On this episode, Chris & Koi get some things off there chest on this latest edition of the rant!
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Cheers. (dramatic music) - How many pictures are on Yelp? Full of all these pictures, they're like, oh that's the dessert you're eating? All right, so, that's the candle. Okay, that's the same candle. (laughs) I know what that is. And, 45 minutes to an hour. - 45 minutes? (dramatic music) Wait, can you run that long? No offense. - That's like I'm married. - That's insane, bro. - That was that what you did? - Yeah. - On birthday. - And look at this. - I think you guys are more comfortable being alone than you've been a girl, but I'm not alone. (audience cheering) - First of all, I want to thank you right for listening to the Mendo no podcast. I'm the man of many friends here, hosting Creative Chris Boone. And here on the podcast, we talk with a bunch of guys. We ask a bunch of them questions over on the cocktail. (audience cheering) Whether you're listening to it on Google Play, I have a radio spotify Apple podcast, SoundCloud Pandora. You downloaded that Mendo no podcast app. I can't thank you all now. - Merchures open, as always. Hit me up on Instagram @MendoNo. Twitter @MendoNoOne. Shoot me an email, chris@MendoNo.com or hop on the MendoNo.com website. Shoot me a message for my dive. - Kio. - Back here with a rant. There we get some things off our chest. My first question to you is, how tall is, how tall of a woman can you take? - Dang. I'm obviously not the tallest guy. - I'm not saying you are, you aren't. - Yeah. - But I'm just saying. - Ooh, that's a good question. - Six five? - No. - No? - Six five. - Damn, you're talking about almost a foot taller than me. - Okay. - There's gotta be someone give or take within my height. - Really? - Within a few inches, yeah. You can't they at WNBA player? - No. - Really? - Sorry. - Is she, I mean, all that money? Is that real dating or is that me just trying to get money? - Really? - Real dating. - What if y'all can't survive? - She played for, you know, she liked the same team, but y'all got a hole. - We catch a vibe. - Yeah, you catch a vibe. - But think about it. You think about the optics when you walk around. - At her? Y'all having a great time. - Hey, it's easy for you to say. Easy for you to say. - I'm just saying. - I'd be like, hey, would you date a seven footer? - Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, seven, two. Yeah. I don't, I do, I'm my choke slam. - Yeah, that's fine. - Figure it out, figure it out. I don't think I have a height limit. - Yeah. - You know, even if she's, you know, four, 11, seven, seven, one, seven, two, I'm cool. - Yeah, like you're, you're over six feet though. So you can go under. - It doesn't matter. I don't feel like it matters. I feel like-- - So if you didn't know me. - I was on the dance floor, slow dance was 76-5. What would you say? - Hey, he got one. - No, he wouldn't say it. - Yeah, I would. - He would be laughing first and then you'd say-- - I would not. - He got one. - No, and especially if she bad, 'cause I know you're criteria, like that. I know you're standard, you're criteria, that, no. Absolutely not. - Block me. - Yeah. - Don't go on me. - Hold on. Should I let you bring the ball up? I can't believe that. - Yeah, that's what point guards do. The shortest, I'm just saying, man, she like, thank you. Are you serious? - Yeah. - In your height range. - So you know, six foot is the highest. - Six foot pretty. Six foot for a girl is tall. - Six foot? For a girl? - Very tall, 100%. - I mean, six is fine, as long as, you know, like you said, catching a vibe. - I'm like, "Yeah, you catch me when you have a good time, "dah shit, y'all like the same shit. "Damn, you want to go six-five?" It's crazy. That's crazy to me. I don't know. That's crazy to me. Okay, let me ask you this. One place you'll never take a woman on a date. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, 100%. Hey, let's clear the air. Let's get this shit out because of the fact that it's getting summertime. - A typical movie in dinner. That movie, like for what? I'm pretty sure I've said it plenty of times on here. It's like, you go to a movie, that's the old cliche thing to do. What are you gonna do when you get there? Sit for two and a half hours and then what happens after? - You're gonna drink after talking about the movie, but what's the point? - Hopefully, hopefully if she's not tired. - Yeah, she's there once a point. - Absolutely not, no. That movie thing I think is dead. - Yeah, I know. - You gotta do something more fun, quick, concise. Dinner is fine, you know? - I don't think there will never not be-- - How 'bout the, you know what? - I would never go on a first date to an Italian restaurant. - To an Italian restaurant. - Pasta's heavy. Pasta's too heavy. - Pasta's heavy. - Pasta's garlic. - Pasta's heavy. - Yeah, pasta's very heavy. (laughs) - You