Episode 494: Might as Well be Spectacularly Wrong (The Epic of Sundiata, Part 3)
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Think you've heard enough about Sundiata yet? Because I have terrible news...
Suggested talking points: Futuristic Flavor-Drink, A Threatening Quantity of Cowboy Hats, I Guess These are Proverbs, Getting Fed to Hang Out, Unmanned (AKA, "Re-Boyed"), A Storage-Room of Power, The Tube-of-Meat King
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You're listening to "What the Folklore" making sense of "Sense's Tales." You can support us on Patreon and join our Discord server at patreon.com/wtfolklore. [MUSIC] Hello everyone and welcome to "What the Folklore" making sense of "Sense's Tales." I'm your storyteller, Carmen. I'm Gordy. Do you want a little mini? Price is wrong? Sure, what do you got? This is the micro version of the hit. Sitcom? Game show? Yeah. What is this? Not a game show. Sitcom. It's probably a sitcom. It's probably a sitcom. Alternate reality experience. ARG, yeah. I have an item. Just one item. Maybe we've done this mini format before, I can't remember. One Facebook marketplace item, and I just want you both to guess how much it costs. This is a real item from the real Facebook marketplace where you can buy and sell goods and maybe services. Don't actually know if they do that, but definitely goods. This is for the collectors out there, new unopened, had in storage for years. A Coca-Cola, a bottle of Coca-Cola Y300s sugar, limited edition beverage from the experimental Coca-Cola creations product line. Those are a lot of price inflating words there. Was released as a futuristic flavored drink. Futuristics, another one that adds a dollar sign, like another zero to that. You'll notice it was Y3000, which were quite a ways away from. So is this a time-traveling bottle of soda? If it is, they are not asking enough for it, I'll tell you that. If they genuinely got this from the year 3,000, they should bump that price up. I've been watching Futurama again, is it Slurm? I would love it if it was Slurm, I would buy a bottle of real Slurm, but it's not Slurm. It is from the Coca-Cola Corporation. I like describing something as a flavor drink. Yeah, I like flavor drink. I assume that Futuristic is like, it's Futuristic flavor drink, but I like flavored drink just as a concept. Nowhere in this doesn't actually say what it tastes like. Future. There's not a single goddamn flavor word in this description. I mean, can you think of a better? Just future. That's probably the least important thing to a collector of.
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Think you've heard enough about Sundiata yet? Because I have terrible news...