On this episode, Chris, Koi, & J R talk about parents having pretty kids and if they're aware of it.
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Pretty Kids
And we are back with your 15 minute break. I'm here the man of any French Chris Boone with my co-host jr How we doing my boy? We're good. All right, man The reason why I have you back again, and you want to know why because you have a pretty kid and we are want to know About you parents that have pretty kids and do you guys realize it? Yeah, I mean a bro, that's my little best friend, okay? I ain't gonna lie to you Yeah, that guy that guy's something else that guy something special. Yeah, I got something special Okay Yeah, I mean you do realize it like when did you realize okay? There's more fuckers. This motherly fly Oh, by the way guys koi is here. He's back in the booth. I don't want to guess. Yeah, I mean from birth. I mean of course like You know, you know, he's gonna be Handsome. Yeah, just by just you know, just how they look and everything But like you you start noticing it when they're like when they start growing into like the first year, okay, and then They get full as fat you start seeing the structure coming up, but I don't talk about my guy like that What don't talk about my guy like he's not he's not fat now Don't talk like don't talk about my guy like that. Don't talk about somebody. It's not here able to defend No, you notice it though. I mean you notice it and then you know people will tell you and like yeah Yeah, for me, I notice it more because I I work during the day and I come home and I'm like, oh man Red yeah, oh My gosh, I mean, I mean let me ask you this. Let me ask you this ah Like where have you noticed that you've taken him to her? It's like oh man like I already know like hey look Don't look at nobody don't don't wave at nobody. Don't give anybody Uno, I'm detention. We are here to get a few things in this store and get out Yeah everywhere grow through store. Yes Cosco why were you going? We just went to Legoland. Oh, Jesus. They wanted him to bottle. Yeah Like we get stopped like he's the celebrity of our Of our family so we get stopped and everybody wants to pick like not picture But everybody wants to like talk to them. Oh man and like oh my god I mean it sparks up like the thing I don't like is like it sparks up conversations with me and like their dad or whoever especially like if there's another mom that sees him yeah, and then you know he starts playing with their kid and then His their their mom starts playing life start talking to my wife. Yeah, and then I got to sit there with the other dudes be like I'm sitting there smiling. I'm like, I just want to walk away. I just want can we get to the next ride, please? So Coi, Coi gives a Why is that because you know, I was tough kids don't swing for the whole road. Yeah Yeah So all of a sudden like You start making new friends. You didn't want to make He has to make new friends. You want to make I mean do you think is it? I mean, it's only going to get worse. First of all, it's I feel like it's only going to get worse Yeah, of course, and then he you feel like he's going to be the popular kid in school Ah, that's too hard to say right now because he's kind of um, I don't know if he's going to have my personality I'm very introverted. So okay, um I don't know if he's gonna have my personality or his crazy ass uncle Chris's I mean, hey, don't don't don't call me crazy. I mean, but I don't know If he has your personality, he probably will be the most popular guy in school At lego land. Did it feel like did it feel like how we go to vegas with christen? He has his hair and they stop him and we're like We're just trying to get Yes But you can't do like christen use it to get it to the frontal line I mean, that'd be nice. Be like, hey, my my kid's cute. Can we use it? Oh, no trees are free Fast past that lego. Oh, okay here. Take this take this. He needs to authorize Get I mean, I don't know why you just look at it and I was like, do you worry or do you want? I guess I guess that's another good question Do you want the model kid or no like like the kid that has to that in that's in like gap and Um, yes. He has to name like um, my brother-in-law's keep saying. Hey, you guys should put him in like commercials Ads and stuff and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I want that. I don't know call it callkin Yeah, because I don't know because I kind of want him to get to an age where he wants to do that for himself Okay, okay, rather than you don't want to have them to bag already for him. You don't want to have to bag already for it You don't have to do this no more like we don't secure it. We secured that at three. Yeah I don't want to meet them end up like the two quarries You know, that's the worst part of it I mean, I guess, you know, and I the reason why I asked that because I feel like like they always say kids and modeling and Being it too young It, you know, it puts them in different position and puts them in different place where, you know, they aren't They can't I guess I don't want to say communicate. I feel like communicate's the wrong word but they they don't understand how like Things work naturally the real world. They had the real world. Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I mean, I always I was one of cuz I can see it like and I'm pretty sure everybody's like, oh my god Yeah, like this guy's, you know, you know, you could you could write his college ticket next week, you know That's true and I thought about that. Yeah, just doing it just to like throwing to his college fun. Yeah I don't know. We'll see you know, we'll give it. I'll give it another year Okay, you know, and then if we feel like he's able to then then we'll do it I'm just scared to like take him and then be like, why'd you bring your kid here? He doesn't Even though I know even though I know you Hey, who brought this kid? Hey, who brought their kid to work? Hey Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this now. Um I guess I guess hindsight and you see it and I don't want like Do you ever and I really want the I really want the adult answer like do you ever look around say damn it Okay, my my kids prettiest kid here Why yeah, my kid shouldn't is now like cuz I know like I feel like you guys dress him like like with they Like sometimes like I say I was like, that's like Like he got that shit on. I know it's because Jordan shoes are cheap for toddlers. Yeah Yeah, so um, I really feel like sometimes I see him It's hard because we try to not we try. I don't know. It's kind of He hasn't even worn all the clothes that Everybody's got them. Yes or that we've got them because he keeps growing so fast. So like um I'm on like All these websites all day just buying them stuff. Just it's because it's You know, yeah, you got to do it now. Yeah Every time I would him I feel like I feel like I'm underdressed. Yeah, I'm gonna lie to you every time I'll pull up to hang out or he comes over here grab some food. I look at him and I'm like Hey, you just come over and have some snacks Like like my boy brought you over here to have some chips like my guy like I know we hanging out and chilling and playing basketball and stuff, but Hey, uh, you got a you got a relax. Okay. You got it got the Nike tech fit. I was like, she's I saw the Burberry Sweater. I was like, hey, don't look he doesn't want is a plus size Nike Yeah, he um and he likes to keep it clean too. Like he's not like he does he hates to be he hates to be any kind of dirt Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. So you got to clink it. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. He likes to be clean Now, let me ask you this how long are you gonna keep the outfit thing up? Like I mean, what is it you're going into? I don't know Preschool is that pre preschool first or is there a pre preschool where they go like one or two days a week Long as his mom is his mom. He's gonna always have fire outfit Remember only child for now She can't step outside without me. I mean coily Let me ask you this koi. I mean, I know Your uh, your brother. I know I see, you know, I am an offense your sister. Like you're here. You're all Your oldest nephew. Hey, baby. Hey, baby, seven outside. I'm saying Jeezy slides. How did you get those? Yeezy slides? It's yeezy slides. Uh, what is it? Air AirPods studio pro? All those apples Oh, yeah, no, no the ones that go over to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he's just like outside But you know to his defense he he does have straight A's Oh, well, then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's it's a defense the whole defense. He does have straight A's, but I mean like koi like when you see like, okay, that's my father's gonna be pretty I mean when you see Ethan walk around. He's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah You know, I know when you I know Justin, you know, he like, okay, cj Like they already put the desire to the cut with the cobra You see it once they get to the teens, you know how they operate and stuff If they're like us or really like us or not like us, you know, I don't know I think I think it's funny too because They're both like his nephew and then our best friend son my gosh They both take jujitsu together and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like when these boys get to jugger high and they still at it And someone For the wrong reasons they're gonna use it to collect lunch money. Oh my god. Oh my god And you can't roast them because they already lived Would they roast them can't fight them? No, you can't you can't roast them. Will they say nothing funny about an inch-shaped body? Like, yeah, pretty people are funny. No, you can't you can't make fun of me pretty Hey, can I ask you a question back when you go to the store, right? Have you ever been caught in an aisle? Let's say you're there with wifey. She's on the next aisle, but another lady comes in her kid She starts asking it looks like it stirs up a conversation and wifey was ever has that ever happened. Yeah, all the time Oh, I gotta go. No, no, no, no. Yeah, they've almost become she's almost found like best friends and stuff at the store Oh my god So it's never like what are you doing? What are you doing talking to your type thing? Yeah, no, no, okay. I mean first of all, you know, like This little guy be walking around the store be like Don't worry. I'll buy that Like this guy's pretty like he knows it too. He and then he got the look at everything and he'd be walking like he owned a place like I can't even fathom like How was gonna go for you like that? Like like you like it's gonna be I just hope he uses his powers for good That's all that's all I hope is I mean, I wonder and that's why I said like people with pretty kids like like are you like Like damn like even you know, we have friends that have girls. It's like damn Yeah You better put a machine gun on top of you put a rail gun on top of your on top of your ma's Because yeah, I'm gonna tell him when he gets to high school, bro. I'm telling on you, bro Yeah, I'm telling don't bring multiple girls here. I'm telling bro. Yeah, I'm telling I'm telling mom I'm like, yeah, I'm telling mom. I'm gonna tell you mom. I'm gonna tell his girlfriend Hey Have one of you gonna have none what do you want me to hear? Damn koi over here. Let him cook Got yeah, I'm not he's not gonna have multiple baby mama's Safety should never take a holiday safety should never take I mean that that's I guess that's the thing, you know, I guess as guys that Don't have kids like me and koi. I guess we see it. We all right. I ain't gonna hold you, bro I will tell you this I posted a picture saying happy birthday to my best friend I said to enter that odd Fire. Oh god I said that there on fire. I done and I was just like every but everybody was doing it Like and you guys were reposting everybody's photos. So I've kind of felt like okay. I had to do it After you took the picture you came to the curb Filter the right caption on this thing. Absolutely not. That's my road. Uh, no, but I mean not women go crazy and and that's another thing why you know, and I guess we have to call women But why do women go crazy? For that like when they see like all you holding a baby in the center and when you know, let me ask you that as a parent Why do you think? Women go crazy when they see like another guy with the kid I think it's because we don't see it enough Like through movies You mean it's not like glorified For the man to show sensitive Okay, okay. Okay, I thought you started about the dad's on the picture No, no, no, no, I'm not so he went for bill Because mothers are going to always get the most appreciation hundred percent hundred percent and shown the most hundred percent You know cuz they're there you have a nurturing nature and that's you know, that's so for guys I don't know why they don't show that more, but I know a lot of good great dads. Oh, 100 percent. How do percent 100 percent god? Yeah, I mean, I just think everybody that we Have I don't want to say we've grown up with but I want to say all my guy friends that are married and are not married But do have kids they actually want their kids all the time You know, so yeah, I can imagine I can imagine Yeah, I was like and that sounds like oh, you know, and every all these are like you'd be a great dad You don't know I know I don't want to hey, I'll tell you this court It was a scorcher, but like I said that is our 15 minute break. I appreciate you my guy jay or we are out