On this episode, Chris & Koi call up some women to find out when it’s appropriate to lie to women.
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When Can I Lie?
- How many pictures are on yelp? Pull up all these pictures and you're like, "Oh, that's the dessert you're eating?" All right, so that's the candle. Okay, that's the same candle. I know what that is. - 45 minutes to an hour. - 45 minutes to an hour. - 45 minutes? - Wait, can you run that long? No offense. - I thought you were married. - That was everything, bro. - That was what you did? - Yeah, it's a birthday. - I think a guy is more comfortable being alone than he's been a girl, but I'm not alone. - You think so? - I think... - Ah, first and foremost, welcome to the Mando No podcast. I'm the man of many friends, your host and creator, Chris Boone. And here on the podcast, we talk with a bunch of guys. We ask a bunch of woman questions over one of cocktails. [cheers and applause] Whether you're listening to it on Google Pay Our Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, SoundCloud, Pandora, you downloaded that Mando No podcast app. I can't thank y'all enough. First door is open. As always, hit me up on Instagram. That Mando No Twitter and Mando No One. Shoot me in the email, Chris at MandoNo.com or hop on the MandoNo.com website and shoot me a message. [cheers and applause] Coy, my guy. How we living? - What's going on? - How much? - Good, man. Question of the day. We're gonna hop into some collars, but I'm gonna let you know... [sighs] When is it okay for a Mando lie? - Two. - Yeah. - Ah. Or when can I lie to you? - Yeah. - All right, let's do our due diligence real quick. [phone rings] - Call my sis. - Hey. - Hey. [cheers and applause] - What are you up to? [cheers and applause] - Just watching TV. - Love it, love it, love it. I'm here with Coy Coy. Say what's up, Nina. - Nina, what's going on? - Hey, Coy. [cheers and applause] - Hey. - That's all right. - That's all like Asian races. - [laughs] - Wow. - Cool. - That's cool. - Talk to this guy. - That's wild. - Right. - That's... - Little jelly. - Wow. - Oh, absolutely not. [laughs] - All right, Nina. Question of the day. When can I lie to you? Meaning, when can a man lie to a woman? - It depends. - Okay. - Yeah. - I'm talking about it. A lot of women say he should never lie to me. I don't know about that. - You know, I feel like, you know, when there's a surprise involved, you know, it's a surprise for a reason. - Mm-hmm. - And, um, this, I mean, people feel to realize that a therapist would tell you that you don't always need to divulge every single thing and everything that happens to you, like with each other. Of course, you know, your partner or your significant other will know a lot, but as in lying, there's just different levels of it. If you know, like, even if you would hold information because you know, like, say she's having a good day and you don't want to ruin it and you're like, "You know what? I'm just gonna wait a little longer." That some people are this like, "Well, you kinda lie 'cause it happened this day." You should just pull me automatically. - Yeah. - But no, you have to gauge the situation. So I just think, there's a certain situation that you can, that you really can, like, say, you know, a family member coming into town and you saw them before her and then she's like, "Oh my God, did you know about this?" You're gonna say, "No, no, of course not." 'Cause if you did, say, like, "Yeah, I knew it's gonna get mad." But that's not big. Like, my thing is that you don't lie about big things and people always say, "Well, little things will be big." Like, let's wake up. - Like harmless, yeah. - Yeah, these are, like, harmless things. These are, like, excitement. And sometimes, like, something that is really very sad and you just know that it's not the right time. - Yeah. - That's okay, too. Like, it's... Yeah, it's okay. - All right, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. You say, "How do I look in this?" - Yep. - You want the truth or you want me to lie to you? 