Who Knew It with Matt Stewart
109 - Andy Matthews, Suren Jayemanne and Raewyn Pickering
Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Andy Matthews (Two in the Think Tank), Suren Jayemanne (Good Tucker) and Raewyn Pickering (Death Bed Comedy)!
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Hello, Matt here, letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live, who knew it, and I'm also doing a stand-up show in my show, Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival in the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong, working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Geez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends, Jess and Dave, to do a tour of Europe, for Dewgo On, but at the end of that tour, I'm doing three who knew it shows with stand-up as well. In London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the 21st of November, and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows, hopefully we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstew@comedy.com. [MUSIC] >> This Halloween, Google All Out with Instacart. Whether you're hunting for the perfect costume, eyeing that giant bag of candy, or casting spells with eerie décor, we've got it all in one place. Download the Instacart app and get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes. Plus, enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Offer valid for a limited time, minimum $10 per order, service fees, and additional terms apply. Instacart, bringing the store to your door, this Halloween. [MUSIC] >> Welcome to Who Knew with mattstew at the show where the guests are at the wrong answers. I'm the titular mattstew and our first guest is host of Good Tucker on SBS Food at Saranjai Manna. >> Hello, how's it going? >> So good, so good to have you back. >> Not just SBS Food, also ABC International, which I didn't know what that is. But then my friend was in Bali and they turned their TV on in the hotel. And I guess, sorry that, okay, that's all we're going to do. >> Get food, get food. >> [LAUGH] >> It sounded like you're quite emotional to learn a bit about it. >> I'm a little point at it today. Hey, it's my favorite season. I'm actually quite excited about it, but yeah, for some reason, we're on TV, it's in Bali. >> I love it, that's, yeah, we're big in Bali. >> Yeah. >> At least one person has said so. >> Yeah. >> Our second guest this week is Melbourne's premier farm-based comedian. It's Raywan Pickering. >> Thank you. >> Sure, I say Melbourne, probably, Australia's? >> Australia's premier farm-based. >> Yeah. I don't know. >> Sure. I'll take it. >> Anyone who's topping you on that. >> No. I don't know. >> Is that referred to where your comedy, where you live as you're a farm-based comedian, or is it like your comedy or material or what it's like? >> No, the material. >> The material. >> Perform exclusively on farms. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> The venue. >> Yeah. >> I don't think I've seen anyone else do crowd work about the amount of leaders of milk certain breeds of cow give out. >> Yeah. >> And do that material to a crowd of pigs. >> Yes, that's right. >> I don't know anything. >> Which is hard. >> I don't know anything. >> Yeah. >> Because it's easy to do that to a crowd of cows. >> To a group of cows. [laughter] >> They're not. They're not quite, but, you know, when comedian has real edge, they'll do that to pigs. >> Yeah. Well, you know, if it's funny, it's funny, you know, and you should be able to do it anywhere. >> Anyhow. >> Anyhow. >> Yeah. Any of you see a cow in the crowd and decide not to do it? >> Yeah. >> Well, that really says a lot. [laughter] >> That really says a lot. [laughter] >> That's a good material. [laughter] >> Funny, funny. >> It's just pressure. >> Funny is funny, and farming is farming. That's what Ray went up and up and up and down the ground. [laughter] >> I'm like, "Oh, it's a bit, yeah, it's a bit on the nose," but that's Raywan's style. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm on the nose. [laughter] >> It's actually how I tag all my jokes that I'm not confident in, okay? Is what Raywan says. [laughter] >> On the phone. [laughter] >> Our third guest is from the "To the Think Tank" podcast, and is a writer for Sean McCall's various programs. It's Andy Matthews. >> Hello. >> It's me. >> But you were telling me before you haven't written "Fris 1" about discoveries of people's ancestry. >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> You didn't write any of that. >> I didn't write any of that. I didn't come up with any of the ancestry. [laughter] >> History stories. >> You didn't write any DNA chains? >> No. >> Unfortunately not. >> No. >> So Aaron Chan, that was all just... >> That was just my card. >> It's a shame, because I've got a lot of really funny ideas about where Aaron Chan came from, but they weren't interested in any of them. >> Oh my god. You were writing them as well. >> I think the same. >> I don't know. >> I think it is. >> Yeah. >> I think that's a fantastic thing to say. >> I think if Aaron Chan was... >> I think more people should be saying it. >> Thank you. >> So the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question, and our guests have to write a convincing fake answer, I then read their answers, as well as a real one. I'll have to guess which one is correct. And hey, well I've got you. The cameras are rolling. It's going to be a clip from this episode, maybe two, depending on how much time I have. So follow us on who knew what pod on Instagram, Facebook, et cetera, or me at Matt's Joke Comedy on TikTok. I've been putting them up there and getting tens of views. >> Whoa. Can people in Bali even say it? >> I think people in Bali are visible to them. >> Oh, okay. >> With the right connection. >> I might not be saying international crap. >> Guess who. [laughter] >> Try not to cry. >> So the first question comes from listener Oz Tilsen from Victoria, a little backhander here, the fun one in Canada, ouch. Cup that. >> Ooh. >> Cup that. The Victoria that we're in. >> That's a real slide to Victoria, South Africa. >> Oh, yeah. There's a few back. >> Victoria falls. >> Oh, okay. >> Quite a few. Victoria sort of helped it. >> I don't like any judgment of that. [laughter] >> Always standing when I went. >> All right. I'm so sorry about that. >> Sorry. >> Sorry. Farmy's farmy. [laughter] Oh, this question is, what does pornocracy mean? What does pornocracy mean? And while you're all riding your answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guessed the answer. And hey, by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake accounts for each question, I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can scribe up to three points per round, which seems fair, according to a mathematician who listens though, the probability actually favors me, the house. And the house always wins though, if you do listen on a regular basis, you'll know that is nearly never the case and that isn't part because we now do triple points for the contestants in the final round, which really evens things up, evens things up so much that it is uneven again and probably anti-house anyway. Most of our questions come around, great Patreon supporters, and if you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com/dugoonpod, which is linked in the show notes. Alright, the answers are in for question number one, what does pornocracy mean? A style of electrical system where electrical, a style of electoral system where instead of a secret ballot, a small peephole is cut in the ballot box and perverts can pay two dollars a pop to peer in and look at them. That's option one, option two, a catalogue of ballet dance terminology. Option three, a government run by or dominated by harlots. Option four, I recently got feedback that sometimes the answers run in together, so I'm trying out like a number in it. Spacing and numbering. Maybe I'll do spacing, might start doing... Like just a pause. Was that some of the feedback that you had coming handy? That was gonna be the next round, I don't think something else, I jumped ahead. Option four, when a porn star actually cannot have sex, it's all faked using lights and lasers, option five, the social hierarchy on an adult film set, or option six, a little known chess term denoting a move where the eight black pawns and the eight white pawns gather together and sign a magna card of style document. The feudal system is overthrown and the game is henceforth rendered complete. After that the players democratically vote for their favourite porn category. Can I hear the second option again, is that all right? A catalogue of ballet dance terminology. What's that doing in there, do you think? Where does that one come from? Yeah, it's hard to work it out from there. Can we get the spelling of poor, not crispy, I think it's a bit like for that. It's spelled B, A, double A, B, T. So just very quickly, you've got... Ballet, ballet, ballet, voting balance. No, somebody's done a little ballet spelling pronunciation as well. Or maybe it's, maybe that just misread the word, the ballad as ballet. It's a catalogue of ballet dances. It makes a lot more sense now. So you've got the peephole, the electoral system, I'm saying electoral, weird, aren't I? Electoral, thank you, me. Electoral system with the peepholes, you've got the ballet dance terminology, government run by harlots, someone who can't have sex, a porn star and it's faked using lights and lasers, hierarchy on an adult film set or the magna carda of chess pieces. Even though they can't have sex and it's faked by lasers, how does that... Well, it's got the porn, at least the porn element is