeah, who doesn't love Ed McMahon? Um, exactly. Kids, kids the world over. Yeah. Love Ed McMahon. Yeah. No, if you know, he, but you go on, I don't want to see country singing. So what did you go with at nine and nine Charlie's Angels? This was really the tail end of Charlie's Angels. This is, uh, oof. So in this episode, a cat burglar is the prime suspect in the murder of a wealthy divorcee. Uh, this is Kate Jackson, Jacqueline Smith and Cheryl Ladd era. Uh, Dirk Benedict is in this episode of A Team and Barry Boswick from, um, uh, Rocky Horror. And he was also in, uh, Mega Force and, uh, Spin City. The, giving me the name of the, um, the A Team guy? Dirk Benedict. He was face. Yeah. Absolutely. Battle-star Galactica. Starbuck. But you missed out on Kate Nally, one of my favorite Charlie's. Uh, this was the premiere of season two. As the series begins its second season, Kate listens with alarm to the ticking of her biological clock. At first though, she simply caught up in the excitement of a co-worker's pregnancy as we all have been. Uh, let's see. Then she discovers a physical yearning for someone little to take care of before long. Kate's taking her yearning so seriously that she considers having a baby despite being single. Chris, I don't know why that doesn't sound interesting. Well, I, Charlie's Angels, something about, uh, lovely ladies fighting crime. It's better than a middle-aged woman trying to get pregnant? Slightly. Kate Nally really is a good show. It's very funny and the very likable cast. You just never ever watched those two chicks centred for you? See, I, I, I was pretty focused. Like a lot of these, like, I didn't even watch Charlie's Angels that much. Uh, like the ones, like, Air Wolf, Love Boat, a little bit Knight Rider. You used to sing the Love Boat theme at school every night. What was that about? Uh, it started at a high school football game. As all things do. I know. It was for, oh, Friday night under the lights, of course. And, uh, I went up to whatever you call the thing where they call the game. The booth? Yeah. The announcer booth? Yeah. But it was like this big barn building and I was upstairs. And for some reason, I had been singing it, like, at my house or at parties just for- Just because you liked it. Yeah. You're a big Jack Jones fan. Yeah. And there, so it's someone we had the music, or I just sang at Acapella at the middle of, like, either a soccer football game. Just out of nowhere. Just, it took you over. And then came Valentine's Day, junior, no, no, senior year or junior year, one of the two of high school. And I sang, so imagine it's 745, you're in homeroom or 730. Okay. Come there. And like, yeah, it'll be Valentine's Day. And then here's a special treat. And then I just sang Love Boat. The entire song. Yeah. On the intercom system. Could you still do it? Do you remember the whole song now? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I very tattle our friend's things at some time. So he's, you know, yes, yes, reminded me of it. But- And did people enjoy your singing of the Love Boat at school? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was asked for. I never did it unless- Did you do it at the prom? No, I didn't. No, it wasn't. I don't think it was, there was not a central moment or place that I could have done it. I think you could have made it happen. Yeah. I didn't want it bad enough. Tuesday night, Chris Coxen, 8 p.m. What do you go with? All right. Oh, all right, at 8 p.m. I had my first half hour thing, which is like a rip-off of the other show we're talking about. Fowl-ups, bleeps, and blunders. So you didn't watch bloopers and practical jokes, but you went with follow-ups, bleeps, and blunders. Yeah. Just because at this age, I don't even remember watching that show, but it sounds like a crappy knock-off. So if I put a Hydrox in front of you in an Oreo, which one would you pick? I'm going to go with the Joe Joe's by Trader Joe's. Oh, there's no Joe Joe's by Trader Joe's equivalent blooper show. See, well, that's what I like, but that's why, since I'm not eating it, that's why the follow-ups one just- and this age to go back and look at it must be awful. Oh, it is. In this episode, Inga Swenson from Benson, an Olympic basketball star, Cheryl Miller, are the in-studio guests. Also, Noel Edmonds of Noel's House Party, a very annoying guy, of the BBC introduces clips from abroad. I probably would have watched that every now and then, but that sounds pretty damn boring. I know. No, it sounds bad enough to entertain me in this life or at this point in my life. No, on Showtime is what I would have gone with. Fairy Tale Theater was on, and with Shelley Duvall. And in this particular episode, they