The Bank Bros Show
109: Deep in the Heart of Tetas
Yo, yo, crazy as shit, bro. So yo, so my parlay might hit. So I took the Pacer's money line over the bucks tonight. Pacer's are down three. Tyree's hella button hits a fade away three. It's fouled. Makes the shot. Oh, there's there's like just a few two. I don't know how many seconds, really. Maybe maybe one point something, but yeah, the bucks are challenging the call right now. I pray to God, it stands in the Pacer's wind. Obviously, I'm not watching right now because you know, I'm on the show, but God damn. You got money on the line. I understand money on the line on that game. I got money on the line. I had money online on every game today. Okay, parlay is about to hit. Yeah. The Brooklyn Nets cover that 14 and a half pistons cover that 14 and a half. The pelicans are covering the seven that they're given right now. They're leading the Clippers actually, which is pretty crazy. Zion's returns down is looking really good. I must say interesting, interesting. And yeah, just waiting for the Pacers to hopefully not get Vegas because you know, that's exactly how it would end to you. Actually, we're going to overturn this call and it's an offensive foul. Janice will be shooting two free throws. Sorry about that. And then you'll get the camera when they say that shit. Just like, yeah, fuck your parlay. Exactly. We're rooting for you, man. I get that money. I get that bag. Oh, man, I'll have it on the side. Just chilling here. Just I'll update y'all. Well, no, if you get real sad or real happy in just a few minutes here, you know, I've learned not to let betting mess with my emotions because I can't control what the players do. I can't control what the refs call. I can only predict it. And that's what I'm pretty much doing. I'm predicting what's going to happen. And so if I guess right, I guess right, if I guess wrong, I guess wrong, it is what it is. It's a refreshing take. I wish I shared the same kind of restraint when it comes to gambling. So I just don't do it unless I'm in a casino. That's really it. That's fair, man. I don't blame you one bit. But you know what, I noticed my lighting is a little off and I don't have my liquor with me. So I'm going to fix my light, grab my look. I'll be right back. All right. You can go ahead and talk to the people. I'll still be able to hear you. You might be able to hear me. I mean, I probably could. I'm gonna tell the people what I got to say just from the last few days here. And I haven't done a public service announcement in a long time. So we won't call it this, but just a pet peeve of mine was at the dentist office last week. Just, you know, I get a little dental anxiety here and there was waiting for my appointment. And there's a woman at the end of the roll of seats that I'm sitting in. And she's not elderly, but definitely, you know, 50s or 60s or so. And she's sitting there on her phone. And for some reason, I'm like, just minding my business. And then all of a sudden I start hearing her fucking phone, the whatever YouTube she's playing is blaring loud. And then she gets a phone call and she don't speak her phone the whole time. Keep in mind, this is a small dental clinic and we're just sitting in the lobby. It's just her and myself. My kids were in their dental appointments already. So I'm just sitting there minding my business in the quiet. And this girl was having a full blown speaker conversation on her phone and then goes right into a max volume YouTube clip or a TikTok. I have no idea. But if I was going to have a PSA, it would be something remotely similar to this. Don't be that person invading everyone's fucking ear space. I'm so sick of people not having boundaries and shit. I don't want to hear your weak ass YouTube video. I don't care what you're watching, but I shouldn't have to hear it. Have you think I'm the problem because I didn't bring earbuds with me in a dental office? No, you're the problem. Respect other people's fucking values. Take the shit outside. You just have to hear that max volume. I don't need to hear all that. It's not my business. Keep your YouTube's and your speaker phone conversations to yourself. Please and thank you. Welcome back. What'd you pour up? I actually poured up my favorite that Brown Brown. But you know, I was I was listening to your story and I completely concurred. Motherfuckers need to stop being nosy and start nosing their own mind in their own business. Exactly. Part one, part two, second part of that means doing that your fucking selves. Right. I'm just like, I'm sitting there. I'm looking around like, are you gonna turn that down at all? No, we all just get to share in whatever the hell you're listening to. Cool, cool, cool, cool. And guy wasn't anything like inappropriate because then I would say something. But ever since I started working from home, I swear I list tolerance for bullshit and for people. So like, we had a gorgeous day. Yesterday was what? 67 degrees out of nowhere. And I was like, whoa, beautiful. Most people like me, we put the shorts on and turn the grill on. You know, fuck it. But at the very least, I was like, well, let's take the dog for a walk. Let's get the kids on the roller blades. You know, it's a beautiful day. Let's go enjoy it. So we're walking around our block, give the dog some exercise. And then Sully is on his roller blades. You know, maybe a few feet ahead of us and Sydney's behind with me with the dog. And out of nowhere, we're like turning a corner and this gigantic fucking black, it has to be a black massive or something. Just a huge dog comes running out and Sully and I'm like, whoa. And it's like barking at us and stuff. Clearly was eyeing us up for a while, this toast is out there with us. But like, it's barking at Sully and I'm over there like, okay, just call them down. Don't react or panic or run or anything. Not to mention you're on roller blades. So you're not going anywhere. Um, because we're going, we're going uphill as it happens too. So I'm just like, you know, don't panic, but I'm getting kind of big and toast to start. I'm trying to keep toast back from going after this dog and shit. And this dog has no leash on. No, nothing. Where's like, Whoa, what the fuck? So we're standing there and I'm looking around like, who's dog is this? And a woman comes down to the house and it's just like, not saying much. And I'm looking at her like, okay, your dog is like cornering us right now. And you're clearly like a third, the size of the fucking Saint Bernard, you fucking decided to bring it to this neighborhood. And so she's like, trying, I guess is the word to corral the dog back into the house. Again, no leash, no visible fence. So it's just roaming the fuck around. And I'm just like, standing there with my family, like trying not to snap. I'm trying my hardest not to get on TMZ, not to be, you know, that n word, you know, keep my cool in front of the kids and shit. But this girl was pissing me off because this dog was not listening to her. So he's just like, not even saying anything, just trying to like maneuver it back to the house from like 10 feet away. And it's just walking in the street, walking to the neighbor's house, they have kids outside in the neighbor's house, it's walking up to the kids and growling and shit. And I was like, Holy shit, like, are you gonna, I started saying, like, are you gonna get your dog or what? Like, and she's like ignoring me just oblivious. And I'm like, what the fuck? So I just got to get the kids and like, corral them up the street to back to our house safely. But like people these days, again, boundaries with your phones and your dogs, mind your own business and keep your fucking dog leashed up, at least put it on a fucking spike in the front yard or something. But just really nilly people have lost their fucking minds. This is exactly why I just can't do it. I don't know how you do it, man. I would have ended her. I would have offered. It's a lot of patience. It's a lot of setting an example. Trust me, if this is me like 20 years ago, maybe different story. But man, like I'm too old to be ended up in jail because someone's dog, bro. Yo, how do you not have control of your own dog? That I don't know. Clearly, the dog is the man of the house, clearly, from the look of the woman. Cause I'm like, this is a tiny, tiny woman and a very large dog who she could not have care what that woman was saying. She's like, I'm gonna do my own thing. I'm not going home. Fuck this. And I'd be just like that dog. Exactly. So that was, it was fine. It was fine. We rallied for the rest of the, the nice day. And that's why I started sending you videos and even on, yeah, Sunday out, you know, trying to watch basketball and the kids want to play video games and stuff. So I do want to show you one more video. I sent you one that you watch. There's another one that you haven't watched from the series. But for, since I wasn't talking to the audience at the point, I've been bringing my kids into the martial arts realm lately. They've been asking, I've been waiting till they're a little old enough because some of those older martial arts movies and things are a little, you know, not so PG. So it has been nice. They have now seen, you know, the last dragon, they've seen three ninjas, one and two. Now, Sully has seen sidekicks, which is a very underrated karate kit knockoff starring Chuck Norris. So he has been just on a tear of martial arts. So naturally, I figured, you know, they're both gamers. Introducing the fighting games. It's about the time I got into, you