On this episode, Chris & Koi call some friends up to find out if you have to get rid of your mattress every time you get into a serious relationship!
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The Mattress
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Chuminimo, Chris @MendoNo.com, or hop on the MendoNo.com website. Shoot me a message, Cory, my guy. How are we doing? We talking shit today. Let me let you know this. Man. What do you got? Do you have to replace your mattress when you get in a serious relationship? Because of... Oh, wow. All the paths. So, if I do, you're saying, for my mental... I mean, not your mental for her. Does she want you to change your mattress? Oh, that... I don't think I'd... Hey, hey, even better. Let's find out. That question, actually. That's fine. You know that was a bad idea. Is she buying it? We'll find out right now. Give me the one that rises up. I mean, we'll find out right now. Memoryphone. [phone rings] Hello. Hey. What up? What are you up to? Hi. Poutine dinner. What are we eating? What are we eating? What are we eating? Hi, by the way. What are we eating? Hi, Jimmy. What are we... What are we eating? What are we eating? Well, Will is eating some shrimp and pasta and Billy and I are eating chicken and pasta. If he gets shrimp, imagine what we get. I hate that. He's a chicken. Hang up. Don't hang up. Alright. That's not both of you. We have a question and then I want you to actually pass the phone to my guy. Let me ask you this. How am I going to say this? Okay. Check this out. Guy gets into a serious relationship with a girl. Does he have to change? Does he have to buy a new mattress? I think no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I've always wondered. I think there's quite a little healthy debate going online that no woman wants sleeping and where another woman is slept. Okay. Well, with that rationality, then you wouldn't want the same dick that another woman got. Yep. Is she going to replace her? Right. What are we doing? Just saying. I'm just an advocate of a good conversation. That's just me. You're better. You're a homie. You got your daughter. Yeah. That doesn't make sense to me. Like, what if a guy said that? What if he was like, oh, I don't want to be in a vagina that someone else was in? Like, okay. It's like when you come over to the girl's house and the dog, she goes in that. I hardly do this in the dog. I've never done this before. Yeah. I agree with Jimmy on that one. All right. Let me find out. Let me find out. Let me. Let me talk to my guy. Let me talk to my guy. Okay. Hold on. Put my guy on the phone. Put my guy on the phone. What's up, Billy? How you guys going? We chilling. We chilling. Hey, that's no devoys. We all need all that. Yeah. Family question for you. Question for you. Do you think a man needs to change his mattress upon getting into like a serious, serious relationship? No. Why? I mean, some women say that he should change his mattress. I don't want to. Are they buying it? Yeah. Hey, my boy. Hey, my boy. I just want to know. I mean, some people. If they're going to buy the new mattress, then yeah, we change it. But otherwise not. I mean, some women don't want to sleep where another woman has laid their head. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do I have to get a new car too? Because we've got many girls. Yeah, exactly. Wait, wait. I'm just saying, my boy. Some people are saying this and a third and I figured I said, you know what? Let me call up some people, get some rational answers and see where we are at with this. So that way we aren't. I don't know. It's kind of. Yeah. To me. I mean, we agree that as guys, that's unreasonable or is that like a weird question at a left? I think we can buy new sheets. I'm down. Yeah. I think that's the last. Yeah. I'm down to buy new sheets. New sheets is fine. Okay. I can see the, I can see the sheets. I mean, like the pillows. Okay. Yeah. But the whole damn mattress. The whole damn mattress. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I love my mattress too. Is that box spring coop? Okay. You know, you, you creaked some of those. I mean, I had four or two. Yeah. I mean, that's pricey. Oh, I'm gonna say it does get pricey. I agree with you. Yeah. That should sound pricey. And it is pricey. I wouldn't. Yeah. I mean, you know what? Well, I'll say we wouldn't do it. But push come to shove. If it's turning into a long term thing. I mean, I was doing for doing anyways. But it started turning into, you know, we could act hard all we want, but when it's turning to something, a long term thing, like some long, long term thing, and she want to swap out the mattress. And everything else would say no, but so Costco had a month to have pretty. Yeah. I mean, that wouldn't even, that wouldn't have been a thought to me, like, personally, like. I hear you. I don't know. That's weird. I hear you. I hear you. Imagine if you had an expensive mattress. Like I'm talking about a thousand, a couple thousand dollar ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. No, it's not happening. New matches. They should be paying for it. The answer should be, I just got this. You got that went. I was like, still has a tag on it. Can't cut it off. My ex took the old talk. This is brand new. I had to get it. Yeah. You always have to say something like that. I was going to say something crazy. You got to say something crazy to calm down the crazy. You didn't think you would have to have that in your back pocket. Right. You got to say something crazy to calm down the crazy. That's, that's wild. That's diabolical. That is diabolical. I got to say something crazy to calm down the crazy. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly how that works. Hey. Most of the time. Yeah. Let me, let me, let me meet a guy that actually did that. Stop. There's plenty of guys that did it, bro. Yeah. I mean, somebody listening that has done that. I think I think it had bed bugs anyways. You know, I need to do that. Plenty of guys that did it, bro. Get out of here. Plenty of guys that started. Oh, man. That's hilarious. What have you rolled to some guy? He's like, he had that water bed for way back. With the lava lamp. How many girls did he have on that bed? You can't. You can't do sex on a water bed, bro. I quacked my head off. Family guy. That's 51. Goddamn. No, you can't. You can't do sex on a water bed, bro. That is the ball. Yeah. I feel like that. The water bed is the biggest scam ever. Nothing. Fucked your back up. You're sick. You're sick. You're sleeping. You're asleep. had you think you were balling because you have a water bed. How's that bad feeling buddy? You're 40. Damn. All right, babe. Get back to dinner talk. I said thank you man. I'll let you in a minute. Yeah, yeah. Okay, but all right guy. But. Damn. I mean, look, this is this is the thing. Like, if you, you, this is my thing. And this is all safe. You know, we all laugh and joke and say that we wouldn't do it, but in certain situations, you're like, man, like, well, I'm moving together. Yeah, I'm moving together. Not even that. Like a lot of us guys, like we don't, like, we are a creature of habit and we don't need too much change in our life. So if you went to her house, you wouldn't even think about her better. Most of us have slept on the floor. Like most of us as guys, there's plenty of times that boys have been over and one of us, not even a couch will lay on the floor with a pill behind our head and be out and be out. If he's a cardboard doctor, maybe be out as sheet as a black plasma TV. We are just that simple of creatures. Like, damn, you could just sleep like that. Like, you know, best night, best night of your life of sleep. And plus, like, let's say you do change the matches, slip pretty slow. What are you going to say no to next time? Are you able to say no in everything? Are you, you know, just adhering to a community? No, I and that's definitely not just definitely not what you want to do or not even remotely come close to doing or even thinking about. I don't know. That's just me. We rolling into another one. Who am I going to call next? You know, you know, we got we got to call some women. We got we got to keep the women on the line. Okay, let's call Miss Kay. Hello, Miss Kay, what are you up to? I forgot it was three seven eleven day and so might be. Oh my god. Can we go to his Murphy? Okay, how long was that line? Yeah. No way, we walked in and out. There was no way there. On a hot summer day too. Yeah, well, it's crazy. Huh. Okay. I appreciate that. But it's also like almost eight o'clock at night in Texas. Okay. Oh, that's true. Okay. Yeah, that's true. Now here in California, you know, they'd be wrapped around anything free. Damn. Anything. I was joking. I have been free there. It's free. It's me. Yeah, that's a bar. All right, Miss Kay, question for you. Let me ask you this serious relationship. You get into a serious relationship. Does the guy have to change the mattress? I just want to know if this is like a serious question. This is a very serious question. Oh my god. She's thinking about moving in together. Who's mattress should keep it? I guess whoever's mattress is the newest. Okay. If you are not that secure enough to be like, okay, we're both. The 12 people have fucking past. Unless y'all are doing some really nasty fucking, sorry, unless you're doing some really nasty stuff without a sheet on there or like anything, like, I don't see what the problem is. Are you emotionally attached to the mattress? Because that's another issue. I mean, I'm just wondering. Question has came up here. The question has came up quite a few times. Some women have said that that mattress needs to get changed. Okay. So then if she replacing it, is she lying in the new one? I mean, I'm with you on that, but I mean, I'm just saying she wants a new mattress. I do whoever has the issue with it. They should replace it. I mean, she doesn't feel they should replace it. I've been really wanting that one. That temp repeated one that could go up and down. Oh, okay. That's it in sleep, huh? I got you. I got you. I'm put. Yeah, I got you. I want to try. I want to try different positions. Oh, I can't do that. Oh my god. Well, I just feel like that that will be there. Like, okay, if it's a insecure unit, if it's going to make her feel better, then you buy it because otherwise there's no logical explanation as to why a perfectly good mattress, if it's good and if it's not like disgusting and like old, then of course, like if it's a new mattress, then what's it like seriously? I just would look at the person and be like, really? Thank you. Okay. Let me ask you this. Okay. Let me ask you this though. See here, let me let me let me let me amplify the question. Let me let me play devil's advocate. You've been with him and you know, he a nasty boy. Okay. You know, he, why am I going to hurt my own feelings? I'm just, I'm just saying, you know, he a nasty boy. Y'all are going to move in together. If he's nasty and I'm moving I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm going to go ahead you mean like yeah I don't know it was just like I always wonder because I mean not to you know I would say you know there's plenty of men that have you know she wanted a new mattress she didn't say why I think we all know why she wanted a new mattress and I can see