gotta, you gotta-- - Pasta's heavy. - Pasta's very heavy. - And you might be, you might be in a shirt that fits just-- - Straight. - Just right. You might be in a shirt that fits just right. - Don't do that though. - Yeah, you can't, and that's why I'm saying, that's why I never do, like that. You might be something that's low to snug, you know? And, you know, I don't know. Like, that's, that's another thing, right? And then, honestly, like, two, I don't think I drink whiskey when I'm out on a date, unless she's drinking whiskey. - No? - Why's that? - Whiskey, tequila. No, all, you gotta, you gotta think on your feet, light, like, but you don't know how many you're gonna have. - Yeah. - 'Kay? - 'Cause whiskey's been hitting hard lately. - Dang, they'll hit you in your throat. - Yeah. - Man, dang, you know? And last thing you wanna do is be, you know, be carried out. Cat daddy. - Absolutely not, you over here trying to drink whiskey, man. - No lie. - No, absolutely not. I'm having more water than drink, too. - More? - More water than drink, absolutely. - You gotta hydrate. - That's textbook, more water than drink, 100%. No question says. Not even, not even thinking. I was talking about this today with a friend, what's worse than a heartbreak? - What's worse? - And she said, when you're already irritated running out the door and, like, your belt loop, or your, yeah, your gee loop catches the door, I was like, damn, I was like, what about stubbing your toe, you know, on the end of the bed? - Is that pinky? - Forgetting your headphones as you're walking in the gym at home. - That's a big one. - That's stubbing the toe, though. You don't, that reaction time doesn't hit, you know what's coming. And there's, like, a three second delay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're just like, oh my gosh, like, and I'm like, you know, going down to grab your leftovers and it's gone. - Oh, hell no. - That is, oh, your heart's lit, it is. - I'm just saying, those are some of the things that people talk about. - What else I got for you? Ooh, okay, this is actually a good question, because of the fact that I always think about this every time, what's the biggest group of guys you would wanna go out with? - Nowadays? - Yeah. - I would say three is a max. Three or four is a max. Depending on where we're at, what we're doing. - Yeah. - Any more than that is, like, you can't. - I mean, you'd rather be, I always tell guys, you'd rather be outnumbered by women than outnumbered women. - Rather be outnumbered by, oh, of course. Of course. - I mean, I just, you know, three, three max. I like, I like three, four max. I feel like no more, no less. - You're still on deep back in the day, man. Too deep. Oh, is it necessary? - Yeah, super positive. No, it's just the idea of all that. Getting everybody together, getting everybody back to heart. There's too many anomalies, too many things to go wrong, too many things to have a hiccup. I mean, at least this, with the low numbers, you can find who is the problem and never, and that problem can cease to exist. - Yeah, it can. - 100%. - It can. - Winery allowance. - I like the lounge. I think wineries may be, maybe not a first date thing. - Okay. - So like a lounge, you could always go first date, second date, whatever. A winery is like more, second or third, maybe? Hey, you know. - I like it, I like it. - Well, how many, what would you pick? Would you ever pick a winery as a first date? - If she's a huge, like, if she loves wine. Yeah, absolutely. - Especially if you've done it before. - Done it before, wine in the summertime. You know you're gonna get her in a dress. You know you're gonna get her looking cute. You know you don't have that drive up the coast or drive wherever you're going. Like, you know you don't catch a vibe. You're gonna be playing music. You're gonna put, you know, you are gonna be in a situation to catch all the right, like, elements type of thing. You know, I always say, "Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate." My guy, you don't wanna be finna, you know, split the wine tasting. Split the wine tasting. You should never each have your own wine tasting, especially when you're gonna go to a couple of them. - Yeah. - Split the wine tasting. She likes reds, you like whites. You both like reds. Only try the reds, who cares? It's not even about the wine. - It's not. - It's never about the wine, guys. It's about the girl. - It's about her. - It's 100% about her. That's what drives me crazy about these guys. - Shh. - Oh man, I gotta get my drink. No, no you do not. This is not about you. This is about her. - Damn right. - This is about her. This is about her letting her talk. You figure out what she likes, what she's into, what she's trying to vibe to, what her last concert was like. There's like five questions I can tell you that could just lead into run-on sentences. Like, you know, like you like travel. Oh, where