(upbeat music) Welcome back to BS Reactor and the second part of the cruise warm up before they jump into their conversation about the metaphor, heavy Korean art film, spring, summer, fall, winter and spring. If you haven't yet, listen to part one. So this makes as much sense as possible. This episode makes extensive use of profanity and descriptions of adult situations. They also ranted for a bit on current events that feature politics. So if you're not into that sort of thing, tap stop before the music ends. Make sure to subscribe and tell a friend. It helps the podcast grow. And thanks for listening. They appreciate you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) So the second thing is I always thought, or I was under the impression that certain things only impacted older people. That is not true. And you will learn from your adult life mini things. Your knees have told you. - Yeah, no, no, like that. - You may think here you go. - My check knee light was on a long time. (laughing) - Hell yeah. You make all kinds of different pops and then one dozen popping and you worry. Man, that's been a minute, but. - My fan asked, learned about joints real fast. - And in my twenties, I had the unfortunate experience, if you will, of having several strokes. And I, again, did not, and obviously I've learned better, did not think that that was something that could impact the 20-something year old. That's not true. So that entire experience was. - You've chosen some stressful places. - Um, it wasn't, I don't think it was all stress. It definitely did not help, but the one thing that I will say, well, not helped, but what you realize in that situation is, nobody cares if you're sick or you're in a hospital. You still have to pay your bills. - Yup. - They still expect the job to get done. - Yeah. - And you still have responsibilities. And all of that, it's still, those are still things that have to somehow still happen, even if you don't have the ability to do them. - And if you're a woman, within probably what, three days of having your stroke or something, this is probably like, hey, can we do it? - Don't get me started on anything, but. - It's a little bit too close to home. (laughing) - It'll be like, the loser in the drawer, you can fuck the couch if you want to. - No, the other thing is like, literally, when, I guess, to share a little bit. So when I had the, I had a mini stroke, and then I had an actual bigger stroke, which was a clot, not a bleed. And I think I was most pissed off at myself because I had won, and this is the only time that I will say, perhaps you should listen to Google, maybe just a little bit, when it tells you you have certain symptoms and you need to go get looked at. (laughing) - No, I'll get that. I mean, maybe, maybe tone that down in the age of Google answers with an AI first. - I said, a grain of salt. - A grain of salt. - A grain of salt. - Like, if you're like, why did that happen? That's like random. And you're like, oh, well, I have that, that, that. (laughing) - Oh shit. - Okay, so you're having a stroke, but no, I feel fine. (laughing) - Maybe just get up on that. - So maybe just like, go to community care, go to something like that, something like that. Like, pay attention to those things that are maybe science that are maybe outside of the normal. - Sure. - But also, the next thing is tell someone else that's happening, because it was so frustrating, and I did not know that it was happening, obviously. So I ended up, I was at home when it initially happened, and ended up in the hospital, unable to speak for myself. And that was, so not only can I not move my limbs and things in the ways that I'm used to them moving, but now, the only person who lives with me cannot answer any of the fucking questions that they're asking. And there, that it is so frustrating because I'm sitting up here like blinking once for yes and twice for no, and they're asking me like, well, she did have this medication. Are you, did you try to commit suicide? Bitch, do I look like I wanted to end my life? Like, are you serious? But they don't know. I mean, I could actually literally be, yeah, that could literally be, you know, where I was. They don't know. - If you guys can tell your eyes, just a forceful role. - That was the other thing. Like, that was at that point about what I could do, 'cause I was locked in or something. Like, I couldn't verbally say anything. I could, I was comprehending what they were saying, but it was happening at a slower rate than, you know, you're used to things like, you know, you hear it and you respond. You hear it and you're like, it wasn't, it was like, okay, now I got it. It was, it was taking a minute. And then because of all that, and they're trying to figure out what's wrong. And they think it's one thing, it's not that. And so they're asking him these things. And I'm like, in my mind, I'm answering them, but that doesn't help them because I can't say it for myself. That was horrifying. And then eventually, you know, not being able to, not being able to walk, having to use a commode and things like that, I