know, Mortal Kombat back in my day. So I think it was time and, you know, Sizz got aggression she can probably deal with too. And I was like, cool, let's see what they can do. So that's what that kind of led to was me showing them a ropes on a few basics, but let them know kind of just figure it out on their own. And Sully went down to the basement and played his VR for a little bit. And for a sit, I looked at her and I said, you know, he's in the basement playing VR. That's like an hour in the lab. You can get in Street Fighter six to say. I got it. So apart, you got to egg it on. I was like, you know, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to let him play too. But if you want to get a leg up and show him some, and you know, she, she'll relish that fucking chance. So she got a good hour of practice before he came up to start playing. And that's why I showed you that video and they got real intense out of nowhere. But there's a rubber match because Sully won one Sydney whoop, don't show him the first game. Oh my God. He was like, how do you kick? She's over there doing combos and shit. So I was, I was pretty proud. I'm not going to lie about that. But there is a rubber match. I mean, I loved it. You know, I got to show you the rubber match though. One apiece. They had to fight. And I have the video ready for your analysis because it was pretty incredible. Let's get it. Here we go. Here we go. At the foster residence. Yes, it will be me in the background trying to be a DJ, like it's NBA street volume three. No mercy versus Cammy. Yes. She is a big Cammy person. He got in the rear real quick. So like, that was kind of their natural characters. But here we go. Jab, jab. Oh, oh. See that corkscrew kick, man. She just nailed. Oh, oh, oh. Jesus. She hit him with the. Oh, it's like a swing around her grab DDT combo. I don't know if that was that. Let's say that. Oh, that's a Wonder Boy combo. Literally. Yeah. Pause, but man. Yeah. Well, that corkscrew. Yeah. Natural ability. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She finds she finds a couple moves and she she does the couple moves. Right. The timing is really good. Oh, my God. It's really good. Oh, they're blocked. But then he started learning how to block. Oh, oh, my goodness. Oh, counter. Oh, my God. Good. Oh, my God. Racking. Something silly. I came back. Give it up. There we go. Oh, oh, round house. Ooh, round house eating those kicks, bro. Oh, I can think of you. Oh, there you go, Sully. Oh, my God. One one. One with the comeback win with the comeback win. Final round. Nice. Oh, first blood first. Oh, okay. Oh, she was still getting them. Oh, that corkscrew again. Oh, oh, jab, jab. Really good at that. Oh, oh, jab, jab. Oh, see, he's following it up. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that big boot. Big boot and jab combination wins it. Oh, man, he got redemption. But oh, my goodness, man, me sitting there, just like watching all that. I'm like, I was taking back like 30 years. It was crazy, because I knew versus you. And pretty much, right? Like, oh, my God, I went a couple rounds with her too. And I mean, I had to show her a few things, you know, take it easy on her a little bit. But yeah, man, I think this natural ability, I might kind of tap into this little bit. I feel like, like a stage mom, like a dance mom, almost. I'm like, dude, I could train her. Like, this is a fucking tournaments. Make some cash. Full Mr. Miyagi with this chick. But I think, I think we got a hidden talent in the fighting game. She has a good feel for combos already. So that's something Sully doesn't have you could tell. Exactly. You could tell, because it's like those two jabs land. And if he just like launches some type of fucking Hadoogan or fucking char youkin or something off of those two jazz, then we're talking. Exactly. That's all he has to add. Yeah, it's not much on that character. But with Cam, yeah, I'm like, that's a complicated character for me doing all these damn combos with the fuck. Yeah, very complex. Think of some untapped aggression that we can make. Oh, you you think maybe a little bit aggression, maybe a little bit. Every time I'm over, she I don't know, she just wants to throw hands. Yes, exactly. Just something about you just wants to punch in the face. So whatever that is, I can harness that and make her into a threat. And I don't mean just video games. This has a woman. She'll be able to punch someone in the face with and ask questions later. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Like that. We're learning real lessons here, folks. Well, I mean, that's easy for me to transition into everyone's favorite moment of the show now, because it's brand new. And that is my tick of the week. Time to make someone 1% more famous. It's the tick of the week. And this one's fun because I have a two part tick of the week. Whoa. This one is from Darth Amen. And what he's explaining to us are the new hats that were designed by Major League Baseball. And the designs are hilarious. And we're going to review some of those. So listen up. League Baseball came out with these new overlap hats where the primary logo is overlapping over the name in the background. The example here is the Cubs hat. You see as the primary logo that cubs see overlaps over this in Chicago. And it looks perfect. And I can't imagine how it would work perfectly for every other team. Let's start with the Texas Rangers. They've got their Texas team primary logo right over the X in Texas, giving us data. You're so enthusiastic. Seattle's big ass S overlaps over the middle of massive massive massive. Here we have their primary logo the age. Yo, we won that crystal. I mean Chris Rockland. Massive. Hey, man, I got the masses. Would you my master? They have their primary logo the age over the middle of Astros, giving us assholes. Assholes. We're standing around. Think of popping each other there. So we're not paying a pop at each other's assholes. Classic movie. Annalies. And now there's more because somebody else named Foolish Bailey decided to look at most of the hass that came out. So we're going to review more of those. Assholes. Assholes. Annalies. A fastest. A fastest. Masters. Mass taitos. Taitos. Squeeze. Socks ago. Socks ago. Socks ago. Joachians. The Deut. The Deut. Rock souls. Twitons. Twitons. Twitons. Oles. Oles. Bobo. Bobo. Yannies. Oles. The Blies. The Brays. The Brayses. Mimi's. New New York. Oh. Oh. He's. The Phippies. Not walls. No walls. Kago. Sincaddy. Sincaddy. Sincaddy. Sincaddy. Burs. Step Burs. What is that? Burs. Carcels. Carcels. Ariana. Ariana. Volcrano Rawries. No wires. Oh my God. Pastes. Pastes. San Francisco. Who approved these? Who approved these? I don't know why the MLB always has the weakest and most gimmicky-ous apparel. I don't get it. Didn't you have those pants one time? Yes. We talked about on the show where they had the baseball pants and they went through I think phonetics and there was like three like shades to transparent and you can literally see their jockstrap. The jockstrap and more if they were a jackstrap. You can see the whole fucking kiddin kaboodle down there. So MLB is just oh my God. But funny enough I would totally buy a tatas hat. Except it's blue and red. I can't pull blue right off but people have actually wanted that hat. MLB already pulled the tatas hat off their store. See they're smart. Okay. You know I give them that. They got some balls for trying this shit and they're smart because they realize this shit ain't gonna work ever. Or they're stupid because the tatas hat was gonna be the one that sold more than any other hat they had. Who wasn't gonna buy that? Everybody wanted that hat. I looked at all the comments they're like yeah definitely would have rocked the tatas hat. Come on man. As soon as you saw that you should have bought it because that's a collector's item now. If you have one sell that for 300% mark up now. Fuckin state us. Texas state us. And with that let's get this tatas on the road shall we? Hey yo Kalina. I'm on my lunch break. Get your dumbass out here and cue the fucking music. Where we're headed? No one knows. But if you need some friends. Don't rely on the fuck words. Welcome to the bank bros show. My name is siege like guys rizzy back again with another episode. Now for those of you who are gonna call me out for saying last week in the last episode saying oh this one's gonna be our second year anniversary episode gonna be last special stuff we're gonna do and I'm not gonna tell you what it is. We decided to hold off about a week on that one folks because sports comes first on this show pause anyway so a lot has occurred in the last 48 hours that have caused us to completely change course and what this episode was going to be and we got to get all into it plus we got UFC on the docket as well that we got to talk about so all of that being said stay with us for next week to your anniversary will come up very special lots in store for you we're not gonna tell you what it is still oh stick with us because we got shit poured up already let's talk about the UFC you were saying it was more of a mid show how did you feel about the whole show in general I would I would stand by it was exactly what I expected it to be nothing over the top not trash not great somewhere in between like a six and an eight I think that's fair predictable doesn't always mean like bad but yeah you know we got we got a handful of finishes we got we got some pretty good decision fights and um yeah I thought it was a solid pay-per-view outing for the USC yeah I