Part 1: Vagina Commercial + Dancing with the Stars Memories (ACS July 26)
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Adam brings in an absurd commercial he saw earlier on TV. Then, Adam talks about an old Dancing With The Stars comedy segment and how unhappy he was with ABC cutting his funniest jokes. After that, Adam plays another unexciting clip from SportsCenter’s Top 10. Next, Adam shares a picture of another Blue Apron box dropped off right in the middle of his driveway. Before the break, the gang chats about the shows ‘Sister Wives’ and ‘The Brady Bunch.’
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