'Cause I really don't give a fuck up. - If I get an option, I'm gonna take truth. - Okay. - Okay. - Have you ever set up one of your boyfriends when you put on something that you know looks bad and you ask them, and he's like, "Oh, it looks great." - No. - That's okay. That's how you can know, though. - Yeah, I know. - Is that pointless? - Does that fall under a harmless lie, though? How do I look terrible at this? - I don't even... The thing is that I don't even know if it's necessarily a lie because we see all of our imperfections where we might not see that. - She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. How often does a guy say, "You know what? Put on something else versus..." - You know what, we gotta go. What do you think it is? 75-25? - 80-20? - What? - That he's just like, "It looks good. Fine. It looks good." - Higher. - 90s. - Higher. - 95. - That should be a reservation. - I mean... - We got a reso? - Mm-hmm. - Get in the car. - I mean, nine times out of ten, like when we ask for your opinion, you've already told us exactly what it is. And then by the...we're running out of time, and we change like five or six times, and then we ask you for your opinion with the thing that, you know, you're gonna say like, "Hey, but I just told you the first thing that you had on you look great." You know, so by then it is get in the car. - Yeah. - It always is, but that's the thing. Like, I just am a firm believer if you don't feel comfortable in it. Why even bother asking him if you look good? Because he's gonna see that. Yeah. Like, if you don't like it, don't put it on. But if you ask your dude, like that happened to me where at the time when I had him in, like, I asked and he said, "No, you look really good in it. Like, just wear it." And I just wasn't comfortable. And then I changed, and then of course it came down to like the last five minutes, and I was like, "Oh, fuck it. I just gonna put on what I initially had." And I actually did look good. You know, I'm pictures and stuff like that. But, you know, we have, I think for women, we might have more insecurities than men. But I could be wrong because I'm not a man. So I want to fix myself. - I like that. Another question for you. When you guys ask us if we're hungry, even though we're not, should we just like because you're asking, we figure you're asking because you're hungry. - Yeah, see what I'm saying. Cole, you see this shit I'm talking about? See, I'd hit her with the hard questions. - I think you should hear the thing. If I ask you you're hungry, this is so hard because I feel like that happened. - See what I'm talking about? - And I know that. - Cole, you see what I'm talking about? - I'll see. - Yeah, right. Yeah, babe. We try to, yeah. Even though you just had a, not even a foot log. You had the giant where they go past the foot log and they give you like a 60-inch sub. - Okay. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, that catering sub that you just touched on. - That's a six foot cater. - You just took down with a big gold, with a 64 ounce root beer. Now she's asking you, are you hungry? - Right. - Or damn well you don't have any room. You gotta say yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean that had, that honestly that happened to me earlier this week. - Yes. - And I was like, so I was starving. And then I was like starving and I asked him, he asked me if I wanted to go to dinner, or something really, really like. And I was like, oh, like let's just go to dinner. And then like he ordered, but he wasn't really eating. And I was eating, I was like, you're not hungry? I was like, oh, I ate something bad at lunch. I said, why did you ask me to dinner? - I see, you see the levels we will go. - Yeah. - One scene. I mean, hey, I didn't put the cat out the bag, did I? - Sure. - Oh, I didn't. So now you're dead. So since you put it out the bag, so you're seeing someone, or talking to someone. - I don't know. It could be. - Yeah. (laughing) - Boy, you can hang up. - I'm just saying. Hey, she's free agent as has been interviewed. - Summer League. - Summer League. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interviewing. - Yeah, yeah. Interviewing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interviewing. - How's it been going? I mean, hey, the world knows your life. You got to realize, Nina, they have been with you in your life for five years. - That is very true. - You don't? - Honestly, it's going well. I mean, you know, like, he's a labor like you. So there's, like, so many other things. You know, like, he's a labor like you. So there's, like, so many times where I'm, like, I look at him, like, oh, my gosh, like, he's doing too much. But, you know, you pop him in my head. But, yeah, he's really cool. He's really cool. So far, so good. Like, so far, so good. Only thinking positive thoughts. - That's what I'd like to hear. - Yeah. - We gonna leave it at that. I just wanted to embarrass you just a little bit. We gonna let you go. As always, I appreciate you. And I'll talk to you in a little bit. - Okay. - You guys have a good day. - All right. - Okay, bye. - Wait till your listeners find out. Nina's just AI this whole time. She's not even real person. - Oh, wow. Wow. I