agree so let's get into the results here because there are a lot of them but we can start with King Green and Mauricio Rufy how did it all go down sir man this one ended pretty quick man Rufy came out and he noticed right away with the hands down he's gonna react too slow for these kicks caught him with that uh spinning axe kick I think it was yeah and uh yeah folded him ended it that was it two minutes into the first I think it was good lord like it was nasty I think it was like uh yeah you tagged him with that right hand and he kind of like a set up like that fake lead hook and then that spinning kick just King Green was faced down the fucking mat boom bubbles he's it did not look pretty man that was vicious nasty nasty work so yeah that was a nice win for one of these fighting nerds that are just taking the UFC by storm but Rufy is talented my goodness um I can't remember what the fuck round we said he was gonna win in yeah I forgot what round I said right but we I said finished I forgot a few said finished I'm pretty sure I said finished too so yeah lights out for King Green my god uh next up Amanda Lamos and Yasmee Lucinda this one I thought Lamos uh coming off of her last fight in which she lost and she looked pretty sluggish uh she controlled this entire fight uh she took control of the center of the octagon she I thought landed the more significant shots uh meaning the more powerful damage-reflecting shots and also she surprisingly dominated on the ground in control time yes um and she dominated her way to a decision win like we said exactly yeah and Lucinda for all rights did try to come back in the third made an effort of it but I agree I we I was saying the experience was gonna be the factor here I think Amanda really proved that experience really paid off here definitely controlled the ground which I didn't see coming but for the first two rounds yeah just grinded her out that was about it that's all she had to do so yeah oh and that ho hum but well earned win but well earned well earned but we'll see what's next for for Lamos because she's right back in the mix now so right yeah the thing is now I think for her in that division since she's already like that in that latter half of that top five yeah uh it's gonna be the uh number one contender fight maybe I can see it and then maybe a title fight if she wins but we'll see yeah we'll see if I can because she's a big enough name where I think she can definitely get right back into a title shot so it's yeah it wouldn't be out of the question at all and she's exciting enough she does have knockout power and she she doesn't mind standing up in throwing hands yeah I'm looking at the top five now outside of way Lee but I mean y'all should not and Tatiana Suarez just get on drage you know uh isn't she out on for the fight soon I believe she is yeah she's number one ranked and what's her next fight her last fight was in November she she I know she's fighting soon she I think she might be like April 12th yes she's she's headliner right 314 against uh oh here we go yonder your oboe so that's like three and four right there yeah ooh that's fire right there mm-hmm yeah yeah that's I'm sorry that's uh one and three fighting so yeah that's the number one contender fight right there so that would be kind of crazy yeah and Lamos is Lamos is four right she's five but that's I don't know if that's been updated yet uh actually it is she stayed at five because Lucinda went down one that's where the loss oh okay okay okay that's fair yeah top five I'll take that yeah this next fight yeah Ignacio Baharone des and Jalen Turner man this fight uh well this is what we learned after the fight and I think this had a lot to deal with this affected how the fight went I should say uh so we learned after the fight maybe even there might have been rumors before the fight that Jalen Turner has been contemplating retirement before he signed this fight against a very dangerous Baharone des so that being said Baharone's went in there uh with a mission and it was the get him out of their ASAP whether it was with the hands or grappling jujitsu whatever the case would get him out of their ASAP and I think right away Baharone's knew the easiest way to victory would be by submission because Jalen Turner has power yes um and I think Jalen Turner um earned that respect right away from Baharone des and Baharone des got him to the ground locked in that triangle and it was pretty much over uh it locked up pretty deep and Jalen Turner didn't have anything else to do but the tap or else was going that night uh but but yeah uh that being said Jalen Turner I hope he doesn't retire because I think he has so much left in the tank he's not even 30 yet that's true I think tough losses though tough losses uh and to his defense against some pretty talented fighters yeah big names pretty big names and I don't know if I mentioned it before but I mentioned it again I think it's best for him to move up to 170 mm I could see that I think the frame for it he's that's what I'm saying he definitely has a frame he'll be cutting a lot less weight and from what I have seen and what from I have heard about how uh how big he is outside of camp or yeah nice uh like he's almost the size of Hamzachi Mayaf I saw a picture of them training together and he's definitely taller and he looked almost as as wide as bulky so I don't know man maybe he needs to move up maybe he'll find better success at 170 but down I would hate if he were to retire as a fan yeah it's still a young career 14 and 9 I mean that's mostly what's looking started at that point so oh uh what's his name uh uh uh Charles Olavera lost I don't know how many fights to begin his career so many so many fights and now no one wants to fight him no one wants to fuck though I mean it's the effort it's the training it's the work it's the opponent too styles make fights like you said this one yeah if your head isn't on 100% you going to knock to god against someone like a bomb on days you're getting finished you're getting finished like we've seen it so many times sorry like and I like bomb on days because you and I were talking about this fight like someone's getting knocked out someone's getting knocked out bomb on this is like we just switched the game playing up and like you said I like that he recognized it and just said triangle on the ground he had a quick too quick quick but that was something where he you thought you knew his game going into this he's showing you he's got versatility for days oh yeah because he was known as a knockout artist exactly now now he's an all-rounder and that's a different problem so he's gonna be rising up the ranks I think Bob Moniz is a name to really keep an eye on because I was yeah it was short but I was mighty impressed oh yeah because like you I mean you mentioned it he has the frame he's also tall as shit six three yes yes uh striking has the power showing he's he can grapple man he he's gonna be a problem at least a vision I would love for him to fight like a Dan Hooker it's always Dan Hooker that's like always our pick for somebody like oh Dan Hooker would be great for that like because somebody has so many styles he's so great then or like a dust and porrier oh shit I still think porrier and that's jail in turn of the workout oh no I was talking about uh Bob Moniz oh thank god okay I was like no no no yeah Bob Moniz oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be great I'd like that a lot yes uh more of those give me more of those fights uh this next fight was an interesting one Justin Gaechee and Rafael Fiziv you may tell the fans about that one sir man this one was almost as good as the first fight mm-hmm uh this one was a little more lopsided though now for those of you who don't know Fiziv actually took this fight on short notice because Dan Hooker uh I think he broke his wrist or broke his hand something like that what are you like two weeks notice yeah something like that and it's Dan Hooker he ain't gonna cap about this shit but if he can't fight then something something bad happened lost a foot and shit yeah some shit maybe maybe he might show up still right one leg of the ass kicking country but this fight man I mean you got Fiziv who throws hands will stand in the ring and throw hands more tied champion uh Justin Gaechee does not give a shit ball to the wall all the time but Gaechee came out with and was a little more calculated this fight and you could tell in the first round he wasn't as active he he didn't throw those big chopping leg kicks that he normally throws a start a fight he was really getting his reads on Fiziv um you know him he never moves out the way or tries to dodge a punch he'll just eat that shit so he was sitting there eating punches trading punches with Fiziv and then in the second round something happened where they were in close combat and Justin Gaechee ducks to the to the to his right and he notices something and he kind of more tie hooks with his left hand yeah Raphael Fiziv and Gives Fiziv a taste of his own medicine he was on my nice close range fucking tiger uppercut right on the money right on the jaw I yelled when I saw that shit I was in bed watch that I was like holy shit it was textbook more tie uppercut it was beautiful to watch oh my god picture drop Fiziv only thing that didn't happen was him knocking Fiziv out I was impressed at that point it's like holy shit and I was impressed Fiziv didn't get finished after that yeah like the hell uh so shout out to Fiziv for that shout out to Fiziv for surviving but that really