On this episode, Chris & Koi call up Kelli to get her take on the Cancer and Leo Sign. As well as dating those signs and what to expect!
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Hit me up on Instagram @MendoNo, Twitter @MendoNo1, sure, meaning my Chris@MendoNo.com. Hop on the MendoNo.com website, shoot me a message, coy, my guy. Yep. We had a couple of days off, back from break, little fiesta, let's get back into it. We are going to hit up the Zodiac Queen, Kelly, and you know what, everybody loved her episode. Let's just...I always say let's get back to it and get more...pick two more Zodiacs of a month and find out about cancer and Leo. Which is right now? Yeah, absolutely. So my thing is, I think everybody has been having those Zodiac questions, like who are they right today, like what is that, what to expect from that type of sign. Some people say the signs are mid, then this, that and third, everybody's different, but I think to a certain extent, a certain extent, they do play a part and they have somewhat of a percentage that is true. Not saying 100%, not saying 75, not even saying 50. But let's just get the idea, I guess like I said, put the ball park around, like put the ball around the hoop. You know, I mean, let's give her a call and here we go. Hello? Hello. Hi. How are we doing, how is everything? Oh my God. How are you? Amazing, I'm here with my boy, Koi Koi. Say what's up, Kelly? What's up, Kelly? Hello, hello. All right, Kelly, we call you our Zodiac Queen. I mean, the resident. Yeah, the resident, the zodiac, the radiologist, I mean, that's not a word, but... I'm blessing. I mean, you do know a lot. You know, everybody loved when you were on, everybody had so many... Everybody had more questions and definitely said like she needs to come back because, you know, you really, you know, you really know Zodiacs. You really know all that there is to all about... Can we call you an earthy girl? Oh. Would that be... Would that be... Would that be like more a cereal? Oh, okay. That's like the opposite of hers. Okay. I like that. I like that. I like that. What was that called? What was that word? Cereal? Cereal? How do you say it? So, that's like the ether. Oh, gotcha. So, that's like the... Oh, gotcha. Yeah. E-R-A-L. So, it's like, you know, the universe, the sky, the stars. Oh, I like that. Okay. The cosmos. I like that. Is that ether poison? No. Are you gonna call me cosmic or... Oh, I like that. I like that cosmic. I like that. I like that. All right. Let's get down to business. Okay. Month of July is Cancer and Leo. Yes. I'm actually a Cancer. Oh. Okay. So, first of all, when's your birthday? It's Saturday, the 13th. Oh, my gosh. Congratulations. Happy birthday. Two days? Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Happy birthday. Yeah. I gotta say something now. Yeah. I can't believe I'm gonna miss. So bad. I apologize. All right. It's okay. Okay. So, okay. So talk to me about cancers. Now, because now I really want to know, because this is coming from a Cancer too. Okay. All right. So, cancers are a water sign and they're, you know, just very emotional, very sensitive, sensitive to others and other feelings. Do you cry a lot? Sorry to start stepping. Oh, yeah. I cry easily, but like, I'm not saying like, I'm not like ugly crying. Okay. I'll get like very teary eyed over very sentimental things or something is like sweet or, you know, there's a puppy or something. Okay. Okay. I like that. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. I didn't know that. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. As well. Just, you know, being able to tap in all those emotions and stuff are usually like writers or healers. They are usually like, you know, one of your best friends. They're, you know, they love, love and God. Very emotional. People and everything. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let me, let me ask you this now. Being cancer, do you know your love language? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do. Okay. I want to hear them. Just go ahead. All of them. I mean, are you, are you more of a, uh, acts of service quality time? Um, it's hard to say. I think so cancers are also very, um, what steam does, I guess, will use the word moody. Okay. So it's not that we're like moody, like in a negative way, we're just very, like, we have many different moods. So I think it's important for our lovers to be able to read us and like what we need in that moment because sometimes we do need, you know, some acts of service and we're not, we're never going to ask for it. You know, we're very independent. Yeah, very independent. Um, but yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm like, we're, we're very much giver. So I think when it comes to like a sign that's very more expansive and like being a giver, then they're able to receive all sorts of things, but I guess maybe physical touch and quality time would probably be made big one. Okay. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Let me, and let me ask you this. Who are you more? Uh, who do you align more with compatible? Yeah, there you go. Like, what do they say? Sorry. We're, we're unknown. Wait, what did you say? Sorry. Who are you more compatible with? Like, what sign are you, do they say? Um, you know, there's, like, I kind of said in the first, you know, so that we talked about there's lots of different. I don't want to say misinformation, but just like people's opinions and whatnot. And I think it's a little very like dry and black and white, usually because they'll say, Oh, you know, or, um, cancers are so good with tourists or Virgo, but I tend to find that I'm not that great with earth signs. Like I'm better with fire signs or air sign. Okay. Fire signs are interesting. All right. All right. And, and I noticed you posted something that said, like, uh, Mercury was coming in retrograde or, like, I don't know what she posted that or, or something along those way. Okay. Go ahead. So the pre shadow of Mercury starts. I think it's July 16th. Oh, wow. So that's when you'll start to feel like, I think the pre shadow and the post shadow. And I was going to, with, I mean, it's worse than Mercury retrograde. So, like, what we talked about Mercury retrograde is literally mass. So it's like dividing the number of days of Mercury's year with earth year. And it gives you the amount of times that it has to quote unquote retrograde, which is go backwards for it to make it make sense. In our time, in our, like, understanding of time. So, but there's like two weeks before and after it, like, technically goes retrograde where it just kind of starts to slow down and you start to get that, like, pre effects of things. Okay. So, yeah, so you might start noticing, like, in a few days that, you know, like, you might start noticing that people are, you know, more forgetful or your phone battery might drain faster or you might lose things more easily or technology will start glitching out. And then that just leads into kind of a slow down of Mercury and Mercury being a planet of communication that just gives us time to kind of go introspective and kind of reflect on, like, our growth and our current present reality and things like that. And it's not even something that like you need to think about doing it's just something that naturally occurs based on that energy affecting us, just like the moon affects the water, Mercury's affecting on. Okay, so let me ask you this as a man. And let's just say I'm going to play devil's advocate if a man in a relationship. What should he, like, expect from his girl during these times right now, like you said. Um, I mean, it doesn't affect girls or boys. I understand. I know that. Just give me the exam. Yeah, I said devil's advocate. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I mean, you could just notice that, you know, communication. Okay, so that that's a great point. So communication, there's a lot more misunderstanding during Mercury. Because of the way that people communicate, they take things the wrong way. It's like they're looking through it through a different lens or hearing it differently. See, this is what I'm talking about for the fellas. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Just, like, slow down and, like, be patient and slow down and understand that, like, you know, it's just a time where you have to kind of cross your keys and dye your eyes and make sure everything on you read the fine print. It's like, honestly, like, it's a time where, like, if you, if you were going to buy a car or sign a contract or do something legally during Mercury retrograde, I would tell you to hold off. I've seen it happen. I've seen business, you'll get, like, some weird fine print thing happen and someone lose thousands of dollars because they signed during Mercury retrograde. It's just like, if you're aware of it, you can kind of, you know, pay attention. But I guess not do those things if you don't absolutely have to. Okay, I like that. Damn, I didn't think. Because you're just adding another risk. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah, like, communication. So it goes over any kind of communication written or spoken contract, all those things. So it's just one of those things where it's like someone could make the smallest mistake, but it be the biggest error. Right. I mean, and it does happen more often than not. So I'm not even going to not agree with that right there. Damn, it's crazy. Huh. That's good to know. I mean, like, well, I mean, just, I guess, in general, for men knowing, like, hey, from the next two weeks, be more patient. You were patient with her, you know, take a second, wait three seconds before you respond. You know, and know that maybe you aren't looking at it in the right lens to basically say, like, Hey, let me. I'm pretty sure you didn't mean it this way through text. Let me call you. Right. Yeah. Like, just, you know, don't like jump to conclusions, like just. To be on both ends, just like, take it. It's a good time. Like I said, if you can avoid signing a contract, then it's a good time to, like, maybe, you know, bigger conversations could not necessarily be put off, but definitely like, load down. Yeah. And, you know, use a little bit more. Disturment, empathy, and all that. It's a good time to work on your communication. Really? 