don't have a assist. Damn, boy. Damn. Let's hit a jack. I think, yeah, let's call Jack. Let's call Jack. Let's call Jack. Let's call Jack. (beeping) - Call Jack. (beeping) Jack. - What's going on? - Now, much of my guy I'm here with, what's up to Jack? - Jack. - What's up, boy? - What's up, boy? - How you doing? - Yo, yo. - All right, man. Question of the day. Let me ask you this. And this is coming from your understandings or your ways or what you have done in the past. When is it all right to lie to your girl? - I'd say, I'd say white lives, certain white lives, meaning if she's going to get a birthday present, about how they give something like that to where, you know, you're like, hey, I need to pick up something, or I have a doctor's appointment, then you're, you know, instead of that, you want to go pick up the gift or have everything ready. - I'd say to a thing like that, but when it becomes to where you're losing the trust, then that's when, you know, you're getting trouble. - Okay, let me ask you this. Do I look good in this, you want it? - If it's something casual, just, and this is my opinion, just to make it hurry up or, you know, should we fall faster than yet? - See, we just talked about that. When there's somewhere to be in a reservation involved, she looks perfect. - That's right. - She looks perfect. - You just ate, you are full, and she asks you, are you hungry? Knowing now she is hungry. You lying, are you telling the truth? You know she's hungry. Go ahead. - But the food I already done with it? - You're full. You just came from dinner or something. - Yeah, you just came from maybe your work lunch. - Yeah. - And now she-- - Yeah, go ahead. - Well, I mean, if, if, I'll tell her, you know what, I ate. If she don't like it, then, I mean, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the truth that you like it. - I'm with Jack on that. - Go ahead. - What are you gonna have to meet sweats and eat another meal? - But, okay, here's the thing too, is like, let's say, for example, Jack is out. You just said he had a T-bone. Most likely he's gonna hit up his girl when he goes home. Hey, you want me to grab something too. He would be fullers to come home and be like, I'll wait till you get home to eat. - Okay. - Yeah. - You got food ready, or you want me to grab something for you? I just ate. I'm not going out to eat again. I can, I'm gladly to pick something up for you. - What if you didn't tell her you were going out to eat, and she waited for you to eat? - See, now you're making it two lives instead of just the one. - I'm saying, what if you didn't tell her you were going to eat? You're going to have a bit of a voice. - I wouldn't lie about it. I can't fake eating more. You know what I mean? Like, if I didn't really want to hear, but do you really want to hear? I've been waiting for you so we could go out and eat something. - You know I was out the boys. What do you think I'm not going to eat if I've been out for a few hours? - Why did you say something? Oh my gosh. Like, now you put me in the house. That's why you don't keep that from her. Now I'm eating with the boys. If you want, I can grab you some. - I've just said. I just, I'm putting it out there. I'm putting it out there. You don't realize these things do happen. - Oh yeah, a hundred thousand percent. And they expect us to have every answer correct. It's like, no, that's not how that works. You know? If anything, I'd be like, you know what? I'll just do an appetizer with you just to be a little more considerate. - Do you want to play? - Do you want to play? - Do you want to play? Do you want to play? Do you want to play? - See the inflation ratio present? - I'm not going to buy something right after you ate. - I'm like, I'm sorry. I'll do that, but this meal, I will buy a meal, but that's going to be my lunch for tomorrow. - So you're going to sit here and let me eat by myself? - No, I'm still, I'm still. - No, I bought dinner. - She didn't wish. - She still could have ate by herself while you were out. - I can't believe you. I'm just, I'm playing. I am just simply playing devil's advocate. I just want to know what, I mean, because now, hold on. If you were sneaking around eating that nice restaurant she likes, or someplace I just opened, then you already lied, you know? So it's like, at that point, you probably just want to keep it. - Do you, my question is, you end up watching a show she's been wanting to watch, and now she was waiting to watch it with you together. Do you lie, or you watch it with her? - No, tell her. - See, that's the thing. - See? - Yeah. - I mean, I'm a good actor. I can act surprised when... - Just don't go