Grumpy Old Mixtape

Episode #175-“He’s Back”

Big Ty returns to Kamala, Trump, Biden, Karl The “Trash Man” Malone, the Olympics, and men who hate themselves.

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Duration:: 57m
Broadcast on:: 31 Jul 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

(upbeat music) (upbeat music) - What up, homie? - Hey, I know we didn't talk about this like last few months or whatever 'cause it was that time of year, but she back outside, bro. Ooh, camera, oh, she back. - Oh, yeah, she back, she back. (laughing) She got a big back, but she back, no. - She back, she back, she back. - She ain't big in the back, but she back. - She back. It's been a couple weeks since we did, since me and you did episode, we got a lot to talk about. - Well, let's do it. On this episode, a grumpy, oh, mixed-ass. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (screaming) - Yes, yes, yeah. (cheering) (cheering) - I would indeed like to welcome y'all to another sort of grumpy old mixed-day pioneer, who's dub eight, and I'm here as always with my guy and yours. The dawn of all dawns. - The incredible. - The incredible, the magnificent. - Love it. - Big tie. - You know, boom. - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Give me any way in the whole entire world, in the universe, in Australia, Sierra, you know, all that shit in the bios, bio-dome, all that shit, but guess what? - What? - You're here with us, man. - And before we get started, make sure you follow us across all social media platforms. That's @grumpyo makes tip across the board, be sure to join Grumpy Old TV on YouTube, and remember to like, rate, subscribe, tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that you are indeed what? Fucking what you got, damn it. Boy, there's another round of applause. - Why, 'cause we just that great? - Yes. - Why not hide his fucking podcast this side of the fucking ice wall? - The ice wall? - Hey, man, what up? - It's talkin' 'bout this, baby, talkin' 'bout? - Hey, whatever's whatever, I don't know. - Oh, man, what's been good on me? - Shit, man. - Shit, man. - Shit, man. - Shit, man. - Yeah, go ahead. - We are the two lock group, I'll catch some while, 'cause we doin' say what we damn well, please, as we hope the mic stands. - Exactly. (laughing) - Exactly. What's been good on me, it's been a couple weeks, bro. - I got damn thing, man. Same old shit. - Same old shit, no. - Different toilet, you know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, well, I did get to do episode, Ms. Virgo, she tryin' to take my spot. - I can't say that. - Tryin' to take my spot. - Yeah, I can't say that, it's like, it's like the people were like, gonna be a mix that got a little soft on the last episode. Damn, yeah, damn. We end up talkin' about parenting. Aw, fuck, man, I'm just sayin' that's what it turned into. - Did y'all have like a scene in there where y'all coulda played? ♪ I believe the children are the few ♪ - No, it was like, she was like, she don't give a fuck about it. ♪ That family doin' when I couldn't play that ♪ ♪ But beauty, they was a ♪ - Couldn'ta done that, but it ended up end up, yeah, it was more of a Virgo to Hell podcast. - Okay, so, I mean, it was good, it was good. But I just, just letting you know you were mixed, man. That's cool, man, because you, it's good to have a transition like that. You know, an old episode that's totally different. - Yeah. - 'Cause when I'm here, it's we raising hell. - We definitely are not-- - We're doin' that. - Not talkin' about good parenting, it's a lot of shit that we probably should be talking about to help the community with not doin' that. - Do we do anything to help the community? - I've never done shit to help the community. I fucked it up before, though. - Oh boy. - Say that shit. - Have I, have I, yeah, definitely do it. - I try to, you know, just better the community through my bullshit, you know what I'm sayin'? Make my fuck a laugh 'cause, you know, that's about all you gonna get from your boy. - I mean, sometimes it's all you can ask for. I mean, Rallow, shit, Rallow do. But, Rallow, nobody here givein' away fucking money and shit. - They givein' away money. - I ain't givein' away nothing, bro. - You ain't givein' away nothing, bro. - Nah. - No free advice. - Nah, I give you advice and shit. Give you some stupid shit, I did the advice, best advice I can get you to get the fuck away from me. But, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah, I feel ya. I try to help through words. - All right, that's right. - That's too, not too far. - Yeah, not too monetary, me, monetary assets. - I understood, not through tangibles. - No tangibles whatsoever. - No tangibles whatsoever. - Not even a sandwich. (laughing) That's fucked up. - Sometimes, hey. - I mean, mother, give me some sandwich money, though. I mean, I ain't give 'em mother fucker sandwich. - You're right. - You're right. - Now, pass the blessings along, right? - All right, man, since we've been gone since we've ain't had a song? - Yeah, I swear when you said that shit, I was like, "Damn, that's a mother song." - Since we've been goin' a lot of things we goin' on. - Okay, you had the attempted assassination on Donald Trump. - The movie? - No, the assassination attempt. - Oh, all right, okay. - Yeah, we talkin' about what you got shot in the ear. - Yeah, mother fucker shot the awful. - Now, that's crazy, he is the only mother fucker that ever try to get, almost got assassinated, got hit in the ear. You know the kinda fuckin' marksmanship, it take, catchin' old ear. - Yeah, but the, he was doin' for the head, but he just went off just to do who shot 'em, man, and I can see why, yeah. - The dude who shot him, I couldn't even see him gettin' to the head. Like, how the fuck does he mappin'? - Yeah, it's rough, but I feel like politics is turning into the WWE. - It's been that way ever since Trump first. - Yeah, but now it's over the top now though. - I don't see it over the top. - Assassinations? - Shit, no, people want 'em dead, bro. - Man, get the fuck outta here. - Come on, bro, people want Trump dead, bro. - No, they had the secret service on the mother fucker. Now, the mother fucker was all around the secret service in the building, the secret service was it. Get the fuck outta here. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. - It's Trump, nobody don't really care. So it's like us watchin' Trump. - No, I mean, mother fuckers, mother fuckers, Trump's a boy that's definitely believe this wholeheartedly happened. - It did happen. - Yeah, it did happen, but it was staged. What made you think it was staged? - Yeah, this shit, man, get the fuck outta here. What made you think it was staged? - Oh, if it was Obama, they got shot in there. - He would've got killed. If it was Obama, who got got him? - I'm tellin' you. - If it was Obama, got shot in there, it wouldn't be staged. - It wouldn't, 'cause niggas don't play like that. Real niggas don't play like that. Like, think about it. Real niggas don't play like that. Like, yeah, what we gonna do is y'all gonna act like, nah, mother fucker, we not, who doin' this shit? - Aw, for Teddy? Aw, fuck, no. No, fuck, no. I'm tellin' you. Real niggas don't play like that. But mother fuckers like Trump do play like that. Trump's a great actor. He's a great businessman. He's turned this whole shit into some other shit now. Yeah, it's some crazy shit now. - It is crazy, but I don't believe none of that shit. And mother fuckers died behind this stupid shit. That's the fuck, the fuck, the fuck. - 'Cause it was real. - The