100%. I like that 100%. All right, let's move over to the Leo sign. Oh, yeah. Oh, so in July. Yeah, 100%. Now, let me ask you this. What does, I guess, what is different about the Leo sign in July? Well, first tell me about the Leo sign, and then I want to know the difference from it being in July in August, like the difference. Okay. Yeah. So Leo is going to be a fire sign symbol of the lion. Um, so as a fire sign, fire signs are very just their focus on, like, water signs being emotion is more about that fire within the self identity. Um, and just bringing that passion out into the world through that kind of life work. Um, so Leo's in July are going to be a little bit more empathetic and sensitive to emotions like a cancer because they are, like, so close to that ending of cancer. Um, and the Leo's in August, they're going to be a little bit more of, like, those, like, you know, taking on the, they have no problem being the leader and allowed us to the room and, like, being the center stage, center of attention. Um, and not necessarily being selfish, but a little bit more, um, focused on their identity and individuality. As opposed to, like, July, Leo, that's going to be maybe a little bit more focused on more than that. Okay. I like that. Now, let me, I guess, who are they, who are they, like, if you could see a Leo, who are they super compatible with, like, damn, a Leo should be with this. And I know it's, it's the, you know, not everybody's the same and blah, blah, blah, but, like, humor me. I would say, yeah, just like on some basic foundational stuff. Yeah, for sure. Um, I mean, definitely another fire sign just because, you know, fire signs are just full of fire, so they can kind of really understand each other a lot. Yeah. So, I think, um, and water signs, like a Pisces or a Cancer, um, air signs, I would say, Gemini's definitely Gemini's, um, earth signs, and probably not so much. Really? Because they're real opposite. Got it. Okay. Well, earth signs are very grounded and they're very practical and they have that kind of, um, you know, energy going for themselves or the Leo's or, you know, our fire signs in general are a little chaotic and a little, you know, more off of the box and stuff. But again, that's just sounds like very basic. 100% 100%. Okay. Let me ask you this, and I'm super curious about it. Do you think people act more their sign or not their sign when they're start drinking? Let me start drinking. I mean, when you start drinking, I feel like inhibitions kind of the truth. Yeah. Somebody says the drunken tongue tells no tales. Yeah, I mean, my question is when you, let me, let me put you in the position. Uh, when you're out with my best friend, when y'all start partying and hanging out and going on vacation, do you think, uh, knowing her sign? Does she become more her sign or more of another sign? Oh, yeah. No, we're both water signs. So like we were literally just like having the deepest conversation. So we were all soft. So I love that. So I think that that's true for like a water sign. Definitely. We'll get more in their fields and I'll, you know, be down for an emotional conversation. If it occurs, uh, the fire signs just get louder usually. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. I didn't think about that. Damn. Hmm. I guess, you know, you, you actually like it. And as crazy as it sounds, you've actually answered a lot of questions for bed. Like just in general of understanding, I guess, I don't even want to say women, but just understanding. Or just knowing like, like looking up someone's sign or knowing their birthday would probably greatly just help them understand. I would even say, would you say that their sign and who they're about is would you say more or less than 50% right? Um, just based on the sun sign. I mean, I think it all, I think, I think going properly looked at it. A very, very helpful tool. I think it's just a nice way of, I don't think it's like, I don't think girls are out here like saying like, Oh, tell me your signs. You don't know they are. Okay. Well, if they're going to be like that, then whatever, because you know what, if a jump and I knock on my door right now, I'd answer it. But it's because you're very, yeah. But you know, but that's the thing like if somebody's going to be close minded, they're going to be close minded to more than just your zodiac signs. But I think it's just a really cool tool to like further understand people into like the layers of themselves because it's like, when you are going to like, you know, get intimate with somebody, you want to know like everything. You want to know like, just like silly things that, you know, they didn't even have control over like when they were born and how that influences them. Can I ask you a random question? Like, sure. Have you ever met somebody, whether a friend, a random, whatever family member, but they know nothing about their horoscope or their sign. But then they tell you what they are and their personality actually matches it. Or doesn't. Oh, definitely. I mean, yes, definitely like. I'm talking about people that don't even pay attention to it and then you kind of see how they are and you're like, it does match. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, half the time I can look at somebody and tell like, what they are physical. There's actually physical, like characteristics that you can look at somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Usually you look like you're rising sign typically. Um, but, you know, just, it depends on, you know, what kind of mixture is going on with all the signs and I can see it. I can, I can totally see it. Sorry. Sorry. I got, I got to be that guy. Yeah, I got, because I've seen a picture. Okay. So let me ask you this. Knowing and seeing you, what does your sign? What does your sign attributes say about you that are correct? Um, what, what about cancers that are correct? Yeah. Um, like physical. Yeah, I mean, oh, physically. Okay. Yeah. So cancer is time to have like watery, teary looking eyes like it could look like we're like crying when we're not. Okay. Um, but I probably am just actually teary or something. Um, we have rounder faces. Oh, wow. Um, and we usually have a larger chest. And, um, yeah, just like curvy, a lot of men, a lot of my eyes cancer, a lot, a lot of it, a lot of it are, are now putting that