The boys would well and truly be wounded from one of the greatest weekend on the GC. We here about a wild shroom trip, an eventful post vasectomy accident and even some live beatboxing. Enjoy trendsetters, stay tuned for our recap of the weekend this coming Thursday.
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The boys would well and truly be wounded from one of the greatest weekend on the GC. We here about a wild shroom trip, an eventful post vasectomy accident and even some live beatboxing. Enjoy trendsetters, stay tuned for our recap of the weekend this coming Thursday.
Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week, final boxing vlog for the Podcast Royale 2.0 drops this Wednesday: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast
Better Beer: 10 Packs of Middy are now available from the 2nd of April in ALDI. www.betterbeer.com.au
Farmer to Fridge: Linking aussies directly with the farms the beef is coming from, cutting out all the bullshit. Grab a limited edition Alpha Blokes BBQ box for $99 plus free shipping OR check out the other options and use the code "Alpha" to get 10% off all other Two Creeks Beef products. Head to farmertofridge.com.au and enter your postcode and search for "Two Creeks" or "Alpha Blokes" to see if you're eligible today.
