TV Guidance Counselor

TV Guidance Counselor Episode 49: Niki Luparelli

Duration:: 1h 11m
Broadcast on:: 24 Dec 2014
Audio Format:: other

[music] Hello and welcome everybody. It is Wednesday. It is time for an all new episode of TV Guidance Counselor. Happy holidays to you and yours. This week's episode is with one of my favorite people here in Boston, Nicki Luparelli. Nicki is a singer, comedian, tattoo removal artist, Marilyn Monroe and personator, very funny, really talented, great person. She used to do and actually still occasionally does this show called the Jerkis Circus with her partner Lainey in the steamy bohemians, which is a great variety show. I loved performing on it whenever I've had a chance to and perform with all sorts of burlesque performers, a man called the Human Floor whose act was women would stand on him. It's much more entertaining than it sounds for you, not just for him, I'm sure he's entertained. Nicki's incredibly funny. I really enjoyed this conversation. We talk about this week in television from the past, this sort of Christmas New Year's week and what we watched then. I really enjoyed this conversation and I think you will too. So please enjoy this week's episode with my guest, Nicki Luparelli. It's Nicole Luparelli. Welcome. Hi. Thank you so much for coming to my home. Welcome to the home. So you picked up a TV guide from the week of December 26th, 1993. What brought you to this particular issue? Well, 193 I feel was a year that I watched a lot of TV and I'm familiar with a lot of television and also there's a picture of Madonna on the cover and she just has a jewel on her on her nipple and you can see pretty much the whole boob. There is almost a full nipple and it's like dead center of the screen and as you pointed out earlier it is probably less clothing on the nipple than Janet Jackson had during nipple gait. It's true. It is pretty though. Janet had like a spider. It's pretty gross. Yeah, this is but jewel. This is really beautiful. This is very art deco sort of Egyptian look that she is going on here. But this at this time TV guide was at one point the most published magazine in the world. It was the best-selling magazine had the most issues and this was at this time it was still just millions and millions and millions of issues on newsstands and at checkout counters everywhere and there was not one bit of controversy of this cover. No, because you would have had to actually do something and not just complain on Facebook. Yes, you couldn't just write a letter and talk 24 hour news cycle. You had to get stamps involved. Yes, if you had to, I think if you had to actually stamp anything you're less likely to complain. So I have another thank you note. Yeah, or call. You have to make a call number and call. TV guide may have gotten something. You'd actually have to talk to a person back then. Oh, no one wants to do that because then they would throw a logic at you and you'd have to back down. Can't just leave a message somewhere. Can I spend four to six weeks crafting a finely tuned annoying letter and then not have to deal with a person? So let's jump right into it. On Saturday night, this is a Midwest one. This is from Nebraska. So we went from seven to nine which would have been the central time prime time. So seven o'clock, what'd you go with? So wait, so in Nebraska, right? Because their prime time was from seven to nine p.m. So we were just all, we just dictated when their bedtime was like all good TVs over at nine o'clock. Or I always, I haven't talked to a lot of people who grew up in the central zone, but I feel like they got it a little bit better than us because there were a lot of ten o'clock shows when I was a kid. I would have wanted to watch, but we're on a 10 and I would get a little sleepy maybe, but their shows are on at nine. They can watch 2020. They're not date one. They're watching sisters. You want to watch 2020? That's so cool. Yeah, my parents forbid me from watching 2020 after a while. That's a lot of violence. Yeah, it was the only show that I was not allowed to watch because I was terrified of everything. So at seven o'clock, what was your choice? I would have been watching Colerus Explains at all. So you were going with SNCC. So this was Saturday night Nickelodeon. This was the first year of SNCC. It started at the end of August 1992. Prior to that, it was always Nick at night after. Oh, yeah. And then they just showed like Dennis the Metis. Yes. And Mr. Red and Donna Reed. This was a huge thing for Nickelodeon. They decided to try and specifically program for teenagers in the sort of early evening hours and it was a huge hit. And so I watched it every week. Colerus was a big, big show for me, which was a little weird because I think it's skewed kind of girl. Well, she had that friend Sam, right? Yes. The crawl in the window. Yeah. Not creepy at all. Not creepy at all. And this one, Colerus's father has a midlife crisis. And once the darlings to move to Mango Island. I recall this one vividly. Oh, you do. Yes. Yes. I remember having a discussion with my father about midlife crises after this. Oh, what did he tell you? He was like, Oh, that's that's on only on TV. People don't do that. You don't even like crazy. And then he peeled away in his Ferrari. Yes. Pilled away in his Ferrari with a toupee on. I definitely would have watched Colerus at this time. There's no doubt about it. But as we mentioned, this is also a special week in that this is December 26th. So it's the day after Christmas, it's New Year's Eve week. And I would have been tempted to watch Lawrence Wilkes New Year's Eve celebration with performances by Guy Lombardo. Well, he had his like a week early because I feel like New Year's Eve was that Friday. But it would have started old people got to do everything early. We're going to do it five days early so that on the actual New Year's Eve, we could just go to bed at seven o'clock. After we eat at three o'clock and send us some shift beef. Go to bed. Shift beef. My grandfather used to call that shit on a sheet, which is old military speak. He used to make it all the time. He was in World War II. How do you make it? I thought I just came out of a camp. No, it's creamed beef. It's basically beef in a roux. And then you just let it stew all day. So you get like this white beef. Yeah. Oh, it sounds great. It's actually kind of everything that Muslims and Jews would not eat. It's dairy. It's just like shrimp on there. Forget it. Just beef and milk mixed together. Put on it. Put on some toast. Yeah. I used to have to sleep over his house a lot. Come on. I'm leavened bread on them. No way. And look, what's with dinner? He's like, shit on a shingle. Shut the fuck up. That piece very. And that's what it's called. The SOS. There's actually a diner in Derry New Hampshire. That's like a 50s diner and they have SOS on the menu. Really? Yeah. It's chip beef and they call it SOS, which is, they don't tell you what it stands for. But if you know, you know, and I imagine nobody orders it. So 8.30, what'd you go with? Well, 7.30, I went with it. I jumped back to adult because it's some kind of little thing that I liked. I like Nightcore. I'm really a big fan of Nightcore. Yeah. I would watch that. One of my all-time favorite shows. This was the final season of Nightcore where it got pretty strange. Right. They were trying to finish this like love relationship with Miss Christine Sullivan. Yes. And then all of a sudden here comes Dan Fielding and he's all like, oh, I love Christine. And she had a baby with that undercover cop guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the very strange thing happened with Nightcore where the season prior to this, the entire cast and crew were led to believe that that was the final season. So they tied up all the longstanding plot lines. They pretty much ended everything. And then the network said, oh, no, you're going to have one more season. And they didn't want to. And they said, yeah, but we have a contract. So you're all coming back and doing it. So they had to sort of come up knowing it would be their last season, but had to sort of come up with new plot lines after all the nine years it had been on. And so it got very, very strange. And so in the last season, one of the things that happened was that Dan inherited the fortune of, do you remember the bomb that used to hang out with him all the time? Yeah. His name escapes me at the moment. But I was like, Marie. It was like, Marie, but it was like his Igor. Yes. Yeah. And it turned out that he was a billionaire, an eccentric billionaire. And he died and left Dan in charge of his estate and his foreign Phil. That was his name Phil, in charge of his, his charity, the Phil Foundation. And so that was that was a big plot for the final season. So in this one, Bull chains himself to the door of an old vaudeville theater to save it from demolition. And Max shares his memories of the landmark. Oh, that sounds so sweet. Yeah, that's a, that's a bull move. Oh, and you know, the place still ends up getting knocked down. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm Facebook friends with Roz. I am as well Marsha Warfield. She likes to start some shit. She does. She does. She's a classic stand of comedian. She was the only, she was the only stand of comedian in the cast of Night Court. Harry, he was like some magician. He was a lot of street magic loans. Yeah. Yeah. You could, you could kind of say that he was a stamp as well, but she was like a pure stand up. She was, they hired her because the, the previous two, they both died. They were like, no one over 60 in this role. Were they both Selma? So was Selma Diamond and who was the second one? She wasn't a Selma. I forget her name though. Selma Diamond is an amazing person. She was a writer for your show of shows and was a TV writer for years and was a stand up as well for a long time. So she was, she was a rare case of a woman comedy writer in the 1950s and had done vaudeville and burlesque and all kinds of stuff. So yeah, absolutely. Night Court, one of my favorite shows. I was on board from the beginning and I would have been there for the final season. No question about it. I was still there for the final season. Kristin Sullivan made me want to be a lawyer and I, I took the LSATs and everything and then I was explain, somebody explained to me how, how much work was actually involved with being a lawyer. Yeah. Did you pass the LSATs to go? Oh, I did really well. Oh yeah. But um, no. Good. Yeah. I remember I wanted to go to school to be a doctor and I went in pre-med and then after about the first six months, I was like, I think I'm going to do TV radio and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of work. It is a lot of work. One of my friends became a lawyer in Florida and I remember when he was taking the bar, I got an email, a letter in the mail asking to write an endorsement of his character because they want to, and he'd been a roommate of mine and I was like, are you sure? And I called him. I'm like, so what do I mean? What do you want me to do? Yeah, and he was like, I can't tell you anything to put on there. No. It was very hard. He still owes me for some utilities. Yeah. He is one of the most racist people I've ever met. Maybe that's ever lived. And God forbid if you're a woman, my God. But I think he ended up becoming a lawyer. Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't seem to stop any. Yeah. I think they want to make sure you have, you know, bad character sometimes. Yeah. I could have just wrote. He always told me that Christine Sullivan was his, Marky Post was his inspiration. Did you ever see the show she did the next year after this, which was her follow-up Hearts of Fire with John Ritter was the show she did after Night Court? No. It was not great. Billy Bob Thornton was in it. It was one of the first ones. Oh, no, I definitely didn't see that. Did she still have that little mullet? She, the femme mullet? Yeah. She sort of ditched it. There's a, there's a famous set of photos with her in this blue bikini from like the year before Night Court when she was doing like glamour modeling and it's just, it was the mullet was in the most, it was the most dangerous edition. It was very, very glam rock. It was fully. Yes. It was fully engorged. It was sorted out. Yes. Yeah. She was trying to intimidate. Eight o'clock, what'd you go with? Emptiness. Now, did you watch this every week, Emptiness? I did. I did. But usually it came on after Golden Girls. I didn't see Golden Girls on the, on the offering place. Golden Girls, it ended. So, Golden Girls ended in '91. And Emptiness was a spin-off of Golden Girls. Right. And then Emptiness had a spin-off of its own, which is a rare instance where a spin-off. I didn't see that. I thought the spin-off was the Asuzu commercials. Joe Azuzu. Yes. It was a nurses. Was the spin-off of... Oh, that came, that comes on this right. I was gonna watch that too. Did the spin-off of the spin-off. And in this episode of Emptiness, it's more than puppy love when Charlie, David Leisure, aka Joe Azuzu, falls per Barbara, Kristin McNichol. Meanwhile, Harry uses Dreyfus to treat a boy who's afraid of dogs. Yeah, Dreyfus was the best part of that show. Do you want this? That show could have just been Dreyfus and gang. I couldn't understand why it was, what was this, what was the doctor's name? That's Richard Mulligan. Oh shoot, I'm so sorry. Oh no problem. I, uh, I am jerk. I did not turn this off. Cole is in high demand. It's not wrong. Oh, uh, he never like, Blanche was after him. Rose was after him. That was the role. He was the bachelor doctor. He's a widower, successful doctor. Oh man, that's the dream. That is the dream. The dream down in Florida with a Saint Bernard. That's what I want. Fuck it up here. That's the dream. That is true. A widower who's a doctor, who has money. Full head of hair. Full head of hair. It doesn't seem interested in sex at all. That's like perfect for me. So you're just gonna pay for dinner and my new teeth and I don't have to fix with you. Like, that is perfect. Yeah, although he did live with his two adult daughters who were both a mess. These, yeah, you wonder what the mom was like. Their mom was gonna end up real. Yeah. And Christy McNichol. I remember how she was just a huge tabloid fodder for decades. Yeah. She was in Little Darlings. Did you ever see that? No. Little Darlings was, I forget if it's made for TV or if it was a theatrical movie, but it was her and Tatum O'Neill and they're 13 or 14 and it's a movie about them in summer camp racing to see who can lose their virginity first. It was almost like... This is on TV. This is on TV. Yeah, Little Darlings. Not on Showtime. I don't believe so. I'm pretty sure it was made for TV movie. And it was, it was a bit like American Pie. Sure, but... Yeah. How old were they? They're like 13, 14. I'm gonna say, yeah, Little Darlings is a weird movie and they used to air it all the time. It was on after like pretty baby. Yeah, ooh, that would a creepy movie then. You shouldn't still be able to get that movie. No, no, absolutely. You can get that movie like on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it airs on TV all the time. Yeah. I think anything with Brook Shields in it that came out before Suddenly Susan should just be putting a vault in your shot again. But like, I don't want our little pre-pubescent boobs everywhere for young and sexual situations. Well, like Blue Lagoon? Oh, that's what I was thinking about. Yeah. That is horrific. How did they get away with that? Because no one... That's a dark movie. It absolutely is. And it had a sequel. Return to the Blue Lagoon. Which is weird because they were all dead, right? Yeah, it was a new character. Milla Jovovich was in it. Well, I can... That might make me want it. Yeah. Yeah. Was she, was she 14 too? She was probably about 14. She put on an album the same year that that came out called The Divine Comedy. And the single was called The Gentleman Who Fell. What? It's not a bad album. It's very Kate Bush, Tori Amos, kind of Sarah McLaughlin's type stuff. So she was like, "I don't know what I want to do." Yeah, she's like, "I don't want to act." And the former Soviet Republic. I can kind of just do anything. But she could do gymnastics. I'm sure she can, yeah. I bet she could. There's probably video of that somewhere online. So Empty Nest was not my favorite show. No, there's nothing else on. Well, I may have gone with a half hour of the naked gun. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, I may have gone with a bit of that. 8.30, what'd you go with? I went with nurses. It was just... You might as well do the full hour. So in this episode, Laverne, Park overall, who is Richard Dreyfus's, not Richard Dreyfus, Richard Mulligan's assistant on Empty Nest. She's the very southern nurse. Oh, that's the spinoff. I can figure out how it was a spinoff. Yes, she checks into the hospital to get her webbed feet fixed. Gina finds out that Paco's run-down apartment building is owned by Jack. Not a very good plot. No. And a girl in middle school told me I reminded her of Paco once, and I was very, very offended by that. So you're sort of the dumb character. Oh, yeah. When you looked at the scrubs, maybe she was saying you had a nice butt. I did used to wear scrubs to school every day. I think that's probably why she bought that. Yeah, that might be it. And you haven't had a similar haircut. A similar haircut. You had full hair. Yeah, I've had the same haircuts in middle school that I have now. So it was probably a Paco-esque haircut. Me too, pretty much. Did you ever know anyone that was not in the nursing industry who would wear scrubs frequently? I feel like I've known a few people who would do that. You know, I'm not out, but I have a couple of pairs left over from my mom. I used to work at the hospital that I will sometimes wear around the house. Are you little girls to help by them though? Like knowing that they were in a hospital, or is that just me? Oh, well, I got mine fresh, like, you know, not having been worn. Oh, they were never, they weren't just like, "Oh, these, I can't wear these anymore." No, no, they were, but I liked them because they were from Worcester State Hospital, which was like the asylum. Oh, you mother worked at Worcester State Hospital? Like, she was doing x-rays here in the house. I think it was connected. So, you know, it's not technically in the asylum. That's a terrifying hospital. Not as much as Dan versus Dan versus Dan. They knocked down the tower. Is it condos now? No, it's still, it's still in a complex full of hospitals and stuff. So, I think they're gonna use it for something, but it was a real shame that they, you know, I always got Worcester State Hospital confused with the one where they were giving the mentally challenged people radioactive oatmeal. Do you remember that? That could have been that one too. Danvers? It wasn't Danvers, it was either Worcester or Framingham. Well, could have Framingham. But they did a 30-year experiment where they had all these people with Down syndrome that were institutionalized and they fed them radioactive oatmeal every day to see what would happen. America. At what time do they decide to have, you know, to maybe try to get them like a job that would go on. That's a better experience. That's a better experience. Let's see how they work in the outside world. No, let's give them radioactive oatmeal. I just imagine some weird government guy calling up every day being like, "How strong are they? Are they green yet?" I don't think you understand science. Give us a little bit of pickup. Yeah. Make them angry. See if that does anything. Give us an L.S. attorney, really dark. Here's a list of drugs you can give to people with disabilities to see what happens. I would not have gone with nurses. I would have gone with the edge, which was a sketch comedy show on Fox that was spearheaded by Julie Brown. Up down. Up down. Uptown Julie Brown. Jennifer Aniston was in the cast. This is pre-friends Jennifer Aniston on the sketch show, pre-nosed job. Jill Talley and Tom Kenny were in the cast who were later on Mr. Show. They actually met on this show and got married, which is a lovely story. Also Wayne Knight from Seinfeld, who plays Newman, was in this cast. Well, that sounds like a great show. It never hurt. It was a great show. It was produced and mostly written by David Merkin, who did The Simpsons and worked on Get A Life. It was a very surreal bizarre show. I know some made the vagina wig at the Merkin. Yes, he invented the vagina. I think I don't know if it's just a vagina wig. I think the Merkin is male or female. Yes, it's gender neutral. Yeah, I don't want to like differentiate a wig as a wig. Yeah, absolutely. And this also used, did you ever see, I forget his first name, Bill Plimpton. He made these very odd animations that used to air on MTV's Liquid Television, but they were sort of colored pencil. And he did things called Plimptunes. He was famous for this short called Your Face, which won an Oscar, I believe. And so on the edge, they would have these plimptunes that would sort of go in and out of the sketches. It was a pretty innovative show that didn't do well. Do you have copies of that? I do, yes. I could copy these on the edge if you want to check it out. It was a pretty fun show. So on this one, Wilson Phillips, played by Julie Brown, Jennifer Aniston, and Jill Tally, gives an interview on the set of the group's new video, and a housewife gets a job with an erotic phone service. Not really selling it very well. No. So Sunday night, seven o'clock, what'd you go with? A living color. Did you watch this every week? I did. You were a big and living color fan. Well, I enjoyed it a lot. I like that song. I like the fly girls. I wanted to be a fly girl, but I was very plump. So you wanted to be a D.E.A. fly girl? I did. I also wanted to be that female cop from Police Academy, the blonde one with the videos. Oh, yes. Yes. I changed my mind a lot, but what was her name? Callahan? Callahan, yes. I don't have a real name. Her name starts with an E. Yes. Those are good things to aspire to, I think. We're not that far off. So on living color, this episode, Kim Wains, again, as Josh Kahneman, Josh Kahneman, yeah, you never want to lead with Kim Wains, never lead with Kim Wains, plays Whitney Houston in a video parody and Mrs. Brooks, who's dead tired of her husband of 50 years, Kelly Cofield plays Woody Allen in a charity spoof. That does not sound good, though. No, I mean, I would watch it every so long. The first season, I definitely watched, but after that, I kind of go over it and just thought, you know, this show, it, it's, it's not so good. Yeah, it's. Yeah. I probably would have gone with either Ghost Rider, which had premiered this week. Wait, was that the one with the ghost lady? Yes, that purple ghost thing was a PBS show. Huh. Ghost lady. There was a movie and it was on the beach and it was one of the like, Lander sisters and she. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the main for TV movie. That was the main for TV movie. Yes. This was a TV series, a children's television series, where a ghost, a ghost of a slave taught children how to read. Oh, God, nothing. I'm watching a living color. And weirdly, at the same time, ghost dad is also on. So it's a ghost heavy night. I don't know why. Ghost dad's on like five channels too. What's up with that? It was the network television premiere of ghost dad. So we're December 27th. We're two days after Christmas, the whole family's around. There's nothing to do. They'll, they'll premiere ghost dad. Also, Batman, the animated series was on. This is when they were still airing it on Sunday nights and primetime, the first season that it ran. They were really trying to promote it to both kids and children. And Batman, the animated series is one of my all time favorite shows, one of the best cartoons ever made. I definitely would have watched that. This is Batman deals himself in with a scheming developer named a casino after the Joker betting that he can collect a fortune and insurance money. If the Joker destroys the place in revenge, Mark Hamill played the Joker. Kevin Conroy was Batman, who is comedian Selena Copic's cousin. Which people don't know. How do you not know that? So a 30, a seven 30 rather, what'd you go with? The Simpsons. Yeah. Classic. This is a repeat from last season. It doesn't matter. Bardon becomes a strict law enforcer and Lisa a lawbreaker when aptitude tests point them in opposite directions from where they'd be headed. Do you ever take a test like that in school or like what kind of career should you go into? No, I probably should have Leslie Easterbrook. That was her name on police academy. Oh, just popped into my head. Sorry. Yeah, I never took that either. But I remember having meetings with my guidance counselors who told me I wouldn't go anywhere and not to bother go college. And then they gave my name to military recruiters who kept calling me all the time. I started called by the Navy and one other group for a while, they wanted me to I don't know how I got in that list. And I said, well, I go, how long do you have to get ready in the morning during boot camp? And they go, what? And I said, well, like before boot camp, how long do you have before you have to like get up before you have to go to camp? Right. And then we were like right away. I go, oh, no, I need like an hour to get ready. Yeah, I said like an hour to get ready and the these stopped calling. Maybe I should have gotten with that tactic. Like, look, how long do I have in the morning to put my makeup on? Is this guy's coming every day? And clearly, my guidance counselor gave them a name and I was in a punk rock band and they got to be like, I hear you in a band, you could be in the military band. Travel all around the world. I'm like, I don't want to be in the military. And then he offered me a duffle bag. You get a free duffle bag. He says the army on it. Well, okay, then. Oh, yeah, you can be in the band. So I still have to go like to the places that suck, right? And I still have to go to boot camp. Boot camp is the thing that scared me the most. Who would want to go to boot camp? That's not fun. Like, like you have, you either do 10 pull ups or die. Like that sounds awful. Yeah, there's no way. I remember my dad was in the Navy and he would tell me about all the things that he had to do, like crawl through garbage and stuff. And I remember going, why didn't he just not do that? And then he's like, what are you talking about? I'm like, he could have just been like, no. And he's like, no, you can't. I'm like, what would they have done to you? And he's like, you could not do it. Like, I don't understand this. I don't understand this at all. They probably would just shoot you. So eight o'clock, would you go with married with children? Did you watch this every week as well? I did. So I wanted to be Kelly Bundy also. Just a long list of aspirations you had for these different people that you would be. So this episode, again, I'll repeat from last season, Kelly's new job at TV World Theme Park is threatened by her low performance ratings until she switched to commercial land. I don't remember this episode at all. I don't remember what Kelly had a job. I remember her working as a waitress toward then in like a diner. I remember her being a TV spokesperson for a bug killing company. I remember that. I remember when she lost that big car deal because she was going like the new. Oh, yes. So many stole it. I don't remember this one. I never, I don't remember this one. Did you ever know anyone that worked in an amusement park? Were there any out near Worcester? Was Whelan Park near Worcester? It was like a 40 minute ride. It was enough that I usually went there like once a year. But wasn't no one any work there. The car level came to Worcester a lot, but we never knew anybody that worked in a car. No, which is probably says a lot of good things for you. Yeah. Yeah. Or the big E was probably the big one. That's like an hour away. That's and that's too far. Yeah. Everything's an hour away from Worcester. Pretty much. Yeah. Including, including the current hour. Worcester's just an hour away. It's at least an hour behind. That's what they always say. I would go in the movie, I think. There were two movies on. I wouldn't know which one of these I would go with. But Married to the Mob was on, which is Jonathan Demi's Dark Humoured Spoof with Michelle Pfeiffer in it. And Chris Isaac has a very funny role in that movie. Have you ever seen Married to the Mob? It does. I have a great movie. Really great movie. That was on it. Also, Opportunity Knocks. Oh, it's Dana Carvey. The Star of Dana Carvey was on. Oh. More successful than Clean Slate, but not. Less successful than Wayne's World. Yes. Oh, the Master of Disguise. Oh, we had the turtle face. Yes. Yeah. We're Opportunity Knocks, not a bad movie. No, it's not a movie. I think it's underrated. People should check out Opportunity Knocks. It needs more love. Monday night, 7 o'clock, what'd you go with? Fresh Prince. Fresh Prince, again, was this something that you watched every week? Yeah, if it was on, you know, there wasn't a lot. Are you an only child? Pretty much. I mean, I have some sisters from my mom's marriage a little later, but they're significantly younger than I am. Okay. So you didn't have to fight for the television. Not really. Okay. Did you watch TV with your mom? I think I'm trying. I feel like they would go out a lot and I was forced to babysit. So I was or, you know, they just be in the bedroom. Go to bed. I'm watching TV kind of thing. Yeah. So this episode is Philip and Vivian organize a family cleanup effort in the riot-torn remains of the old Los Angeles neighborhood, where there's a rebirth of commitment amid the ashes. You see, by the TV guide, I don't think I would have watched this. Sounds like a bum out. It sounded like a bum out. Yeah, it sounds like a very special episode. Yeah. I don't want to see a special episode. I want to see him like play B-ball help. Dancing. I don't remember this one. I don't remember. I don't think I watched that. I don't remember the riots factoring into any shows at this time. I imagine like 902 or no would have done something about the riots. I don't think they did. I don't think they did either. I don't think they got touched where they were at. No, I always felt like, when I was in college, I made a parody video about frat dudes that high five people for charity. Like, it doesn't raise money. They're just going high five homeless people and stuff because they think it raises their spirits. And I imagine 902 and out doing sort of a similar episode where the Walsh kids go down to downtown LA to help out the war-torn riot area. Let me just give everybody a high five. Yeah, so this episode I'm not familiar with, but I'm sort of intrigued by it. I don't think they don't watch that. So you would... I would have put it on it and launched it for about five minutes and go, "Oh no!" This is one of those and switched over to Evening Shade with Bert Reynolds because that's what I would have watched. Are you not a Bert Reynolds fan? Not at that time. I think he's very sexy now with his mustache, but then I felt like he... Wait, you think him then is sexy now or that him now is sexy? Him then, I find sexy now. Okay. Well, like, at that age, I didn't like to drink alcohol and I do now. So you're just... Change. Yeah, okay. As long as you're not like 70 year old Bert Reynolds, now that's what doesn't work. You know, I wouldn't have to see him if he didn't have a facelift. Yes, I think we all would. I think men, they're just better off without it. Maybe a chin tucker. They start to get this going on, and they're famous and they think, "Well, there's them. Fine." I don't know what to do when she gets. They all end up with the same face. The same face. That's not just age. I know. I was, like, debating getting some Botox and I'm not gonna. I've seen some Botox. I've seen some... Not Botox. I'm the fillers. Oh, the fillers? The gel fillers? But then I keep seeing... I started looking up, like, bad fillers. Yeah. And then everybody looks the same and it's bad. And I just... I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna say on my face. That's all I do. Yeah, that's usually... Get a low grade, like a low grade Santa. I have a low grade Santa. I have the Susan Luci face Santa off QVC. Yeah. What is it actually called? The Susan Luci face Santa? It's the Susan Luci. The discontinuity, which sucks. It's the, like, personal... For health reasons? No, personal touch, essential beauty. I don't know. They just stopped making it. I don't know. I thought it was doing really well, and all this stuff on eBay is really expensive. Oh, because you have to buy, like, replacements. Stuff. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm out of. It's the replacement Santa. And I also use the Cindy Crawford Skincare line. Oh, yeah, which is made from a rare melon. Oh, a rare melon. Hey, she's 50. It looks great. She's a rare melon. Yeah, I use her skincare line. She looks great. Yeah, it's right out of where rare melons. But in... When I was in England, they have different tabloids, different magazines. She's been stabbing work done in America. Oh, I've never had any work that I did, but she's like, "Oh, yeah, I've been having a little procedure since I was, like, 28." Like, "Oh, what the hell?" Yeah, that's a little different. You're not just rubbing a melon in your melon. You're like, "Don't stop." Yeah, that whole business is very strange to me. And they know what they're doing. They know that they're like, "This won't work, but it might." And they know that there's no way. Isn't it a whole better than nothing? There was a men's hair ad that my wife and I quote still to this day, because it wasn't a hair called for men, but it was some hair replacement. And there's one of the creepiest dudes I've ever seen in my life. And his quote he goes, "I'm very, I'm very satisfied with what I've done." And the way he phrases it, just with what I've done, it was just-- What did you do now? Yeah, like, is this even about the hair? I'm very satisfied with what I've done. So eight o'clock, what'd you go with? Herman's head. I liked that show. It was a great show. It was a really funny show. It was very, very strange. And it was the guy from, like, Manic and Two, right? Yeah, William Ragsdale. He's also in Frightnight, part one and two. Oh, yeah, I really liked it. Yeah, he was great. And that was a fun, funny show. Normally, I would have gone with that, however. It was a very special Herman's head. It was not a very special Herman's head. They don't give us what the episode of Herman's head was about that evening, but we did have the Amy Fisher My Story on. I did have that as a back. As a backup. So this is Amy Fisher My Story, a docu-drama based on the sensational case of Long Island, New York teenager, whose relationship with a married man climaxes in violence directed in Toronto. I don't know why they felt they needed to tell us it was directed in Toronto. No, there was three rival Amy Fisher TV movies at this time. There was the one starring Elissa Milano. There was the one starring Drew Barrymore. And then there was the this one. And this one, we don't know who this is. This was the official. The person who plays her is Noel Parker, who I don't remember from anything. Well, if you don't remember her. I really don't remember her from being an anything. She doesn't even know Wikipedia page. Yeah, she probably doesn't. She probably only played Amy Fisher. I remember her looking exactly like Amy Fisher. Because what happened was Joey Budefuco sold his story. His wife sold her story. And Amy Fisher sold her story. So you had like three is like a Rashomon. Oh, three different perspectives. And I remember, do you ever see the show The Critic? It was an animated show. Yeah, which I love it. They did a parody where they said they had Fox's version of the Amy Fisher story. And it was just some guy going, booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty. That was like the whole clip, which hindsight kind of racist, but also funny. So I probably would have gone with that. Or on the Discovery Channel, they used to air a UK show done by Jonathan Ross, who was a big talk show host in England. And this was predates his talk show called The Incredibly Strange Film Show. And this was a series of documentaries about sort of B movie directors. They covered Sam Raimi when he was just doing the evil dead movies. And John Waters had an episode. And this particular episode is about Jackie Chan. And this was Jackie Chan in 1993, when no one really knew what came over here. It's a great documentary. I actually own this episode. It's very, very entertaining. I would definitely go with that. I eat 30. What'd you go with? Oh, that's where I wrote. Wait, what year we are? We're on Monday. We're on Monday. That's when I said I was switched over to the Amy Fisher story for the last half. I'm sorry. So I was gonna watch Murphy Brown. Oh, Murphy Brown was a great show. Did you instead of show that you watched every week? Not really. So this one Frank Persuades Murphy to co-host the network's new late night news program with him. But his big break could kill his hopes of becoming an anchorman when he can't keep up with the show's serious tone. It was very business. It seemed like an older show. This was a bummer of a day. This was a bummer of a year. 1992, there was a lot of bad stuff going on that year. And this was, I think people were glad to see the back of 1990s. When was the OJ thing? OJ was 94. Oh, okay. Because I was gonna say, okay, because naked gun was on, they didn't really put that on anymore. Yeah, I think after the OJ trial, not even just the verdict, the trial, they were like, we watched the verdict in school. I did pull this out of class. I was a music class. We just had all the other, they pulled everyone out of class, and we all went to the resource center, which was the library, and they put it on a screen and showed it to us. It was very odd for I don't think they would do that today. But this was that was one of the first sensationalized court cases. Tuesday night, seven o'clock, what'd you go with? Full house. Full house. So this is after they had moved full house to Fridays, once they had set up that TGIF was a thing, they said, we don't need that thing. We don't need any more. So this particular episode is Michelle's best friend Teddy, played by Taj Maori, must move away. Danny takes a realistic look at his long distance relationship with Vicky. Seems like a bum on episode as well. Oh, I hate it. What are my options? Is there anything else I could watch? Well, if you like full house, why not watch three men and a baby? It's very similar, and it's on at the same time. I like three men and a baby. I like Tom Selleck's mustache as well. So Tom Selleck's mustache this year. Okay, Bert Reynolds mustache this year. Yeah. Bert Reynolds was just significantly just reminding more of my grandfather, where I think that's fair. Tom Selleck was still, I found very handsome. He was at vague age. Yes. Could be 20, could be 40. I don't know. No one knows. We still don't know. A couple of other weird options on it this time was a show called when abortion was illegal. Interviewing women in their 50s, 60s, and 70s who had abortions prior to 1973. Oh my god, that sounds like the worst show ever. That sounds like a punishment. Like you could really punish somebody being like, you're going to watch this. And that's it. I'll be