to that dude. Just don't go to the bathroom during certain part of the day. Where you going? Ah, this part's boring. - Yeah. - I mean, that's my question. Do you lie and watch, you know? - You shouldn't. - I think... - Go ahead, Tom. - Well, I want to say, I want to say in the beginning of the relationship, it's just the word of that. But once you get to the point where you already know how she's going to be afterwards, then, you know what, then not risk the night and ruin it because it could have been a reservation of, you know, four stars, Michelin type of restaurant that type of thing, took a while to reserve the night, then to that extent you might have to. But I mean, if you really love this person and you really think they should be honest with you at all times, then you're the one of the times that you used to expect them as a person to be like, "Yeah, you know what, I ate or I'm sorry." You know, communication, there it is. You want to make for something like that. But, you know, can't be doing that all the time. You know, all you would be, is that that? No. - As far as the show... - As far as the show, listen. Game of Thrones comes on Sunday. Sharp. I don't want any spoilers or anything, so... - Oh, damn. - You got to be there to watch it. - You can't wait for me. - Wait, what? Are you being out on a Sunday late or? - I mean, do you remember? Hold on, Jack, us three were in Vegas one time. - Yes, sir. - And the Game of Thrones. It was one of the best episodes. It was Sunday we were here, fired up. Us three grown men fired up a laptop in the room and we all watched it. - Hey, yeah, that was a percent. We were off the day with it. - But here's the thing, if it's her show and she introduce you to it, you probably better not. - Okay. - Probably better. - Oh, yeah. - And if you do, don't say anything. - Exactly. - You can see yourself. - Oh, yeah. - You can see yourself. - So you want a lie? You can see yourself. - Listen, girl. You know how spoilers run rampant online on social media. I can't risk this. - Oh, yeah. - Hey, yeah, is that the line you're going with? - It's too many spoilers. - What social media? - Yeah. - Too many spoilers. - Yeah, man. - All right, Jack. I appreciate you, my boy. I'm going to let you go. - I appreciate it. - I'll take it easy, guys. - That's what I want. - See, he said white lies. Like surprise, because when you have to act or whatever, you know. - Yeah. - See the food. I would never like, like, I would never, yeah, exactly. - You put yourself in that place. - Exactly. But if we can call one more girl real quick, where is she? - Oh, I am stuffed licking your fingers. I'm going to put on my sweats and go to sleep. - Oh, my God. - She's hungry. Wow. - Hey. - Can't do that. - Oh, no. - I'm a champ. - Hello. - Jules. What up? - Yeah. How's it going? - chilling. - Quick what's up, Jules? - Jules, what's going on? - Hey, Chloe. - All right. Question of the day. When is it all right for a man to lie to a woman? - Never. - See, see what I'm talking about? See, shit. - Let's be honest. - Never. - There's nothing, there has to be leeway. - Yeah. 100%. - Okay. I mean, are you going to, are you buying me a gift? - See? - Are you supplying me with a truck? - That's part of a leeway. - Yeah. You said never, right? - I mean, yeah. But that's not really a lie. That's more of like, you're just keeping a secret. - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Right when you say. - I mean, this is your world and your question. So I'm not, I'm okay. - Is withholding information a lot? See, that counts as a secret too, right? - Yeah. - Is that a lie? - I don't know. I don't know, I think about like, that we were on a fine line. - Yeah. See, it's a great. - Once again, I think it depends on what the secret is. - All right. Let me ask you this. You asked, do I look good in this? Do you want me to lie or tell you the truth? - Yeah. I want you to come in the truth. - Yeah. But that means you're going to go upstairs and change and we have a dinner reservation and you're going to make us late. - Well, I'd rather be late than ugly. - See, but even if we say you look good, you're still going to change into another outfit. - Whoa, why would I change if you saw me? I look good. - So guys, I would always want my man to be 100 with me. - Okay. - Like, I, I, just the same that you would do with your boys or girls would do with your girls. You know what? First of all, you don't want whoever you're going out with looking like a mess and wearing something that's embarrassing. One, that sucks. - Yes. - They should already know like the ballpark of what they should do. - No, not only. Sometimes people think of it, you know, they're rocking it and it's like, you know, you should really get rid of those pants because they suck. That's just keeping it real. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. I don't know. - Wouldn't you want your girl to tell you the same thing? - No, Klaus, put that shit on. So, I mean, thank you, Corey. - Your girl will be more honest, though, as far as what she likes in a guy. It's just mostly because a guy normally doesn't care how he dresses. - Yeah. - You know, like, but a guy in the other hand will tell a girl, she looks good. - Yeah, like I said, less honest. - I used to have to worry about how Corey dressed, but, you know. - Absolute bullshit. - After we started hanging out, it becomes best friends. - I used to have the number to my tailor, right? That I gave you? - I didn't even know what a tailor was. Off the rack, baby. - Yeah, stop firing. - Bullshit, guys. - Rockin' a Miller outpost. - Rockin' a Miller outpost. Thank you. - This guy's out of his body. - That's what belts are for. - Oh, my gosh. Got a Louis Vuitton belt holding up Acre Blues. This guy is out of his body. - Her man is over there. - Beyond tubular. - Oh, my gosh. All right. So, let me ask you this, then. You asked me, are you hungry? No one I just ate means you're hungry and you want to know if I'm going to eat with you. Should I lie or tell you the truth? Because I feel like-- - Oh. - Yeah, because I feel like if I say no, I'm full, you're going to be upset and not eat. But if I said I'm hungry, now you're going to eat because you're hungry. - And that's a lie from the guy. - 100%. - I mean, I don't know. I think I'm going to eat regardless. But I mean-- - I mean-- - See? - You see? You see? You see? - Yeah, I don't know. - Why is that? That's not a weird question. - It is a weird question because if I know that you just ate, why would I be asking? - You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know that. - You just got home. - Oh, I don't know that you just ate. I got you. I got you. I got you. Well, I mean-- - That I mean right there for guy. - Let's ask the food, women and food, it's a touchy subject. - Yeah. - The guy would be happy at Jacknabuck. - Jacknabuck. - You know? - Well, yes, these are the numbers, levels throughout too. So like, are we going out? Am I trying to go out? Am I trying to cook dinner at home? - No, see, that's like the difference with guys. You know why women call guys dogs? Because we can eat the same shit every fucking day. - No, but I'm saying that it matters as far as the lie. If I'm over here saying like, "Ooh, let's go to this place tonight." And you're over here like low fuel, like, "Fuck, I just ate." And she really wants to go. - Yeah. - Then it's like, "Yeah, maybe lie to me and do what you need to do to get hungry because I'm trying to go through her." - No, no. - But if I'm trying to cook dinner at home, who cares? Don't you think that? - You can still go out without him having to lie. He could hit you with, "You know what, I just ate? But if you want to come, let's go." - But I won't eat and I'll sit there watching you. - But I won't eat and I'll sit there watching you. - I don't care. You want to sit there and watch me eat? That's all good. I've just been trying to go to this place because I'm-- - As long as there's no hurtful, like, "Oh, you ate without me?" - Yeah. - Yeah. - Have you ever said that? - You ate without me? - Like upset. Be honest. - No, not upset. Never. Never upset you ate without me. But I will be annoyed if I have something-- if I'm coming home to cook dinner and I'm like, "Oh, you already ate? Like, I'm going to hold dinner that I'm going to make snow." - Annoy. - No, because I'm still going to enjoy my dinner. - They should do a prank. You know how they do a lot of pranks? The guy comes home with a fast food or a good place that he picks up from but only got it for himself and see what she says, but he obviously has a favorite meal. - I've seen it. I've seen it. - Oh, they've made it. - But I haven't seen it where she's cooking and he comes home with fast food. That's what I want to see. - Does he know-- - Oh, that would be hilarious. - Yeah, you know I'm cooking. - Can you help me talk to him? You know, he's going to get cold. - Oh, hey, yeah. - Ask him for him. - I'm going to ask for it. - I'm just saying. - What would you do? - Huh? - What would you do? - No, no, no, I'm asking Chris. - Oh, fuck it up. - Let's say being you went to Happier, you ate, but it was an impromptu meeting. Like, she didn't-- she didn't know. You just stopped. - I mean, we don't all-- when we go out to eat, it's not like we're eating