in there. Or it is democratic because you need to get other people involved too. Maybe it's come from hypocrisy and it's very hypocritical, to be saying, hey, look, I'm having sex when you're not. Is that what hypocrisy means? Yeah. Hey, look at me. I've got hips too. I am just saying that if I had written the one about the peephole, I would have included the line government of the peephole by the peephole. Oh, yeah. Well, dictionaries don't normally get punched up, but I like how you're trying. Yeah, and much of my chagrin, I've been submitting suggestions for years. Macquarie has sent a cease and desist to you, Andy. Do you want to lock some answer in? I think it's the hierarchy on a porn set. Okay. Look on that info, Saran. What about you, Rowan? Um, I was actually leaning towards that too, but, um, hear me all go, go for the ballet dancers. That's just absolutely for no reason. That's correct. I absolutely salute you. Yeah. I take off my hat. I also have to go with the hierarchy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, I mean, it's just obviously the right answer. All right, down to the fact that it doesn't quite make sense where you think somebody who hasn't made great choices in the life and has ended up on a porn set has also come up with that term. Yeah. And yeah. I think you can make great choices and end up there, Andy. Yeah, sure. But the hypothetical person in my scenario, I had- Yes. Is there a leaving us hanging there? Um, all right. The answer is to write the answers, a little known chest term denoting a move where the eight black pawns and the eight white pawns gather together and sign a Magna Carta style document. That was Saran. Oh. Now- Did I have you to, like, add it to second porn? Yeah. Yeah. It is fine. I was considering it. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I had it marked out as plausible until it got very, I'm going to say, serenny. Because there are people, regular listeners at home, some have told me they play a secondary game while they listen and that is which is Saran's answer. Oh. So a point there to everyone who called that one where lights and lasers fake pawn stars having sex. That was Ray. I'm shocked. Yeah. I absolutely thought it was more like pornocracy, like OCRISY instead of like a democracy. I was saying, oh my goodness. Which it could be. We never got this building. Well, yeah. That's true. Although it's really nice. That's why I planned it. The one with the peephole ballot box that Andy tried to punch up was Andy. Well, I just felt so angry at myself when I heard you read it out. I was like, why did I not, why did I not put that in there? I think of it as a first draw. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going back and record us. Just giving yourself notes. Yeah. Ray when went for a catalog of ballet dance terminology, that was actually Oz the question writer, AKA the house. Really? And Oz. Honestly. Of their motivation. They said, my cousin's horse died this year and thought it would be nice to remember her through the quiz. She was in ballet. Her name was Angelina Ballerina, so that is the inspiration for my answer. Beautiful tribute. I also wanted to pay tribute to ballet by giving her a point. Yeah. I think, hey, this episode goes out to Angelina Ballerina. Yeah. And it's interesting that you were, even though there was no clue, hint of it, in the question you were still drawn to the farm based dance. I knew there was a horse. I can sniff out my stock. Hey, Barbie's Barbie. Barbie's Barbie. Oh, it's a catchphrase. I think I might as well see it. That's Ray. That's right. That's great. Great. And Andy went for the social hierarchy on an adult film set. I'm afraid that was the house. Oh my god. The answer is a government run by or dominated by harlots. What? How can that be the actual term? I know. What do you mean? Okay. What? Wait, so what is a harlot then? Well, in other places, it is the word for. They would. Yeah. Right. Is this a thing that happens often enough to need a term? But I don't know. The version of it that Oz came across was, this is a corner of Wikipedia, is also known as Succulum Obscurum, with- Better harlot in common. A.K.A. Pornocracy. A.K.A. The Rule of the Harlots. It was a period in which the history of the papacy during the 1st, 2/3 of the 10th century, following the chaos after the death of Pope Formosus in 896, which saw 7 or 8 papal elections in as many years. I don't even know exactly how many. And the terms for macrocy... How is a very 10th century word? Yeah. There's also heterorocracy, which was also used for the period, or the Rule of Harlots. And these were all coined by Protestant German theologians in the 19th century. So as long after the point, I guess they've been, what do you call that, bit pejorative, bit dismissive. I don't call it that. But I think in actual fact, that word can just mean, I'm sure that harlots could run a great government. [LAUGHTER] So that... Yeah. Yeah. In the 21st century. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. All right. I mean, is that what the sex party was all about? They're very branded now, but... Probably that's an offensive thing to say. OK. [LAUGHTER] I'm not completely sure, but I've just found my new piece at level accusation to level. [LAUGHTER] Oh my God. Because I was down one. [LAUGHTER] I was trying to... I was just intending to, you know, owning that word as a harlot. Mm-hmm. No, I'm making it worse. All right. Maybe me saying it's offensive, is the offensive thing? I think that's it. I've learned something. I think you have... Mm-hmm. It was inside you all along, but now it's outside of you as well, because you said it in your mouth. Oh my God. [LAUGHTER] Kind of good luck with that hitting around. [LAUGHTER] Can you... Kind of the main thing is, don't make us look like assholes. [LAUGHTER] Please. [LAUGHTER] I should say, that means the first after one round, the scores are Seren, Raywin, Andy yet to score the house on three points. Wow. All right. Here's question number two. This comes from two separate question riders, the same question, but two different question riders wrote it. "And from the Sunshine Coast and Lisa from Brisbane." So, obviously, something up in Queensland happened that alerted these two to this question. The question is, which of these are real species of fish? So, you've just got to come up with a... [LAUGHTER] Species of fish. [LAUGHTER] So, in Queensland, it's happened to me. [LAUGHTER] Very fishy. [LAUGHTER] Hi. I obviously this plays in a lot of times. Do you want to say full disclosure? I am from Queensland, so... Yeah. And you're an animal person. I'm a person. As well. Yeah. Famously, you can milk a lot of fish. [LAUGHTER] You know the laterage. This exact format of question gets me every single time I'm sure other people have commented on this, that it's these ones specifically where your brain goes like, there's not enough information. Yeah. Where are the options? Yeah. You just told me the options. It happens nearly every week. I have to go through the process and be like, that's right. I've got to write the options. It happened, I would say it happened nearly every week. That exact... Someone has that thing. Even people who've been on many times, but it just, and knows that that's what, you know, we've just done one of the questions. [LAUGHTER] But it's the animal one for some reason. Yeah. I think it's because it's asked in a strange way while you're writing those answers. Oz also wrote, "I've loved the Duguan podcast network for the long run. The longest time. But when I heard this word, it became a requirement for me to get on the Patreon so that I could send it in. I'm a student and parent of one as well, so we don't have a ton of cash, and I can't say, stay subscribed for long, but had to share this word with you. Thanks for everything you guys do. Hey, Oz. Thank you. Thanks so much for bringing pornocracy to our attention. All right. The answers are in. Here's question number two, which of these is a real species of fish, small head sharpie, the striped toe sucker. That's option two. [LAUGHTER] I've already forgot my name. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] I think that when there's two in there, it's okay, you can afford to relax a little bit. All right. Three, common Aussie come on fish. [LAUGHTER] Four, big mouth buffalo. I said mouth with an F sound, but that's not how it's written. [LAUGHTER] Is this still part of the answer? [LAUGHTER] This is-- [LAUGHTER] Option five, dusty fat chub, or option six, the gray fish. Oh. Oh. Can I ask Andy, do you feel like punching any of those? [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Ah. No, they're all perfect. Mm. OK. Oh, no. [LAUGHTER] What are you thinking, Rowan? Ah, look, is gray spelled G-R-E-Y or G-R-A-Y? Ooh. Um-- Or B-A-W-L-E-T. [LAUGHTER] That's G-R-E-Y. Ooh. Does that help you one way or the other? No. But-- It's just good information. [LAUGHTER] What's the difference between the two there? Yes. I think Americans-- I think Americans-- I'm just trying to-- I'm just trying to-- In general, understand which way I should be spelling it. Right. OK. Well, that's good. That's something you can take away. It's E-Y. Yeah. I'm learning for, like, you know, outside of this. The life. Mm-hmm. Um-- But I-- Never too old to learn. Exactly. Yeah. That's what-- That makes it sound like I think you're really old. [LAUGHTER] And I do. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Now, the chub one-- we've had a chub fish on this show before. So my feeling is that it's not the chub. I don't think Matt would dip back into that real cool-- Unless he-- A comedy. --does not have very good memory. And he has simply forgotten. Because I genuinely am old. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. But famously-- sorry. You've remembered all the systems you've put in place. [LAUGHTER] That's right. But I think the second one was sort of slightly-- The second or third one was sort of slightly lascivious and saucy sounding. And that felt like something somebody would send in to the-- Who knew it with Matt Stewart podcast? Yep. Can I have those two again, please? The second or third? Yeah. A striped toe sucker. That's the one. And a common Aussie command fish. No, not that one. That's a syringe. [LAUGHTER] I think it goes with the striped toe sucker. Don't go into games with people playing in the little psychos. Let them play on their own. Well, they can lock that in at home or go their own way as well on the syringe question. [LAUGHTER] Um, Ray, when are you still-- Um, uh, could I just get the others one more time? Yeah. Small head sharpie, strappy toe sucker, common Aussie command fish, big mouth buffalo, dusty fat chub, or the gray fish. I reckon the big mouth buffalo. Oh, that is another good option. Yeah. Thank you. Really good option. Oh, no. Do you have notes on it? [LAUGHTER] I think I'm a simple man. But I'm picturing a big mouth buffalo. [LAUGHTER] Just huge lips. Just huge lips. [LAUGHTER] I'm a buffalo. [LAUGHTER] The pout on it. Oh. Beautiful. Beautiful fish. Beautiful fish. What was the very first one against her? Small head sharpie. Mm. Oh. Which is-- it's an interesting way of putting it. I keep wanting to say small headed sharpie. It's really flu-y. Yeah. Oh, flu-y. Maybe it's really flu-y. Like it's-- Yeah. That's what's giving you that, the sharp. The sharpie. Yeah. Or like-- [LAUGHTER] Because it's like a highlight. The sharpie was like-- Oh, I guess. I was more-- yeah, sorry. I think the sharpie is being black, but you're right. That can be all sorts of colors. Yeah. But also, sharpies was like a subculture in Melbourne in the '60s or something. That's right. Yeah, they're like molds or something. A subculture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think the sharpies would bash them all. They were like-- Is that right? Were they poets? [LAUGHTER] I don't think so. No. I think the mods would rip their heads off and use the stump to draw on walls. OK. Were they draw on the wall or were they just sort of highlighting? Yeah. Just underlining. Everyone's got to picture that differently. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] So-- I will lock in the-- if it was sharp-headed smally, I would have gone with that. But I think I have to go with the toe-headed sucker. Whatever it is. Oh. We must again choose the same direction. Oh, yeah, that took fair too well. Last time. Such is life. All right. This is right. The answers. The gray fish. That was from the beautiful mind of Andy Matthews. [LAUGHTER] Well, it was interesting. Interesting to know you're an EY man. I feel like I'm working on it. And then I thought, you know what? I'll do this. And there's a chance, small chance, that this will be really funny. Yeah. And it's good to know it wasn't. No. It's good to just get ready. It was not funny. [LAUGHTER] I thought it was fantastic. Thank you. It's something to keep. Keystrokes with G-R-A-Y. Yeah. That's based back space. There you are. If I ask. Just trying to get it right. Dusty fat chub. That was Ang. Okay. The house. The other question right, Elisa. Okay. The house wrote small head sharpie, which I think I was picturing like an old sharpie. Oh, yeah. You know, with a tiny head dancing in that funny way they did. Yeah. We're still talking about the pen. Yes. Yeah. Is that an infashionable brand of pens? Oh, gosh. I think people would have figured it out from context clues otherwise. I hope so. What are they talking about? [LAUGHTER] Common, Ozzy, come on fish. Andy? Serene. Did he get a coin? Yeah. It was Serene. Wow. Well, they stand out like a sharpie. [LAUGHTER] These two for two. [LAUGHTER] But you both went for the striped toast sucker. That was Raywin. Oh, yeah. Raywin was correct. Big mouth buffalo for the full three points. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. It's a queen swing thing. It's a queen swing thing. Wiping the floor. Yeah, I knew. I knew. Did you actually? I knew the Queensland fish. Did you actually know that that was the fish? No. I just, yeah. I guess so. In my bones, I knew. Sure. Oh, yeah. Deep, deep, deep. [LAUGHTER] All right, so. Geez. What a beautiful fish, though. Oh, yeah. Does it just have really big lips? Let's have a look at it. With horns. The name doesn't say anything about lips, right? Oh, a mouth and blood. A mouth and blood. A lip. No, I do not think so. You could have a big mouth and have this. And I think famously most fish, I would say, do not have visible lips. But there are some fish that have incredible lips. Just real voluptuous. So they've got small mouths, big lips. Yeah. Oh, man. It is. It kind of looks a bit stock-standard-y, but then you have a look at the lips. [LAUGHTER] I mean, it's a big, beautiful fish. No doubt about that. Oh. Whoa. What the heck? Yeah, that's a catch of the day. That could suck some toast. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Could fit one toe at a time. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That kind of doesn't look right. No. I agree. [LAUGHTER] You're not happy with that? It kind of looks a little bit like, if I can say an anus on its mouth. That's what I'm getting, some kind of life. Well, you have named it. Where does the buffalo, I'm guessing buffalo the place now. I hadn't thought of that, but yeah. Yeah. It's like buffalo wings. Confused me for a long time. [LAUGHTER] But I realized recently. They weren't from the case. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Here's question on the tray. This comes from Jacoby Daniel from Sacramento, California. Go Kings, if they're still a basketball team, which I don't think they are. Pretty sure they went to funk years ago. Anyone fully basketball? Which one of these is a real Batman Beyond Villain? So it was a cartoon series of Batman called Batman Beyond. You want to give us the name of the villain and then a sentence or so describing that villain. Just a bit of what their vibe is or whatnot. Wait, what era is Batman Beyond? Does everyone want to know that or do we want to keep it vague? No, okay. I don't know. Because I'd have to look it up. Okay. That's fine. [LAUGHTER] And you're not going to make me do that. Well, you're running your answer. Let the audience know a bit more about these big old big mouth buffaloes. But it is called a big mouth buffalo. If it's from buffalo, you wouldn't finish it with buffalo. It would be called a buffalo big mouth. You know what I mean? Yeah. So maybe I was right in the first place. It is actually a buffalo. I've got a wiki. The big mouth buffalo is a fish native to North America that is in decline. It is the largest North American species of the cateau stomide or sucker family. Oh my god, Ray. When you're toe sucker thing, you're in the ball pocket. Get on. And it's one of the longest lived and latest maturing freshwater fishes capable of living for 127 years. They do reproduce infrequently. Even at a century old, they show no age-related declines. But instead, improvements relative to younger individuals are these. Wow. They could. We could really. Yeah. We could just inject them. Do you know, I think it's... Do you know what I'm saying? Look at those guys. Can we mush them down and inject them into us so we can have that? Wow. I'm sure someone has tried. But yeah, apparently this species has been called a biological marvel for that reason. It is commonly called the gourd head, marble head, rat mouth buffalo, buffalo fish, burnered buffalo, round head, round head or brown buffalo. The big mouth buffalo is not a carp. I mean, if it's not, you don't have to play in bringing it up then. Nor is any other fish in the sucker family. Geez. So whoever put this one together is a bit defensive. Although they share the same order, each belong to different sub-orders and a native to separate continents. The answers are in. Here's question number three. Which of these is a real Batman Beyond villain? The splice girls. The most popular girl group in Metropolis who come to Gotham for a show and end up splicing their DNA with animals to monstrous results. The harlot. A marrow candidate. The harlot ran on a ticket full of harlots with the intention to bring it to an office seat at Gotham City. Okay, Matt. Derek Smolgoods. A crime boss who worked by day as a meatpacking boss. But after an accident, his fingers had to be replaced by salami sausages. Mad Stan. He's a libertarian who thinks the answer to a corrupt government is to blow it up. The Fist Sister. A creature who is formed from a sentient pile of discarded fists that cling together into the shape of a woman, formed when a bucket of lady stem cells was accidentally dumped into the amputated hands bin at Gotham Hospital. Or finally, Leo Birdman was the arch nemesis of Batman that grew up surrounded by ravens and responded to quests by a bird in the sky. He unfortunately was defeated when he jumped off a building believing he could fly. And the answer that has a rhyme in it, which I appreciate. Okay. Okay. Well, how often do you come across a pile of fists? You're going to remember this as a cartoon world. Are you thinking of this as a real? As a real world. Yes, sorry. Sorry. This is the cartoon now. Yeah, this is about a 1960s out of West. The amputated hands bin. And just not grabbing me. Oh. Okay. Well, yeah. Fist. Fist. Very hard to grab with a fist. Yeah. But a bunch of them. A bunch of them, yeah. Together. We're up to you, Andy, first. Oh. Feels like I've gone first every time. What's boring you? Yeah, well, I think you've jumped in. You push away. Yeah. But this is the first time it's actually your first. You know, if we are doing feedback today. All right. Well, so we know which one was serens. We know which one was mine. Leo Bergman. That sounds like the plot of that movie Birdman. He jumps off a building at the end. Oh. He put. Spoilers. Sister. Mad Stan. Mad Stan. The splice girls. I'm going to go with the splice girls. All right. Locking that in for Andy. What do you think, seren? What was the Mad Stan character? Yeah. Mad Stan. A libertarian who thinks the answer to a corrupt government is to blow it up. Yeah. Mad Stan. Yeah. It doesn't sound. Sounds like a pain, actually. Yeah. It doesn't sound fantastical enough to me. Yeah. It just sounds like Americans. It just sounds like what they think. This is from the past. You know? So this might be before. It's actually prophetic. This might be before... You're saying things used to be better. You get a bomber and stuff like that. So, all right. Actually, there's a bit of a history there, isn't there? Mmm. Blowing it up. Mmm. Like obviously Planet the Apes. You blew it up. Don't blow it up. Didn't you? You blew it all up. Is that what I say? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. I know it mainly from an old Mikhail Sketch on Newstopia, where he parried it as, in here. As in his impersonation of Charlton Heston. I guess sure. It was really funny stuff. Did you write that? No. I didn't want to know. I was before your time. Before my time. Newstopia was before Mad as Hell. Before I got into television. Television. Yes. Do you remember watching the first episode of Mad as Hell? Your future workplace? We watched it on the big screen of the original Super Bowl Studio. Yeah, right. And you spent the whole time punching it up. It was just fun because that's what you ended up doing professionally. Yeah. Great. But if I had been writing it, it's good to know that I still would have been punching it up as it went to it. Yeah. Yeah. As is my style. All right. So Saran's locked in. Matt Stan. Andy's locked in. Just leaving you, Rowan. I've made a little list of the options here on my head. And Rowan is referring to it, even though I didn't give her permission to do that. Yeah. You can buy that with half a point, maybe. Yeah. I like how you even wrote Harlot Saran. Like you knew as Matt was saying. You'll also notice that because I've got such a cunning brain, I even wrote down my answer on this list here. And next one, you wrote mine. Yeah. It was quite a significant pause before I did write down mine one because it took me a while to remember it that I should. Yeah. Yeah. So if you were paying close attention, you would be able to. The dastardly mind of Andy Matthews. Mm. Game player. That would be your villain name. Mm. The game player. The game player. Maybe, um, let's go with those small goods. Derek's small goods. A crime Don who by day is a meat packing boss. But ends up with the salami. The salami fingers. Salami. And that, yeah. Sure you'd call it Don Salami. Is Don his band? Is it okay to try to try to try? All right. Here's your quick answer. Leo Birdman. That was Raywin. Did you find inspiration like Andy suggested from the film? Um, no. I haven't seen it, but I appreciate Andy spoiling it all the same. It's good, man. Yeah, no. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe I did. So consciously because it wasn't Michael Keaton film. Michael Keaton was in there as well. But he jumped off a building at the end. Yeah. It did have a soundtrack that was all drums. Yeah. That's what my brain is. I thought you were thinking of that movie about the drummer. Oh, whiplash. Whiplash. Subtitled. Whiplash. Which I'll talk about when you jump out of it. Yeah. So I can now understand. Yeah. The fist sister. Uh, he's, I like how you, you wrote each other off straight away. Because that was Andy Matthews. Uh, Raywin wrote that off. Well, you can't picture a fist bit. A fist. A fist. Are you kidding? So I felt bad when, uh, when Andy said Birdman. That just sounds like a movie. But then I felt better when Raywin said fist bend. That's a bit farfetched. Can I ask how you felt when? It's a lovely thing. So much more believe. Each round, Andy is immediately being like, well, that's the right. Which has been correct. And it was again. Yeah. Yeah. For every time. Oh my God. Uh. You just, why don't you just run. I'll run. I'll run. I'll try and run a serene one next time. Oh, then there's two serene ones I picked from. Uh, then the one, the one that I wrote out in real time with you to feel, feel how you feel was Derek Smallgoods. Well, you've really got the touch. And Andy, you, you might have noticed that you may not have. But I realized when I read it out, I'd use the word boss twice. I didn't understand. I changed it to do. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, but Raywin. Tell for me. I appreciate the splice girls. That was Jacobi. Okay. The house. Many of the correct data is Mad Stan. Wow. The most boring one. Oh, what up? It does sound like that. Bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mad Stan just wasn't quite as like scary enough. Maybe the end. Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering if Stan Lee was from their enemies at Marvel. I was wondering if. Who knows. Who knows. Because I know that I think someone did do a spoof character of him at some point. Someone who really didn't like him. Oh. It was called like Disco Stan or something. Disco Stan. No. It was just funky Flashman. Disco Stan. It was actually. Really? And it was just a parody of him. They used to work together and he really hated him. So, it was just spoofing him. Wow. Yeah. Spoofing. Doesn't sound that insulting. Funky Flashman. best nickname. So that round the house. She's got two points somehow there and Saran is also on the board. So now after three rounds and yet score Saran on one point, Ray one on three points, but out in front of five points it's the hooves. Here is question number four at the halfway mark. Now this one's from Kevin Packrad from Wingdale in New York and the question is what did Fran's Kafka write in his journal on Sunday July 19, 1910. Under the dates, you don't need to know your history or anything. That's just that specifically how he, what he wrote in his diary. Do you like it in the original Hungarian? If you could write it that way and then translate it for me into English, please. Okay, great. What was the date you got to? July 19, 1910. Sorry, this was his diary. Yeah, so I said journal, but you know did diary. It was probably a dinky diary. Yeah, you had a little lock on it. While you're writing your answers, he's a little more info about Mad Stan. According to Jacoby, Batman Beyond is the very 90s sequel series to the hit show Batman, the animated series. It is set in Neogotham in the distant year of 2019. After an aging Bruce Wayne retires from being Batman, a teenager named Terry McGinnis takes up the mantle and puts on a badass futuristic bat suit to become Neogotham's next crime fighter. Terry McGinnis. Pretty fun name for new Batman. I didn't know that that had happened. Mad Stan doesn't appear much in the series, but he was immediately my favorite new rogue. Condor Bruce Wayne, Stan is unstoppable, went on a rant, which is always triggered by something in the news. In the episode Countdown, we meet his pet Chihuahua named Boom Boom. And as if the character wasn't already awesome enough, he is voiced by Henry Rowlands of Black Flag. That does sound like a fun character. I'm so sorry, Jacoby, that Andy really shuttle over your favorite there. Hey, while you're still running your answers, let's go for a quick break. 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Really good. It's been seven months now, oh sorry, July 19th, 1909. Line through it, 1910. It's been seven months now and I'm still forgetting it's now 1910. Sheesh. Was attacked by a group of school children today. One of them bit my finger. I had an idea for one of my crazy stories today about a guy on a podcast who pretends to be one of the other guys on a podcast, but he becomes so consumed with anxiety that he won't be able to do justice and he just goes crazy. It's super meta. Might call it metamorphosis, but make the matter in all capitals so people know it's a joke. Or finally, well, didn't write that on there. Oh sorry. My one. Well finally, well, today my love got her period again. Means I'm not a daddy. But more importantly, it was so gross. I told her to go outside and cool off. She insisted it's part of her life cycle and I should think of it like metamorphosizing into a beautiful butterfly. I didn't think she deserved to eat at the table. I think I'll leave her tomorrow. Although we started with the grimest one, which is about miserable life, but it got grim. All right. So I think we are back to Saran. Okay. And I didn't number those. So let me number them. Number one, slept or woke slept or woke miserable life. Number two, it's their home. It's their castle. Number three, it's been seven months and I'm still forgetting it's now 1910 sheesh. Number four was attacked by a group of school children today. One of them bit my finger. Number five, metamorphosis, met her in all caps, or six. My love got her period today again. Okay. I think that the number five met her in all caps was that also written in Hungarian. Initially, you weren't game enough to rate it out. Oh, the Hungarian? No, no, I haven't read any. Google translate. Yeah. Translate them all. I think maybe it's the let's go slept away, slept awake. Okay. Welcome, that emphasis. What do you think, Rowan? Wait, what was the second one? One home, man's home is his castle, a man named. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Matt, I'll let you answer the question. No, you're having fantastic nights. You can play. You could do this podcast. And you're welcome to refer to them for one point. Okay. That would get you on the board. Yeah. I guess I also think it's the slept, slept awake one. All right. You know, looking for Rowan. What do you reckon, Andy? Well, the 1910 sheesh one, that's Seren. The correct answer is attack by a group of school children. Okay. Welcome that in for Andy. Here's who wrote the answers. Well, today my love got her period again. That was Rowan. It's not brave enough to guess that one. It's very funny. In the outbreak, which may be played at the end, in the outtakes that the Andy told us all, I think this one's going to blow you away. The one that Andy already said was his was his about matter in all caps. I tried. I tried. I thought, you know, what a serendo he likes to refer to things that have happened on the podcast. I mean, I fell on your lap. The metamorphosis. That didn't get me laughed. So, Seren would have made it funnier. The one that you said was Serenz with sheesh at the end. That was Serenz. Imagine. I also wrote it. He did write it. I mean, I don't know how to pronounce the numbers. Julius 19, 1909, Crossout, 1910, Mars 7, Honchpja, S, Meg, Mindig, Ethel, Jitam, Hogi, most 1910, sheesh. I think Hungarians listening will agree that. Two percent of your listeners are Hungarian. And they love the other half of Salami. The, um, I think Hungarian is famously the hardest language. All right. To, um, to learn. That didn't feel right. Just read what it looked like. And I think, yeah, I think that's just because you make reading English look so different. The, the, is Asian level. Man named Kay arriving in the village. That was the house. Uh, so does that mean the only one left is the correct answer. Scepter work, Scepter work. Oh, no, sorry. I should say when Andy went for that was Kevin talked by a group of children today. Kevin, okay. The house wrote that one, meaning Serenz and Raya, when our correct sleep awoke, sleep, a Scepter work, miserable, full stop, laugh, full stop. What a character. Oh, Franz was. Yeah. Uh, so a point to Serenz, a point to Raywin and a point to the house. And he's still on zero. This is really good. How do you do it? I made a resolution today that I was going to come on and try really hard to win. How sad and pathetic is that? Did we, I think you've, you've forgotten? Oh, you haven't, you haven't played in that way. I'm trying my hardest. Don't worry. You've got a couple points in the Seren game, though. Two questions left, though, and the final round's with triple points. You can score up to nine points if you really know that final round. But here's question of five. How many is it also triple Seren points? Oh, could be in that other game, but I think he's got an unassailable lead in that game. Mainly, because you're not playing. No, but maybe I should, maybe I should get a board if we can. I'd like to point out, I haven't been watching answers, but I also would have got them all right. Yes. Question five comes from Kira from Gizban in Victoria. And the question is, what was the marketing slogan for the city of Regina Saskatchewan in 2023? What was the marketing slogan for Regina Saskatchewan in 2023? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Kafka. This is according to Kevin, who writes, "I don't really have anything to add, except that my fake answer about the school children is inspired by a scene in the book The Brothers Cameras of written by Dostoevsky." I just thought that this entry was funny and also very real at the same time. I think, because the reason I chose it, and I was so confident that was the right one, was that just rang some kind of bell in my mind, and I'm sure I must have, not that I've read any Dostoevsky, but I must have heard that being referred to somewhere. I was like, "That sounds very good." Kevin, you are your plan. I think that means Kevin's been reading his journals, because he's just like, "This bit stood out to me." What a depressing read, that sounds like a, this is the full entry in English. Sunday 19th July, slept awoke, slept awoke, miserable life. When I think about it, I must say that my education has done me great harm in some respects. I was not, as a matter of fact, educated in any out-of-the-way place, in a ruin, say, in the mountains, something against which, in fact, I could not have brought myself to say a word of reproach. In spite of the risk of all my former teachers not understanding this, I should prefer most of all to have been such a little dweller in the ruins, burnt by the sun, which would have shone for me there on the tepid ivy between the remains on every side. Even though I might have been weak at first under the pressure of my good qualities, which would have grown tall in me with the might of weeds. I love it. Isn't that incredible that you're just writing your journal? And he specifically said he wanted all his notes and journals burned when he died, and then his friend who was supposed to do it didn't do it, and that's why we have access to all his papers and stuff. But to just be writing in your own journal, you don't expect anyone to read and just to make it so poetic, and just like, oh, can't help himself. You can't help himself. You want to love it. There's so much energy and directness to it. Didn't understand a word of what he was trying to say. But how about that energy and directness? Oh, it was fantastic energy, beautiful energy. That was translated from the German by Joseph Crash. So does he, does that mean, German? Well, according to that website, anyway, maybe, maybe, maybe they've translated it from the wrong language, and it's given an entirely different meaning. Oh, you thought that was German? That was Hungarian, mate. It was actually a really sunny outlook. Yeah, it was all about a podcast, a guy on a podcast. So the answers are in here's question of five. What was the marketing slogan for the city of Regina Saskatchewan in 2023? Time to get a lot of Regina. Oh, behave groovy, baby. I think that's how, I mean, you know, you can hit exclamation marks in a lot of different ways. I did it in a way that was almost like trailing off, but oh, behave groovy, baby. Probably how maybe it was meant to be read. Show us you Regina. Regina, we Saskatchewan, you hear? So flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. Come to Regina, it'll inspire you. Wow. That's my favorite so far. And the only one you're writing down or Regina, come for the memories. Stay for some more memories. That's a really good one, actually. So you've got time to get a lot of Regina. Oh, behave groovy, baby. Show us you Regina. Regina, we Saskatchewan, you hear? So flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. I've not done the number thing or number five. Come to Regina, it'll inspire you on number six. Saw a number in that answer. I forgot about the concept. Number six, Regina, come for the memories. Stay for some more memories. Okay, so this Saskatchewan, you hear? That's Sorens. The show us your Regina, I believe. Oh, sorry. I'm not allowed to go first, am I? I mean, you can, but it's... You e-file through. It is, it is Raywan's turn. I tend to be more respectful. Raywan. Okay, cut me off. No, go ahead. Whenever you're reading. I really think that the most plausible one is probably, absurdly, the groovy baby. Yeah. Because my thought process there is, isn't he? He's Canadian. So they are leaning in from there? Yeah. No, but like from that town or whatever. Regina, Regina. If he's Canadian, then he could be from anywhere. Yeah, that's true. No one's been more specific than that. Is it a quote from the article Regina, baby? A lot of Regina, there's a lot of Regina. Who I think actually says, as Raywan could have, then you dare go before me, Andy. And then Andy would say, "Sorry, baby. Who knows your turn? Did you dare break wind before me?" Sorry, baby. I'm nailed. Sorry, baby. Such a good joke. Or the inspire. Come to Regina, Italy. It'll inspire. Or because it wouldn't be the memories. It's not inspired. It's re-inspire. Come to Regina, it'll re-inspire. Really? Yeah. I was blending the words together, which is another thing that you're probably about to pull me up on. Sure. Come to Regina, it'll re-inspire. Maybe that's surrender. Wow. Wow. That's a very serenity round. Work of it. Sorry, there's one more. It's just the difference between Ray and the inspire. One more option here. Come to Regina, it'll seren-inspire. You've read that wrong, as well. I've read that wrong. That's supposed to be seren-inspired. I'm just here to butcher all your hard work. Where are your leanies, Ray when? Yeah, weirdly, the groovy baby. Groovy baby. Maybe he's from Regina, you know? I think we all are. Well, not all of this, but it trays most of us back to. I'm all this for John. Andy. It is now your turn. Thank you. I think the answer is show us your Regina. Show us your Regina. I realized that that's what it's asking us to, but I think that's why this has been submitted. But then it says, "Do we behave? Show us your Regina." No, no, no, no. Show us your Regina. Time to get a lot of Regina is the first one. But then the second one is called show us your Regina. I think that is just show us your Regina. I resent the correct one. There was no other. It was just show us your Regina. That sounds less of a slogan and more of a challenge from a town called Regina. Maybe that's a good argument for him to don't pay that. Come inside our