do the Nightingale with Mick Jagger starring. That would have been my move. 8.30, what'd you go with? I didn't realize that this happened, that this changed name. Three's a crowd. Three's company became three's a crowd. I had no idea. So, you've never seen three's a crowd? I may have, and I didn't realize it. So, was it just one year that it was like that? It was one year. Yep. So, Jack got married, and his wife's father moved in with them. Okay. That was the crowd. In this episode, after a month of living together, another of Jack's old-fashioned value surfaces, he thinks the man of the house should handle money matters. Getting an argument. I know. What you passed up was the original ER with Elliot Gould, the sitcom ER, which was a pretty fun show. I did nothing for me. I definitely would have watched that. 9 o'clock. What do you got? And again, this was on like every night, and there was nothing else to watch, but yet it was interesting. Hawaii 5-0. My grandfather loved Hawaii 5-0. My grandfather was a very angry Norwegian man, and he pretty much sat at the kitchen table and smoked, and to the point where there was a nicotine ring on the ceiling, but he would get up out of his rage-filled depression, occasionally to watch three things. Hawaii 5-0, people's court, and Price is Right, and he called it that Hawaii program. Where is that Hawaii program? I love it. The song is what really did it. The song is amazing. That was great. I can play that on the guitar. Can you? Yeah. All right. I trust you. And then just the whole being in Hawaii thing. Have you ever been to Hawaii? Yes. It's great. And this will lead into a Thursday night choice that I made, but you know what? Again, I'm going to hold on to spoil up that thing, but yes, I've been to Hawaii. In this episode, well, people are in Hawaii every time they use my bathroom. Oh, you exactly. I noticed that. You have like a Hawaiian breeze coming out of Hawaii. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. We call it the Kona winds. The matte Kona winds. Yes. Proceeding to the trial of a band of vigilantes, the courthouse is endangered by a series of bomb threats. Not the best episode of Hawaii 5-0. It's not very true. Do you remember it? Yeah, I do remember the episode. I definitely would have gone with our cover story show Paper Dolls, which was a drama. Dina, played by Jennifer Warren, feels that Laurie, Terry Farrell, is coming across two sophisticated during her first shoot for Wesley, played by one of my favorite named actors of all time, Mr. Dak Rambo. Do you remember Dak Rambo? What was he in? You need to look up Dak Rambo. He's going to be your new hero. Well, you know the movie Rambo, why it was named Rambo. From Dak Rambo? No, because of the guy writing it or the book or whatever, it was Rambo apples. Rambo is our type of apple. Well, the movie is called Rambo. Oh, I know. It's called First Blood. Yeah, but the name of the guy though. Yeah, John Rambo. He got from Rambo. They made a cartoon off, which was very, very strange. There was a children's Rambo cartoon in 1987. Okay. But Paper Dolls also Dak Rambo. Okay. Taryn's insistence on going back to work may lead her apart in a rock video, Blair, played by Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise's ex-wife, tells the family she's pregnant, and David is pressured to repay his loan. Meanwhile, we're seeing Morgan Fairchild is interviewed for an expose, expose about the fashion industry. Lloyd Bridges, Nicola Sheridan, we're also on the show. It didn't last very long. It was about models. I am obsessed with models. Okay. Love models. Not in a lecherous way. I just love the world of modeling. I've always found it interesting. So do you like that fashion photography? George Michael song. Freedom 90? Yeah. Yeah. I love that video. Absolutely. I could name every single model in that video. I was a big, I went to the model cafe and I was excited about it. I was sad to see it close. I don't know why I loved models so much. Also love the movie The Eyes of Laura Mars, which was about a fashion photography written by John Carpenter. Very, very good movie about models. I've never seen this. Also watch Model Zinc and the spinoff of Who's the Boss about models that had Lea Remini in it. Model Zinc? No, Model Zinc wasn't. But there was a spinoff of Who's the Boss about teenage models for the Lea Remini. Didn't last very long. So Wednesday night. Before you go on, I feel like we have not overlapped on any show choice. No. We have very different tastes. Chris and I are very, I don't think you could get two people who are more different than Chris and I. Well, you know, the other thing too, like this would be easier and more interesting for me