eventually ended up in the neurology department, literally surrounded by people who are old enough to be my grandparents, because obviously, okay, not obviously, but in this particular situation, those were the individuals that were in similar situations as myself. But there was also, so let's say I was in my 20s, another person and she was 18 and she was there. So I mean, it literally, it changes your perspective on a lot of things as an adult, but it was a, okay, I won't say it's necessarily normal, but you know, having to learn to walk again, going through therapy. Also, I figured out that I am really heavy pushing myself on a manual wheelchair. (laughs) - Yeah, you don't realize how heavy you are to get to do something where it's just your body weight. You're like, oh my God. - And you're like, damn! Everyone's like, well, I gotta climb something. I'm like, shit, I need to lose more of this. - Yeah, and then like, having someone else dictate to you, which is something that happens commonly for certain individuals, when you can clean yourself, how you can clean yourself, the activities that you do, I wasn't used to that, 'cause I just, I get up, I do what I want, you know, take a shower, like all that happens. And then when I got to a point where things were going a little better, it was arranging to pay the bills like grocery shopping, you know, that had to happen around me, 'cause they still had to happen, but I was still in the hospital. - Yeah, yeah. - And I was like, this shit is wild. I'm like, I never want to do this again. And I mean, there are some side effects, so we're trying to work through that. But having that realization, I feel like that early on was a huge lesson, but people who are in a situation where they constantly, or maybe all of their lives, they do have to get dictated, you know, when they get to go to the restroom or what activities they can do, or just, you know, going through the therapy. Yeah, like all of that happens all the time. And I was like, oh, that's like, for some people, a regular adult occurrence. But for me, it wasn't-- - Yeah, and it can affect you. - Yeah. - All right. - So it was just, yeah, it was wild. - For sure. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - All right, well, I guess that leaves me then. - Yeah, follow that on it. - Yeah, it's all right. - Also, just a short aside, have fun editing this one. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, sorry. - It's always gonna be a worse episode, right? - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, so the thing that I was entirely unprepared for, I went through high school, grade school, homeschool, and I overstudied for everything. Like, I know this from retrospect. Like, I put way too much effort. - Yeah. - In your early life to be unprepared for normal shit. - Right, 'cause it was always this underlying assumption that I was missing something, that the kids in regular schools were getting that I'm just now picking up on, and that's the thing. - Germs? - Germs, but also I realized later that the thing that I was not picking up on is no one else knows this shit. - Yeah, also that. - Right, yeah. I studied everything, was all prepared, a bunch of my friends were older than I was, like, significantly. So the time I got to college, like a good number than we're in a good school. So, like, freshman year, get there. I started off in an engineering program, one of the bigger ones in the Midwest, and I moved my first semester. I went up, talked to the professors, got the vibe from the students. I was like, oh my God, I hate it here. This is the worst. Everyone is a fucking idiot. They're never gonna teach me the things I wanna learn in this program. I'm into like, circuitry design as an 18 year old, and they're like, this is what positive voltage is. These are what watts are. And I was like, I'm gonna die in these classes. (laughing) I can just get you to turn them on a lot. - Yeah, I can test out of, is that okay? - Well, no, I couldn't. Was it, you know? - Yeah, 'cause he'd be home. - 'Cause I needed credits, right? - Yeah, I get to credit hours. - Yeah, so I call my parents, and I was like, I don't think I can do it here. Like this, I'm the smart kid. I should not be dropping out of an engineering program that I applied for, right? (laughing) So, I think they don't tell you about homeschooling. A lot of programs won't accept you, because they don't take your credentials seriously. So, like, I had an actual high school diploma from an actual school. But like, if it says homeschool on it, everyone's gonna be like, well, did your mom just say you were good at math or whatever? You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, and then they have to run that against their people that do, right? - Yeah, I mean, they absolutely are. Homeschooling is a grab bag, depending. You really gotta-- - I have the same fun kind of getting into an engineering program because I had a GED. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - They're the last one. Why don't you have your diploma? Because I'm 17. - Exactly. - Because it's currently my junior year of high school. - Yeah. - Yeah, and I had taken college classes before that, that were never a problem in time. Like, community colleges, but like, this whole thing, it just didn't-- - It occurred to me we had to have been there at the same time. - I know, right? So yeah, I ended up leaving and starting the next semester at a tiny college in Indianapolis, that's like 15 minutes away from where my parents lived. And it was a great decision. Like, I'm glad I transferred out of that. I was a math major for a couple of semesters, and then realized what you do with a math major is you teach children and I hate kids. So like, you're like, nah. - So yeah, I ended up with degrees in psychology and sociology and met a bunch of people, met my wife there. I'm a much different person that I would have been if I would have stayed up there. - It wasn't worth it, by the way. (laughing) - I'm starting to get that. (laughing) But yeah, it was a major mind fuck that like, I'm supposed to love college. I have studied so many things, and this is just so dumb. - Yeah, college would be, you'd be made for college, right? - But yeah, when I went to Marion colleges where I ended up, it's not Marion University. The teachers would actually talk to you. Like, treat you like people. They were actually engaged in the subjects that they were teaching, and even things like my intro to sociology course. I had never heard of sociology before that. Like, I'd read some of the texts, but I'd never been like, "Oh, that's a sociology thing." But the professor was enough of a presence around that we just chatted when we saw each other. And by the time I got most of the way through psychology, he was like, "So, a lot of your credits will change for us here." - They're pretty close. - Yeah, it's like, "Okay, cool, you know?" So yeah, that's my big thing. I thought college would be easy. And it ended up getting that way, but it took a little bit to get there, so. - I actually thought college was gonna be hard, but to me, college was easier than- - Oh shit, yeah. - High school was a nightmare. - High school, I was like, "I don't know why." I just felt, maybe I felt more comfortable in college, although every really bad depression, freshman year, where I spent like a whole month wearing the same clothes. But other than that, you know, I also think your brain chemistry is a lot different when you're 16 compared to 18. - Yeah. - And like 16 compared to 20 is like night and day. - Oh. - 20 from 21. (laughing) - Right, at the time, everything is so vivid, and you don't wanna turn it off. - Oh yeah, it's like hoping to change. - Yeah, I was gonna be like a lawyer, a general, and then like, be- - That I was still on the whole, like I'm an evil scientist, deck. - Yeah, the plan was electrical and mechanical, and then a master's in automation, and it turns out that you should not decide to double major engineering in your second year. - Especially that fucking campus. - I thought I was gonna be a Senator by the time I was 30. - Really? - And 30, you know, is when you can be a Senator, and I was like, "Yeah, be a Senator for like 20 terms." - No, you do one term, right, and do your six years, and then you go for president. - Exactly, yeah. My goal was I was going to beat Kennedy as being elected the youngest president. I was like, I'll be like 40, and I get elected, and yeah, everything's gonna go great. And I'm just like, although I ain't gonna lie when Obama got elected, it really, it really- - It's too often, really, it really pissed me off. - Yeah, it really did. I'm not gonna lie, it pissed me off, and I kind of said, "Oh, well, what's the point now?" (laughing) - That's what changed your life. - This is probably a candidate for cutting out of the episode, but I had a roommate at the time who, when they did the counts, and Obama acknowledged the victory, she literally had an- - Wow, oh my God. - And I had to sit there and be like, "I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that." - You know what, I can believe that. I remember being in college, and it was obviously, it was a whole big thing. We were downtown, and when they finally put it out that he had acknowledged the win, we literally ran, my job wasn't that far, from our college campus, downtown, to Grant Park where everyone was, and I swear, it reminded me of something out of perfume a little bit. Because everybody was like celebrating, but obviously that celebrating came in many forms. So I was just like- - Just fucking on the street. - So I was just like, and I was- - Oh, no, I already, we already had a awkward relationship of she was a high place in her class, and her dearest aspiration was to be a trophy wife. And she was flirting with dudes who owned local businesses and trying to get enough money to retire on now thing. And after getting over the awkwardness of her being fucked up enough to wander around the house naked once, she was like, "Well, you've seen everything, "so help me take pictures for this guy." I'm just like, "Okay." The time I was like 22, and she was like 34. - Interesting. - I learned that