that that ended the fight right there yeah it wasn't a finish but it was a finish yeah it was a statement man uh Justin Gaechee way to bounce back from that knockout win um now if you get a decision win like I always say this is how you get a decision win this is how a decision win should look yes absolutely 100% that uppercut was a Hall of Famer that's how clean it was oh I felt that through my fucking screen so yes because he got that hook on his arm and I mentioned the hook around his neck because I was like yes once I saw that I'm like oh no and he's good night from like seven feet down under just came with a thunder it's like whoa but yes shout Fiziv a lot more game in this fight because like we said last fight I mean I thought Gaechee just beat his ass from pillar to post but this one was more like Fiziv had a game plan he gave him some problems especially with the quick takedowns right from the jump so I oh I forgot about that yeah I think the game plan was a lot crisper for Fiziv they did their homework on Gaechee and I think it really showed because this is a different fighter than you saw before again I had no doubt Gaechee was gonna win this but Fiziv made this a fucking fight he made it into an actual war and even Gaechee there was looking at him like damn he had a number of respect for the man so it was I enjoyed the fight again it wasn't like as lopsided as you know some people had it out to me but like this was just a great scrap and with Gaechee like I said he's still that motherfucker that's all he's throwing he's he never slowed down he never slowed down and that was the Gaechee I still think can be an unjust be the champion not an interim champion and not just be the champion he fights like the way he fights now he's that power he's always game yes he's always ready if you have a person like Gaechee who is a bona fide like fight of the night fight of the week fight of the year contender usually when he comes to the octagon yeah success is going to happen pretty soon so i'm a big fan i love the fight that uppercut will live in my memory forever and man we'll go from there for Gaechee i think contentorship is next for him oh i agree i agree um i don't know well elia said he wants to just fight for the belt i don't know if they're just can i don't know if it's signed yet or what but elia versus Gaechee hmm yes i want to see it let me make the fights i'm telling you man you need to get out some booking i don't know what kind of job but it's always you got that spice when you make your little fights here so i'm like uh uh huh i gotta see it i gotta see it i remember man all the way back to when we first started doing this man i remember i called uh trickis and wittaker yes i remember that shit too um but from there on access is in calling some firefights but we'll see uh we'll see uh the main event was an interesting one light heavyweight championship on the line megamed unclei of taking on alex beheadah and this one again we both have her hair like being the guy almost i can't miss bet explain how this fight went for the folks who didn't watch it man so uh before i get into what happened during the fight i must say unclei is a south paul and alex beheadah historically has had more problems with south pauls i wouldn't say he struggles with them because he's finished uh some high level south pauls in jamal hill and kalil raunterie but he he he has more problems with them and uh it showed again in this fight unclei of what he did first of all he's south paul like i mentioned and what he did was he immediately took the center of the octagon pushed alex back against the cage something alex is not used to normally alex is the one pushing his opponent back towards the cage um but he took the center of the octagon alex pushed alex back towards the defense and then he also controlled the footing and what i mean by that is the outside lead foot battle between a south paul and a orthodox fighter when a fighter whether orthodox or south paul has that outside foot advantage meaning your outside foot your lead foot is outside of their lead foot that leads your back hand your power hand wide open for shot right down the pipe and that also takes away the opposing fighter's lead hand and if you know anything about alex pauls his power is actually in his lead hand it's his left hook and so with alexa life doing that and implementing that in his game plan that really gave him control of this fight and he executed that game plan to a tee uh re-watching this fight i understand and i see and i i know how onkalife won this fight at when this fight first ended i thought alex won um long story short bunch of shit happened alexa caught with some shots alex tried to make a comeback was too late you never split on this a little bit yeah uh to to begin with but then i rewised yeah um but my question is this is what i really want to talk about with this fight because i'm pretty sure this fight's already going to be talked about this is what i want to bring up conversation after the fight if we are going to credit onkalaya for unsuccessfully attempting 12 takedowns mmm are we going to credit alex pajeda for successfully defending all 12 takedowns mmm i think you should what does that happen well are we going to though and you're i want your honest opinion i'll save my thoughts are we going to and why when you say we i want to know specifically do you mean do i count it or should the judges count it i would say obviously it starts with the judges in the ufc first right yeah because once they take that into effect i think it'll trickle down and domino effect to the fans and people like us but if you're well i will say this i'll admit this i'm very biased to strikers i mean you don't get that so when when a striker is over here defending a takedown doesn't allow someone to take them down and at the same time is neutralizing the wrestler's offense because the wrestler's not doing anything exactly um but trying to take him down but he can't take me down yeah so that's all right well i'll answer this way the way i see it yes you absolutely should be counting takedown defenses because it's mixed martial arts if you strike somebody and they block it you're not counting the strike attempts at them you're counting how many times a guy hit period so if someone is a mixed martial artist and they have a wrestling part of that mixed martial art and they are attempting a takedown and you stuff it actively not they slip or something but if you actively are shooting them down and keeping never taking you down i think it should count now looking at the the judges scorecards is at 4748 Onkalayev 4748 Onkalayev 4649 Onkalayev and i go i'm not sure where 4649 came from and that's why i'm a little crazy see that's why i'm like do the judges count that no i think they absolutely should but in this case with pahida yeah he stopped it all but i'm also somebody who number one i hate i loathe the spies when champion shampers are changed our decisions it drives me nuts i know it's part of the game drives me nuts i like seeing a champion either defend it with honor or get knocked the fuck out and die of the sword i love that shit i'm a old warrior with judges you get too much of this bullshit and i go who looked like the better fighter who controlled more of the match this one was so fucking even not because they were just both skilled even but just like pahida was stuffing takedowns they were both getting shots in this was almost down to the fucking wire at this point if it wasn't for maybe a little bit less cage time against the actual cage walls this probably is a different fight but the fact that onkalayev was able to keep pahida like on the cage for a lot of time it's like i don't know if i consider that counting towards a win or not but i'm not a judge so that's the shitty part about it that's why i like i really just knock on the fuck out there should be no question about that that being said with these scores and the way i saw it i think you do rematch right away i think you have to between these two guys you gotta settle this shit first i thought it was pretty evident that he did lose pahida but but as a champion though it's okay but this way i've seen other champions not lose their titles because judges usually don't like giving a title on a decision this closely so yeah did pahida do his best no but do i think he just outright lost i don't know i was very split about it which is why i just like i almost feel like if i was a judge i would have kept the dot on pahida but like maybe do a rematch again or just call it draw and do a rematch but like this one was really fucking close for me no i honestly like that i immediately after watching the fight i thought it was i thought pahida won but after like i said after watching i changed my mind and i i truly believe the onkalive did win anybody in a second review because i've only seen it the one time active and i was like oh man i fucking i think i was just mad that i watched that over the pistons to be honest with you you were salty about that i you know i spit ass fucking car oh man but um like you said onkalive controlled the fight and where onkalive really surprised me was the striking i thought he landed the heavier strikes on pahida and that's what won him to fight in my opinion the failed takedown attempts honestly if he didn't land some of those uh some of those strikes he might have lost right but but he did land those strikes and so that's why i say okay onkalive you did get this win yeah fuck those takedown attempts like i get it's still