Adam Carolla Show - Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits

Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian and podcast host. He’s on the road with live dates at Punch Line San Francisco (Dec 11–13), Hilarities in Ohio (Jan 8–10), and The Punchline in Georgia (Jan 15–17), with more at gregfitzsimmons.com. Listen to his podcasts “Fitzdog Radio” and “Sunday Papers” wherever you get your podcasts, and follow him on X @GregFitzShow.Get it on.Go check out MEME GODS, the documentary about all things MEME that I produced with Cedric the Entertainer will be available on Gala Film for free starting now. After watching, you can open a Mystery Box to see exclusive content not seen in the film. So go to https://film.gala.com/ and watch it for FREE!Subscribe to The Adam Carolla Show on Substack: https://adamcarolla.substack.com/FOR MORE WITH GREG FITZSIMMONS:LIVE DATES:Jan 8-10 - Hillarities - OH Jan 15-17 - The Punchline - GAWEBSITE: GREG FITZSIMMONS.comPODCASTS: ‘Fitzdog Radio’ & ‘Sunday Papers’Available wherever you listen to podcasts TWITTER: @GregFitzShowFOR MORE WITH RUDY PAVICH: INSTAGRAM: @rudy_pavichWEBSITE: www.rudypavichcomedy.comLIVE SHOWS: December 18 - Calabasas, CA - Live PodcastDecember 19 - Las Vegas, NV (2 shows)December 20 - Las Vegas, NV (2 shows)Thank you for supporting our sponsors:BetOnlinehomes.comoreillyauto.com/ADAMPluto.tvSIMPLISAFE.COM/ADAMEnd your tax nightmare today by visiting online at tra.com/podcast. Tax Relief Advocates, real solutions for real people. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration: 1h 24m
Broadcast on: 15 Dec 2025
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Get it on.

Go check out MEME GODS, the documentary about all things MEME that I produced with Cedric the Entertainer will be available on Gala Film for free starting now. After watching, you can open a Mystery Box to see exclusive content not seen in the film. So go to https://film.gala.com/ and watch it for FREE!

Subscribe to The Adam Carolla Show on Substack: https://adamcarolla.substack.com/

FOR MORE WITH GREG FITZSIMMONS:

LIVE DATES:

Jan 8-10 - Hillarities - OH
Jan 15-17 - The Punchline - GA

WEBSITE: GREG FITZSIMMONS.com

PODCASTS: ‘Fitzdog Radio’ & ‘Sunday Papers’

Available wherever you listen to podcasts

TWITTER: @GregFitzShow

FOR MORE WITH RUDY PAVICH:

INSTAGRAM: @rudy_pavich

WEBSITE: www.rudypavichcomedy.com

LIVE SHOWS:

December 18 - Calabasas, CA - Live Podcast
December 19 - Las Vegas, NV (2 shows)
December 20 - Las Vegas, NV (2 shows)

Thank you for supporting our sponsors:

BetOnline
homes.com
oreillyauto.com/ADAM
Pluto.tv
SIMPLISAFE.COM/ADAM
End your tax nightmare today by visiting online at tra.com/podcast. Tax Relief Advocates, real solutions for real people.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This episode of The Animal Corolla Show is brought to you by Simply Safe. From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Rudy Pothich. And now, that's not coal on his stockings. It's ashes from walking around Malibu and the Palisades. Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on the church. We get on the mandate. You get it on. Let's tune in. Thanks, down front. Fitzdog in studio. Fitzdog's got dates. Punch line, San Francisco. That's coming up this week at 11 through the 13th and then Hilarity, Ohio, January 8th through the 10th, and then also the punch line in Georgia coming up January 15th through the 17th. Go to Greg Fitzsimmons.com for all the live dates. Good to see you Rudy's here as well. Hey, guys. I got thoughts. I've been watching P Diddy's doc. I don't know if you're watching that. Great. Good stuff. The thing that's funny is, I mean, the whole thing's funny, obviously, but I love the bear winning best comedy. Yeah. I love the disclaimer at the front. The front at the top of every episode is the depictions of domestic abuse, violence, physical violence. They do a whole, you know, strong pimp hand on on. And then at the very end, it always goes smoking. I do love that we've lumped smokers in with domestic batters and killers. Right, right, right. Also, you'd have to picture a scenario. Like you'd have to be there. The scenario would have to be a dad has sat down with his 11 year old daughter to watch the series and looked up and want domestic violence. Okay. I think she's old enough to get. Okay. Violence against women. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. A spousal abuse racial slurs. Oh, smoking. Honey, let's watch Dora the Explorer.

It's at the end. Somebody's going to make a decision based on smoking. And by the way, should some black guys blow in spleaf? Is that smoking? You know what I mean? Well, that's not what we're talking about. And smoking and racial stereotype. That's right. That's right. But I, what I always love is like on the HBO, remember the old cinemax? At the beginning, they'd tell you like, it would say N for nudity. Right. And then BN for brief nudity, you'd be like that's a dick. That's a dick. And then it would be like SC for sexual content. Then it would say SSC strong sexual content. That's what you just that you get hand goes right to the belt buckle on SSC. The guy who invented triple X. Yeah. When we already had X. Yeah. And it didn't go, you know, the triple X guys should be, there should be a Mount Rushmore for the guy who invented triple X. And he should be next to the guy who invented a hundred and ten percent. Yeah, because neither one exists. But we use them constantly. Right. And I picked the triple X guy, maybe the same guy who invented in defending your life when he was at the Italian place. And he had the guy and he was explaining how many days he got and no one could figure out how Albert

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