Seth MacFarlane + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
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#1 ACS #17 (feat. Seth MacFarlane)
Recorded 03-16-2009 – Release Date 03-17-2009
#2 ACS #2229 (feat. Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop)
Recorded 12-21-2017 – Release Date 12-22-2017
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