fighting and at the end of the day that's still control time i understand that um but i actually like we just mentioned i would give more of those points to pahida in defending those takedowns but man immediate rematch right away we need to see this shit yeah i think that's really the only match and you should just look on dana white's face when he was alive everyone he was so fucking mad that fucking gravy train was out the station he saw it leave oh man i'm sorry and again no disrespect to onkalive when it comes to marketable stars there's no comparison balladton it's a superstar those chants in that fucking arena were deafening that dude is one of those and he doesn't even have to say much that's how dope ahead is that's how much respect i have for the man he yeah you know he barely talks he doesn't have to and they market the shit out of that guy so like he says one word that's it and everyone's like yeah i'm on board yeah that that he's the man yeah he's the man he's the man he's the fucking you can that aura the aura speaks volumes so yeah dana white i don't think it's gonna just let his cash cow go without gold for a long period of time here so do not be surprised if we get a rematch with the quickness possibly even this year i wouldn't be surprised oh my god so i didn't i didn't keep track of any of that we were both wrong about pahida so we got to take a shot for that one at least yep um hold up i mean i took uh i actually took janelyn turner too oh that's right you did yeah i i took janelyn turner too um yeah yeah but you know it's crazy i took bahamondas in my parlay hey head your best bet yeah either you drinking or you gambling hey it's all good all right bad here you go here's one oh that was a large shot or more this weekend right oh yes sir yes sir got the wise birthday coming up this weekend so yes it's gonna be a lovely time for all ooh man all right man i got this right yes sir both on chamma chamma what a champ oh i was a huge shot oh my gosh whoo all right that being said let's transition into the the meat and potatoes of the episode because that thing that we were talking about that kept us from doing a two-year anniversary episode this week is nfl free agency period and most people go through this period and say okay it's usually fun christmas morning what kind of presents are you getting for your team who you're signing who you're getting rid of this free agency period has gone off the fucking rails in like 48 hours it's been absolutely crazy there's been so many different transactions and trades and moves and signings and i want to just cover some of it some of your favorites some of the most ridiculous ones some ones you're excited about some ones you hate so whatever you want to talk about in this period is up to you but it's been an insane couple of days the league looks shaken up so let's take a look at some of the transactions and i want you to start before any of the ones you have with a guy who kind of set this whole thing off it miles garret all right man so this one i don't know how to feel about this one because all four dudes getting their money i really am but when you come out and say that you are in a position in your career where you want to win and prioritize winning and you in the organization that's come to the mutual agreement that the organization is not on the same page as you are why are you resigning for more money do you really want to win or was that just part of your negotiating tactics i mean if it was part of your negotiating tactics that's cool but just let that be known like if you really want to win you ain't gonna play for the Cleveland Browns and don't get me wrong miles garret great player like i said always go ahead and get your money but it's just like yo if you're just trying to get paid let's go get paid that's the biggest thing and i don't know what the Browns are doing they keep handing people bags handicapping themselves for the future no one damn well they're just trying to pass up all these leaks in this sinking ship that's been sinking for years and years and years well then easily miles garret was the biggest name to request a fucking trade and he was a talk of the town this entire time of where so many articles where's his best places that he should end up and he's gonna get a ring somewhere and after all these people got signed he just kind of goes hmm you know what maybe it's not so bad in Cleveland if you're not gonna get a ring you might as well get paid in four years and a hundred and sixty million dollars with a hundred and twenty three and a half guaranteed guarantee unbelievable unbelievable so that makes him the highest paid non-quarterback in the league just like that but he's Cleveland's he's Cleveland's guy from here on out and be careful what you wish for bro because you want to go play with a quarterback and now you get Kenny Pickett you want to win you want to win oh you won you you won all right had to a freeze frame on that one but another guy who was in the same boat as miles garret but the name of DK Metcalf what happened with DK dude no okay so DK requested a trade and his ass got sent to Pittsburgh make no mistake he wanted to go somewhere warm he he wanted to go somewhere warm where he could wear those crop tops year-round but I said he got sent to blue collar Pittsburgh with Mike Tomlin and crash out George Pickens whoo I cannot wait for him and George Pickens to throw tantrums on the sidelines yes that's going to be the best shit ever I can't wait and I wonder who's gonna be throwing on the wall buddy you mentioned that because we'll talk about in a second but they are down a quarterback and now they get to decide whether they're going through Sacred Russell Wilson or as all the smoke would have you believe Aaron Rogers is a potential signing for the Pittsburgh Steelers I'm not sure what the difference is between these two men are especially record wise but that's me I personally said about that Pickens thing I I'm I'm praying the Steelers get hard not to see because I will be taught I just want to see the drama between those two they're gonna try to kill each other or they're gonna kill everybody else on the fucking team I want to see it and how Tomlin deals with it all that sounds like a sitcom I need to see that hard knocks fuck everything else give me that one and they're both number 14 who's getting number 14 they got a fight over it probably that's a great question man don't know you would think it's Pickens but it's don't know I think they should maybe fight club maybe underground boxing ring Rocky in Apollo style just no one just watch it the death jam fight for 14 exactly yes just you know settle it the way men used to settle things you know I mean that's all I'm saying mm-hmm my god that's man amazing it's amazing that he ended up there I I don't Aaron Rogers is not the answer there no boy is that a three one eighty for you after Rogers and the Jets last year and you're all bored yeah but yeah I was a bitch what I what they with that week as team put on film yeah uh yeah I uh I always go off film so I don't blame you I don't blame you yeah but speaking of those jets they have a new quarterback and his name is Justin Fields now he is 30 million dollars now we finally get to a point in the show where we can talk about someone doing some good shit all right the New York Jets got rid of some garbage that was fucking up their organization I mean it's been fucked up for a while oh yeah and they brought in someone who is familiar with their franchise offensive player that being Garrett Wilson quarterback Justin Fields from Ohio State played alongside Garrett Wilson from Ohio State you know back when Garrett Wilson was universally considered as the best wide receiver in that draft yeah his quarterback throwing him the ball yeah it was Justin Fields that guy that dude so last year if I'm not mistaken he went five and one as a starter five and one if I'm mistaken I believe you're right uh I forgot how many I think he had 15 total touchdowns if I'm not mistaken and I think he had three four four picks he let's see 1,100 yards average 6.9 at five touchdowns one pick one pick 16 times god damn damn yeah in five touchdowns six bumbles one lost so oh okay so I'm sorry two turnovers 10 touchdowns yes there you go the Jets will be just fine man the and before I before I get off of the Jets real quick I just wanted to say third head coach is Aaron Glenn from the Detroit Lions Aaron Glenn will have this shit turned around headed into the right direction will the Jets be a playoff team next year probably not but I'll tell you this the Jets will be a tough tough 7 and 17 to face the Jets are going to be molded in the same identity as these Detroit Lions they're going to play stylistically almost identical where it's going to be smash my football I'm going to work harder than you and there's nothing you can do about it eventually you're going to dwindle and eventually I'm just going to take control over this fight that's how these Jets are going to play they're going to lean on Justin Fields in the run game in Breeze Hall and they're going to have those big plays from Garrett Wilson every now and then and then on defense you already know they got saw his gardener locking up they got Quinn and Williams that defense is still one of the best in the league that was never the issue for them no ever it was always leadership Aaron Glenn checked that off quarterback play Justin Fields I don't care what anyone says before he even plays a snap for the Jets check that off yeah I definitely feel