if we did like the after school like like 330 to 5. Maybe we'll do a special edition sometime. That's that's that's. I mean, well, it's going to be Transformers GI Joe every day. But yeah, we'll probably have some overlap there. Yeah. But Chris, Chris's my house is filled with stuff. Like you come in here and I collect things. Makes me nervous. Yeah. You go to Chris's house and there is nothing. There's not a book. There's not a movie. There's books. No movies though. A few movies. There's not a magazine. There's no. Yeah. Nothing is out on display. I'm a Spartan. Yeah. He's very, very, it's the exact opposite. We're the complete opposites in all ways. Well, my parents house is sort of not to that extreme. My friends call that the museum. Just like in Ferris Bueller is very cold and you weren't allowed to touch anything. They do is warmth, but it was clean. It was always clean and orderly, which I love. Well, my house is clean and orderly. There's just a lot of stuff. Yes, I know. And it makes me nervous. All this stuff. Yeah. I don't know how you do it. But so this is Wednesday night, 8 o'clock. Wednesday at 8, you know, another easy choice. Actually, no, this was not an easy choice. This was a tough one. Yeah. But I went with Fall Guy at 8 p.m. I would have thought you would have gone with Fall Guy. Couple reasons. I had a Fall Guy like toyset. Yeah. Like a little plastic jump in the plastic jump and you jump over barrels and stuff and things. Very popular at the time. The plot line is very dark. And it was occasionally on the Fall Guy. This one, Jody, played by Heather Thomas, has zapped, is jailed for disturbing the piece by a county sheriff who she who sells female prisoners into prostitution. Yeah. That is dark. Yeah. And this also has a guest starring role by one of my favorite 80s action actresses, Sibyl Danning, who I am Facebook friends with. Explain who Sibyl Danning is. Sibyl Danning is in The Howling Part Two. That doesn't matter. Sisters of Werewolf. Sibyl Danning is in Battle Beyond the Stars. That also does not tell me. You should Google Sibyl Danning. I should just give you a Google list. Don't you sibylan have room for it. Sibyl Shepherd. Exactly. Moonlighting. Yeah. Absolutely. Why? Oh, was that already over? No, moon mining hadn't started. I think moon mining started in '85. Damn it. I grabbed the wrong. Yeah. That would have been... Moonlighting was great. Yeah. I would have gone with Charles in Charge. This was the first season of Charles in Charge. I understand you're discussed. But Charles, played by Scott Beyer, encourages the kids to try extracurricular activities, but Jason, played by Michael Perlman, gets no kick from soccer and Lila, April Lerman, who I had a crush on at the time, discovers she's far less perky than cheerleader Paula Thackeray, who was played by Olympic gymnastics medalist Julian McNamara. Barf. Yeah. Now, I understand. Charles in Charge is not a good show, and I watched it every week, even when I went into syndication, and I completely understand you're disdain for it. Yeah. I would have had to go, but here's the good part though. Because I picked a half hour show, I have 8.30 open to me. And what I would have picked was a very short live comedy called The Dreams. And it starred John Stamos in a band, and Rita Wilson was in it, Mrs. Tom Hanks. Okay. And it also had, oh my God, I'm blanking on her name, Jamie Gertz. And so in this one, a magazine article crediting Phil with making the band tick threatens his friendship with Gino, who is John Stamos' character, and Wiener, who was in the band, unwittingly becomes the missing link in a councilman's kickback scheme. They had original songs every week, and they would advertise the songs. And this week, they say, featuring the song, kiss me red. I own the soundtrack to this show. It was one season? Not even a full season. But the soundtrack's not that bad. I have it on vinyl. You and I can just sit and listen to it sometime, Chris. Nine o'clock, what'd you go with? Nine o'clock. This is going to discuss you or discuss you. This is more of a current Chris selection. The Smithsonian World, World War One memorabilia, Bugs Bunny memorabilia. I didn't see much at nine that really struck my fans. So that's not bad show. So you've gone with PBS here, and it says long known as The Nations Attic. The Smithsonian Institution today boasts some 100 million artifacts filling in the blank scan some of the Smithsonian's treasures from aeronautical holdings, such as World War One training planes and the Enola Gay, the B-29 that dropped the A-bomb in Hiroshima to cartoon memorabilia of Bugs Bunny. I don't think that's a bad move. I mean, you had Dynasty, which is not my favorite. Hawaii