you could have nipples pierced that way. - Interesting. - Okay, then. - So since we're gonna cut this part out anyways, so- - I love it. - I was just like, I'll let's say all this shit is gonna get cut out. - Yeah, so like I was last part of college when a bomb I got elected the first time. I had been studying social construction of reality. I lived in Indiana. A lot of my research was about social movements. And I realized like two days before the election, if this happens, there's going to be like a safety valve that's gonna kick it in society, and the white supremacists are gonna go fucking ape shit. - Hey, guess what? That happened. - Eight years later, I'm like, "Oh God, I was right." But I got fucking trash to that night on really cheap vodka. - Okay, so it was a celebration. - Around that time, because it had to have been, do that up the street a little ways. Lafayette in '56 is where it worked. - Yeah, okay. - I was the manager of the 7-Eleven. The demographics got real weird when like it became clear that Obama was gonna win. - Yeah. - And it would be most people I talk to were like, "My boy's bringing hope," right? Like 'cause '56 in Lafayette's not exactly the hood, but it's not not the hood. - Yeah, it's adjacent. - Yeah, and like-- - Totally adjacent, okay. - Half the white people that came in would be all like, "That's Friday's changing stuff." And then some of them would be like, "Well, you know what I mean?" I hope McCain can get it together. But that'd have to be all like, "You don't get your shit together." And then hire Sarah Palin, man, that's not-- - Yeah, that works. - No. - Why didn't you Canada from my house? - Like, I'm actually deeply upset that-- - Oh, was it? - I'm deeply upset that I was back. - She was a Canada, that was a problem. - Like, I look back on McCain as like, "What a great candidate." (both laughing) - He was, he was a, it came down to-- - Right, but shit has happened since then. - I hate that he's the best example so-- - I know. - Like, so hard because he wasn't great. - No. - Yeah, when you make the bushes look good, it's kind of-- - But like, I can just so distinctly remember he had a rally where somebody was like, repeating all the Fox News talking points, and he's like, "No ma'am, Obama's a good family man, "and we just happened to disagree on policy." - Yeah, I remember that exact one. - And I like, I think about that a lot. - Or my favorite one, that election was the vice presidential candidate, the debate between Biden and Palin. It was hilarious because Palin came out doing a role, "Oh, it's Chuck's, I'm a hockey mom, "I know my family 'cause I'm a mom, and blah, blah." And I know more about family mom, and then Biden came back and said, "I am insulted by that. "Did you know that I have raised my kid?" Like, I was like, "Oh dude, you said thing." Yeah, you went against a guy who had to bury his wife and daughter at the same time and raised two boys by himself for a long time. - It's a lot of bitch, please, you know me. - You come out and do that whole-- - It's like, it's like, it's like, it's-- - Jumped out there like, "I've seen your kids, "you ain't raising nobody." - It is. (laughing) And it was just like, I was like, "Wait, she said that and he came back, "you could tell they worked on that." They said, "When she goes on that dumb aw shucks, "I'm a mom thing, you hit her back with her." - I mean, before true senility hit him, Biden had that agility. - Oh, he did, yeah, he was awesome. And even in '12, he was awesome. If he would've ran 16, that would've been better. - I mean, honestly, working in the field that I do now, like watching him, I was like, "Sir, sir, Uncle Joe, "just sit down, just sit down." - It's time. - It's time. - The collective weight that lifted, what he said he was out, it was just like-- - Yeah, yeah. - Honestly, I was mad at him until he did it. And then I was like, "Oh my God, that mad genius." - Yes, they've been wasting three years. - Well, not just that, but like, they burned the whole RNC, focusing on him alone. And then he was like, "Oh my--" - All right, and what? - And think about it, if he wouldn't have done that, Harris wouldn't have gotten an nomination. - I don't think so. - Because if she, if he would have said that and she would have ran by herself, she would have lost us some other Democrat people. - Yeah, if he would have dipped sooner, they would have been a lot bigger. - And they wouldn't have heard us 'cause they're like, "Well, she's vice president, she'll be our candidate now." - Yeah, she had the most steam. - Yeah, so they're like, "Oh, okay." - 'Cause she's already been campaigning. - Yeah, I mean, we'll go for that. - Everybody else stepped aside, but she could campaign 'cause she's on the ticket. - Nope. - And they successfully knew not only the RNC, but him getting shot at, that just went away. - I didn't know why he did not make that more of a public thing. - He tried. - Yeah, he tried. - Oh, he tried, like. - But it also is heavily blunted by like, this was not some targeted damn assassination or whatever. - Yeah, it was a Republican attack ass. - Not only a Republican, but just all the stuff they found was like, he just looked for which campaign was gonna be closest to his house. - Uh-huh. - Yeah. - He just wanted to shoot at a presidential candidate. - Yeah, no. - And not care which one it was. - Yeah, yeah, I'm breaking a goddamn ladder that fucking everyone saw. - Fucking cops were like, "Hey, what are you doing?" - Fuck off. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right. - People in the crowd will tell her. - Secret Service people, "Hey, there's a guy over there "on top, he's a ladder, what do you think he is done?" - Oh, no, he's fine. - They're like, "Hey, get back in line, shut up." - I mean, if I work for the Secret Service, (laughs) - Let's see how far it gets. - That's one of ours. - That's one of ours. - That's one of ours, it's fine, don't worry about him. - I mean, he did kind of risk all of their lives with his stupid fist bump, so like-- - Oh God, he did. - I mentioned. - They already didn't like the man for making them travel coast to coast. - I love the balance. - That dumb ass, like-- - The balance of like-- - Here's it. - There was an attempt on my life versus-- - What attempt? - Oh, it's not a great problem, there's no problem with guns. - No, it's so funny. - But also he speaks from inside a bulletproof glass box, no? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, okay. - But it's not about gun violence, remember? - That big-ass fucking Maxi-pad he was wearing on his ear for a while. - Oh God. - Somebody was like, "It's a miracle from God, "his ear go back, bitch, it was never gone." - Yeah. - Like, he got clipped by shrapnel or something. - Yes. - Why didn't he have his shoes on? - Oh, 'cause he got tackled that hard. - Damn. (laughs) - Yeah. - Wait, so his shoes weren't tight? (laughs) - Yeah, you think they're truss shoes? - Oh, you know what? (laughs) - You're very nice. - You're very nice. - You're foreign truss shoes, right? - Yeah, that's true. - Those things are like critically uncomfortable. - Yeah. - They probably have to have really special ones to fix his fucking centaur standing probably. - It wouldn't surprise me if he took-- - He takes them off-- - He takes them off during the fucking same thing. - He stands like a centaur who's lost their back half and never got used to it, and they cannot see that. - And also, ask yourself, if you got one chance to tackle the man without-- - Oh, you're going for-- - Full force, full force, and I'm going for a kidney. - I don't care if it's a kick center. - No, I'm definitely-- - I'm definitely-- - Like, gonna be a clean tackle to the ground, but there might be a fist in there, so-- - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - It's like, get your hand on his forehead and put some slam on that when you hit the ground. - Oh, that old man's gonna have a miscarriage when I'm done with that. - Yeah. - Jesus Christ. - I'd be hoping I could do some brain damage, but I don't know if you'd notice. - Like, Agent Thompson, why is he at that point? Why did you get your entire fist in the mask? - Why is your-- - It's up to the elbow. - Security. - Security. - Yeah, size. - Yeah. - Size. - Size. - Size and security. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Speaking of science. - Oh, I don't know where we were. - Yeah, I don't know where we were. - I mean, I think we were mostly-- - I heard some of you talking about how people are stupid compared to him 'cause he's an alpha level-- - I mean, I feel like he didn't do stuff. - That's not what I'm saying. I was like, it was a major crisis in my life. - I don't know. - Why don't I love this? - No. - It's supposed to be tight. - No, I understand, given this impression of the world that didn't turn out to be true, and it's in a way that was like disappointing to learn because he thought he was gonna be moving up and also he's an alpha level intelligence. - That's true. - Those are separate things. - No. - And they combine to make this super disappointing. - They're not truly exclusive. - No, I should say to stay with my brand to me thinking about sex. - I should talk about my expectations of going to a strip club to when I went to one. - Oh boy. - Oh man. - No, I have that story. - Someone turned around a sock full of pennies for a boot. - When I turned 18, one of my friends thought it was funny. She was like, "I'm gonna take you to a strip club." And I was like, "Sure, fuck it." And it's a place where it's not actually a bar. They do serve alcohol, but it's not, so it's young to be 21 and go in at 18, but there was one girl who could dance. And the rest of it was just sad. - Yeah. - We had, there was a guy who was super obsessed with this girl that hagged along because she didn't have it in her to tell him to go fuck himself. - Oh yeah. - So like, he was deeply immature and super stoked to be at a strip club. (laughing) And we're like, we're sitting over here being like, "Jesus Christ, can she just put some flair in there?" - Yeah. - Give me some water. - He's just like, "Titty, titty, titty." - Like, we got internet, sir. - And then the fucking, the girl that