that feels on the Jets is a much better fit for the future than Rodgers ever was uncle what y'all are trying to do with that fucking team old man washed up Rogers you can't convince me is better than a young prospect who's gotten legs who's showing you he can win because these are our opportunity and then you come in and he's got a great defense already and some offensive weapons you can add to so like it's not a bad situation I know it's the Jets but it's not a bad situation for what Fields brings to the table so I actually really like the move he could have went quite a few places I think the Jets gives him as well as I'm a fan of him it gives him the best opportunity to really finally make a name for himself as a starting quarterback without having to look over his shoulder at somebody so imagine imagine in a couple seasons he brings this team to the playoffs look at that how are we gonna talk about Justin Fields now because he brought the fucking New York Jets to the play I'm just saying hypothetically man this this can do wonders for his career absolutely absolutely and two years 30 million is actually good for what he was going to get for a value for him and that's good for the Jets the Jets can put a nice team around them fix that offensive line do some real good shit absolutely I like it here's something I don't like your favorite team the San Francisco 49ers decided to blow it all up well you don't like that I love that oh did I say I didn't like it I mean I fucking love it because fuck the Niners I'm sick of the Niners y'all made me think y'all gonna be some great fucking dynasty and you blew it but now they've blew it up getting rid of in no particular order Dre Greenlaw Travarius Ward to tell it Noah Hufanga Aaron Banks Jalen Moore and Deebo Samuel and they kept Brock Purdy oh hey they're going to pay him plenty of bucks yes this is to clear up space to pay Purdy long term I know you got McCaffrey what was the problem with the defense you had some studs on that side and you got rid of all of them all of them what's the plan here it's not like you're division got any worse so what's the idea Niners it makes no sense they must really believe in Brock Purdy man man you know as someone who was on the Purdy wagon on I told you I told you you definitely told me but I had to see it for myself to go oh this is this is Fool's Gold this was a kid with the keys of the Ferrari as we like to say I'm a show a lot so yeah this is uh Ryan Fitzpatrick if you will oh don't you say that by Ryan Fitzpatrick that's my boy hey but let's be real him and Brock Curdie they're about on the same level the same level I can't but this magic did it with some fucking pizzazz though man and and that and that just goes to show you how underrated this Patrick was and how overrated Purdy used yeah not wrong at all this magic is my boy forever and always so but I get your point talent wise I mean yeah if you're getting the same guy but I don't see what Purdy has shown you to give you this much belief in him long term so we'll see what this contract extension looks like when he gets down to it but from the names I'm seeing that have been released from this team it is not worth it that window I'm sorry is now closed you sorry and McCabry is my boy and as long as you have McCaffrey you always have a chance don't get it twisted you need the rest of the team some of those defensive players are studs and you the various ward are you kidding me like I don't get it I don't get that strategy and a couple other teams have blown it up this free energy period too that I get to into a second but yeah Niners what the fuck wow another team that decided to blow it up and reports are becoming out about why oh wait wait wait but before before we get off of this we should talk about where Debo went oh go ahead sir so someone thought it was a fantastic idea to give Jaden Daniels some more weapons so the San Francisco 49ers and John Lynch just decided to send Debo Samuel who is a pretty nice offensive weapon uh I would say positionless offensive player in the NFL I would say they decided to ship him for maybe a couple fifth and third round picks to the Washington fucking commanders what are you thinking so now he's playing with Terry McClorn Jaden Daniels Austin Ettler Brian Robinson a rejuvenated Zach Earths oh man look out for the commanders they ain't going nowhere and I'm glad you brought them up because that's what I was going to next not necessarily the commanders but it's got some to do with them the Houston Texans also decided to blow their offensive lineup I want to put a stat out for you real quick folks in case you didn't see the Texans last year their quarterback dynamite CJ Stroud was sacked mmm 52 times in 2024 you got Caleb had a bad exactly 55 two times last year and so through all of that y'all decided to get rid of the one good lineman you had and the Texans traded Laramie Tunsel also to the commanders to protect Jaden Daniels what are you thinking what are you thinking Jaden Daniels is probably doing cartwheels in his garage and airkicks like karate class are you kidding me he went for a second and a fourth rounder for a great offensive lineman then on top of that the Texans they they traded Kenyon green admittedly terrible last year but still consistency to um the Eagles for a and a fifth round pick to the Eagles for a six round pick and CJ Gardner Johnson which okay that's a great pickup but you're still killing your offensive line they also cut Shaq mason from the line too so three of your starting offensive lineman from last year are gone including Tunsel who anybody would want their team I would have loved are you kidding for a second and a fourth that's the he could be an all-pro every year he could be we need a left tackle I would have cried if we got in Tunsel like man Jaden Daniels is going to be cushy next year look I don't bore dangerous than he was this year I don't know if the commanders just went by and they were just knocking on people's door like they were selling Girl Scout cookies and they were like hey yo uh we're trying to win a Super Bowl would you like to help us out a small donation of Laramie Tunsel would help right thank you right now you uh John Langer we're also uh selling Girl Scout cookies and a small donation of Debo Samuel would really help such a small little sample and they're just getting everything they ask for right no resistance at all team friendly trades mid round picks this is like the Eagles in the last couple years with Harry Roseman did the commanders have picks with somebody now because now they're starting to get these pieces they're like no fucking sense in trades but are gonna help them dramatically and they were already damn good last year so y'all can say software something you want I'm gonna knock on wood and hope we don't see it because I want to see more Deans out there slinging it all rock all day so with some protection with some better weapons yeah y'all get better get ready for commanders to be like a legitimate Super Bowl threat hey man I told y'all told y'all about that kid mmm you were right I told you that was your the biggest call you had on the show was how right you were about Jane Daniels that kid everyone doubted you that kid uh man that kid is special but he he got it crazy i'm a believer i was somebody because when you're on my level and you're looking at quarterbacks in the draft you just you get all the hype and you fall for marketing and you you listen to scows he should be listening too so I was somebody who was like I didn't see what you saw at that point but watching him all season I said damn yeah that that that that's what I've been seeing yeah that's why I said yeah that's number one pick like holy shit I even said I even said I would have taken them over C.J. Sprout and that that's saying a lot because C.J. Sprout y'all know how I thought I called him the best quarterback in that draft too fantastic he's fantastic so man man oh man we'll see but I'm glad they're giving him an offensive line giving him some protection because he's gonna need that for his longevity of his career and I bring that up as a seamless transition to the team that I represent the Chicago Bears because speaking of offensive lines if you know anything about the Bears it's the one it's the one thing that we just can't seem to get right no matter what we do don't have we'd never had it when we try to get it it all fell apart the closest thing that's seen to uh can't miss was Kyle Long and that mother couldn't keep his knees on straight like that shit is and that was years ago so like Cody Whiteher see what I'm saying he's already gone still so like but that's the thing it's Cody Whiteher was a center so like the center was like the best thing we had like the new snap of the ball do stuff not not to do it out there no millions to block the blind side no no no just the guy goes here you go that's about it so the Bears are desperately needed that for years and years and I'm not going to put it on Virginia McCasky passing away they're not going to put it on Ben Johnson even or Good Juju or the football gods smiling on us whatever the Bears are finally listening to the fans like we've been begging them to invest in their quarterback and you've been telling us that Caleb's the guy and he told us that Justin feels as the guy and he told us that every other person's come through here's the guy but you never protect him they're finally protecting him the Bears went ahead and traded a six round pick for Jonah Jackson from the Rams cool solid piece well