fuck, my part is that mother fuckers are willing to die behind this stupid shit. That's the scary shit. - Amen. - When they pulled Trump off the goddamn stage, first he threw up a hell Hitler sign, which a lot of black people didn't catch. But when he threw up that fucking fist, tellin' you what, niggas around the world was like, hold the fuck up. That nigga just threw up a black power sign. Yes, he did. - They ride with him, man. - He fuckin' with niggas intelligence at this point, because what he tryin' to make you relate to him by being what? - I don't know. - This shit, he became a what? A fuckin' felon? He better, where he became a real mother fucker. - He's a felon? - Almost did the timeline and shit almost. - That was, I mean, he's been found good to these felons. - He's a felon, he's a felon, I mean, it is what it is. - And then through all this, once again, he has Steven A. Smith. You know, he gets on his platform and says, you know, black people relate to Trump now. - But that's real shit. - That ain't real shit, bro. - I'm tellin' you, this is why he doin' all this stupid shit. - It's stupid. - 'Cause he's a felon. And I ain't tryin' to say he's a bad person because he's a felon, I know plenty nice felons. - I do too. - But he's a felon, and now he been shot. What do they sound, do they sound anything like when, before '50s it blew up? - No, I understand. I understand exactly what you're sayin'. But what I'm sayin' is, I'm like, he's doin' that, and I don't think as many people feel like they relate to Trump. - I don't relate to him at all, but-- - Exactly, but I'm not a felon. So, I don't know, and I have a been shot. So maybe motherfuckers who are felons that have been shot, maybe? - I'm not a felon. - You relate to him? - No, I don't really know. - At all? Did you relate to him before? - No, it's Donald Trump, bro. You know where I stand. - Did you relate to Donald Trump before he became a politician? - No. He was cool to put in rap songs. - That's what I'm sayin', he was this fuck. He was cool as hell to put in rap songs. - Were you hitting the rap songs? Like, oh yeah, oh, that's Trump. - Money like Trump. - Oh yeah, he got Trump. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - See, I was cool then, but it's like, now once he starts doin' all this theatrics and everything, he got people like Bubby sayin', he wish he could go back and take his name out of his song. And oh, God, shit, man. It's too late. - The man's playin' a game. He's playin' and he always played it. - Yeah. - He's playin' the fuckin' win. - Yeah, that's it. - At all cost. - He don't give a fuck, boy. - Once he said the one thing and he saw the reaction of the people, he was like, yeah, all right, this is all I gotta say. - Yeah. - And he stepped with the plan. All right, well, shit. - And then I mean-- - All hell Trump. - And the crazy shit we still waitin' for is the definition of black jobs. Wanna see that? I'm tryin' to see what those are, what those look like. 'Cause it's crazy. - I don't know what that is either. - The mother fucker said that-- Then he said that the Masons have taken all the black jobs and some bullshit. They say some fucked up shit, man. - He always say fuck up shit, man. - And we like what hold the fuck up? What kind of jobs you think? (laughing) - We have. (laughing) - You only got the black. You only got the black jobs, man. - 'Cause it don't make it sound like the black jobs is the good ones. The way that you put it. It's like-- - In the context that he used it, it's like this. It's all fucked up because it's Trump. Because he is actually right. He shoulda, he took out the Mexican, he shoulda took out Mexicans and said immigrants. Immigrants are takin' the jobs away from black. That's, it's like-- - I'm mad at this shit. - But it comin' from Trump. 'Cause just recently he said some shit, like who you gonna vote for? The white guy or the black guy? - Which press do you want the white guy? - Oh, he comin' out of the black vote this time, bro. He comin', if he know if he can get part of that black vote, ain't no way he ain't gonna be elected though. - Nah, it is shenanigans. - All he got to do is get part of it. - And like I said when he did this the first time, my whole thing is, all right. If you vote Democrat, just say you for Democrats. If you vote Republican, just say you a Republican. Well, whoever on the ballot for Republican, that's what I vote for. All this shit about Trump can do this, and Trump knows this, don't insult my intelligence. Hella me, that Trump knows how to do anything. - My motherfucker say Trump is our only hope. I heard a motherfucker white dude say Trump is our only hope, say if he don't get elated, then we're surely looking at a civil war. Now, y'all motherfuckers looking at civil, 'cause I would not be participating in that bullshit. Y'all ever seen a civil war movie? Have you seen a civil war movie, dawg? - Aint nothing cool about that shit. - There's nothing good about a civil war movie, and nothing good comes out of civil war. Cannonball's blown dead off, it's not good, bro. - And civil war movies, let me tell you something, the civil war was really fucking suicide by another man's gun. Why the fuck, okay so, if we got me and you got beef, I'm gonna come to your yard. - Come to my house. - With a gun, not high behind no bushes or nothing. I'm gonna get my gun, sit in the front yard and wait for you to walk out so we can shoot at each other. You know, on command though, like, you know, my fuckers. - Yeah, not no sneak attack, not any of that. - It's fucking Cannonball's flying over the fucking battlefield. - Niggas ain't even running. Motherfuckers is still marching, like doo, doo, doo. My fucker playing, boom, boom, bang the goddamn drum, nigga, nigga, nigga, five piece fucking bandwidth. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why your drum sound like Grammar State though? - Because they had niggas with them too, they didn't tell y'all that shit. - They had niggas with them too. Boom, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. - Why you playing the drum? Why you playing the drum? The man beside you head just got blown off by Cannonball. - He blew the fuck off. - And you still playing that with his blood on a little face. - With his blood on a little face, yeah. - I wish I-- - You hit the drum and blood splashing up in your eyes. - I wish y'all could see my face right now. 'Cause I'm playing this one with a drum. (laughing) - Oh. - It's bad news. - My fucker talk about civil war is like, it's the shit. - It's not real. - Civil war is fucked, no. - It's not. - Let's not act like that's the shit. - It's not, bro. - And a civil war would mean that we would be fighting amongst each other, right? That's what it means. So what the fuck are we fighting about? - Wow. - That's a great question. - What the fuck, I mean, I'm not really a nobody supporter, so I'm in a whole 'nother little league. - Yeah, me too. - Me too. - What the fuck am I fighting with a Trump supporter or Biden supporter about? What am I fighting about? What am I fighting about? - Hey, that's next time. - How about you? - How about you? - Not bad, come on. - Come on. - Biden dropped off, Biden said enough, so enough. - No, Biden just tied his heel. - How did this shit? - Biden dropped out four years ago. - No, that's Biden never been president. I'm a fucker being in a coma. - He's been like, he's been like weak here with Bernie's watchin' right there. - I feel like they talkin' about like all this cloning and shit that's goin' on. (laughs) It's bullshit. Why the fuck wouldn't they have cloned Biden? - Yeah. - A better Biden. - One could have just stand up. - One could have just stand up. - Yeah, like. - Just stand up, not fall away. (laughs) - Biden's some way fallin' right now. - Right now. - He like, man, I'm so glad they gon' have to do this shit in the world. - He probably like a new man now. - You know what? - Maybe. - He probably walkin' fine now. He probably got old bombers. - That's your problem, man. - He probably got a cigarette and it was struttin' like Obama right now. - New boy or the Marlboro. - That's what I want. - New boy, he runnin'. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - You got a new boy and he walkin' with his coat jacket over his shoulder. - That's crazy. - Yeah, he's like, I'm done with this. I'm done with this. Let him have it. That's what Biden dropped up. Biden dropped up like, man, let him have that shit, man. I ain't got time for this dumb shit. - So Kamala Kamala, Kamala. - Kamala. - Yeah. - It's Kamala, like Kamala. - Who's Kamala? - Oh, that's just Kamala. - That's Kamala. - WWF, motherfucker. Big black motherfucker. - That's your nightmare. - That is you black nasty motherfucker. (laughing) He the biggest boss of motherfucker wrestling. The fuck? - Kamala. - No, the fuck daddy is. - Kamala, there we go, Kamala. - Yeah, Miss Harris. - Yeah, Miss Harris. - So Miss Harris is, yeah. - She's back, bro. She's back and up. (breathing deeply) How about Trump? - Dude. - Right now, yeah, and you got to choose one. - I have to vote. - Got to vote right now, one of 'em. - I'm votein' for Trump. - Sorry. - It's a goddamn thing. - Sorry. - Sorry, it's gonna go with your people. - Nah. - Is she me, bro? (laughing) - Nah, it's like this. - I'm scared. - It's like this, bro. - She ain't showin' up. - No, it's like this. It's like, you see Trump. You know. You know what goin' with Trump. - Ain't no hiding. - You runnin' it. - You wrote 'em. - You don't talkin' about it. - Fuckin' a bike. - Exactly. - You talkin' with Kamala. You know she didn't did all that shit when she was a DA. - Yeah, he came real. I feel like a nigga can't trust her. - Yeah, and she hidin' the fact that she did some foul shit when she was-- - It's been up front. - Yes. She hidin' all that acting like it ain't true when everybody knows it's true, we didn't see it. So it's like, you don't know. So I'm gon', I vote for Trump right now, bro. - I mean. - And that's just, it's like-- - It's crazy. - Just be, just be what it is. Trump up there, Trump. This whole thing is the continuation of his reality show. And he's actin' like it. - Definitely. - And you sit here. - You sit here and he says, he says, "I'ma say this, because I know I'ma get the vote." - Yes, I agree. - And he tell you that. So, I mean, that's, that's-- - That's crazy, man. - It's bad. Then you got, she get on, she gettin' in the interview, she tellin' 'em, "Yeah, back in my day, "eyes used to make a mean pot of greens." I use it. - Hold on, man. - You ain't hear that? - Fuck, man. - I'ma play it. I played it last week, but since you ain't here. - You playin' it when I was here? - Nah, nah, I played it with the last episode. - Oh, okay. - Alright, Ms. Virgo, but since you ain't here, I'ma play it for you. Let's go. - Hi. - Hi, Marlon. So, I know how to make a mean pot of greens. In fact, people used to ask me to make greens for them in Christmas. One year, I had so many that I had to wash them. We ended up washing them in the bathtub. So, I am not playin' around. So, what you got? - Yeah, fuck here, we'll wash greens in the bathtub. (laughing) I ain't never heard of that, nah. - No, she had so many dollars. She had so many orders. The greens. She had to wash them in the bathtub. - I bet that motherfucker tasted like... - Sweet. (laughing) - She ain't describe everything, I felt better. - What kind of greens? - Greens, you know what greens? - College? - Just a lot of them. - College greens? - College. - College. - College over collars, but she ain't college then. - Well, she ain't damn right. - She was washin' in the cup. - Ms. Cool. - Alright, be sorry if I call the future president of the bitch. (laughing) - I'm sorry. - No, she cookin' in the tub, bruh. - In the tub, so many orders. - She had to wash them in the tub. - She had to wash them in the tub. - She had so many orders. - And I asked her to then wash first, then she goin', motherfucking wash. - Get the fuck outta here. - I got to say in the last episode, I wanna hear that goat curry. Goat curry, um, recipe she got. - Oh, she got curry? - From wherever she from, 'cause, I don't know where she from. - Where's she from? - Oh, she like any in the sun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She been packin' down to something like that. - Oh, she mowed up. - Yeah, she aint one of us. - She's not like us. - Yeah, 'til she wanna get a lake. - Yeah, when she wanna get a lake then, you see the concert. - Crip walkin' in shit. (laughing) - The fuck outta here, man. - But, ain't 'em. - She got greens on deck. She cook a mean pot of greens back in her day. - Okay. - I just, I mean, that's what we dealin' with right now. - Man, that's crazy. - That's why I tell him, telling you this shit is W-W-T-E. - Oh, that's true. - It ain't nothin' real. Why nobody talkin' 'bout real shit? - Shit. - Everything we talkin' about so far has been bullshit, it has. And we talkin' politics. - We are talkin' politics. - You know why after that shit don't even fuckin' matter? It's on the show. - It don't, like I've said many times. As us, as a people, we are in no, it's not harmin' us. It's not hurtin', it's not helpin' us, no more. - We ain't goin' we ain't goin', we ain't goin'. - So, like, ain't got no dawg in the fuckin' face. - Ain't no dawg in this fight, bruh, it's me. Like, I'ma write you in. - I'ma write you in for the vote. - Vote you, bruh, man, I don't want it. - You want it, bruh, I'm tellin' you, man. - Yeah, like there's a lot of bullshit involved. - There's definitely a lot of bullshit. It's like, I don't even, at this point, I don't even know what the president's for. 'Cause they can't make no decisions. 'Cause it's like, you can say, yeah, I'ma do this, but if the house out-voted, it's not gonna happen. - I guess it's kinda like, you gotta have somebody to look at, to say, that's America. You know, what the fuck we gonna do, Mr. President? You gotta have a king, you gotta have somethin'. And this is just how it was. - He also said after this election, don't worry about it, we ain't gonna have to vote no more. (laughing) - Yeah, bruh, that's what he said. He said don't worry about it, he takein' votes out. - He's crazy. - I'm just sayin' what he said. - So when he gettin' in there, he gonna make sure that he just stayin' that motherfucker. - Yes. - Instead of helpin' mother for all these homeless motherfuckers and shit, that's what I'm sayin'. It's not like he has a, we gonna motherfuckin' just work on me stayin' pressin'. - He has a massive, it's not like they comin' up with some kind of master plan. - Well, they do got a master plan, yeah. - I know. - Project 2025, they say that's the plan to send you back to slavery. - Shit, it's gonna be a fight. It's gonna be a fight or a gunshot. Fuck it, that's what it is. - This is so stupid. - It made a burnin', yeah. (laughing) - Oh man. - That is crazy, man. - Yes, bro. - Yeah, price 2025 in with us and change, probably. - I don't know what it man, it is. - Nah, ain't gonna lie, namma tell you this. - This is all fuckery. - Off-subject, nah, really on-subject. They got some nice little spots that