have you been? Oh my God, you've been there. Oh my, it sounds super dope. Where are you trying to go to next? Hey, if you ever wanted to plan something, she's telling you where she wants to go to next. - And you can formal that in the form of a question. - 100%. And mind you, you catch in a vibe. You're trying to get to know her. You're trying to get to see what she's about. Like, I always tell guys, like, dating is about them. When she say you pick her up or she step out the car with the dress, and give me, let me take a picture so you can post this. Like, this outfit can't go unnoticed. Like, I need your DMs flooded. Like, you gotta make a joke about it. You gotta let her say that you're charismatic. Like, you don't care, you're not the jealous type. You like to have fun. - You grab her phone and take that out of it. - Yeah, no, no, no. Give her a phone, no, no, no, no, no, give me your phone. Like, let me take some photos of your life. - You look like you just come home. - You gotta post this, yeah, you gotta post this. You know, later in the next couple of months, you could put a smiley face over my face, but we gotta post this, right? You know, you hit her with that, so y'all, oh, you think a long time. Now she knows, like, let me explain something to you. Now she knows you're interested. Now she knows that you are like, damn, okay, he likes to do this type of thing. Damn, now she's like, damn, he actually thinks I'm pretty damn, she liked it. 'Cause maybe she was feeling ugly and shit in this motherfucker. But this is all she had to put on. And now she was like, damn, I really do look good. You know what I'm saying? And then, you know, she head to the bathroom, there's some random girls in the bathroom, they say, oh my God, you know, I thought I was heading, and he was over here taking photos of me to send to the girl, you know. Now her, you know, the random girls in the bathroom, gassing you up. Now she coming out the bathroom, she putting her hand on your shoulder, she laughing with you. - Give her a little more confidence. - Yeah, 100%, you gave her confidence. - Not sure. - Uh-huh, reassurance. (audience cheering) And now she slides it against her, like, that is so simple, I feel like to catch a vibe with a woman. Maybe because of my age and I understand, and because, you know, we're over 500 episodes on this podcast, and we talk to a bunch of women that you can kinda, I guess, understand and catch a vibe and know which way this is going. Oh, cool, yeah, yeah, you can just be friends. Like, you know, like the guy, you know, women like the guy never starting for attention. I don't need attention. - Yeah. - Like, I played a background like six by nine. (laughing) Like, I, you know, I get enough attention as it is, so me not wanting to get attention, and you giving you the light, you don't like that. 'Cause trust me, when I walk out-- - Which girl does it like when guys-- - Flood in the shower with a tent, you know. Yeah, hey, post this, ooh, this is fire. You need to get this, you know. It's stuff like that, like, being jealous is not cool. Let me explain something to you. If she wants to be with you, she'll be with you. And if you, if you feel some type of way or you are having a gut feeling or you, you know, you're having an intuition that this is not what it's supposed to be, then go with it. Hey, look, you know what, this is what I'm feeling. I'm not too sure about it, but I'm gonna be open and honest with you, like, and it's cool if we wanna just kick it, it's like, oh, what, you don't like me? No, I didn't say that, I'm just saying like, this is what I'm being honest. - You're okay with-- - Yeah, I'm communicating. The hardest part for a woman is knowing that he does not need pussy. (laughs) Because I was talking to one of my homewearers yesterday and she said, sometimes, and she said in this day and age, some women, that's all they have to offer. Why? - If you're not getting me a pussy, I'm out. - No, it's like the fact that a guy doesn't need it. When that's all you got to bring to the table. Like, you know, because sometimes women are sought after for that. - They have plenty of-- - And he's like, you know, like-- - They have plenty of-- - Yeah, I'm cool. We mean you cool. - No, like, it definitely makes him hit some a certain way. - Oh, we hit him the day, that's their trump card. - Oh yeah, you looking at the trump card like, that's it, that's two of diamonds. Like, you're not even making a pair in your hand or nothing. Okay, like, no, like the wild card for the guy is like, she know, like, I feel like the wild card for a guy when she talks to him, and like, he just nonchalant, he's just cool, he just here for the vibe, have fun. And everybody likes him and everybody feels his energy. She's like, okay, this is my fucking supposed to see. Then she's like, eh, like, she can't, she can't go to her usual bag. Like, like, her bag of tricks, you know, like, hey, he