I say you know him from Detroit solid piece when he's healthy great player when he's not kind of sucks but it's still miles ahead of what the Bears had cool that was one he was more of a left guard he'll slip over the right guard he can do both not a big deal but then then the Bears made another deal and they sent a fourth rounder next year 2026 Joe Funi oh whoa is now a Chicago Bear I said are you are you kidding me y'all can say what you want about his age that man's still one of the best in the league to this day multiple Super Bowls that guy is protecting my quarterback now all pro all pro bro bowler are you kidding me that guy is fantastic so some protection there some protection but the Bears weren't done then they looked at Atlanta and said you know what you guys have a great center up and coming but a name of Drew Dolman we would like to have him to sign Drew Dolman as well so out of nowhere the interior offensive line is now set with actual talent not the giant craters that we had last year you were not so running backs to run through no no for how many coles did we see one two three four five of them get right past the line oh Ziya Franklin was all over the black field just making a living nightmare happen because of our Swiss cheese offensive line those days are done now that being said we did other things on defense too we signed Grady Jared love that guy again a little bit older but you know what veteran presence leadership that guy was the face of the Falcons defense for the last decade like we need leadership on that line to teach the young cats get them up the speed get what we need from them not to mention the fact that Jared can still play like a dog so he brings a lot to that room and then Dio Dengbo from the Colts up and coming another edge rusher that can definitely help us now again they paid him a little more for his stature but he's got loads of potential he was like one of the best rushers on that defense for the Colts so like yeah we're getting the protections we need the people on these defensive packages that we're going to need the person now is going to be a lot better especially under a Dennis Allen led defending defensive scheme so I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do with that but make no mistake about it folks a lot of the Bears fans out there are saying oh well we got everything we need we can go best player available in the draft now at number 10 and I said stop it stop it all the ashen jaunty shit I trust me I get it having a running back of that caliber with this offensive line and Ben Johnson at the helm we know loves that sonic and knuckles pairing yeah jaunty and swift would be a a very fun watch every sunday I'm not going to lie I had the same notion last year in the draft when we looked at old dunes and I said that's a sexy pick we don't need the sexy picks chicago we need actual depth we need actual trenches because we're dying on the lines here I don't care who we signed this offseason if y'all don't pick a lineman at number 10 your fools fools Joe Thuney's great he's also in his 30s okay he's not a long-term solution he's got plenty of football left he's going to do great things for us y'all need to invest in the future and we in my opinion still have a hole in that line and left tackle it's just how it is right now so like darnell right on the right side good solid guy for us Braxton Jones though isn't showing me enough as a depth piece he's a lot better go get me will Campbell from LSU and we'll talk about that in our draft preview again because I'm gonna put my foot down that shit too give me the left tackle I have been dying to have and let's actually make a run for this there's plenty of running backs we can get jaunty is fun and all almost breaking the damn college football rushing record held by the legendary Barry Sanders of course he was he was 27 yards short of that record tremendous athlete however that's a sexy pick we don't I don't want any sexy picks for the Bears I want boring I want Amish just I want you to give us like a D minus I'm gonna hit the line with the number 10 fuck yeah because you know what no salt no salt I want like that tastes of Delaware it's back folks I want the taste of Delaware in this draft don't give me none of that fried chicken bro give me mayonnaise and white milk corn fed beef on that line that's the only thing I give a shit about because if we don't get that this is all for nothing it's all for nothing lineman lineman and they give me another lineman give me three I don't give a check give me three linemen and then make them all rotate I don't care but I want the Great Wall of China in front of Caleb Williams there's no more excuses for that shit there I'm off my soapbox now oh man that's completely fair no that's that's the biggest weakness of the team and does it deceive the Bears improving their offensive line I mean it's got to be very encouraging from the Bears fan Bears fans point of view so it is definitely a good look I mean Joe Thunney he will you know immediate day one impact type of player it definitely does open some things up for the draft and what the Bears could really do yes because what I'm thinking is they stay put at 10 and then they pull some detroit line shit where they're trade back up into the latter half of the first round to get a running back that slid in the draft and that's probably going to be Mr. Ashton Jean T himself man if he fell and we got him that's a different story but at 10 I'm like no no we still have needs we still have other need they're gonna go Bears no one Ben Johnson and just just the history of the detroit lines and where he came from how we drafted Bears will with 10 they'll probably go need like absolute need so whether that's tackle in these or or tackle or corner yeah I can see it if anything they still got to find my test with a partner so like I know we got the Dale guys yeah Dale was is good I don't know if he's brought in to be that guy or a rotational piece I don't know the way he's paying I'm assuming he's a starter and going yeah yeah they're paying him like it yeah but I want more I want the not the 85 Bears defense I was gonna say give me like the 2018 Bears defense when we had Kaleel Mac give me that defense where we just punch everyone in the mouth we can't do any defensive pieces I would still take either of those two over a running back at 10 at 10 yeah I get it I get it yeah of course of course yeah everything else fair game go for it yeah it's a nice feeling to have to yeah no I'm sure man coming for you from where you guys are from man I mean this is night and day exhausting because it's like no longer are you guys getting these redundant free agents who you know are just there to collect the check and not make any type of impact on winning now it's like oh shit Joe Thuney like I was like I know that name you talking about you talking about like the dude that's like 90 overall on Madden yeah like that guy yeah oh oh shit okay oh shit yes we're not getting some do from Yale an eighth round yeah that we're paying 15 to 17 million dollars a year for fucking Western Michigan yes I went there um we'll see again I am I'm happy with who we've gotten but I'm not running laps yet I'm still reserving judgment because it's still the Bears that's so fuck all this up I've seen this movie but these are these are moves a smart organization makes mostly so oh yeah it's we came from a smart one so that's for damn sure uh just some last minute quick hits here before we wrap it up that I wanted to bring up Devontae Adams joining the Rams as Cooper Cup is released what are your thoughts on the new look Rams man that's a W uh obviously that's a that's a big upgrade over Cooper Cup and that's no disrespect to Cooper Cup I just believe Devontae is still one of the best in this league uh I honestly wish that the Rams would have kept Cooper Cup but since they just gave him away for free 99 I guess the lines have to come in there and swoop them up real quick read out and we tear it off yeah okay I guess we just got to do that real quick on our Super Bowl run but anyway um the super broad I I think uh this is a bittersweet move for uh the the Rams because Cooper Cup obviously was beloved was beloved especially in that organization when the Super Bowl from them Triple Crown winner yes all MVP even yes crazy um and to just watch them get I guess you can say given up on yeah because I think for it uh low key it's kind of sad and I really hope he gets picked up by a winning organization whether that be the lines or someone else uh and has a ton of success because I think the Rams did them dirty if I'm being real it feels like it he he's one of those dudes that in my opinion he should have retired around 100 percent I totally agree especially with the relationship he's developed with Matthew Stafford over the years and the relationship he allegedly has with Sean McVeigh yeah you would think he would see better treatment but you know I this is a business and we're seeing it it is it's sad about it because yeah to the relationship he has with the organization in general like just Cooper Cup is LA you know so that just yeah it's the games the game but I was a little salty about that too like damn man but he's somebody I think with that on his feet I don't know where he's gonna go but he's still got plenty to give to this fucking sport so oh yeah oh yeah honestly if you watch their games it's not that he isn't getting opened he's just not getting targets right that they just stopped throwing to him and yeah I don't know why