back in an hour. You know, if they did that when kids acted up in class, they wouldn't act up in class. No one would have no trouble with children. What do I get suspended? No, you have to watch this. One of my hairs. First of all, here's just an interview with a woman in her 70s. You're going to watch this for an hour. And kids would be like, oh, and regardless of the topic. She's going to talk about her vagina. And then author people's vaginas. And then we have some cross diagrams. Show you. Yep, we're going to take you to where she went to get that illegal abortion. So 730, what'd you go with? Mr. Cooper. Hanging with Mr. Cooper. One of the few titles with missing the G in the verb. Oh, I never noticed that. Hanging. Did they use the apostrophe to denote it? Yeah. Yeah. This was the height of that sort of speak. In this episode, Cooper's first coaching job is not what he expected when he instructs a sorry group of cheerleaders for a competition. And Robin fixes Vanessa's car the hard way. That's what I'm thinking, like, or the car. It was like Debbie does Dallas. I'll fix your car. What is the hard way to fix a car? Do you understand? They should really should have given us a little more information there. Now I feel like I'll have to watch it to see what the hard way to fix a car is. Also, First coaching assignment is cool. Let him coach the cheerleaders. And that's his first assignment. Yeah. I thought he was a coach. I thought he was a coach too. Yeah. I don't understand. In keeping with the theme, we've come up here about bum out things on. There's a documentary on at the same time called You Don't Have to Die. And it is a 1988 portrait of Jason Gays, the boy who wrote my book for Kids with Cancer documenting his own battle with the disease. Oh my god. Who would watch that? My grandmother. That's very depressing. My grandmother and my great-grandmother would have been watching that. No, thank you. On eight o'clock, would you go with? I would have been watching Roseanne. Yeah, absolutely Roseanne. One of my all-time favorite sitcoms still watches this day. Oh, it's still very watchable. It's up very well. Except the last season when they win the money. But the final episode makes it all worth it. Oh, what? It's all a dream? Yes. Yes. When they pull the rung out from under you, it makes that last season better in hindsight. I guess in hindsight, but it is kind of sad, you know? A lot of shows that you could never win. Like, the lead character could just never win. Oh, am I going to win a car? No, you're not going to win a car. Oh, you just can't win. Well, then you could- It's a Parker Lewis. I feel like you can't lose, but not losing doesn't mean you necessarily win. It was very deep. Well, that's just the kind of person I am. But now I feel like you always win on the sitcoms. Yeah, everybody wins. It's true. It's not the same kind of thing. So in this episode, in the dark after their powers turned off for non-payment, which is something you would never see now. Oh my gosh. Roseanne and Dan must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room. Well, somebody had to keep protector. There's no lights. How they even know she was in there. Is there anybody in this room? No. Well, I can't see them, so I guess- This is good. Yes. Now, I probably would have gone with a movie. Now, this was a repeat this episode of Roseanne because we're in December 29th. Right. There was two movies on, one of which was a made-for-TV movie starring Nancy McKeean, aka Joe Polnacek, a professional. Oh, Joe. That is called The Baby Snatcher. Oh, no. And in this, a fact-based TV movie focusing on the abduction of an infant by a disturbed woman who lost her unborn child. That's like the march of the penguins, right? It really is. In your behavior. David DeCovney's in it, playing a character named David. Tony Dans is playing. Tony. Michael Madsen's in it. Oh, I love him. Yeah, he's kind of- I like Virginia Madsen. I like Virginia Madsen. Or I would have gone with Once Bitten, the 1985 Jim Carrey Lauren Hutton vampire comedy. Oh, I saw that. I didn't like his- I didn't like his character in that movie. No, I know. It's kind of very unlike- I don't like his character in any movie, but I enjoyed Once Bitten. I don't know why. He's got his tooth chipped again. Yes. I hate it. Yeah. He makes me mad. Yeah. He just makes me angry. But you still watched a living color. Did you enjoy him on that? I found him to, even as a child, I was like, this guy is obnoxious, really over the top. Yeah. If he's over the top for like a 10-year-old, that's a lot. But it's not speculative how old I was. No, I'm just saying, any sort of child. That was my cutoff age for Jim Carrey being over the top, any 10 or younger. If you're one years old and you think he's over the top, while your mother's pregnant, if she thinks that Jim Carrey's over the top, it's 30, what'd you go with? I would have just kept it on the same channel. On NBC. I don't think I had a remote control. I feel like a lot of times you just kind of left it on, whatever channel. Yeah. Did you not? Did you have cable? I feel like I had cable. Did you have like a little brown box? Yeah, with the buttons you press? Yeah, with the buttons. And did your mom refer to the remote as a clicker? Yes, she did. Okay. Where's the clicker? Where's the clicker? There's the clicker. The one thing in Worcester, do you remember at this time in the early 90s, there's the Worcester outlet mall? Oh, yeah. And do you remember who the spokesperson was? Oh, Judith Light. Judith Light. Yeah. And who's the boss was for some reason the spokesperson for the Worcester outlet mall? It didn't help. Was she from there? Or she knew the owners or something? I don't know. We've gotten some some different interesting celebrities to come in and endorse. It's very weird to go to this mall. You should have gotten Abby Hoffman. Well, yeah, I know it's from there. But there was like Florida ceiling murals of Judith Light and some pocketbooks. Yeah, that's the crazed thing about that mall. Now I remember, yeah, you go to the mall or you'd be driving around the mall and just huge, huge, huge, like Vegas size posters. Judith Light. Yeah, or like some kid wearing some loafers and like LLB with Judith Light. They weren't all of her. Sometimes they were just creepy kids, but most of them were Judith Light. And he'd go in and it was all the outlets. And it was like, it was too fancy for Worcester. They had like, you know, sax, fifth avenue. Yeah, and even Marcus, like, no. But do you remember the one non fancy outlet in that mall? Levi's. Nope. There was a bulk candy outlet store in there. So there was like Louis Vuitton. And they're like some shoot, like fancy shoe thing. And in between them was just big bins of taffy. You would put it like buy, buy in five pound bags. That was very weird. And the children will take the grubby hands. Yeah. And touch our fancy stuff. Nothing's wrapped. So you would have gone with the Jackie Thomas show, which was I never saw it, but I feel like that's what I would have watched. It's not a bad show. So this was Tom Arnold. This is when he was still married to Roseanne. She was Roseanne Arnold at this time. And he left the show to do his own show called the Jackie Thomas show, where he basically plays a version of himself with a talk show. Wasn't that dissimilar to like Larry Sanders show or something like that? So in this one on our Cineo, Jackie jokes about his writers. So Grant plays a joke on Jackie for revenge. But Jackie's not laughing. Our Cineo Hall appears. So it was a lot of a cross over there's an episode of Roseanne where they go on vacation and they drive cross country from Lanford to Lanford, Michigan to LA and get tickets to a taping of the Jackie Thomas show. And nobody notices that. Nobody notices that he's Arnie from the Roseanne show. They do make a reference to it. It's a pretty good show. It looks like Arnie. Oh, we addressed it. Yeah, it's