Five-O again. But I would have gone with this on Arts and Entertainment. There was a biography of Georgia Orwell that was pretty interesting, or there was a Pat Benatar continent. Yeah, I know. The current me, I would have gone between the, I might have stopped in the Pat Benatar, but I would have. Between the Smithsonian and Pat Benatar. It would have been George Orwell and Smithsonian battling back and forth those first five to ten minutes, and then I probably would have chose one. I did, I don't mean to brag, but I did a series of outdoor shows opening for Bob Saget a few years ago. We did sort of this summer circuit of like the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom and Newport Yacht Club and that kind of stuff. There was four of them. And Pat Benatar was on the same circuit. So she was either at, every venue were at choose either the night before us or the night after us. And so for some reason, I was like, maybe we'll meet Pat, or I wanted to leave her a note or something. And then the last show is the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom. And I had Pat Benatar's dressing room from the night before. There was a large gift left in the toilet. Which we dubbed, "Shat Benatar." I'm not saying she did it. Exactly. I was just gonna say it might not have been her. It might have been her roadie. Could have been her husband. He plays guitar. Oh god. I believe her daughter's band opens for her now on tour. Really? She, she, she looked like a cat. She was hot. I see, I think she looked like a cat. She wasn't hot. Yeah, she was a little weird looking. Her voice was piercing. She's got like a four octave range or something. Lazer. You know, it's great. Oh, I love Pat Benatar. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. What's your favorite Pat Benatar song? Oh man. Oh god. He's really thinking. I wasn't a huge Pat Benatar fan, but the invincible way to do it. You are a hotbreaker. You just sing three different songs. Invincible is, is very good. That's the theme for the legend of Billie Jean. Invincible winner. No. That's heartbreaker still. That's hard, but we will be invincible. Oh god. We can afford to be innocent. All right. Stand up and face. That's the anthemic. Some good, some good, uh, keyboard in that one. It's a do or die situation. Yeah. Yeah. That's not your favorite. Yeah. Heartbreaker. Yeah. Either heartbreaker, because she has like that, that like falsetto. What about love? What about love as a battlefield? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's decent. I still like still with heartbreaker. I tried to sway you and I couldn't convince you. Yeah. Eight o'clock, Chris Cox and two more nights. Uh, what do you go with? This was a tough choice. Uh, there was, I forget what there's, oh, Cosby shows on at 8 p.m. Yes, this is the first year of the Cosby show. I was a huge fan of that, but I had to go with Magnum PI. That's what I thought you would have picked. Yeah. In this episode, a depressed Magnum. Yeah. Speaking of Hawaii, this is the Hawaii double shot claims he saw his old Navy buddy Mack and sets out to find him. Problem is, Mack's been dead for over a year. Yeah. It's funny. The way you said it. The way you just said Mack's been, problem is Mack's, but that's exactly how in my head I said the same stuff. Yeah. Well, I think that's the only way to read it. Yeah. I definitely would have gone with Cosby at this time. Cliffs memories of his college football days come rushing back when Theodore played by Malcolm DeMalle Warner makes his high school team. That's what I would have gone with, but I am interested in this show that I didn't watch, but I started here called People Do the craziest things and it stars Lou Ferrigno and segments on passers by at a construction site who can't resist peaking behind a sign. Clearly, Mark, don't look. Yeah. A secretary who takes a letter from a mobster planning a hit and a woman making a video who lip synced to Dolly Parton's music hosted by you're ready for this big name, Bert Convey. Oh, just I that would have been at the commercial. So magnet P.I. commercial time would have flipped over to that. The thing about magnet P.I. when I went to Hawaii, actually, that following 85. So when they were still filming Maggie, so March of 85, I was in Hawaii. We didn't mean to be drove into a filming of that. Really? He was like a block away. We were far away, but you could see the Ferrari. Yeah. So you never saw him in person, but you saw his car. He was like walking way, way down there, and you could see those like tiny shorts, you know, long hairy legs. It's a chance of a lifetime. Yeah. I know. And I was like, I was just, yeah, I was really excited about that, but