it okay I can say it a couple of days okay he blessed his wife or like you were the girl was moving into her house that used to be no no no they used to be like his married home I feel like if there's like a married situation it would be a little bit different got okay so if that's like I feel like that would warrant like I don't know it would be a little different if like somebody's moving into the home that they share as a married couple okay that would be I like that didn't do that like an exorcism yeah like already moving into this other woman's face who occupied it before me do I at least get a new mattress that's it yeah I would yeah yeah I mean yeah okay that's fair yeah that probably the only time I would be like I want a new mattress I do one paint the walls you do the bathroom I like that I mean I am a fan of how she answered that question too she wants that rain shower she wants that rain shower with the step through well that has nothing to do with this okay I mean the bamboo bag and now you just add into it she wants to Ralph Lauren she wants the Ralph Lauren couch that's $30,000 just as walnut. I actually my dream house is like $5,500 okay but it is the most like the most obvious looking couch like you just want to like lay in it I feel like and just stay there and like I with my kids it's like I want our living room to be like where we're all at like I don't want people to just like be in their rooms and so like I want us to be a family and like have a spot to where like we watch our scary movies and stuff in this couch I'm like dreaming about my son is looking at me like mom stop talking about the fuck you know who else laid in this oh my gosh all right miss K you and you go enjoy your go enjoy please go enjoy the slurpies oh my gosh he's taking into the place xbox he xbox is lower than me I mean I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm 7-11 for another couple hours I know you be free yeah I'll get you up later you know I gotta tell you something else but he said she said upon divorce you got to get rid of the mattress very interesting hmm I didn't think about that upon the divorce especially if you're still living there there's probably things you're gonna get rid of and start over quote unquote the fresh start 100% oh yeah 100% I like that I would have yeah I guess I don't like that mirror she's used it oh no no you got to relax oh who else my call here we go see if ash is free I think you're calling either chat oh my gosh I don't know if I'm going to call you uh oh my gosh I don't know if her phone's on side or what not but we will try one more time oh she's moving I think you're calling you do gadget no all right let's go with what am I gonna call next let's go let me see what to do free it's called jack doo doo doo there he is my pickup jack what up my boy Jackie there Jackie there yeah hello hello how we living how we living my boy well how we doing good man good man I'm here with cold course it was a jack what's up man hey how we doing good my god I got a question for you if you have a second yeah all right man we had some ladies on the phone right now and definitely want to get a male's point of view you get into a serious relationship has a woman ever wanted you to change the mattress no okay now let me ask you this if a woman asked you to change the mattress would you uh yes if she wants to go happy on it I'll tell her the thing he's always taking a hand yeah that's reasonable yeah Corey want the whole thing Corey want the whole thing not just me couple people we called you said all sudden is she is she paying for it she gotta be paying she gotta be fitting the bill she got to be putting putting it out well it depends because I one time was an a three thousand dollar bet oh and I got introduced to that and I was like oh wow so if it's something to that extent yeah then then she's gonna have to pay the whole thing but if it's something to where you know we could get a reasonable you know cow king that she wants and you know it's got the you know all I know she knows you know she wasn't the only she wants to be the only woman in that bed okay mom okay with that too then that's more a reason for it okay than everything then so before you said 100% want to be the only girls good are you cool with just being a cool 75 no are you just cool with being in the bed now oh wow I mean a girl even a girl even said that if if she was going into a relationship and it was with a recently divorced man then she would ask him to change the mattress yeah I mean and from that perspective I can respect that you know but like I said it's up to her if she paying for the whole thing what are we doing it it comes down to that so what if she says she wants you to pay and well let me remind you she doing every nasty little thing you want her to do she's she's a team player a ride or die she is your Harley Quinn to your Joker 100% she wants a mattress oh what a coin says this mattress is nasty already he doesn't have a point though he doesn't have a point though she's a crime scene the black light out there oh man but I mean if that sounds like that I respect that but I mean I think we should have the the food time first and it goes from there then the bed then you don't even have to worry about it being dirty or anything else so yeah so I mean I and respective I probably do it myself just out of respect for her okay and things like that but I mean if she's the one who's you know pushing the buttons or his to poke in the bed you know what yeah then you pay for it you know but I in in a gentleman way I wouldn't mind yeah I'd be like yeah you deserve that this is what's going on and I have no problem with moving