Patton Oswalt + Cousin Sal (Carolla Classics)
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#1 ACS #984 (feat. Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2013)
#2 ACS #1233 (feat. Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2014)
#3 ACS #1482 (feat. Patton Oswalt, Gina Grad and Bald Bryan) (2015)
#4 ACS #1728 (feat. Cousin Sal, Gina Grad & Bryan Bishop) (2016)
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