it was smitten. Yeah. But I think if I remember he serves, we couldn't get closer. They had the whole block. No, that's the day you have to protect their star. Yeah, exactly. I always pegged you as being a big Bird Convey fan. And I don't know why. Bird Convey. Yeah. Bird Convey of Bird Convey. He hosted a lot of game shows, but he also acted a lot. He sang. What shows or movies was he? He was in the pilot episode of Fentissi Island as an escape artist. All right. I'll have to do. So he's put him on the list, Bird Convey. Yeah, all right, Bird Convey. Oh, yeah. But not as good as Dak Rambo. Yeah. I mean, Dak Rambo sounds like a name you'd make up for a stage character. Yeah. I know. I probably did. It's simple. I'm Dak Rambo. So by picking that hour show, you also missed out on Family Ties. Yeah. One of my favorite shows. Yeah. I liked it too. Jennifer wonders why she's being ignored by her friend Scott who would rather take Mallory out to dinner than go to a ball game with Jennifer. It's a tough lesson about puberty. Yeah. I think we'd all rather go out with Justine Bateman than teeny others. Yeah. Well, the teeny others, I'm sure she's very fun to hang out with, but I mean, Justine Bateman, come on. For me, that Courtney Cox was not on yet. No, she was on in '87. She was on the last season. And she was the whole story like some people say it was planted some say wasn't at the Bruce Springsteen concert, the video dancing in the dark. Yeah. Of course that was set up. It's a video shoot. Yeah, but wasn't that her first thing that she got cast in the video? Yeah. Okay. So they casted her for that? Yeah, absolutely. She was also one of the Masters of the Universe, the film, which I'm sure you've seen with Dolph Lundgren. No, I never did. You've never seen the Masters of the Universe film? That surprises me. I was never a big he-man. So you liked Chiajo. You liked Transformers, but what was your problem with he-man? I was, I don't know. Did the animation or the voice work or the writing, something about it just rubbed me on? Paul Deany wrote for it. He's a great writer. Filmmation's animation was much better than Marvel. You know, I just, you're something about it that just, I didn't care about it. What about GoBots? What's your thoughts on GoBots? Oh god. You know what? I think I watched GoBots before I discovered Transformers. Well, GoBots came out before Transformers. If we look at it this way, Chris. Yeah. If GoBots is TV's bloopers and practical jokes, no, Transformers is follow-up bleeps and blunders. I'm just telling you chronologically it's follow-up bleeps and blunders. Like, the GoBots was awful. Like, one of the things was like a scooter. It was a cycle. His name was Psykill. Yeah, no. There was like three of them in, yeah. No, we're super GoBots. I don't know. I thought GoBots were all right. Yeah. Transformers was just much more evolved than- Did you ever see the Headmasters Transformers? That that isn't all aired in Japan? Wait, there's episodes that came out after the movie. Yeah. And the Headmasters- Oh, okay. But Transformers generation, I guess generation two. Yeah. Well, the movies where they kill everybody. I broke my heart. I remember seeing that in the theater and sitting there while an entire theater of children sobbed for 20 minutes while they just saw all their favorite characters just get slaughtered. When they're in the ship and they come in, Megatron goes into, I think, Starscream's hand and just like blows like Iron Heart in the chest and they turn gray. Yeah. Yeah. Dying. Did you cry? I'm not answering. I'm pleading the fifth. Oh, I always admit what movie I cried in both Care Bears movies. I cried in American, an American tale. Yeah, but the thing, the difference is that when the Transformers movie came out, by the time I watched it, I was just turned 13, I think. When was the first time you went on a date? Oh, God. That was like well into high school. Yeah. Well, like junior year maybe? I think those two things might be related. Yeah. But if you met me, you never really would have known I was a nerd. I was a transforming high school. I wasn't nerdy in junior high school. Did you have the soundtrack? No, but now, as you know, I have the box set of G.I.L. entrance. Yes, which I encourage Chris to watch. It's the reason why I don't date ladies now. Because you got to hide that. Yeah. But the G.I.G.O. was a little bit easier to hide because it looks like a footlock. Yeah. Yeah. So you could maybe hide that. Yeah. But does the soundtrack come in the box set? God, I can't remember. In the trans... No, the soundtrack? No. No. Oh, for the movie? You got the touch. No. I had to buy the movie separately. The movie didn't come out of the