probably get all that. And, you know, and he not handsie trying to make a move, he catching a vibe, y'all dance, y'all having a good time. He's like, damn, he didn't make a move on me. Like, you know-- - Sorry. - Like, I was told guys, I was like, - Don't be thirsty for it. Don't be thirsty for it. - Not every Superman has a kryptonite. - Shh, shh. - At least not that, at least not that sort of bar. Okay, I have a clip that I heard earlier today, a podcast was called Modern Wisdom. And it actually, I wanted to ask you about this, but I figured I would play it so you could hear it to understand it from a different person's point of view. - Essences of an attractive man, and I think it's a really lovely frame. The essence of an attractive man, he's comfortable in his own skin, he knows where he's going, and he has fun while he's going there. - Sounds good, coming from a British guy, too. (laughing) - Comfortable in his own skin knows where he's going. - Yeah, so what do you think that bothers girls? - No, I think that's the, he says, is that the essence of an attractive man? - By essence, meaning the full of it? - Not the full of it, but like-- - That's a big part of it? - Big part, yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, said he knows what, where he's going. - Yeah. - What's the other one? - I don't know, let me see if I can wind it back just a little bit, so that one. - Yeah, it's fun while doing it. - Yeah, 100% and not everybody, everybody wants to have be the person having fun. - Well, it goes back to the memes where-- - Let's go 10 kids. - Right, you would, I mean, partially a tribe. - That's a bad, a bad. - Sorry, let me see if I can get it. I don't know if I can. 'Cause-- - It's so good, but like that? - You're internally comfortable. - Oh, no, I can't get it. - That's all right, right. It kind of goes back to the memes that show guys are simple and they can have fun-- - I don't have-- - Have a good time. - And that bothers certain girls. - FOMO real, for women? - Yeah, of course it's real. - Why, let me ask you this personally, why do you think women don't, why do you think women don't like that men have fun without 'em? - I don't wanna say they don't like it, but why do they feel some type of way when-- - Because it's easier for guys to maintain the friendships as a good old. So they don't like that. They probably fell out of touch with their girls, but how are you guys so, how are you guys still cool with each other? - You haven't seen them in years. - Like we went to, remember we went to a bachelor party and our boy rallied the troops and he had 15 just like that. - Okay, girls are struggling not getting the trip together. - No, I can't. - And she kind of fell a little some type of way, and it's really a step. - There were guys that came out half way through, like now I'm missing this thing. - Exactly, I'm here for half of it, you know? - But like, wait, what, he came three days in? - Yeah, he came three days in, two days in. - We went to, we went to another bachelor party long ago, like 20 guys on that trip. - Oh yeah. - That was crazy. - What? - Summon. - Hey, you put that signal up. It ain't nothing going away. - But it's like, girls shouldn't feel that way about it. Guys are just guys, you know what I'm saying? - It don't matter. - We're always gonna be cool with each other going up. You know, it's, you don't lose really far to touch. You might, you might, there's that old saying where like, you don't, you're close friends sometimes, you don't talk with them for weeks or months. But guess what, when you meet up it's back to business. - Hell yeah. - You know, but like it's, I feel like it's not the same for girls. Like they fall out of touch and that's it. - That's crazy. No, no, I agree with it. I mean, I always look at it too because of the fact that like when I look to always wanna plan like a huge group trip, I mean like that trip could be like, like if I extend the invite it could be 30, 40, 50 people deep. And it's like, you gotta make sure the accommodations go that far and it's like, look, it's in, and I think I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna figure it out. But I think it's gonna be along the lines of, hey, we're all gonna just be here. We all don't have to do the same thing, but we're gonna be here and there's three things that we're all gonna do together. But the rest of the time do and go as you please and do what you want type of thing because of the fact that a lot of our friends have kids. And this may be their only trip. So they may more want more alone time than you have no idea because you get all the alone time you need. - You're right. - And like I said, man, it's just the idea of always trying to just catch that vibe and enjoy. But somebody even always told me too, it's like you, like what we have is rare. I mean, we were talking about it like, the run we've had is I think because we met 20? - 