Regina. But maybe it's like, ask not what you can't treat him. That was definitely on the whiteboard. That was definitely on the whiteboard, though. You know that one. It's on the whiteboard. What do they say? We're going to park that one. I'll put it up there. It's on the board. So, we'll just get you left. I also was leading towards show us your Regina. But then it is, yeah, it seems strange for her. But maybe the campaign is like, we want you to send in photos or something. Oh, I think it's, I agree that it has to be submitted as a question for some. I'm going to go with number three, the Saskatchewan to here. Wait, that's, but that's on the chores. Yeah, see, this is how you've stuffed me up, Matt. If you'd read that other one correctly, it'll re-inspire. I reckon that's actually okay. Regina, it'll re-inspire. Well, up until this point of the game, when Andy's correctly guessed my things, I thought it was just because my answers were too obvious. But now it's like, I realize he has such low estimation. You're locking in Saskatchewan to, yeah. All right. Here's her at the answers. Regina, come for the memories. Stay for some more memories. That was Saran. You're kidding. That's so good. He wrote it out because he's trying to, you know, whoever he said, that's actually really good. I never put your name near. Come to Regina, it'll re-inspire. That was Raywood. Oh, wow. You're really good at it. Like, I'll spy this. Yeah. Couple little volcano. Raywood and Sparia. I was so curious, though, as soon as you had re-inspire, you were like, it'll inspire. Okay, that's good. But then, at re-inspire, there's something about that that is so Saran. By the way, me choosing one and saying it's Saran's is a great compliment. He has a very nuanced way of almost completely missing the obvious joke. But I think that's what he's doing. He thinks of the obvious joke and that's why it's often riding for a while. That's right. He only submits his fifth. It's like, you know, you've got to fire a lot more bullets to miss the target every time and just do a perfect outline of it running on the wall. So flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. That was Kyra aka the house. Akira, sorry, Kyra. They even wrote like Kyra Knightley in the form and I said, I don't need it. No, I didn't need that. Then we had Regina. We Saskatchewan, once you're here, I'm afraid Saran, that was the house. Really, but that was a beautiful compliment from Andy saying it was Saran-esque. Time to get a lot of Regina. Oh, behave groovy, baby. Ray went for that. That was Andy, meaning that show should we get some money? Andy, it's two points. You got the correct answer, Ray went and picked yours. Yes, it's crazy. Did you write that because he is Canadian and you're like, or did you stumble upon that? I stumbled upon it because I was like, just 2023. I was trying to think of a reference that wasn't just doing this sounds like the word vagina and then I very cleverly made it the word vagina, but in a different context, the first back to the first context. The movie that was famous in 2023 was also like, why would this be noteworthy to do an Austin Powers reference in 2023? Unless they got him to do it. He was part of the campaign, I guess, which I think in your world, maybe he's from, let's look it up. All right, where is he from? Born in Toronto, Scarborough. All right, we're up to the final question. This one, Andy probably wants me to a quick score check, though, actually, on two points in equal third place, it's Andy and Saran. Second place on four points, it's Ray, went a bit out in front on seven points. It's the house. It is Saranibodies. It's Saranibodies game. So Saranibodies, Saranibodies. Jess Green from Geelong, and the question is, what is the plot of the 1975 film, A Fist Full of Feathers? What is the plot of the 1975 film A Fist Full of Feathers? While you're writing your answers, I'll let the listeners know a bit more about Regina. This is according to Keira. Regina, the capital city of the province Saskatchewan, is in the middle of the country, surrounded by wheat fields for as far as you can see, and that's the unfortunate name that rhymes with vagina. Similar to the CU in the NT campaign, tourism Regina wanted to make a bold statement that caught attention, and it did. Catching international news for its sexualized slogan. Locals did not love the offensive and inappropriate slogans. They're an inverted comma as offensive and appropriate, but they did catch the attention of many. Is that really a bad thing to have a laugh at yourself? Oh, beautifully asked question there, Keira. And Keira is Keira from Canada. Keira's from Gizban in Victoria, that's how I really put Regina on the map. Oh my god, the answers are in. Can you believe it? It all comes down to this. And the question is, what is the plot to the 1975 film A Fist Full of Feathers? An unnamed chicken arrives in the little town of San Miguel, New Mexico. Asposito, the town's innkeeper, tells the chicken about a feud between the two smuggler families trying to gain control of the town. The Ingham's and the Stegel's. To make money, the chicken tries to play these two families off against each other. When they catch wind of his plan, the chicken must go on hiding and adopt a disguise, entrusting his feathers to a mysterious fist. Oh, yeah. So that's option one. I hated that. Option two, University of South Carolina gamecocks fight their way through the season. Will they make it all the way to the Super Bowl? Will they be crowned the champions? Will they be crowned the supercocks? Then you've got option three. The origin story of Captain Feathersord told through a mold film and wire imagining of everything we thought we knew about iconic Wiggles, the iconic Wiggles character. It follows the captain through a turbulent childhood and the heartache of several love interests before committing his life to the sea. It was originally submitted as a short film by the graduating class of a whopper but received a wider release and a cult following. I can't believe how long that one went on when the joke was really over. It was a great joke, but yeah. Option four, Cowboy Seth Calhoun, a Western clothing wearing, hotshot from the US played by Ross Hagen, gets mixed up in the cockfighting world. Calhoun teams up with friendly, a rooster that performs in cockfights and has a reputation that precedes him. But will Calhoun's cock come out on top? That's option four. Then you're at option five. Down in his luck, Dave Walters is bitten by a smarter, a smarter, by a spider in his small New York City apartment. To his surprise, the spider has given him some special bedroom enhancements. Which leads him into the adult entertainment industry. Or finally, birdwatcher Liffany Gunk meets the love of her life while spotting egrets at the local sewage farm wetlands. She soon shares egrets of her own after trying to win his affection by lying about having spotted the supposedly extinct marvellous tit. Desperate, she attempts to cover for a mistake by mouth manufacturing false tits, killing and gluing together other birds and puppeteering them in the local woods. Weekend at Bernie style. Just when it seems the jig is up, it's revealed her beloved is himself a Frankenstein-style mad scientist who wants to build a bird man hybrid. In a touching final scene, they simultaneously perform surgery on each other, fusing their bodies with a duck and a penguin and the film closes with them taking flight to migrate away together. Beautiful tail. That one could have been longer in my opinion. So you've got the unnamed chicken arriving in San Miguel, New Mexico. You've got the the team, the University of South Carolina team, the feathers fly as I try to make it to the Superbowl. You've got Captain Feathersword, Origin Story. You've got the cowboy Seth Calhoun, who's a cockfighter. You've got the Dave Walters bitten by a spider, gives him a... So interesting, what's that got to do with the visible feathers? A spider? I'm sure there's subjects in there that the spider's name is Feathery Jones. Or finally, aliphony gunk, who ends up flying away with the duck penguin hybrid with egrets of their own. Andy, I think it's your go first here. I know you do go first every time, I'll step back, if that's okay. I feel like I'm tossing up between four, I think. But I can't, I wish I could, but I can't fully discount the Origin of Captain Feathersword. I would feel so good to be able to write that off. You were saying you thought it could have stopped earlier, but I think it really gets more believable as it goes along. Yeah, that's the problem, I think. They really fleshed it out. This is crazy, I'm going to say the adult film. In Frandy, Dave Walters. I just, I just, because I don't know why it would exist otherwise. I mean, it would make sense if it's a, but yeah, fistful, is that the, because there's a film, the Clint Eastwood film, A Fistful of Dollars. So like an adult film might try to play on that, or the fist, but then you'd still want to say what you think. But yeah, they've kicked the plot fairly soon. Yeah, and we've got like a fistful of fists or something. Yeah, and that's full of fists. Maybe, you know, feathers booed wild, like a lot of bad stuff in the 70s was probably made up of feathers, the pillows, the mattresses or something. I don't know. I don't argue that, full of fists goes beyond what any person would dare to call something. I think it is. I think we could look it up on this problem. But yeah, the first, the first one of the unknown chicken, that that's like more of a close, yeah, fistful of dollars parody. Is it an unnamed chicken? He's the unnamed cowboy. I completely forgot about that element that