transform. Yeah. That's on Blu-ray. Yeah. You might have... Yes, right. We were talking about making... Do you know whose final role was "Transformers" the movie? Orson Welles. Absolutely. What a fitting, fitting, excellent, great man. Yeah. I recommend, if you like "Transformers" by the box that watch the... It's from 2009 to 2025, the anniversary. They have amazing behind the scenes. Oh, the extras are great. Yeah. It's amazing. What were your thoughts on Jim? Jim. Yeah. Jim, who's Jim? Oh, that's all I need to know. It was done by the same people as G.I.G.O. and Transformers, but it was about Rockstar Jim. Oh. She's exciting. She was outrageous. That truly outrageous. A little, like, I remember, you know, I sounds vaguely familiar, but I couldn't... It was like a more realistic "Transformers." Okay. Mixed with Barbie. Oh, Ken, come on. Yeah. Well, I see what you did there. I know. Nine o'clock, Thursday night. What are you going with? Nine o'clock. This, I just, again, I couldn't find anything, so this sounds actually interesting to the today, Chris, which is "Women in Jazz." Yeah. I mean, that doesn't sound that bad. This is jazz pre-1960, so it's still tolerable. Yeah. And it says, "Look at the careers of Billy Holiday, Bessie Smith, Saravan, and Dakota Stanton." Yeah. I think that's not a bad move. I definitely would have gone, though, with Richard Pryor, here and now, on HBO. Absolutely. Absolutely. Good move. But I'm like, "You know what? I'll go down to video signals, our local video rental store to get a movie." How much did it cost to rent a movie at video signals? That came, that place came out. It was obviously VHS at the time. Did you have a beta machine? No. Did you rent a VCR or own one? Oh, at first, I think we had to rent a VCR. Yeah. Top loader? No. I don't think it was. And then we finally, we bought one for my father in, like, '85. And this is one of the funniest damn things. We plug it in, and it starts, and my father's looking at it, and he's not very inclined with machines, and it's blinking 12. Yep. As all machines do. Yes. And my father looks at it for like a minute, and he's like, "You know what? This thing keeps up. I'm going to just put a piece of black electrical tape over that. Is that what he did? No. But like, we foolishly told him, like, "No, Dad, you programmed the time sheet." Right. All right. But yeah, I think it must have been maybe, like, a buck. Oh, that's pretty cheap for 1984. Yeah. I could be wrong. It wasn't more than one or two dollars. The first movie I ever rented was August 1st, 1983, at Video Gallery in Melrose, Massachusetts. Okay. We rented Dawn of the Dead. Oh. It was $3.75 for one night, and that was the first movie we ever rented. And I own that actual VHS tape. When that store went out of business, I bought their shelves and that tape, and I still have it. You know what? Now, it actually, we might, it might have been $3, but then the-- A buck for an additional one or something. They had some sort of deal. It's a deal. These are the other deals. Wednesdays were usually, like, buck rental night at most places. I used to do this thing called the movie thons on school vacations. So, Wednesday, we would go down there. We would rent 12 movies for 12 bucks. It normally would have been like $36. And I had, like, 8 to 10 friends sleep over, and we watched 24-hour movie marathon. Sometimes we watch 15 movies and just eat pizza and junk food and do that all day. And all the video stores in our town and the surrounding towns made a new rule that dollar Wednesdays were not applicable during school vacation weeks. Oh, it's great. Well, that talk about an establishment that only really lasted 20 years, but we were there for the prime of it. I missed that because I missed going down to video stores, you'd run into people. And I remember because it was that one weird place. Like, there's nothing existing now that-- Where everybody goes. Yeah, there's nothing like that. There wasn't anything like that before. I get-- Yeah, I mean, you know, the post office maybe or something. But the fact that everyone was excited to be there wasn't a-- You'd never be like, "Oh, I gotta go do some errands." It's not like the supermarket where you have to be there. Exactly. And Friday night at the video store, you know, scrambling. You never know all ages, all different types of people, and like, like, the great things, like, there'd always have to be a woman that I have a crush on. Who worked there in high school? No, that would, like, show up. And it's like, you know, those-- Did you talk to them? No, unless sometimes I would. But there was that awkward thing where, like, the video racks with the movies were, like-- Just eye height. So you