for seven. - Like we-- - Okay. - Okay, we always got light. - Okay. - Luckily enough, we-- whenever we hang out, we don't be like, "Oh, no, I'm like nah." - But you come home, she-- there's this-- all you can eat sushi spots, she's always wanted to go to. What are you going to say? - Let's go. - And then you got to-- - Yeah, I know. - You guys are usually always rallied. - I don't know if we go out the next time, but I'm going to tuck it out. I'm going to tuck it out on the food. I'm going to tuck it out on the food. - You might have to pick. - You might have to order his sake bomb. - Oh my gosh. - Sake bomb is seaweed. - I might have to just throw it up and just call it. - Yeah, you might have to-- you might have to hit that bowl. - I mean, you got to do it. You got to do it. - Yeah, I might have to throw it up, yeah. I might have to throw it up-- throw it up the happy hour in order-- in order to eat the sushi. - Damn. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Super carved up meal too. - No, no, no, no, then you got to only get sashimi. You just pay to actually get rid of-- hey, I'll pay for the rice. - For the piece? - Yeah, I'll pay for the rice. Fuck that. You know, sushi-- - You know, after two hours, you know, sushi, you're hungry again. Yeah, so yeah, no, yeah, yeah. I'll just-- I'll just pay for the sushi, like, just charge-- overcharging for the rice. I'm picking-- I'm picking the lesser of, you know, the better of two evils. - I'm just trying to watch my figure. - You tell a girl you're trying to watch her figure, who you trying to leave me for? - What? - Damn. - Damn. - This is my routine. Before I met you. - Uh-uh. That's crazy too. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, uh-- I was talking to a woman and-- I'm not trying-- she knows who she is once-- because once she hears this, but-- it had been a minute since we had talked, and she was like-- you know, and she-- we FaceTimed, and she was like-- oh, she got you skinny. I was like, what? - After FaceTime? - I was like-- I was like, what do you mean? She was like, damn, she-- you got-- you got-- you got there and got skinny, and I was like, what? I was like, no, she was like, no, because when we were hanging out, you was-- I was like, what? I thought-- - You were sick and happy. - Hey, I knew I was sick too. I was like, ooh, I gotta-- I gotta-- so, yeah, I mean-- I don't know, yeah. Women-- I don't know, y'all pay attention to everything. That's-- - Yeah. - I don't know if it's better or worse, but I mean-- - That's why we're the better of the sexers. - I mean, look, this is what I'm saying. That's why sometimes we have to omit some things to keep you guys happy. Why ruin both of our days when you could ruin my day alone? - I mean-- - That's true. - Do y'all understand that? That's my question. And maybe I need to have a one-on-one talk with y'all. Do y'all understand that when we're in a relationship, your mood directly affects my day? - Yeah, but that goes both ways too. - No, absolutely not, absolutely not. - Yes, it is. You cannot swing that one way, my guy. You can't. Sorry. - Are you feeling about that? - I can say it to you. - Say it again? - I said, when a woman's mood is-- when she's upset, your day is gone to hell. - If you don't tread carefully, yeah. - No, I mean, your day is already hell. If she's already upset, that means you already know what you're coming home to. You're coming home to hell in the handbasket. When her day is good, it don't matter how bad your day can be. At least her day is good. I can deal with this. - Yeah. - Her day is bad. - Yeah. - Our day is bad. - Our day is bad. My day is bad. I just think I'll tell you. - Hello? - Mm-hmm. - Do you see how that works out? When my day is bad and I don't tell you-- - Do you even try to put up effort to cheer her up? - Or at that point, just listen and nod. - 100%. Hey, do everything that usually makes her mad. - But what if I just worked the double and I'm tired? - It doesn't matter. - The game's up. - Football season. - None of that matters. - None of that matters. - None of that matters. - None of that matters. - My boys are online. - My boys are online. - My boys are online. - It doesn't matter. Nobody is online. Let me explain something to you. You know how you see that? You ever see that movie, See Biscuit? Or you ever see horses at the racetrack where they have the blinders on and they can't see but nothing in front of them? Nothing else matters but in front of them? Nothing else matters but that woman making sure that she has everything she needs and you don't trip over. - I hate either. - And you don't trip over and fall because you