gone on there and it look-- - For the low, for the low. - What? - Nice shit. - For the low. - And I'm like damn, if I get over there, gettin' situated and shit over there. - Then the motherfucker. - Get goin'. (laughing) Get over there. - That bring you on soil. But yeah, the motherfucker, I feel like he'll get over there and get situated. - I'm not goin' over there. - It's gonna be some motherfuckers. I've never seen in my life come with guns. - Bro, I'll tell you somethin' bro. - And tell me to get on the back of this truck. - Oh yeah, yeah. - You see what I'm sayin'? - And say we're takin' where you need to go. - Exactly, and you know what I'm thinkin'? - You'll never be seen again bro. - And I'm like, you know what, no matter what happens over here. - Nah, I ain't goin'. - I'ma be right here 'cause I'm comfortable. - If I got to put my back against the wall with a AK-47 in the hand, I'd be a better here. - Yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm sayin'? - I don't know what happened. - I'm not goin' to God damn gun. I don't know him this. - I ain't goin' to gunna. I ain't goin' to Africa. I ain't goin' to-- - Gunna isn't it? - I'm talkin'. (laughing) - I ain't goin' to that place. - I think I'm goin' to Puerto Rico though. - That's still the United States. But I think it'll be alright over there. - Oh no, I don't know no damn Spanish though. - Shit, that's the fuck that shit. - I ain't goin' no way. - I'm stayin' in the country I built. - You built this bitch. - Built this bitch from the ground up. - You built this city? - Built this city. Or rocks. - Rock 'n' roll! - Oh, we just rocked it? - Yes. - Yes. - So nah, I ain't goin' away. But yeah, that's what we got. We got Trump and we got Kamala look like it's gonna be a fight to death. That would be interesting. A fight to death match. - That would be, that would be her and she then, I think Kamala will win. - I think that something's already predicted that Kamala's gonna win. - So if they predicted, you know that's law. - I feel like if Kamala will win, it's definitely gonna be some shit goin'. - Oh yeah! - I'm gonna be happy with that. - Yeah, nobody's gonna be happy with that. I mean, but I ain't gonna do shit 'cause I ain't happy. - Nah, nah, I'm on for a bit. - There's some people out there that, when they ain't happy with it, kinda shit. - They do dumb shit. - They go take over the capitol building away. - Right, man, come on. - They're scannin' walls. - But see, that's not the part that's scary. - Oh, what's far scary? - The part that's scary is that you got motherfuckers out here, when they get mad, they wanna take shit over. They go to the capitol and take shit over. - Take it over. - And motherfuckers laughin'. - Yeah. - Hey little, yeah. - Motherfuckers laugh now. Motherfuckers get mad with us and we lootin' cities and we need to be dead and they need to just send the military to kill us all and-- - Kill us all, we got to go. - But y'all let these motherfuckers tuck over the whole capitol and they do not-- - Taking shit and the fuckin' over-office and shit probably. I don't know. - It's so potent. - Going through motherfuckers' males and-- Come on, man. - Don't blame shit. - What are we doin', man? - It's like, they, what happened was, this the fuck happened. Let's take over the capitol. All right, let's do it. Got a bunch of motherfuckers, I can't believe all these motherfuckers is worthless. - This is good. - You really? - Then the dude is-- - Damn, I did not think we was going to have to do this. All right, we got to do it now. Took over the capitol. Never thought you would get in the building. Never thought you would get in the building. - Hit the building, that's thought you'd get in the ground. - Exactly. - By climbing the fields. - You don't fuckin' got on the ground. Now you're in the building. Now you really fucked up 'cause now you're like, fuck, we supposed to be in lockup already. So when you get in the building, guess what? Ain't no fuckin' playin' there. You ain't playin' that far. - You know when shit got real? - Yeah. - When that motherfuckers shot that woman and cured her. - Is that what stopped, did it stop everything? - Oh yeah. - Oh fuck. - It was time for motherfuckers. - So them motherfuckers are like, oh shit, we can't be in here. (laughing) - He had a barricaded, he was in a room. And he was like, don't come in here. Do not come in here. And the woman, she talkin' her shit. - Fuck that, I'm comin' in this motherfuck anyway. This is how I own this country. - Blue brains out. And that's like everybody's like, oh. - Okay, this is the wrong room to be in. - Yeah, close that door. Put a sign on that motherfuckers. (laughing) You goin' there, you die. - What's up, I'm in here. - Shit. - I mean, I don't know what's gonna happen, bro. - No, it's like, if a motherfucker would have got shot early on, it was a bit, they let the motherfuckers go too far. - Yeah, they did. - 'Cause I would have laid motherfuckers down. - 'Cause you telling me, motherfuckers is rushing the capital and you're telling, you're callin' supervisors and she tellin' 'em, I don't know what to do. - Bitch, it gotta be a protocol for motherfuckers to take the goddamn capital. Come on now, let's be real. - I think motherfuckers have still in mail, bro. - So it's no, it's no book. It's no security book where it says, okay. Chapter eight, if niggas try to run up in case. - Come on, man. - In case of a-- - In case of a breach, kill them niggas. Come on, man, you tellin' me it, don't say that. - It don't say that. - Nick, get the fuck outta here. - I don't know, man. - In case of a breach act like a bitch. - It's high, it's high. - Matter of fact, clock out, go home to your family. - Get the fuck outta here. - Yeah, we comin' in, no, the fuck you ain't. - Exactly. - All right, boom. - Yep, that's it, that's it, 'cause if we would've been tryin' to take over the capital. - Nick, you can be got them takin' some goddamn hot water off the stove and get your head blew up in these bitch. Ain't nothin'. It's nothin'. - Yeah, bro. - Nothin'. - You saw that? - Oh my God, I watched it like a hundred times because I was like, I'm missin' somethin'. - She has to have done somethin'. - Yeah, I'm missin' somethin'. And then they was like, yeah, whether not the other dude, but the main dude shot her, he was like, - She came at me. - She was gonna throw the hot water on us. - Y'all, first of all, y'all clearly told her take the water off the stove before it burns the fuckin' house down. Okay, got y'all, she go get a little goddamn pot, you know, the little pot mix or whatever, yeah, the pot holders, grab that shit, go to get it off of there and then they like, put it down, put, what the fuck, hold on now, you? - A doll, it ain't doll, she did, she put, she didn't even pick it up, she put it like that and he said somethin' she doin' as in there. - That's right, and then she got her ass shot. - Blown away. - For nothin'. - He said, bitch, I shoot you in your face. - And then he did, he shot in the eye, shot in a fuckin' eye, how great of a shot was that? - No, he and the other dude was sayin', I'm gonna go get my kid to try to help him say no. - He said, no, that's a kill shot. He said, no, that's a kill shot. - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, he got somethin' about it. - I told the bitch I shoot in the face. - No, no, it's wild, bro. And see, and that's what I'm sayin', it don't matter what regime we under, that is what's gonna happen to us. Every time. - Yeah, it don't matter. - It don't matter, so I'm in now. - Don't matter who you vote for. - Don't matter who you vote for, bro. You can vote for Carl Malone. - I mean, he don't wanna do much. - No, Carl Malone. - Yes, fuck the, what, then we talk about Carl Malone for a while. - We ain't really talkin' about what we callin' 'em with pieces of shit. - I mean, how deep can you get on Carl Malone, don't? - Carl Malone, Carl Malone, she, after 22 years, he admits he finally's taken responsibility that he's made peace with Noah, 'cause he had 22, he had six with a 13-year-old, got a pregnant, refused to pay $125 a week, in child support, even though he made over $80 million, refused, said it ain't my child. Finally gets a DNA test, reveals that the Buffalo pair, Demetrius Bell, is Carl Malone's biological son, and now he's like, you know what? - Oh, he played, he played for the Buffalo Bills. - Fuck outta here, that's crazy. - Play for the Buffalo Bills. - That's why. - Now he's sayin', you know what? That's my son, I take responsibility. 