they could be a parody component. You cross it out. It's crying out for it, isn't it? Well, it's because it's the Ingham's and the Stegels. I mean, I think the fact that they're named after two Australian chicken brands. It couldn't be a short film from Whopper. Okay, I'm going to say that first one is Serenz. I think I'm going to lock in the Whopper, the Captain Feathers Wood, because I feel like a Whopper, like it might be the kind of thing that a funny sketch idea grew out of a short film and then I decided to. That's incredible. I can't believe how this is playing out through it. Yeah, you did wait, no, Andy went for the adult. Did you lock one in? Yeah, yeah, I can't believe what I chose and I certainly can't believe what you chose. Oh, wait till you're here. Maybe the second one. What was that game? Gamecocks, the team, the Cox, the university, the university. Will they go to the Super Bowl? Super Bowl is, I don't know if I want to sway or not, but the university teams don't play in the Super Bowl. Look deep in your heart. You can't. Well, I'll let you know that you can do whatever you like with that information. It's possible that I quickly put that in because one of you wrote one exactly the same as me and I put that in without realising it. It made no sense. Possibly. That may be one of the scenarios that played out here today. What is the other one that you could have written that would be exactly the same? I mean, Matt probably did. It's being used. It's being used in the struggles. He's written in Ingham's and Stegels. You've come. Oh, no, he didn't know what they were though. That was a shock to him when I told him because he's a vegetarian. Oh, of course. Well, I know, I know, like the roosters, he doesn't even read about animals. I don't know. I was more surprised that they were specifically Australian brands. I just assumed they were multinational chickens corporations. Yeah. Bistrall at the earth like a stegels. Could be Italian. It's beautiful. Yeah, Stegels. All right, all right, all right. It all comes out of this. I feel like I've got to change my option. Whoa. Oh, my God. Like they all sound crazy. It can't be the cockfighting one. You wouldn't depict that on screen. It'd be so upsetting. And then who, but the only other one is like, maybe the number six or yeah, but who would call them Liffany? But I think my answer to those questions is this is a 1970s. Different time. Different time. 1970s. You could get away with a lot more. Young cockfighting. Okay, maybe it's a gunk. Maybe it's a gunk. Well, I would have sworn that gunk was you because it felt like I had some sort of farm. You kind of this one. The arseful of things. And that's quite a farming thing when you think about the very green crochet. Oh, yeah. Okay. Are you locking that in, Rowan? Yeah, sure. And Andy, you're just sticking. Yeah, I'm sticking. I'm sticking. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The unnamed chicken arrives in Little Town of San Miguel, New Mexico. That was Saran. Yes. And that is the one that I also wrote a fistful of dollars. Yeah. I just made it a cartoon that was a dog. Okay. Well, you know, but not a chicken. Not a chicken. The chickens were the ones that were being thought by the two. Anyway, I am both very. How did we time to that answer? The reason it has such an abrupt ending is because I started reading the plot on Wikipedia for a fistful of dollars. And it goes on and on. Yes. And I think it's you three hour film. So you. Yes. I had to pivot quickly. A fistful of feathers. It's going to be the feather sword. It's going to be feather sword. It's a fistful of feathers. He's holding the feathers in his fist. That's what it's going to be. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The University of South Carolina football team that went all the way to the Super Bowl. That was the house in particular, the question rider. Yes. I almost can't bear it. It's going to be the sort of one. Andy went for the porn wall. That was the feather sword. I can't bear the house. Birdwatch, Lifony Gunk ends up getting splashed together. And I think maybe references nearly every fake answer from today's episode. Is that what you're going for, Andy? Not at all. Seeping it subconsciously. You referenced a bunch of stuff from the episode. Did I? I thought that was a conscious thing. Oh, well, I unconsciously Frankenstein my answer, obviously. Because there was an ant like the splice girls. Oh, yeah. Splice with the animals. Imagine if I was smart enough to do that. The marvellous tit was a very good fake bird like a... Yeah, there was so much detail. And then Birdman hybrid. That was the Birdman answer. Fucking hell unclever, aren't I? It's amazing to watch me work. I'm very lucky to get to do it. Because I'm not going to write one of my answers again. So Andy gets three points. Because Rowan guessed that. Fistful of feathers. Surround one for that one about Captain Feathersaur. But that was Rowan. Oh my god. Rowan, beautiful. That was incredible. When Matt kept saying... Because I did not hear the 1975 part. And I was like, oh my god. Yes, we got it. That is way before. Wow, yes. Wow, wow, wow. We all missed that. Yes. So that means no one got the correct answer. It was about Cowboy Seth Calhoun who was a cock fighter. And that's why... And I pivoted very late. Because initially the question was written. And I'm so glad I got away with it. I thought you were all going to see through it. Because the question was that film has had two names. Initially it was called Supercock. Which is why that football team was trying to win this... be crowned the Supercock. And tense. And so they got fighting. And I feel like I can't believe I still chose it. Wow. Oh my god, I've stuffed this up. If I have to write another question, I'm going to have to redo it. But somehow we got away with it. We're covered if I still win. There's no way this could be right. I have to choose it. What an idiot. So let me add up the scores. Before I do that, there's not enough data on Rotten Tomatoes. It's such a small film that Rotten Tomatoes doesn't even have any critic or audience numbers. But I did find one review that said "Supercock is a comedic outing concerning the sport of cockfighting with a humorous script that makes as many sexual innuendos, as you can imagine, to the point of it becoming a one note joke that occasionally draws Gefor smiles and even a few rolling eyes. The dialogue is insipid as evidenced by the airport scene as Seth walks through customs and asks if he has anything else to declare. He responds, "Just my cock." But probably even people in the scene sort of run. Jess, the question writer, the original title was "Supercock" and it was rather controversial. So the film has been released under several different names, the most notable being "A Fistful of Feathers." Despite the ridiculous film star Nancy Kwan was nominated for the 1961 Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in drama for the world of Susie Wong and won the most promising newcomer, not for this film, but she went on to something else. Final scores! Geez, things got interesting at the end there. Seren on two points in fourth place. In third place on five points, it's Andy. In second place on seven points is Raya would be at front on eight points, it's the heads! Andy delivered the house to win by picking the adult film at some point. I feel as devastated as I did when I lost $50,000 on Millionaire Hoxie. No, this should hurt more. Did you hear every question? We were like, "Well, that's not a Serenaz." Andy wouldn't give me any points against the Serenaz. He asked me to actually stop doing it. And you said, "I can't believe it's changing." All right, well, before we go, and we head over to The Outtakes, which I think this episode might go for half an hour, but Seren, where can people find you? Oh, Melbourne French. When is this coming out? I'll be at the Melbourne French 15th October to the 20th. This will be out in October. Yeah, beautiful. Provincial Hotel in Fitzroy. If you're in Melbourne, please come down. Ray, you're in? Oh, Ray. I'm the next Serenaz. Ray went together. What did you call your ruin? And your ruin? And you're Ray Wen, sir? My old friend, Ray Wen. Well, I've known him for 10 years. There's a real splash girl in London. What ever it was. You can find me maybe on Instagram. It's Ray Wen's pics, but yeah, I do start upcoming, or on Melbourne, I'll be at the Comedy Festival in the next year, not during French, so I'm so sorry, but please follow me. And then come see me. How about you, Andy? I do a two-in-the-thing tank podcast with Alistair Tromblay Virtual, where there are no winners. And that comes out every week. That comes out basically weekly, and it is when you're in Al, two of the greatest comedy minds in the world come up with a five-scatch ideas each episode. That was beautifully put, Matt, and I'd like to take back all the things I said about you, and your podcasting ability on this episode. I mean, it's got a huge back catalogue. I've been on a few episodes, but there's also the semi-regular, what is it, every 100 episodes? Every 100 episodes we do an episode, which they're getting progressively longer because we try and come up with that number of sketch ideas. So for the 100th episode, we come up with 100. We recently, well, almost a year ago now, did the 400th episode where we came up with 400 sketch ideas, and it took us 18 hours, or something. Yeah, about 22 hours. 