brought me there, like a girl she knew in high school, because she was a couple years older, swung by the table and was like, "Oh my God." I haven't seen like, just in her glitter panties and nothing else because she was serving drinks or some shit, just like sat down afterwards. My friend was like, "I tried so hard not to stare at her tits." - They're just there. - Like, it's just, we've never been in a social situation. Like, we weren't close. We didn't know each other that well. And all of our social situations have been like, completely perfunctory before that point. And then she's just naked and talking to me. Like, out of the blue after years of no contact. - Right. - Like, yeah, that's awkward as fuck. - Nah, if you ask for that. - Like, yeah, the first time I went was, 'cause you know who I did? Yeah, those ideas you see in the movies, they're awesome stuff. - And then you realize all the dudes that go there are the saddest mothers. - Yeah. And that you'll see stuff like, "Oh, this one was like in Atlanta, so I went to one for my friend's bachelor party. We took him to one?" - Atlantic City? - Atlantic City? - No, in St. Louis. We took him to one. It was okay. There was one girl who was dancing. We went to her, 'cause the one was by. The girl was there, so the one was there. She went there, and she was dancing. And I was thinking the whole time, like, "Oh, Lord, just help her." Like, she's just trying so hard. She's trying. She didn't have really anything. - I've had friends that were strippers, you know, different parts of their lives or whatever. It was just something they never really talked about. Like, it would come up occasionally, but it was like a thing they did at some point in their life. But like, it was a shit job. - Yeah. - Yeah. But like, I didn't know this isn't exactly the same kind of thing, but like, every time I've been in a hooters, I've known someone that works there. - Yeah. - So, it's not like, if I dated this much in this town, fuck. - Yeah. - I think I feel like hooters is less like less respectable. - It's not a strip club. - Less respectable than a strip club. - In a way. - Because it's like-- - They get great tips. - Sure, but it's just, they're trading on the same shit. - Yeah. - But like, oh no, we're family-friendly. - Yeah, we're above class. - We're above board. - Sometimes. - 'Cause that girl I saw. - I bet there's more sex trafficking out the back of the hooters than there's a strip club on average. - Yeah, I bet there is. That girl, though, we saw, didn't really have anything. She was like, "A cup." Which, no, it wasn't bad, but she didn't-- - I'm into it. - But she didn't really like move. She kind of just like-- - That's what I'm saying. There were like, not-- There was one girl that was a dancer, and everybody else was like, "Hey, I'm naked. Give tips." - Exactly. And she wanted us to give her money. I was like-- - I can do that on the internet for free things. - Yeah. I was like, "Did you want to give us money?" - Wait, where are you naked on the internet? - That's not what I said. - I gave her some money, and I was like, "Well, we're right here." - You need me to start here, you're only fans? - I think like-- - I said to Pat. (laughs) - He doesn't have the content, though. It's kind of just-- - I'm very lazy. - I'm falling off. - I made it. - And when he was new and he was excited about it-- - Right, yeah. - But it's really falling off. - But it's the same feat. - I'm thinking about dropping to tier one. - Oh my God. - Tier two, you get a knuckle. - Oh, really? - Just the tips of the toes. - Yeah. (laughs) - So I was in college, and I had some friends that obviously were still in high school, and they were seniors, so they were going to the strip club. Anyway, they definitely should not have been drinking, obviously, but I mean, that's what you do. So I was like, "All right, I'm gonna pick Ella." So I get there, and so this is like one dude in particular. He's not my friend. He's like a friend of a friend. So really, he's like an associate. But he's like super fucking tall, likey. I'm like, "Why is he fucking in tears?" 'Cause I've seen him drunk before. He's not like a cry or whatever. And I was like, "What the fuck happened?" 'Cause they're freaking out, and again, he's in tears. And they were like, "He was getting a lap dance or whatever." And I'm like, "And that made him cry?" So I'm mad because all y'all are freaking out, and not making sense. And so they were like, "No." I guess somewhere near, I don't know why or how, 'cause obviously everyone was drunk. He turned around, and apparently his mom worked there, and he had no clue. So I guess she was like-- - Oh, wow. - So I guess she went up and threw the girl. And he was so embarrassed. - I would be too. - I would be too. - That's fucked up. - I'm not gonna lie. - Did she finish the dance? - No, Hussie's gonna dance my son. - I was like-- - You could cry in a way that I've never tried before. - I was like, and my friend was like, "Yeah, he was like, you know, he can't." And I was like, "So, I mean, she's your mom. So obviously she's seeing it