'Cause he don't need you now, motherfucker, what the fuck? He needed you when he had a 13-year-old mama. - What the fuck? - And you was 22. - Carl Malone's a piece of shit, bro, I'm sorry. And people just hold him to this high standard of basketball. - I mean, 'cause he talks different, and he doesn't talk, like he's from the ghetto or anything, you know? - Carl Malone, but he finally said, you know what? - That's my son, man. - That's my son, man. - He stop congratulating bullshit. - Is that right? - I ain't congratulating him, I'm just saying. Now I ain't saying, some people are. Like, okay, he finally, you know, he stood up. - He did the right thing. - He did the right thing. No, he did. He did, two girls don't make it right. Like, what the fuck, man? - He was wrong all the way around, bro. - He's niggin' and niggin' been wrong for years. - He was chasing the eighth grade, bro. See, people don't put, people say 13 years ago, "No, let's go deeper." She was in eighth grade. - Yeah, she was in eighth grade. - I tried to make a thing, but, no, you can't. She's the eighth grade, bro. - Yeah, and he was in that day. - I had a fuck that way down. - He was in the NBA. How the fuck that would even happen? - I don't know, bro. - That's insane. See, that's the fucking up part. The story behind it is the, that's-- - That's the part. - That's the part. - 'Cause how that goin' down. 'Cause if it was some shit that motherfuckers would sympathize with in any way, it would already came out. 'Cause he would make sure it came down. - Yeah, man, this motherfucker built that goddamn, I got pictures. I'm sorry, I did not. The motherfucker told me, "Dawg, ain't none of that." - None of that, no, just playin' old eighth grader. Ain't none of that. - Dawg, get the fuck outta here. - I don't know, man, I don't know, man, but that's why. - Yeah, damn. - Aw, man, he, but he, at least he stepped up. He stepped up the button. - What does his son play? - He play like D-Lama, an old lama, one of us. - He didn't sack his ass. - He didn't hit up. - He didn't hit the block of that. - Man, Kate, that motherfucker. - I'ma hit, he finally. - Yeah. - Dawg, man, man, he refused to pay $125 a week. Refuse, nah, that couldn't do that, it's a lot. That's a lot, man, and now that I'm good, after $83 million later, I think you can be my son. Nah. - Fuck him. - DNA test is wrong. - That's my boy, shit, fuck car. - Yeah, fuck car, my long. - I had, I know you was a jazz fan back in the day. - The jazz, there were no jazz fans back in the days, bro. - In Utah? - That's it. That's the only place you'll find a jazz, and I was never in Utah, bro. - You were close, you were in Kansas one time. - I did, go to Kansas. - Thought that is from Utah. - No clue. - That's fucking close enough, man. - Nah, not close enough to be a fan of the Utah jazz. - No, sir, all right, bro. Men in BBLs, these BBL things, where they get an abs and a chest and all that shit. All right, bad man, Kevo. He was like the, he wasn't the first to do it, but he was the first motherfucker to be like, "Hey, fuck it, I got it." In the hip hop, I'm finna go get this. They finna suck this fat out. They finna, I'm finna put chest and abs and do all this shit. All right, he got a legacy to this now. Motherfucker has shot from like six foot. He's now five, he's now six, eight. With the arms of a five, nine, man. - Stop it, man. - I don't know, bro. - Stop it, man. - I don't know, bro. I don't know. - It's like six, eight now. Get the fuck out of here, man, this is insane. - I'm not, I cannot make this up. - Band, man, Kevo. - Why? - It's six, eight now, bro. - Why? - I don't know, I don't know. - And why are you changing your body? - I don't know, bro. - You a nigga, you can buy a bad bitch. That's what you feel like you need or whatever. - You got all this money. You, yes. - Stop it, stop it. - It's like shit. You can find a bitch that'll love you for the money that you got. - Yes. - Yes, bro. - Yes, bro. - 'Cause the nigga got bread. - Plenty. - So why are you changing yourself? - Maybe to make yourself feel good. - Oh, he might not like yourself. - He might, that's the only thing. - That's the only thing. - That's not a trainer. - 'Cause bro, if you got money, somebody like you. - Exactly. - Somebody? - Somebody like you. - Exactly. - Even if it's for the wrong reasons. - Yeah, they love your ass for the wrong reasons. - So he can not, he has to hate itself. - He could have gotten away. - There's no way. - There's no way, but he got all this money. So fuck it, why? Why train hard? - He's like fuck, ain't got time for all that shit. - Get some shit out. - How much? - Shake my abs. - No, the motherfucker is. - Put a cuff on my ass. - You ain't. - It's bullshit, man. - You ain't hear me, bro. - I'm hearing you, though. I'm trying to get that shit out of my mind. - I saw a picture that showed a picture of him with his homies before. He like level with everybody. - He bleeds this shit, man. - Oh, his breath. - It's written in '68. - Femit, people wanting to tell his motherfucker a before now, like, no, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. He was like six feet, bro. - Yeah, that's yeah. - My motherfucker is now. - Six, eight, six. - And overkill, man. - You know, and then Miss Monique, she was telling me, she was like, "Your organs are for your body that you have." So it's like, your heart gonna have to put water to get to all these places, all these dogs. - It's insane. - It's insane, man. - I mean, fuck you just love yourself, man. - No, the nigga's gonna buy a new shit. Clearly, he gonna have a whole new fucking body in a minute. - He gonna get on the stitches, the patches body. - Yeah, he with, that's next. - And then he gonna get like a new heart, new liver. - All that shit, man. - So everything, it just. - Yeah, you gonna like kill some big motherfucker and take this shit, right? (laughing) That's crazy, it's. - Why? - Man, it's insane. - Man, he hate itself, bro. - He hate itself, that's the only thing I can say about it, right? - It's nothing he can do for himself to like himself. - Yeah, it is insane. - He had already had the whole operation. - They go to picture him. - Look at this shit. - Oh, this is insane, bro. - It's the before now. - Nah, they ain't got the before now. - They can't tell now. - They can tell now. (laughing) - 'Cause he tells it, everybody in his car. - Oh, yeah, by far. (laughing) - Yeah, that's wild. - He say, and this is Drake, he got a drink. Every day for the next three months, and if you don't drink it, he'll start shrinking. (laughing) - Oh, this is stupid, bro. - It's the word we live on. - Hey, this is stupid, I can't make this down. - This shit crazy. - Yeah, bro. - If he don't drink it, if he don't drink it, he will start shrinking, bro. - What if he don't drink it one day and he like, become a midget? - Gotta be awesome. - That's crazy shit. - He gonna do nothing but get another operation. - Crazy motherfucker. - That's it, but yeah, that's-- - Who is he trying to be? - I don't know, man. I told you he hated stuff, bro. - That's crazy. - It's the only reason to do shit like that. - Yeah, let me fucking. - Yeah, I think I want to be six, eight, though. Yeah, I know you said that shit dangerous, but I didn't give a fuck. - Six, eight, with about five, six arms. - Yes, bro. (laughing) - Show this on, man. - He like a T-Rex. - Crazy. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - What the fuck? - I don't know, man. That's the way we at, man. - It's just terrible. - It's terrible, man. It's just terrible, man. It ain't no fucking way that ain't the game. Insane. - It's just terrible, bro. I don't know, man. - You laid your big ass on that goddamn table, talking about make me taller. - Make me six. - For what? - Hey, bro. - What's the point of being six, if you can't shoot no ball, though? - I know. - Are you gonna play offensive lineman for the Bengals, nigga? - You right, six, eight. - You know, niggas just over a certain height. They die early. - Yes. - Yes. - John Sally was talking about that shit. - Yep. - Man, come on. - Yeah, but no. - Come on, man. - I don't know, man. - Come the fuck on, man. - That's your boy, man, damn, man. - Hey. - Shout out. - Shout out. - Bad man, careful, man. - Being a goddamn innovator. - And some bullshit. - Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm just sick of it all. - Who the fuck else think? That's a good idea. That's what I'm trying to figure out. - I don't know. - Like I said, if you play ball or something, and it's like, you know what, a five, seven, man. - If I about six, four-- - No, even if you like it. - Shit. - No, 'cause if you a short man, fuck, he's like, man. - Yeah. - Five, five or something, and you might just want to be tall, I get it. I get it. - I get it. - But I'm saying I get it. - To a point. - To a point. That was six, eight is beyond tall. If you a short man, you just want to be tall. I look, you know, you just want to be like, you know, all these bitches be running out. You be hot in these bitches, bitch be like, you know, you was a little bit dull, you know. - I can flow with you. - And you got the money to do that shit. Okay, I understand where this shit came from. - Maybe that's what the bad man came from. - Like, you got a lot of money, but you ain't tall. Man, get the fuck out of here. What bitch ever said? (laughing) - You got a lot of money, which you ain't tall enough. - Nice Rolls Royce, but you just ain't tall enough. - About an inch shorter than what I prefer. Get the fuck out of here. - I don't know, man, but that's what I'm saying. - Who is he trying to holla, Angel Reese? - I don't know. - God damn, 'cause regular bitches is not too tall. - No, they're not. - Come on, man. - They're not, man. They're not. - Shit. - Let's shout out to him, man. Do you think man, man, Kevo, Olympics are here. - It's Olympic time, bro. - What are you interested in checking out? What are you checking out, Olympic time? - Track and feel? - Uh-huh. Basketball. - All right, all right. - Gymnastics. - I know. - Yeah. - Gymnastics, yeah. - Me too, that's about it. You remember the time I told you about the time me and the Misses we tried to watch, Special Olympics? - Yeah, man. That shit ain't go too good, bro. - I know it didn't. - That shit ain't go too good, because they had blind men doing a fucking long jump. - It was all stupid. It was all stupid. 'Cause I'm watching it, and I'm like, I felt dirty for watching it. And I, and dude, it was like, we set DVRs, like, oh, Special Olympics coming on. We are watching this. - What? - We want it to watch this. And not the pick. I tell a joke or two, every night, but I was not going into this to tell a fucking joke, man. I really wanted to watch the Special Olympics. - Okay. - And it was a bad idea to try to watch this, so don't ever do it. - I just feel like it ain't enough rules. Like, it's just basically saying, I don't give a fuck what's your malfunction. You can do any event you want. And that shit, that can't happen. - No, it can't, it can't happen. - It can't happen. It's like, it does have to be a lot of rules. - My mother fucking was on the track team in high school. - All right. - You know where I was? - Where were you? - Throwing shit. - Why? - 'Cause I'm a big nigger. - Exactly. - I couldn't be like coach, you know, I'm a big nigger and I ain't that fast, but man, I want to run that honey, man. - You can't do it. - I just feel like I can, God damn, be called Lewis out there a little bit. - You can't do it, bro. - No, you can't do it. - You can't do it, bro. - You can't do it, right? - Exactly. - It's not that type of fault. - It's not a thing away. Okay, you like this, you can't do this. No, it's because everybody is built for certain shit. - Let me tell you something, this is a thing. You ain't like this, you can't fucking do it. - You are blind, you can't play football. - No, but it ain't, it ain't, that's in the blind motherfucker play football. - I know you seen it. - That shit wasn't terribly wrong. But it ain't just because you have a malfunction. - A malfunction? - A disability, bro. - Oh my God, a malfunction? - You don't have 'em? - I ain't, man. - You don't fucking got 'em? - No, you act like a motherfucker just ticked. - You talkin' around with a fucking boot on right now. - I am. - Got a malfunction. (laughing) Shit, what the fuck, man? - Hey, man. - Malefucks in my bad word. - Man, are you right? - You're right. - You're right, man. Where? - Malefucks you. - But just 'cause you have a malfunction doesn't mean you can't do stuff in the Olympics. - All right. - It just means you can't do everything. - You can't do it, you need to do it. - It's certain shit you probably can do. - You need to do what you can do. - Exactly. - And not try to do some other shit. - You might have a motherfucker who's super fast, but he can't throw the shot, put. - You're right. - I mean, it just, it just... - Commissant. - Come on, man. It's commissant. If you blind, do shit blind people. What is an event good for a blind person? Shit. (clock ticking) (humming) - There is no event good for a blind person. - If they had a good guy, - Diets. - They could probably run like the 400 and up. - The 400? - And up. - That's a long way, bro. - No, the 400 is a lap. - Yeah, that's a long way, bro. - With a guide. With a guide. Like a motherfucker had a guide on that long jump. - That was wrong. - Terrible. - They did that wrong. But I've seen guides on races. They like the three-legged race. They like strapped each other. - Okay, so that's kind of fucked up. - Yeah, it's not, it's no, it's no. - You have to do something else. You have to do something. What listening event do they have at the Olympics? They need to create a listening event. - They could. Because they could. - That ain't no sport, though. Everything, anything could be a sport, bro. Any fucking thing. - Then they got break dance in the Olympics this year, right? - They just could break dance? - They could. - Why, they weren't hurting nobody, but then. - Right. - Blime up a good break dance, bro. - Yeah. - You're right. - Maybe that's the. - Maybe? - That's it, cause I can't think of nothing else, bro. Can't