in is a big thing you know it's like she's gonna be the one of course you're gonna compromise somewhat but like if she comes in just straight demanding things it's like damn yeah then that's a whole perspective slippery slow yeah then yeah they're bringing up all they have this exactly if she bring it all how many how many bodies have been how many this and then and then that's what enough oh yeah nothing then exactly you just got in for a minute but hey but my thing is if we doing it we doing it right would you ever ask on a swap to mattress if I see that it's dirty yet it's a different story yes dead man but if has it but if has it but if it has a history nah I'm paying on my semi this is the future while we're looking at top that shit key nothing forward I don't know I'm here is going to see you with this you're gonna get us all in trouble yeah I got it yeah yeah yeah I mean I'm glad I'm inside dead man tells no tales no tales man that's exactly that man all right Jack man get back doing your thing my boy I appreciate you to the moon of that no always man thank you for the college gentlemen always stay up cool later your bed has been there for you every night no matter what your days bad days and you just gonna get rid of it you'll get rid of you go get rid of the only thing that's being consisted in your life I don't know I don't know all right let's do do do this call more who am I going to call who am I going to call oh let me call you know I'm gonna call this will be a good call it's called me story go that up call one more time I know everybody's doing everything right now so I hate not running it back to see hello hey how are you good how's everybody doing everybody kicking around oh yeah she's kicking a lot man she's got a rave going on in there oh oh my gosh party oh a lot of class all right I'm here with Koi Koi say what's up boy um all right here's a question definitely want to know we've been talking to both men and women about this and this is the question okay you get serious with somebody yeah do they need to change their mattress no okay you know I mean I guess we don't don't get me wrong you should be changing your mattress like every 10 years just because you like sanitary reasons and you should be putting mattress covers on there anyway kind of sad but no like when that was like a big question that Jesse asked me when we got together and things got serious yeah because he had the bigger bed yeah and so he was like do you want to keep this mattress we can just go get another one no problem oh that's a that's a that's a loss move though fellas fellas that's a that's that's a different type he definitely asked me about it and I like just an FYI they're not super expensive a costo and they're super comfy but I told him don't you fucking dare get rid of this mattress mattress I've ever been on okay so like from like from I don't really care I don't like for bed yes I'm women do it though I do get it really you do play devil's advocate I want to hear this side I do get it though there are other women who are one very territorial of their men and I get it my illogical messes happen you know get it on the bed they don't want to be in a bed where other women have been laying you know really some women can't get past that some women are very you know you have your past life but that's your past life I'm now your future fuck everybody else and you need everything brand new like if she got you that throw it away burn it if she did this for you get rid of it she bought you that car to fucking bad trade it in like I know women like that oh yeah oh yeah I'm thinking to me I'm thinking she bought you that that's fucking awesome you know like you got to bring whatever out of it yeah she didn't take it from you and a lot of women do that even now when they break up oh I bought you that bed I'm fucking taking that bed I have no need for it but I fucking bought it so it's my now it's like a divorce but no I mean I'm not one of those women I'm pretty easy going but I get it because it's like you guys are gonna be sleeping in this bed this is where you guys are in tonight you don't want to think about his ex-girlfriends or his ex-relager her ex-relationships or whatever it may be it may be a big deal to you everybody's different well for sure I like that that's 100% true everybody is different everybody is everybody's kind of particular one one person said you know if you got a divorce and you're newly divorced and you come into someone's life and you're getting serious then she said she would ask to change the mattress no I mean if it I mean yeah if it's getting serious again I get it and now that I'm thinking about it I'm not at by any means the jealous type with Jesse you get stuff from his ex-girlfriend from ex whatever's however there's this one wallet that pissed me off with his ex- girlfriend and I wanted to light that thing on fire and I don't know why it made me angry why she gave it to him it was a wallet she had it made for him it's functional though it was like genuine leather it had his initials in it I bought him two other wallets and he's just like yeah you know I go to him all the time and he had this thing for like two three years and I'm just like why you have this fucking wallet get rid of it still looks perfect too like I mean they're just they're certain things and a mattress for me is not one of them but a pitley thing like a leather wallet that did it for me I was crazy okay I like that I didn't I didn't know that but I like that leather shoe shiner one of those things it's like a lifetime warranty so if it ever gets worn out they go get another one just like you want to know what she can do with