could, like, if you were afraid, you could duck down, or you could peek over and love you. You could creep. But it had to be sort of satisfying knowing that, like, 'cause you probably felt like a little bit of a loser on a Friday night. Yes. But seeing the girl there, a crush on you, like, she's also renting a movie. And I would have tried to peek and see what she was renting. Yeah. My favorite thing-- Not my favorite thing. I do love video stores, which is why I've sort of recreated video stores in my home. If you go into my office, it's a bit like being in an '80s video store. I do. But I used to like seeing friends' dads clearly renting adult films. They didn't have it at video signals. Oh, they didn't have the big black binders? No, they were, like, they might have been, like, mixed in, but there wasn't any, like, anything pornographic at video signals. You know, we were a wholesome town box, bro. Well, we had movies on video, which did have pornography, and video galleries did have it, but they were in big black binders, and you had to go into the back. They didn't have a whole, like, porn black room, but you had to ask for the adult binder. Yeah. I don't think video signals had that. Well, all you probably wouldn't have known if they did. Yeah, me. You had an idyllic childhood. Yeah. So, Friday night, Chris, the final night of the week, 8 o'clock, what do you go with? Another tough choice, and I went with Duke's a hazard. Really? And you really surprised me with that? Because this was tough, because normally I think I would go with 18. Absolutely. I was a huge 18 fan, but if you read the two plot lines, Duke's a hazard has this great thing where it says, uh, includes Roscoe losing his job to a robot. Yes. So, this was, people were robot crazy. Yeah. And normally I was not a fan of Duke's a hazard. I, uh, 18, if I had to choose those two shows, I would have gone with that. But this is a classic. Roscoe loses his job to a robot, stolen by thieves, planning to frame the ex sheriff and the dukes, uh, John Snyder and Tom Boapat for the robbery of Boss Hogg's bank, a robot, a crooked robot at that. I know. What is there any other comments? Uh, yeah. And the A team is a singing group from faces Alma Mater, faces threats from a record company after refusing to re-sign with the label. That's pretty good too. Yeah. But I, you know what it was? I looked in there and Michael is, if it was a famous band, they would have listed it. Yeah. No, this was, yeah. Which, there was nothing listed. So Michael, yeah, this was not a famous band. But I would have gone with Benson, which I absolutely loved. I always watch Benson, they had a special guest, our Jean Kennedy. Benson was great. And this one, Kraus Inga Swenson, takes a phone message from the physician, Benson's been seeing medically and socially. And the doctor's emotional voice prompts Kraus to issue a gloomy prognosis for Benson. This is a good one. I always enjoyed the Kraus Benson interactions on Benson. So at 830, Klaus, 830, I would have had to go with Webster, no doubt about it, to become a full-fledged member of the Boy Braves. Webster must do a good deed for someone, and he chooses a once-famous radio magician played by Harold Gould and George used to listen to as a kid. This was also the plot of an episode of Night Court, almost identically. But I would have gone with that. Nine o'clock, Chris, the final hour. What do you go with? This was a letdown. There was really not much on, so I just chose Hunter. I mean, I think you just summed up what America thought at that time and why Hunter was on so long. What a violent show. I hated Fred Dryer. I did like Stephanie Kramer. Dee Dee Dee. Dee Dee McCall. Dee Dee McCall. I left Dee Kramer. But what a brutal show. This is really violent. I remember being shockingly violent at the time. In this episode, the brutal beating of a woman in a small town is attributed to the detective's prisoner, a meek pickpocket they left overnight in the sheriff's custody. Bose Vensens in it from the Walking Tall movies. And yeah, not a fun show. Well, I just, I love to see Dee Dee fight crime, like with that slacks and high heels. Yeah, who didn't? Man, that was hot. I would have gone with this show, and I thought you would have gone with this to complete the Hawaii Week, but there was a show, a little, little loved show called Hawaiian Heat. Oh, I saw that list. During a murder investigation tied to a private island's casino, Mac poses as a high roller and encounters an old nemesis, his gambling obsession. I definitely would have watched that over Hunter. There's no doubt about it. Like, what a great, what a great choice. So that is the end of the week, Chris Coxon. So as you know, TV