shoot ball. - I mean, the whole track and field thing is out. - Yes, they do get really dangerous. - Dangerous. - My thing is that, I don't give a fuck what you do, but loads that don't end danger to a participant. - Yeah. - 'Cause that long jump, that motherfucker. I fucked up out there. And motherfucker jumped and jumped out. He ain't glad in the pit. In the way they had shit set up, it was dangerous outside the pit. It was like, just danger, danger, danger, danger, danger. - They need to have like a 50 foot pit. - Like motherfucker's hip. - So if at least you not, you not miss in the pit. - I felt like motherfucker's had freshly pouring concrete out of that bitch beside the pit. But yeah, we just gonna put this here, cause we don't want him to think it's the pit. - It's love, bro. - Motherfucker. - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He thought it's them. He thought them cleats and shit was gonna stick in that same way. Well, you broke your goddamn legs out there motherfucker. - We're gonna be on the concrete. - Yeah, so yeah, you guys got to have the proper, proper events for these people. - Yeah, cause that guy thing kind of fucked up. - Nah, it's like, and they always gon' cool. - It's like, if you really, we really gonna do this shit, let's do it right. - Yeah. - Safety precautions. - Yeah. - So boom, you running down that goddamn runway? - 50 foot pit, huh. - Nah, fuck that. You running down the runway? We got bumpers on this side, motherfucker. It's like, you can't, you can't, it's gonna be soft, and it'll absorb you, but it's gonna be, it's gonna be guides on each side of you. So you can't run, so you, I'll give a fuck. So you can't, you're gonna fall, you're gonna trip. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not gonna keep a full stride, you're not pitching it how I'm pitching it though. It's like that. They're not gonna be like, like on the side of the road when you're going across a bridge. They're gonna be softer though. And it's like, not only will it absorb you, but it'll push you out a little bit too. So you ain't gonna really lose when you running. - No, bro. - When you running. - No. - And then take this out. Before you even get to the little guides, you have a drove on the road. (laughing) Hold on, man, fuck up, man! You feel like you fucking taught me right now, man. You feel the cool in my, my good ideas. So when you driving down the road, right? - All right. - And you go a little bit too far to the right. - Uh-huh. - You know, I don't know how other states here have been in South King County. Yeah. (laughing) So, they got to be a, I ain't saying have that. I'm saying, but they got to be a system like that. - I'm about to pass out. - Like say you, they can make this shit like tryin' it where it's you running, you got it. No, see it's gonna have to be like this. So you run it right, you run it, don't know, no, no. And you go a little bit too far to the right, it's gonna be like, go left. I don't know what I'm sayin'. And then you go too far to the right. Like it's just, you know what I'm sayin'? And it'll be like one beat or two beeps or something. - Now once you hit that shit, it's all off. Because now you're goin' right, you're gonna hit the, how you gonna laugh, dawg. - You're gonna forget the jump. (laughing) - It's a lot. It's a lot. - Dawg, it's like this. - But goddamn it, if they gonna do it, that's how they gonna have to do it. - Like I said, you got a 50 foot runway, you got a 50 foot pit. At least you're landing the pit. - How they goin' on? - It don't matter. It's like, all you shoot. - Just jump in the motherfucker something, just get in there. - That's tough. - If you come out dirty, you did your job. (laughing) Come on, man, this is too much. That's a lot. (laughing) Yeah, I mean, in a way though, that's right, because expecting them to have the same runway, the same pit is stupid. - Yeah, you can't, it's crazy, it's stupid. - It's crazy. - If you get the bullshit that you get, bro. - 'Cause that's all right. - That may have been perfectly fine what happened to him, if it would have been a bigger pit. - That's it. - Bigger runway. - It's like he just would have landed in the pit. He wouldn't have jumped far. He'd have jumped sideways. - Yep, jumped sideways. - And it'd be fucked up, skull. - But I mean, I ain't gonna even fuckin' ride all. It looked like it would have been a pretty good goddamn jump if he would have landed in the bitch. (laughing) Like, 'cause he was not scared at all. - Or, you just count wherever they land. That'd just be the point. If they jump onto the goddamn concrete, at least they'll still get the distance. So even if they land on the concrete, it's still good job. - It's still good job. - You can't be this kind of guy. - Can't have a bad jump. - Okay. - Okay, so if you running the goddamn dirt and jump, like you missed the whole fuckin' slide, you in the dirt jump. Wherever you jump from. - That's wild. - Wherever you jump from, we win. - Okay, all right, that might be. - It's like this, and I'm sorry. It's like, and then I'm not, you know, shout out to all the special needs people, but I don't give a fuck. You can't do what we do. You can't do everything we do. You can't, you just can't do everything we do. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So if you walk up to me, and you blind, and you say, I wanna fuckin' run the 100, the 100, your dad, I wanna run that. And I'd be like, bro, you're blind, you can't run that. Just accept it, and run us up, else. - I mean, if they just wanna run it, we can go out there and let you run it. And then I'd be like, what we do is a lot of stuff. Yeah, so what I do is I get like a headphone type. Yeah, yeah, so what I do is I get like a headphone type system, and then we hear phones running all the way down there, so I can give them instructions while they run it. - That's what they do. - They're like, that's what they do is doing. - But no, it's not you. - But he's not gonna be racing. Nobody. He gonna have five lanes, six lanes to his command. - To do whatever you wanna do. - He's gonna try it. - At the end, we just count as time, boom. That's your time. - Can't do it, could. - No, it's so many ways you could do shit, brother. Man, we just know every way to do anything better, brother. - Yeah, we do, we do. - We are innovators out this, man. - We are the motherfucking epitome of turning shit to sugar. - We all do turn, we do turn shit to sugar. 'Cause look at the WBA right now, driving to all ideas. - Exactly. - You're welcome. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, get that money, get that money. - That shit's crazy, man. - Motherfugame sent us a sign jersey. - No, he didn't send us something. - He sent us something. - He didn't send us nothing. I don't care, man, I don't care, man. 'Cause as quick as we built it, we'd tear the motherfug, we'd tear the bitch down. - We'd tear the bitch down. - Goddamn. - That's all we got to do is give our people the word with tear it down, tear it down. - Oh, man, who is, and I got my opinion. No, no, no, no, no, this is opinion, it's opinion. Who is the biggest rapper ever? And I'm not talking about just rapping. I'm talking about all the way around the biggest rapper icon ever. - Snoop Dogg. - He is, bro. Snoop Dogg's at the Olympics right now. And he's hosting that shit. - He ain't surprising me. - No, he's like, I'm watching this. I'm like, you know who else is there though? It's 'cause maybe he's giving Snoop Dogg all these props, I ain't really. - Flavor Flav is there. He is the international hype, man. But the US, Flavor Flav is there. So, yeah, the Olympic team has the international hype, man. The US, yes, he's at, right now he's at the water polo, hyping it up. - Yeah, boy! - He said all that shit. - Get the fuck out of here, man. - That's crazy. - Man, what is going on? I feel like it's something to happen. Something to happen, man, I don't know. - Yeah, but yeah, look. - Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg is the man. - I'm sorry. Snoop Dogg is the greatest rapper ever. - No question. - You can say you can be like, JZ, yeah, JZ, JZ. But no, JZ ain't Snoop Dogg, not at all. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - So don't ever get that twisted. - No. - Oh man, what else going on around this bitch? - That's it, bro. - Ain't nothing, ain't nothing else happening. Ain't nothing else. We didn't cover the last couple weeks. - Okay. - We Trump versus Miss Harris. I ain't gonna call you the bitch, or nothing like that, Miss Harris. Trump versus Miss Harris is going down. - That's crazy. - Going down, so, you know, I got, I got Trump. (laughing) It's bad, but I do. - Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. - If it came down that we had to put something in the-- - More people. - Yeah, but something more people. - But you can count me out of this one too. - That's crazy, count me out of this one too. - I mean, I'm out too. They're like, these motherfucks can offer me something. - That's it. - Like, if I'm not gonna see nothing from it, it's up a civil war. - If I look at you and just be like, you stupid, I can't vote for you. I can't vote for you, bro. And with, I don't, with Kamala coming out again, and she's back on her black shit and-- - Man, it's crazy. - That's crazy, bro. She ain't did nothing for none of you. - So if Kamala went in, if Kamala went in, then it was a civil war. I see it being stupid. - Yeah, it's stupid. - 'Cause I feel like a lot of motherfucking be like, y'all need to go on with that. - Go on somewhere else, man, shit. (laughing) - You about to feel it be engaging in stupid shit. - It's stupid, it's all the way around, stupid, bro. It's all bad. - You got Batman, Kev over the front line, he's six, eight. He's ready for war. - Maybe that's what he's doing, though. - Maybe he's getting ready for war. - Maybe he knows something we don't. Nick's gotta be tall in the civil war. - I don't know. - Man, man, Kev will pull his shit right now, bro. - Yeah, I gotta drink this drink every day. - Nick, start striking. - Man, get the fuck out of here. Why are we doing this? - I am not getting no surgery. - I think, I think it's where I could shrink again. - No. - I think some of us get so much money that they don't know what else to do with, man. That's what I'm thinking, too. - Like, man, you know what, I don't know what the fuck. I'm tired of it. I haven't been to every club. I don't know what every bitch did to let me. - Dog, yeah, you do. - Dude, that ain't fucking all the bitches that will fuck me if I was 68. (laughing) I have opened up a whole new drawer. - Damn, yeah. A whole new bucket of bitches. - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - I don't know, man. - Man, get the fuck out of here. - I don't know, man. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, that's wild shit. That's incredibly wild. - So, but yeah, man, that's it, man. I ain't got nothing else for you. You got anything for the people. Oh, I do want to give a, can I give a rest in peace? - Yes. - Too fucking, God dang it. That's bad. I just got it. - So much God, see, sign your messy. - Yeah. - You can give a rest in peace to her. - I already did sign your messy, that's it. - Yeah, that's, yeah, that's what they're killing. - In Illinois, that's crazy. That shit. - That was pointless. - That was pointless. That was very pointless. Jacoby Jones. - Yeah, man. - Jacoby Jones, that's why. - That's why. - That's why. - Jacoby Jones. You're like. - I hate you. - I'm gonna afford it. - You were 40? - 40? - Yes, 40. - 40. - Dang. - You're 40, surely? - That's ugly. - Yeah, shout out to him Ravens, man. - They showed, they showed that kickoff he returned for the Ravens that year. I know you know about it since you were. Ravens enthused. - He's in the Super Bowl. - But did you see it though? Did you really see it? So, before that motherfucker went on the field, Ray Lewis touched that man. And he said it. - Oh, Lord. - Yeah, he was saying it on silent. He said. - Oh, he even took it. He said, God just told me to touch him. He said, I just touched him for God. Basically, yeah. He touched him for God. - I got that Ray Lewis, boy. - And guess what he did? - You ran that bitch back. - That bitch took that. - Yeah, that was it. - Ray Lewis funny, bro. - Oh my God, he took it to the house. - Ray Lewis is funny to say he was involved in the goddamn murder. - Yeah. (laughing) - Hey, man. - That's the type of stuff that turned your life around. - I mean, but shit, at least he wasn't. - He got off. - And he's even involved in having sex with eighth grader. - Yes. - 'Cause he could've? - He definitely. - Pretty sure he had his pick of eighth graders. You know what I'm saying? He could've had his pick of eighth graders. - You right? - You right? - But guess what? He decided, fuck that. - I'm not fucking with eighth graders. - Go into the club tonight. - Yeah, absolutely right. - Try to find some non-aif graders. - Not Carl Lewis. - Not Carl Lewis. - Got him, Carl Lewis. - Got him, Carl Lewis. - Carl, Carl Lewis. - Who gave my boy fucked up in here now? - That Carmilla was like, nope, fuck that. I'm going through the bus stop. Man, that shit crazy. - That's crazy. - 22, bro. - I got to hear the story behind it. It's got to be a story behind it. - Where's the girl? - Where's the girl? - I don't know, I don't know. - She broke. - I don't even know what he wanted to be. - No, exactly. He's like, what story could you possibly have? - That's what I'm saying. - No story. - But yeah, here's the story. - Here's the story. - But his bullshit. - What happened was Carl came to talk to our class that day. (laughing) - That's what I'm saying, yeah. Here's the story, nigga. - And it's fucked up. - And it's fucked up. - No record of my stare at me. - And no matter what the story is, no matter what the story is. - It's fucked up. - Exactly. - Anything the story is fucked up. - The crime alone is terrible, bro. That's terrible. That's terrible. - That's crazy. - Shut up, dawg. You motherfuckers, man. - That's it, bro. You got anything for the people? Don't we get out of here? - No. - Just end it? - Yeah, 'cause shit. - You said everything, we said everything. - Well, like I said-- - Put it on the line. - Well, like I said, wait a minute, wait a minute. - What shit, I don't know. - Before we leave, I would like to say this again. Follows on all you social media platforms. That's that grumpy on mixed tape across the board. Be sure to join Grumpy on TV on YouTube and remember the like, rate, subscribe, tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that you indeed fucking with your goddamn boys. I meant to check and see if we got some new reviews, but fuck that. We'll do that next time. - We'll do that next time. - And like I said about this time, if I tell you that a duck can pull a truck and set up and hook the fuck up. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Oh my God, son and kid, kid, hey, hey, hey, hey. - No good, you, me. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - I'm thinking back, I'm trying to get Carmel on the-- - I see, I see, you're trying to stand up for--