very, very strange. So Wednesday night, eight o'clock seven o'clock rather, what'd you go with? Well, I was torn because, you know, I probably would have ended up if my mom was around, I would have watched Unsolved Mysteries for an hour. Did she watch this every single week? Yeah, I feel like that was a weekly show we would watch. My mom was an avid, avid reader. She doesn't like a lot of TV, but she liked the Unsolved Mysteries. She obsessed with like that new age aliens. Right now she loves ancient aliens. She'll try to like talk to me about it. And I'm like, just let's just pass the joy and let's just shut up about it. Right, chariot to the gods and all that stuff was stuff that she was into. Well, she's into that. And then my father, who I was a strange from, he's just like went whack-a-doo like the complete opposite way. So he's like one of those he's like tea party. Conspiracy theory. Yeah. Talking about the brotherhood. Oh, yeah. So he is an Unsolved Mysteries. Isn't it? Yes. So in this particular one, segments include a UFO story involving 1983 incidents and the skies over New York and Connecticut. Also, reports on the disappearance of an 18-year-old woman, the death of an unidentified man in Kentucky, and an airport that the victim of an apparent hit and run. Yeah, you don't they don't sound good on their own. They once they have it. It's a cumulative effect. Yeah. Update. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I like the update. Yeah. All the show should have had update. Yeah, every show should have an update, regardless of whether it's on Salt Mysteries or not. Yeah, I want to know what's happening with everybody now. So I would have been between Unsolved Mysteries. And the wonder years. Yeah. So depending on how scared I want it to be, if I wanted to be scared about my future or about my present. And it depends on if it was a special episode of the Wonder Years and I. Because I can't take on it. Both of them are special. This one, the Arnold's attend a gala wedding on occasion rife with romantic possibilities for Kevin, who has his first taste of too much champagne. He's like 12 years old. His first taste of a boner and too much champagne. Yes, a boner and champagne. That's the auto bar. That actually sounds pretty good. Yeah. The Kevin gets drunk episode. The ones that didn't like that were ones that involved like the Vietnam War. Yes. Like anything like that was too tragic. Yeah, all the all the 60s, the 60s version of the LA riots. Right. This is a Watts riots episode. 7.30 would you go with? - I couldn't do it. - You didn't like it? - I didn't like it. It was, I just, Neopatric Harris, something about him, and it was-- - He was smart me. - But it's smart, and it's a depressing show, because it's like ER, but stressful for kids. - Oh, it's showing at the end of the day, to always have the like, the D, I'm trying to remember the theme song. [humming] - And he would type on that like, DOS computer, like the little typing thing. - Yes. - And it always bothered me when you would watch it, and the date that he put in wasn't the date the episode aired, because he would date the entries, and it really annoyed me. - It would bother me too. - And I was like, Mr. Belvedere did this better. - He was always so introspective, like, lost a new friend, but gained an old one or something. He would always end on a question. He would be like, but does anyone? Can you gain a friend? Do you want to do that kind of thing? So this episode, Doogie learns a valuable lesson about, yeah. - Oh, no. - About trusting the unknown from a free-spirited model, temporarily sharing his loft, as does a kidney transplant patient at the hospital. - That is a definite breach of patient-doctor lines. You can not have the kidney patient stay with you. - It did. Wasn't his loft the garage over his parents' house? - No, no. He moved out into a loft. - What, when he was, like, 18? - Yeah, yeah, he got his own place. - Oh, this is older, Doogie. - This is older, Doogie. - Oh, no. - And I think we can pretty much guess that that kidney transplant patient dies. - I would assume he's not going to-- I mean, it's a bachelor apartment. - Yeah. - Let me shit everywhere. - Yeah. Unpleasant. - For that toilet, it hasn't been cleaned. - No, never. And he's a doctor. He's busy. So 8 o'clock, what'd you go with? - Well, I would have watched home improvement. - Oh, Nicole. - Well, a sign phone was also on, but I just-- that's what I would have watched. Not now. - Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. I can't stand home improvement. This episode, Tim's heavy lifting does more than impressed Jill, but the resulting injury is a different story. - And Randy went-- - Want to get a hernia? - He probably got a hernia. He just goes, yeah. If only he got the hernia prior to the three children being conceived. - And the neighbor was good. Well, I had a crush on one of those little boys. That's why I watch the show. - JT2? - Yeah, yeah. That's why it's all coming back. - No one had a crush on the dumb blonde goofy look at him. - No, he was like a goofy. You look like the kid bully. You always smile and you're like, "Pungy." - Yeah, he was a real--he looked like his whole-- everything in his skull was too big for his head. Like, it's just sort of bust open. - Yeah, she's it. - It's all yay. - No, she's nips. - She's nips. - She's nips. - Yeah. Yeah. Or funions. - Some figure goes who I'm on his fingers all the time. We have a little crumb on his fingers. - Yeah, he looked like a funions. - There was a girl that I went to elementary school with who constantly had fruit punch mustache. I never saw her drink fruit punch, but always had this, like, chapped lip fruit punch mustache. - Oh, honey, you don't have to stick your lip in the bottle. You can do it all the time. - Do you remember very fine juice drinks that used to come in the glass bottles? One time in fifth grade, I was drinking out of one of those and some sort of freak suction event happened, and my lips got sucked three-quarters of the way into the bottle, and I had-- - This is suspicious. - Yeah. - Almost up to the nose. - An unsolved mystery. - Yeah, an unsolved mystery. - And this thing was sealed. You could not get it off my face. They had to shove a thing in there to break the seal, and I had basically this huge round burst. It looked like an octopus had attacked me, and I did not drink very fine juice drink after that. It was very, very upset. - He's not a face hickey. - Hickey, yeah, right over. Like someone just put my whole mouth in their mouth. So Seinfeld, this was from last season. Friends line up for Orin Against George. As he argues with a stranger over a dream parking space for Jerry's borrowed and damaged car. This is a pretty decent episode. - That sounds like a good episode. - Yeah, I probably would have gone with that one. 8.30 would you go with? - Well, 30. I felt like the only option was like coach. - Oh, you pecked coach over mad about you? - I didn't like mad about you. I don't like relationship things. - Oh, really? It's a very fun, funny show. Helen Hunt's very charming. I like Paul. - I never found Helen Hunt to be charming. - You don't like Helen Hunt? - And I didn't like Paul Reiser. - Paul Reiser, yeah. - I didn't care for him. - So, but he wrote the theme song. Bloom, boom. Tell me why. - I love it like I do. - I do. - Tell me. - I forgot all that. - News of his ex-girlfriend sends shivers of excitement through Paul, followed by guilt over the excitement, followed by blithering idiocy after inviting Jamie to meet her. - Well, I don't even need to say the show now. I just described the whole show. - And why would you invite someone to meet your ex-girlfriend? - That's a bad idea. - Coach, you know what? If you watched Home Improvement, you deserve to watch Coach After. - No, I agree. - It's an hour of punishment. - It is. It is. I agree. - If you're a Catholic, that is the reason why you watched