21. - 21 years ago, 21 years ago. - Yeah, probably a good 20, at least 20. - Yeah, 20, yeah, 20, 21 years ago. And we didn't hang out the first year. And then we hung out fucking every-- - You're under my wing, taught you to go? - Okay, you could say you took me under your wing, but then the student became the master. - Oh, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then since then, I sit back and I think, I think about the runs we've had. The Vegas run, that's for Patreon. - Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna say too much, but I'm saying the Vegas runs. And then we started traveling overseas. And then it's like, now it's to the point where it's like, like, if it's not someplace I've never been, do I really wanna go? - I agree. - I'm cool for an hour or two here, but like, like-- - Yeah, Vegas, we did it a million times, where it's like, you know what I'm saying, we don't look forward to it anymore, just if it-- - If it comes, of course, we're still fine. - Probably they're lovely, yeah, and it's fun on a different type of level, 'cause we're going there for friends, we're not going there for like, man, we're about to hit this party. No, no, okay, hey, catch me at day party, other than that, I'm in the room. - Day, drink it for the old people. - Hell yeah, AC at 65 in my own room service, please. Run it, run it, but I mean, now it's like, you often look at times, and I always tell guys, like, you guys are steady on dating apps, like, you have a better chance of bumping into a girl at Trader Joe's, and at least you guys know you like the same food, right off the bat. - At the very least. - At the very least. - Bumping into a woman at a restaurant, at least you know you like this type of food. You know, like, it's, yeah, you like that restaurant, at least you have already something in common, you can fall back on. You meet someone on social media, shit in common. - Oh, she, yeah, oh, you think she pretty. Yeah, let me explain some to you. Good Pussy has been attached to bad bodies all the time. Good dick has been attached to the Kryptonite bodies all the time. All my home girls told me, like, you know, he almost was a death of me. She was talking like Khalil, like, super mad, you know, like he was Kryptonite, but it's true, man. Like, you'd rather meet someone, like, like you said, you meet him out in the wild. Okay, oh shit, we party together. Okay, cool, we had a great time. Damn, hit me later. Okay, cool, hey man, great time. Like, if you're ever free, I'd like to grab a glass of wine. Let me know when, you know, if you're free Thursday or Friday, I'm, I'm free in the afternoon. - Mm-hmm. - Ah, my, we, you know, and, and basically, you'll know if she wants to grab a glass of wine or not. She'll either say, yeah, Thursday works here, or she'll say, oh, you know what, my week's kinda, okay, no worries, hit me up whenever you're free. And it like that. So, put the ball in her court, who fucking cares? You had a great night. - Yeah. - Hit. - She wants to run a back court. - She wants to run a back court. - Yeah, if she wants to run a back court, if not cool. I always tell guys, just be cool. Simple as thing. Simple as thing. - Be cool, act cool. - Be cool, act cool, act like it don't even matter. Like, when you, when you act like it's just another day, and she's the baddest. So it is like, nah. - Treat 'em all the same. - Treat 'em all the same. Simple, there's no more no left. Last. And hopefully you doing less. Not said that you need to, you know, but. - I agree. - Fellas, don't be so, don't be the eager beaver. - You, what, Drake said what the eager beaver be the collapse of the damn. - Phew, it's a bar. - It's nine. - Eh, the eager beaver is that chill. Last. You know, what do they tell, tell all the greats, let the game come to you, be patient. - What, what, come on now. - Be patient. - The game come to you. - All right, man, we. First of all, I want to thank everybody for listening. Whether it was to on Google Play, our radio, Spotify, our podcast, SoundCloud, Pandora. You downloaded that MendoNo podcast app. I can't thank y'all enough. Merchures open, as always, hit me up on Instagram. Matt MendoNo, Twitter, MendoNoOne, shoot me the email Chris at MendoNo.com or hop on the MendoNo.com website and shoot me a message for my guy. We are out. (dramatic music) - How many pictures are on y'all? You pull up all these pictures and you're like, "Oh, that's the dessert you're eating?" All right, so that's the candle. Okay, that's the same candle. (laughing) And 45 minutes to an hour. - 45 minutes? (dramatic music) - Wait, can you run that long? No offense. - I thought you were married. (laughing) - That's the first day, bro. - That was what you did? - Yeah, the first day. - I think the guy's more comfortable being alone than he's gonna go. I mean, he's more comfortable, I mean, he's more comfortable. 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