know if a horse falls and he breaks his leg. - He does. - Okay. - Right. - Okay. - Okay. Okay. So that's what I'm trying to tell you. - Happy wife happy. - Happy wife happy. That is a hundred percent true. Whatever is going on in her life. - Happy husband. - Huh? - What about happy husband? - What about him? - When does he get his time? - You get the big piece of chicken. - His time. - That's Chris Rockwood. - He's happy if she's happy. - Yeah, a hundred percent. That shit is true. - Why can't you be happy if I'm happy? - Huh? - Why can't she be happy? - Shh. - They don't work like that. - I'm telling you from home. - I'm telling you from home. - Imagine if you just have the greatest day of your life. - And if you walk in and tell it you from experience, boy, it does not work like that, my guy. - I'm talking to you. You walked in the house dancing. - My house. - That's absolutely nuts. He'll click jumping in the air. - Absolutely not. You leave that shit in the car. - You got a promotion at work. - It don't matter. You leave that shit in the car. - I think if you have a good woman who really loves you and supports you, she's going to be excited. - I am. I get excited. - I am. - Hell no. After your shit day, the excitement that you should have versus excitement that you better want to tell that news. - Yeah. Exactly. - After the storm settles down. - Exactly. Exactly. You open an umbrella in a hurricane? - I mean, it's raining. - We did ask that as another topic. - I think if you're having a great day, you do too. - Hell, no. Sometimes you got to keep them to yourself. - Oh, boy. - I'm just saying. I'm not going to-- - You got to disguise your day. You're like, "Yeah, that's okay." - Yeah. It's all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Best day. Yeah. Right. I mean, you know how it is, work. We working through it. - It's good. Not too bad. How's your day? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm more care about you. - My day is good as long as yours is, baby. - Yeah. You know, we a team. We a unit. When you good, I'm good. Okay. - You got a promotion. She got fired on the same day. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. All right. Your life sees to exist. - You go to your boss, "Hey, can you not give me that promotion?" - Hey, can we wait like two weeks before we announce it? You give the money now, but let's wait two weeks. I got to put a hold on this. My wife is going through some things. I don't want this in the newsletter. - Hey, she's going to visit me at work. I'm in the mailroom. - Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Matter of fact, let her know I got to come down. - I'm doing maintenance. - Yeah. Yeah. That got to downgrade my efforts. All right, Jules. I'm sorry. We're going to let you go too much bullshit time. I appreciate you to the moon and back. - Always. I appreciate you guys too. - All right. Later. - All right. Late. - Bye. - I mean, it's like that sometime, you know, and we'll table that for the next one. I'll put it on our list because, guys, like I said, make sure you guys catch the Wednesday. Fit your 15-minute break on Wednesday. We are going to start to actually start video in all the pods because I've had so much great feedback on everything you guys have been saying about watching it on YouTube and checking everything out and wanting to see our reactions and wanting to know more about everything else. Guys, I thank y'all from the moon and back, you know, without y'all. This wouldn't even be possible. I thank you guys for continuing to just keep pushing us and telling everybody else about us. All right, my guy, Khoi, we are out. First of all, I want to thank everybody for listening. Whether you're listening to the Google Play, I Heart Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, SoundCloud Pandora, you downloaded that MendoNo podcast app, I can't thank y'all now. Whether you're listening to it on, first of all, merch show is open. As always, hit me up on Instagram at MendoNo, Twitter at MendoNo1, shoot me an email, chris@medono.com or hop on the MendoNo.com website and shoot me a message. Khoi, my guy, we are out. How many pictures are on y'all? You pull up all these pictures and you're like, "Oh, that's the dessert you're eating?" All right, so, that's the candle, okay, that's the same, careful. 45 minutes to an hour. 45 minutes? Wait, can you run that long? No offense. I'm pretty darn young. Everything, bro. That was what you did? Yeah, for birthday. I think the guy is more comfortable being alone than a girl, but I mean, that's the whole number. I think... [applause] [applause] [applause] (applause) [BLANK_AUDIO]