in their profile that they're looking for a kid. I mean, you can't go wrong with the cancer. I'm just a lot of little, you don't think men are going to do a deep dive on this. They are 1000% about to go into a rabbit hole because of this conversation. We're having right now. Oh, yeah, I can try. I'll try to sign. There's like a whole like thing of like the rising signs and it like shows like certain celebrities. And then it like you can see it. You're like, whoa. I like that. Yeah. What about people that just do not match their sign at all like to a T exact opposite. Like, is there an explanation for this? Um, I don't know that I've got to meet anymore. And I mean, they can think that they don't, but like it. I mean, it usually boils down to more than, you know, there's probably some real strong influence in their chart other than just their son sign that kind of, you know. Yeah, no, for sure. Or like, even I have girlfriends that don't know it would get time. They're born and they're born even stuff. And they're so bombed out that they don't know the writing time. I'm like, it's okay. You're not meant to know it. Fine. Like, you know, but I know I have another question for you because when you go out and then people know and they find out more about you, like, I can see somebody wanting to talk your ear off. Because I feel like once you get going, you get a crowd. I'm just saying I feel like once you get going, you get a crowd. Yeah. No, people, people do like to, you know, ask me questions or, you know, or just get into that somehow comes up in conversation or somebody's like introducing me to someone else, usually. Hey, hey, you brought up dating and introducing yourself. I got another question. When you meet a guy, what is the first thing you ask them? His birth time dot. No, I'm just kidding. But like, do you ever wonder, like, when does that come out of you? Like, like, Hey, you know, what's on your or when's your birthday? Does any of that come out of you? It's all just very situational. I feel like sometimes guys bring it up. So, or like, um, but I mean, I guess it just depends if I'm like super intrigued and like, I maybe, maybe if I like, and like, some things like kind of my intuitions going off about it and like, I like need to know. Or if we just like kind of get some one and one time and we're just having a good conversation, I'll be like, have you overdone your birth chart? Like, you know, it's a great, it's a great icebreaker. And then honestly, like, I feel like, whoa, like, uh, that's crazy that you just told me all that. I mean, I guess it's, it's fun when it's right. You know, I mean, and I feel, I feel like more than less, you're, you are probably right or spot on when guessing. And I, because I'm pretty sure a lot of guys was like, oh, yes. And I'm pretty sure you have probably like three or four telltale signs that will probably narrow it down a lot for you. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm not always like just trying to guess. I mean, I definitely like to get to know people on various different wavelengths of themselves. I guess it just depends on how the conversation starts and, you know, or talking about something completely different than that or whatever. I like that. All right. I'm going to let you go, Kelly, once again, an amazing quick conversation with you. Every time, yeah, and that's why I don't want to rush it. Like, I want to like actually have you on like once a month. So like because of the fact that every, sorry, let me send it to every month. Like, I feel like everybody gets to know a little bit more about everybody else's, you know, birth sign, not even that just kind of just gets more into it without the overload type of thing. Yeah, yeah, and you kind of maybe opening up some minds. Yeah, and you actually explain it very well to to where I'm not like completely lost. So, thank you. I appreciate that. Absolutely. It's like it's in the cancer. Yeah, I know a hundred percent. We appreciate you to the moon and back. I'm going to send something out to you tomorrow. Happy birthday. And I can't wait to hear from you again. I appreciate you. All right, guys. I can't wait to talk to you next month. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. Hey, I like it. But he is always who they are. Yeah, very, very interesting. Have you ever used like you meet a girl and you find out what her birthday is and you look it up and see why they will tell you the last, almost like I'd say the last three out of the four women. I've dated were Scorpios. And it's probably because my mom and my sister are Scorpios get along well. We have some time, but we still in the buddy heads or whatnot. But I mean, we just are own in that. Let's get out of here. First form. So, I want to say everybody for listen with your list to it on Google Play. I had a radio spotify Apple podcast, SoundCloud Pandora. Or you downloaded that Mendo no podcast app. I can't thank you on the commercial. Hope and as always hit me up on Instagram. Mendo no Twitter. Mendo no one. Shoot me name on Chris at Mendo no dot com or hop on the Mendo no dot com website and shoot me a message. Go on my guy. We are out. How many pictures are on Yelp? Pull up all these pictures. They're like, oh, that's the dessert you're eating. All right. So, that's the camel. Okay. That's the same. I know what that is. It's 45 minutes to an hour. 45 minutes. Wait, can you run that long? No offense. No offense. I think a guy is more comfortable being alone than a girl. But I'm about to hold on to the show. I think. (audience cheering)