22 hours, yeah. And it's all, is that still all up on YouTube? It's all up on YouTube. And it's awesome to live the horror. Wow. Like James and Mesa from the weekly planet, and a bunch of other people was throwing on that. You guys, did you take a break? No, it's continuous. So you just ate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you go the toilet? One pot? I popped out of the room. Wow. One of you was always on screen. That's right. Wow, the little peek behind the curtain. Yes. Yes. Thanks so much for joining us. Do go to the toilet behind the curtain. Thanks so much, everyone, for listening. Give us a pop to our review. Why not tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it? And cheers to tuning in to Who Knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know what, I'll be Matt Stewart. Goodbye. (upbeat music) Sign up on any level via patreon.com/dugoonpod, which is linked in the show notes. I just, an update on my process. I haven't had a single idea. I was hearing some typing, and I just don't know. Not a single word, is that to my brain? Well, that's fine. This will be edited out, I'm sure. Connor will look after you in the edit, make it look like you've, the words have flowed. I like the Victoria Falls. Whoa, it's fucking hell. The loud sound of the keys from my iPad at my type is really underlining the painful nature of this process for me. This would be a great TikTok clip. This, yeah, I don't, this is great. I wouldn't even have to edit it straight up. I've deleted everything I've written so far. This is going to be a nightmare for everyone, sorry. All right, all right. This is fantastic. Okay, wow. Wow, wow, wow, I feel so good. I love this feeling of goodness that's in my body. That's perfect, that's what we want to hear. By the way, Matt, as an avid listener of the podcast, don't think I didn't notice that you have now adopted as a vocal tick, the Alexi tolyopolis style. Ooh. Wow, wow, wow, three hours. Really? I just did one then and caught myself in the moment and was transported back to when I heard you do that on a very recent episode of the podcast. And I thought, well, I hope Alexi knows. Oh, Alexi also is a big listener. So, yeah. I bet he spotted it. Matt, do we sure he didn't get it from me? Pretty sure. Wow, wow. Wow, okay. That's big. That's a big accusation of people. All right. You know, when you don't know about those things, usually until someone tells you. Yeah. So I'm sure I'll notice it there. Well, that's the first of many accusations. I'm going to be throwing around on today's podcast. I got them lined up and basically, every round, I'm going to level a new accusation. He's got at least-- This will be fascinating to watch. [MUSIC PLAYING] They're feeling this time, Andy. I do several decoys, taps every time. Now, in case anybody's counting my keystrokes and then trying to correlate that with the length of the answers. Yeah. Very clever. Well. That's all right. Have you-- Are you undefeated on this show, maybe? Uh, I think that's very unlikely. Okay. Yeah. Have you ever won on the show? [LAUGHTER] I simply don't know. [LAUGHTER] Were you just replying to an email or something? [LAUGHTER] Doing other business. [LAUGHTER] I'm a busy man. Yeah. Famously so. [MUSIC PLAYING] Every now and then, I like to play like the guests. I'm going to write one in real time here. [LAUGHTER] See what it's like. [INTERPOSING VOICES] See what it's like. [LAUGHTER] For every man. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] There's an extra word in mind, Matt. Uh, uh, would you like me to edit it and re-send it? Um, would you-- Or would you-- Would you be clear which one it is? Um, to most people it would be, but I'll just do it. [LAUGHTER] Hang on. I'll just re-send. And you say you listen to the show? [LAUGHTER] I do. I have butchered a couple in the past. [MUSIC PLAYING] Look at everybody staring at their phones. Nobody talks anymore. [LAUGHTER] It's this generation, you know? We used to communicate. That is-- it is fun, Andy. And I hope that they, uh, next time you're struggling to write an answer, they also comment on you. Well, um, I'm using my iPad. So it's completely different. Yeah. Yeah, you are more-- that is more the kind of, um, technology that is used by people who say stuff like that. Yeah, it is. But you're taking photos of people on their phones on your iPad. [LAUGHTER] Mm. Yep. Have a look at this. Wouldn't that happen in my day? [MUSIC PLAYING] Mm. I'm really excited for this next round. I think it's going to be great. Oh my gosh. I think it's a great format of question, the-- because it's-- they're silly anyway. And it's just fun to just a bit of a plot of fancy. I think I love the Star Wars character ones or the comic book character ones. Yeah, they can be really fun. Well, let's find out, though, if it is, in this case. [LAUGHTER] Grayfish. [LAUGHTER] You've been looking at my screen. [LAUGHTER] I was thinking about my fist sister character. And I think maybe what would make it more, um, you know, acceptable and more plausible would be what if there was somebody who worked in the morgue and they were collecting, cutting the hands of all of the corpses and, like, keeping them in their house or something like that. And then they-- Keeping their hands. Yeah, because they're a psycho, right? Yeah. But then they somehow-- It's not to smell. Oh, well, they've preserved them in formaldehyde or something like that. Mm. I don't know. It's just not believable. [LAUGHTER] It was nothing that could be done. It would rot. Yeah, well, not if they stop it from doing that. They're in a freezer? Yeah. Maybe in a freezer. Maybe in a freezer. You're open to that? Frozen hands, yeah. But then they'd be all sort of mushy when they defrost. Mm. Oh, I'll work on it. I'll keep working on it. He could use them to, like, slap someone. [LAUGHTER] They'd be a limp. [LAUGHTER] They'd be great for slapping. They'd be such good slapping hands. Yeah, you could start so many duels. I mean, if you're a creature made entirely out of hands, maybe everything you-- all you can do is slap. Yeah. Maybe that's what drives them mad. [MUSIC PLAYING] Let me just double check. I've got that pronunciation right. I think that's pretty good. [INAUDIBLE] Oh. [LAUGHTER] Does the pronunciation include all that microphone noise? Yeah, that-- I didn't trust it as much because-- because of that noise we're going to try another one. I wanted to be the guy that goes, yeah, this guy. I'm going to ask the name of the capital city of the Saskatchewan province of Canada. Do not say Regina, but rather Regina. Mm. China. The capital of the Saskatchewan province. Regina, Regina. I love how that guy talks. Could listen to him all day long. Does that mean I said it wrong? No, you did. You're perfect. Great. [MUSIC PLAYING] Road in German made love like a Hungarian. That's what they say. That is. Yeah, I've heard that. That's the Kafka way. Where was-- does he have a connection to Prague? I feel like I saw a statue of him in Prague. Oh, I saw a statue of him in Prague as well. That was like a-- and was like a move. It had moving parts and stuff. Maybe I'm going to make a move to make a move to make memory. Maybe he was carrying a little briefcase or a typewriter or a trumpet. [LAUGHTER] Something, a knickknack of some sort. Yeah, on some very, very narrow street, I believe. Yeah, this is ringing some vague bells. I'm going to Scarsbank so blue. Was that your-- were you there together? I remember your eyes being so blue. Yeah, that's-- yeah, that's the day. Surround's still-- I think you've gotten his head to be honest, and it's all-- But at home listening, can you pick out the serenances then as well, or do you need to be in the room with him to really feel it? I think I could do it even if I wasn't listening to the podcast. [LAUGHTER] Oh. This is a little written down on our list. Yeah, that's seren. No, no, no, no, no, no, just-- I could be alone in the middle of a field, and a chill would pass through my body. Never met seren before. I turn into face the east. I sniff the wind. Seren just send off his answer, I say. [LAUGHTER] All right, here on the other side of the field, the man holding the gun says, goodbye, Andy. [LAUGHTER] And you smile. And I smile. [LAUGHTER] Now, I'm going to double check, because I've gotten my own head about this. Regina? Regina, yeah. OK. [MUSIC PLAYING] I just want to say what a good time I'm having. Oh, that's great. I'm glad. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sad for it to come to a close. Me too. Let's do another episode straight after. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, we really work well together. Yeah, I think so. Maybe we should start our own podcast. That'd be so good. That'd be so good. I want to record it right now. Yeah. It's just me and you giving answers, and Andy-- [LAUGHTER] That's incredible. [LAUGHTER] I don't know. Do you think you've knotted out my style as well? Absolutely not. [LAUGHTER] A negler. It seemed farming related at the start, but you moved away from-- just written down the word farm, for some reason. [LAUGHTER] Just circle back to that one. [LAUGHTER] How to? [LAUGHTER] Good word. Farm is funny. That's not it. [LAUGHTER] Well, is-- Don't you remember your catchphrase? [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] At Sprouts Farmers Market, we're all about fresh, healthy, and delicious. That's why you'll find the season's best organic produce hand-picked and waiting for you in the center of our store. We bring in local farm fresh fruits and veggies bursting with flavor. Come on in to discover everyday favorites, like juicy berries and crisp greens, but also unique peak season varieties, like moon drop or cotton candy grapes. Visit your Neighborhood Sprouts Farmers Market today, where fresh produce is always in season. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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