Coach and Home Improvement back-to-back because you felt like you deserved it. Hayden has to act the part when he becomes a business society's father of the year, but has trouble getting failed theater actress Kelly to play along. - Wait, he was gonna have so many fake to be his wife. - Yes, which happens to Succums all the time. It happened to me, somebody offered to pay me through my Merrill in Monroe. It was amazing. - So, you went on pro stations for birthdays and all kinds of things. - Right, all kinds of things. Singing telegrams and stuff, that's pretty common. But I got this one and they were just looking for me as an actress. They wanted me to dress normally and go to this guy's house with them and a couple other couples. It was like gonna be five other people and they wanted me to pretend to be somebody's wife. - That's super creepy. - And they wanted to give me $500 to do it. And I just, I thought about it for a while because I'm thinking, God. - I'm in a box, not bad. - Right. But I was saying, try to figure out any way that this could not be connected to the sex slave trader. Anyway, this is for a good purpose, so this could end well. - Yeah, what kind of person brings a fake wife somewhere? Like what? - And not just any fake wife. You want a Maryland impersonator. You're not just trying to get your friend Susie to play her wife. - That's right. - You're just like, hey, look at this lawn memo. - Check this out. - Huh? - And I'd be afraid they'd just toss me over their shoulder and carry me upstairs. Well, she said she was his wife. - Shader up. - She's fine. He's her property now. - Yeah. What if it was like that? And then a couple dudes that offer their friends with, oh, I'll go and be your bodyguard, I'll park outside. It's like by the time you've realized I'm out the back. Yeah. It's hard too late. - You've been chloroformed and put in a van. - And then I'm thinking, God, it'd probably be fine for like a month until my roots grew in. - Yeah. And then he's like, you're not a real blonde. - You're not a real blonde. - It's a breach of contract. - Yeah, I'm not going to kill you. - What did he say? So did you just write back and be like, I didn't write back. - I didn't write back. Why won't you? - No, and I was the only one according to, because it was the gig salad. - Yeah. - That's through the gig salad. It was the only one apparently that he contacted for this. - Okay. So you don't think, because I was going to ask you, do you think someone ended up doing it? - I don't think so because it was a last minute thing. He wanted it like that night. - I bet he did. - Yeah. That night, can you come tonight, dress normally, $500 and you're going to pretend to be somebody's wife. And he said for like an hour. And that's like-- - It'd be funny if he was like, well, it crawls off the marron impersonator. Let's go to the maybe van door and impersonators and now that-- - No, still be guys. - Maybe you could get an Elvis. - Do you ever gotten people who are like, I don't want it to do Marilyn. I want you to do Jane Mansfield or like maybe. - No, I wish they would. It's all the same thing. - Yeah. It's pretty much. And they don't care. - They're blonde hair boobs. They don't look at your face. I don't know. - It works. Perfect. So Thursday night at seven o'clock, what'd you go with? Now this is New Year's Eve. - New Year's Eve. Yes. Now I would like to note that friggin King Orange Jamboree parade is on all the channels. King Orange Jamboree Parade, a thing I have never heard. - No idea. It's something sports. It's something football related because earlier they were talking about all the football they were doing. - Yes. - Which I don't understand on New Year's Eve. - So this says a world of fun is the theme of the 59th annual parade in Miami hosted by Joe Nameth and Faith Daniels. The event also includes Grand Marshal Muhammad Ali, appearances by Chubby Cheka, Cheka. Wow. Why did I get a Boston on that? Chubby Cheka. Chubby Cheka. Miss America. 1993 Leons. - Chubby Cheka is on. - Chubby Cheka stole my click up and then he stole my hat. He's performing at a diner in New Hampshire at lunch time this month. You can go see him at like noon on a Wednesday and get an autograph. - Are we gonna go? - We should go, yeah. It's the roundabout diner. It's good, good food. And singer Shanice of I Love You, a Smile. - Oh. - Yeah, I don't know if I were to watch that. Is that what we were going to watch? - No, I wouldn't have watched that. That's not awful. So the only thing else was on was like the Simpsons and like Martin. It was like the Fox line up. There was a lot running it. - There was a movie on. - What was the movie? - A rich and proud movie called Moving, which I saw in the theater. It's a great movie. Morris Day is in it. - And with the timer just all. - Just him. He plays a sleazy guy. - Just saying. Of course he plays a guy. - And he plays Stacy Dash in it. - What's Stacy Dash in? - Stacy Dash was in Clueless. - Oh, what? Okay, yep. - She plays Richard Pryor's daughter, Randy Quaids in this movie. King Kong, Bundy. - Randy Quaids having some trouble right now. - He's putting some trouble for quite a while. He's speaking of conspiracy theory. - He's suing his bail bonds. - Yeah. He's seeking asylum in Canada. - I hope he gets it. - Yeah. That's a tough one. - I had a country. I'd let him in. - You just just Randy or Randy Quaid? - His wife can come to it. - And their dogs. - I think he's into that sovereign. - Yes. - I think he's into that sovereign citizen kind of thing where you're like, "Your laws don't apply to me." I think that's the pit he fell into. - Well, I love it because I just watched last night Jackie Brown was on, so I was watching men and it's the bail bonds men. And he's suing it. So, Randy Quaids suing his bail bonds because he claims he did not ask to be bailed out of jail. And I've seen that defense many times in Judge Judy. I have to tell you it does not work. - One of my favorite Judge Judy's, which I watch whenever I can. - I watch whenever I can. And with someone who fell for one of those Nigerian prints kind of spamming-- - Did they get the Nigerian prints in there? - It wasn't Nigerian prints. This one was this girl from Africa's a model and she needs money to come over but gave me a little, whatever or something like that. And the case was that her friend cashed the check for her because she didn't have a bank account. And so she was like, "She owes me the money. The check balance, she owes me the money." And she's like, "I don't know you the money. Nairobi owes you the money." Or whatever this girl's name, and then Judge Judy goes, "It's not a real person, man. Do you understand? Do you understand? That's not a real person?" - And the lady still didn't get it. She really thought that this was not a scam. So I would have gone with that, but you went with The Simpsons and at 730 was Martin. The show that I never really liked, although this episode sounds intriguing, on Halloween, I'll do a Halloween episode on New Year's Eve, Martin and his friends gather at his house to tell ghost stories, but when they hold the seance, they all end up scared silly. And what would have been great is if every episode from then on in on Martin, if their house was haunted, like, did you brought something in to this world? - Something not of this world is here, Martin. - Yeah. - And it was like the Poltergeist show with Shenanay. - Have you ever gone to a seance or like a psychic or anything like that? - I went to one of those Crossing Over type shows. - Oh, John Edwards? - Yeah. - Someone here or someone died whose name became the letter? - It was like that. It was like that. I was kind of hoping for a little bit more. I was like, "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over there?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" "Is there an Edna over here?" And sometimes they were just creepy kids, but most of them were Judith Light.