no idea I know Pukin Akur was a stud but the whole point was him and cup like exactly not Demarcus Robinson yeah no that shit drove me nuts like like I think I had a parlay on that day too I was like really there's a Robinson game what the hell uh yeah other people who have been let go from organizations in a long term Tyler Lockett let go from the Seattle Seahawks just right before DK said fuck it I'm out too and then the Seahawks traded Gino Smith to Vegas for a third rounder and everyone was confused and then they signed Sam Darnold for a hundred million dollars how do you feel about those two transactions well uh the Seahawks they've just signed their life away to mediocrity for the next couple seasons yeah they they're had to be a team I just hate it had to be them because they have one of the who I believe is one of the most up and coming stars a wide receiver and Jackson Smith and Jiggba man this is unfortunate for their fan base I'm sorry Seattle that you guys overpaid for her cousin's little brother essentially um man this is a sad sad day for Seattle fans you guys are better off keeping Gino Smith yes he plays ass off for them and if you're gonna move off of them anyway in a couple seasons why not draft somebody let Gino play out you know what I'm saying yeah play out his contract play out his career if you will and then uh hand the reins over but I guess that makes too much sense and we got to blow money on these mediocre quarterbacks and pay them like they're better than what they actually are I guess that's what we're doing a hundred million dollars for Sam Darnold in 2025 and my thing is clearly you're basing this off of the Sam Darnold you just saw you ain't got Justin Jefferson you don't have Jordan Addison and I'm glad you brought that up man because the Sam Darnold we saw week 17 or week 18 I'm sorry and in the playoffs that Sam Darnold how many touchdowns did he generate I'm not even sure if he generated two you're paying for that guy but you have none of the stuff that props Sam Darnold to be a mildly successful quarterback this season so and the most important piece is Kevin O'Connell oh god yeah so I'm sorry I'm not sure what you're paying for here that you didn't already have with Gino who was already familiar with your entire staff and your playbook and the city and I just don't get it I'm not sure what you think doing here but but send out to Gino because he's reunited with Pete Carroll hell yeah go Gino yeah this is no knock on Gino at all Gino got a third rounder this year for his value and y'all have that man dead to rights a few years ago Gino told all y'all he told all y'all he slings it he ain't writing back none of them so I hope in Vegas he slings it and him and Brock Bowers hey who knows that could be a recipe for success Jacobi Myers I'll take it not a bad player at all so I mean he's got something there and you have someone like Tom Brady who wants to funnel money into this fucking organization so shit yeah why not I don't obviously the Raiders aren't gonna be competitive like they're they're not going to be a playoff team for the next few years but no the energy there I it could change man I mean Gino is a highly respected quarterback in this league yes and you know Pete Carroll he's done what he's done he's solidified and he's a Hall of Famer totally Brady's Brady Brady Brady and the only impact that this can have on a team is a positive one so I'm excited to see where they end up same here I've always been I've always had a soft spot for the Raiders I don't know why yeah me too I will lie they remind me a little bit of the pistons yeah just like a lot of heart let us scrap every time I see him play like it's like a rival I'm like damn like Raiders got a little juice yeah get over the hump you know but I've always wait for a fight to happen yeah exactly you know it's it's still weird them being in Vegas and not Oakland but you know just because the vibe but like yeah I don't mind the Raiders at all I got them against them last little quick hit I wanted to put out there it just comes from Connor life say on Twitter fuck you I'm never gonna call it X never ever ever and he put this stat out here that I think is the funniest part that I can end this entire segment and show on the Cowboys have not signed a free agent over six million dollars a year in free agency oh since Greg Hardy in 2015 and the and since that time the salary cap has increased by over 135 million dollars and I'm over here looking at the tracker and I'm saying where the Cowboys doing Brian anger the punter what I was gonna say isn't he a punter he sure is a punter Solomon Thomas where did you dig him up from Solomon Thomas wow you talking about the the dude that the bear said no we'll take Mitchell Trubisky over that guy yep and they both end up in the same place anyway so yeah um again Cowboys fans I'm not sure how you have like a billions near like Jerry Jones who just refuses to invest in that team he got y'all a nice nice stadium who for y'all don't just lose in every year in ridiculous ways and this entire free agency period is blown by all the big names are pretty much gone and Dallas is still Dallas I I almost respect the resolve you're saying no this is our team we don't need anybody else you go down on that ship what's that country left for deck oh man not much time left for a guy who is the most paid in this league I was gonna say but not much time but there's a lot of money it's a lot of money and very little success I'm sorry Cowboys fans it ain't gonna happen anytime soon especially the way y'all sitting there in your hands not signing anybody so you talking about sorry Seattle I'm not sorry Dallas you did it to yourselves nah nobody ever sorry for the Cowboys no good no Cowboys are sorry themselves so y'all y'all just sorry with that sir it is time for the two-minute drill hit it man for the two-minute drill I want obviously I'm got to talk about some basketball man so let's get it after watching this player play in person after watching this player played the last few games that he's played I feel comfortable saying today nuclear yogits he's a top five center to ever play this game nuclear yogits is I can't wait till he retires because he might end up as one of the the best center to ever play this game not one of the best center to ever play this game his skill set is so unique his playmaking his three-point shooting his rebounding the ability to still play in the post as a traditional back to the basket big and still score the ability to literally raise the level of talent around him because if you think about it his best teammate is Jamal Murray Jamal Murray never met an all-star team in his life we need to start putting some respect on the kolayokic's name and I say that because the other day he had a 30-20 game the first in NBA history what the fuck has someone had 30-20-20 have you wouldn't have you heard of that shit not outside of 2k my career never and for a center to do it a center crazy to get 20 assists that means minimum nikolayokic accounted for 70 points minimum because an assist equals two points so counting three pointers he probably accounted for close to 100 points his damn so so we got to put some damn respect on nikolayokic uh old heads if you also complain about big men you're not watching nikolayokic enough put some damn respect on nikolayokic he's already one of the best bigs to ever play I can't even name four bigs better than him and I'll be honest this is this might be my hottest take of all time when it's all said done he'll be better than Shaq oh man I mean shit hey y'all should see his face right now dead serious dead serious no smiles you know me I'd like to laugh no right these days is set back he will be better than Shaq when he retires the way I forgot the man y'all forgot about Shaq that played in Miami how about the one that played in Phoenix how about the one that played in Cleveland how about the one that played in Boston oh y'all forgot about that Shaq oh I didn't I didn't forget that guy he's got the rainbow collection of the jerseys he's worn but yes Shaq was a menace but I agree I mean yoga just god damn man skilled every time I watch him skilled and lazy let's give a shit but he's so skilled it doesn't even matter in person it looks so effortless and in person I will say he's so much more athletic than what the TV shows I promise you in person and I don't know how these scouts did not see any of this you telling me you're a professional scout and you didn't see any of this over in Europe he fell to the second round got drafted during a Taco Buck commercial you didn't see any of this never forget the Taco Buck commercial great you have a job and I don't the great a well-paid job I'll put it on top of that too yeah I do this for free I'll be telling y'all the real for free right and that's exactly why it's for the love of the game it's the same reason why you can see all this content on YouTube Facebook red note and TikTok at the bank bros show because for the love of the game we don't get paid for this shit we try getting sponsors for the first year of the show and nobody said a damn thing so we we said fuck y'all we said fuck y'all we'll do our own it will make them fun and more inventive than y'all ever came up with anyway so look at us now boy we're here two years down the line no sponsors still kicking it for the love of the game and for the love of y'all because the bank bros are in your city here for you as we always are bank on that baby come see 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