that lifetime warranty she can take it to her no he needs her signature on it hey can you do it oh my god I give you everything you could ever need what the fuck do you need that shitty wallet for you know everybody's different everybody's 100% all right that was it I appreciate you to the mood and back I'm gonna let you go you should have been like you know what I only used to use this thing for condoms but now I don't need them anymore so let's call one more girl real quick with the initials that was probably like two hundred dollars to lifetime warranty what up what are you up to we know getting the house all nice and ready is a mr. coming back nice I'm here with cool quotes it was up there hello hello my gosh that she done forgot the package at the fucking door anyway yeah all right question of the day me and Coi want to know you getting serious in the relationship does the man need to change the mattress I mean I've never thought about it and cared like obviously I like to be a fan of hearing with the mother fuckers so if they've been sketchy and then it's the bed's already been kind of a miss I didn't we might just have to be using my bed but I don't really care except how do you watch I'm sure some people talk about it 90-day fiance in Harper you may brought that up go ahead okay well there's a guy there's a guy on there from 90-day fiance who has slept with 2,500 and 3,000 women and he kept a book and kept count and he has the same mattress oh no no that's not even a mattress at that point no oh well when his he's a broad one so when his lady from the US came over she's got the bed and that bed even just like the headboard like it was just like weird light pink like like I don't even know like the lore that was well first and first of all it's that's a lot of money to wear maybe he's at to buy a brand new mattress no no no this guy I make a lot no this guy makes a lot of money because he's a very ugly attract he's attractive but not my client very attractive guys but for sure have put like procedures and stuff very well known in his in Turkey and have his second trainer and stuff so he's got the money okay he's got the money he's designing her a brand new nose and he's designing it okay the motherfucker got mermaids okay so and you want to keep that then you won't duck that to the Hall of Fame you want to keep it you know oh yeah instead of the cant in Ohio you made them sleep on the couch they bought a new bed oh then you have like the whole book still and these bottles every time you've gone out and they had a bottle together you say about the bottles so this has now so no normally I wouldn't care unless like I said I'm serious he's a serial fucker why can't he be sentimental that bed that bed probably has has you don't know how many things I don't blacklight to it that I just like they have to be longer than 10 years like like what we had to go back and look we had a caller that said every 10 years you switch out your mattress oh for sure like I mean I have a sleep number so my dad was you know a little over 6k and that's how they're a little over yeah go ahead no I don't know what that what do you think yeah it's great I'm when I do get sleep without my dog killing me I'm great but they're like I've reached I've replaced the mattress topper because everything else is the air stuff but I replaced it about 10 years you know I'm just like eh I don't want you know get a couple like it off it you know anyone would go I want to refresh I'm purified my bed you know it's nice sometimes you got to purify it but not that's not gonna keep me from like force like make to get a new bed I mean yeah I mean unless he had 2,500 people of him out we wouldn't be talking I mean clearly okay this is the next question say newly divorced she's moving into his house should he have to get a new bed I mean I think that's just discretion I mean okay it's a bad 10 plus years old and it's like no I'm not saying but I'm just saying no I'm like it doesn't bother me I mean that was a marriage I got done and over with I don't care if the buddy comfortable we're getting rid of it but that matters at the end of the day can you sleep in it without hurting yeah I'm there to make memories with you the bed don't matter but if we're gonna be in that bed doing things I don't want no rickety bed with like a brain hurt me yeah is it still works we're gonna break it down to the door so her concern is more physicality yeah for general safe comfort comfort comfort uh-huh yeah comfort cuz we're gonna be breaking it in too so you out y'all be ready it better be ready all right I'm gonna let you go um I'll take I'll take you later we we got a couple I want to catch up on a couple things all right I can't wait I mean it was just the fact of matter everybody said no right unless you're paying for it unless uh newly divorced it was a yes which is cool I mean but like on the newly divorced how much time has passed before the new girl moves in you know I mean it can't be right after I mean and if it is right after I don't think you have any right to to say that right you know like yeah to come to his house and first you're lucky like he's invited over to live yeah this this is about to live right not just to come over yeah no that's about to live yeah I don't know we'll see but at the same time he's probably doing a cleaning of his house - yeah I'm pretty sure I don't want to never reminds me of yeah let's push this out like exorcist house Wow it hit it with sage yeah I'm gonna spend your first performance I want that you're right listen whether you're listening on Google play our radio Spotify Apple podcast 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