Guide is not just informative. It's opinionated and it cheers and it cheers. Oh, that's right. So Chris, I'd like to read you the cheers and cheers from that week and see if you agree or disagree with the cheers and cheers. First up, we have a cheers. Cheers to ABC Sports commentator Jack Whittaker, whose low key erudation has been a blessing during this year's Olympics in golf coverage on his network. Don't I couldn't care less? Yeah, I couldn't either. I'm just gonna, let's, I'm gonna go with a not applicable, what's the, what's the, what's not cheering, not cheering, what is that? So cheers. Like taking a nap, napping. Yeah, I guess just napping. Yeah, laying down and dying. Yeah, I wouldn't nap on that. So that's their cheers. That's how boring this week is. They go, hey, good job as a golf announcer. Do a new job. What are they expecting to do? Just drop that bombs off. All right. Cheers to Joan Rivers for her insulting and mean-spirited remarks about AT&T's phone operators and a commercial for a rival company. Next time Joan tries to place a person to person call, the big question may be, can she talk? Oh, wow. That sounds like a threat. That is kind of a threat. Yeah, does AT&T own the TT guy? No, I don't believe they did. Sounds like there's some sort of common interest. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know a lot about Joan Rivers. Nothing about her interest me that much. Oh, I like Joan Rivers. I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Jears, I think that that's unfounded. Whoa, we need to see, we need to go to the footage. Nah, we'll cut to the footage and we'll do it. That's the right thing to do. TVA. Okay. Jears to K-A-B-C-TV in Los Angeles for shamelessly having it both ways by signing up Christina Ferrar. Ooh, do you remember her? No. Oh, you should look her out. Okay. Yeah, she wrote a very good book as well. Her autobiography is interesting. As co-host of its morning talk show A.M. Los Angeles, just as her husband, John DeLorean, was acquitted of cocaine-dealing charges. Oh, yeah. You know, I like the, like, Ferrari and DeLorean names. Yeah, Ferrari and DeLorean. What a couple. I know, exactly. So that, that right there, at least as being young Chris at that age, I would have cheered it just for the- You would have cheered that because of the names. So you disagree with the Jears for the cocaine- Jears to the demise of Inside Story, the PBS series that analyzed the media. You've got a big nap on that one. Okay, no one. Cheers belatedly to Howard Cocel. Since his departure from ABC's NFL Monday Night Football, the show is just another competently presented football game. Howard, we never imagined how much we'd miss you. Yeah, I'll cheers that. All right, fair enough. And finally, I know what your interest is going to be on this one. Yeah. Cheers to Tom Selleck, who presented his magnum PI co-stars Larry McNettie, Roger E. Mosley, and John Hillerman with brand new Porsches. Their contributions to the series. It was a magnanimous gesture from a star who knows the value of teamwork. Yeah, I mean, then that just cheers itself. Yeah, that's out of the park with that one. Yeah, yeah. Chris Coxen, thank you. Good, I'm shaking Ken's hands. All right, that's how it sounds like when he shakes hands. Yeah, I'm glad we had this talk. Yeah, me too. There you go, Chris Coxen, fun guy. Weird guy, always like Chris. He's a cigar enthusiast. He really is, he's like an adventurer that Chris Coxen. And this concludes this little experiment. The TV guidance counselor, Boston Marathon. Marathon April 20th, 2015. You got six episodes of the show, all with Boston comedians in them. Hopefully you enjoyed it. I enjoyed doing it. I like doing sort of these stranger things and doing little experiments like this. If you liked it, if you hated it, let me know. At tvguidenscounselor@gmail.com or at tvguidens on Twitter. TVguidenscounselor on Facebook. CanadaiCanRead.com. Any of those ways to contact me will work. Also, I know I haven't addressed the marathon bombings from a couple of years ago, but I generally try to keep the show fairly light. But if you want to email me about that, I am aware that they happened. It was a very weird week and I was at the Bridgestown Comedy Festival and ended up watching most of it on live TV from the west coast, which is very, very strange. But that was a few years ago, so we've moved on. And we did it, everybody. We did the Boston Marathon Marathon. Hopefully you enjoyed it. And we'll see you again Wednesday for an on the episode. That was the first and perhaps only song I learned to play in the harmonica. Give me the name of the A-Team guy. It started at a high school football game. Barf, Barf, Barf.