before. But like, get in the car." (laughing) - I was like, "Damn." - I bet that was an awkward night at home. - Yeah. - I was like, "Hey, how do you get this old and you don't know, like, your mom--" - Are you at Thanksgiving and she looks over and it's like, "Hey, you want to be blessed to me?" - So then like, after that, like, people just say like-- - I'm still talking about that shit. - Everybody knew, so then like, they'd tease the fuck out of you after that. - So did he not wonder where all the wrinkled ones came from? - I could never tease somebody for that. They've been a punishment in that. - Well, now, now these kids are gonna grow up and I'm like, "Aha, your mom is only fans. I described your mom's only fans." - I mean, honestly, I think it is-- - This is like, you paid for my PlayStation, bitch. - Yeah, I think pretty much. Like, I think I remember seeing a video on YouTube where a guy was like, "We're about to go retire my dad." And he's like, "Here, you're retired now. You don't have to do all that." And he was like, "Yeah, my dick got you that." And I was like, "What?" He was like, "Yeah, I already paid--" - That's just the thing I'm going to drop into conversation. - I know that guy. - And it was from Interfan-- or, excuse me, only fans. There you go. - He paid his sister's student loans by showing up and throwing a duffel bag of cash at her. - Yeah. - I didn't see that one. He just mentioned it. - I paid that with my penis. - Yeah, that's dick money. - And I was like, "Damn." - And you know what the-- - He owns a duck. - He owns a duck. - It just follows him around. - And you know what, though? If my brother did that to me, I'd be like, "This nasty, but thank you for the fight." - I'm taking this. - Oh, I'm taking the money. - I mean, obviously. - But, yeah. - I would also like-- - Pat him on the park. - Pat him on the crotch on the way out. Be like, "Good work." - We're cutting everything. - Oh, yeah. - So we're gonna cut like 20 minutes ago. - I have a great picture somewhere where somebody has a shirt on the back of it. It says, "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20." There's some dude holding up a 20, reaching to tap him on the shoulder. - All right. So anything else we want to cut out later? - Shit. - I mean, it's almost five and we ain't gotten to the movie. - Yeah. - Although we should say something that wraps up the warm-up. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, how does one-- - Just hop back in there. Do we just jump into like a joint of sex time? - Yeah, we can do that. - Yeah, so guys, that's great. Okay, here we go. So, since Isaac, you're last. Man, that was crazy. I could feel that though. I've never seen how that faux. I feel like they went with the college, too. But-- - Why does it sound so fake like that? - Well, man, I really feel that, too. Instead of being smart. - I do feel that. - Like, Isaac, I just burned out. - Yeah. - I think it took way too many credit hours and felt like I was going to burn out. - Oh, man. - Yeah. - Did you to be smart? - I did that. I did that too, engineering majors with a full-time job game. - I don't know. - Yeah, that sucks. I worked at a theater. It was pretty tight. - And then I left college and was like, "No, I'm not doing any of those things I just spent years learning how to do." - You see? - You and everyone else. - You and everyone else. - I've like written papers and stuff. - I've never gotten paid for anything I did in my majors. - Well, I got to face the whole, "Oh, we all got internships," and, "Oh, you have to work for a living." - Yeah. - Oh, no. - And all the companies I have played too are like, "But you didn't do an internship?" I'm like, "No, I have to feed myself." - It's a job. - You didn't work for free during college. - Exactly. Which was just you. - No, I was already paying to do a bunch of work. - Yeah. - I can't afford to do that. - They're interested in just you doing mail work. - Anyway. - Oh, yeah. I have to send it too much. - Before we divert again. - Yeah. - Join us next time. - We're going to be talking about spring, summer, fall, winter. - And spring. - And spring. - The ellipsis points. - It's a movie that Jasmine is watching. - Yeah, yeah. All right. Sexual word. [Music] This has been BS Reactor. The parts that they said were going to be edited out were edited down significantly to removing criminating evidence and other really bad stuff. Otherwise this episode would have been really short. All voices, music and mixing are put together by the reactor crew. All rights reserved. The music guy improvised the piano track because he felt guilty using Suno again. He was very quick to say that he's not swearing off AI music though since he is the artist that the robots are stealing work from. And he benefits the most from someone else doing the unpaid laboring question. If you have any comments, questions or strong opinions about using AI to save time or avoid exhaustion, contact the show on social media or our website bsreactor.com. And thanks for listening. I appreciate you. [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]
