Who Knew It with Matt Stewart
107 - Jordan Barr, Aurelia St Clair and Charlie Lewin (Pop Gays)
Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Jordan Barr, Aurelia St Clair and Charlie Lewin (Pop Gays)!
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- 30 Sep 2024
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Hello, Matt here, letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live, who knew it, and I'm also doing a stand-up show in my show, Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival in the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong, working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Geez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends, Jess and Dave, to do a tour of Europe, for Dewgo On, but at the end of that tour, I'm doing three, who knew it shows with stand-up as well. In London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the 21st of November, and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows, hopefully we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstew@comedy.com. Mattstew@comedy.com. At Sprout's Farmers Market, we're all about fresh, healthy, and delicious. That's why you'll find the season's best local and organic produce, hand-picked, and waiting for you in the center of our store. Visit your neighborhood Sprout's Farmers Market today, where fresh produce is always in season. Welcome to Who Knew with Mattstew at the Show, where the guests are at the wrong answer. I'm the titular Mattstew, and this week's guest is a host of the Pop Guys Podcast. Hello, Jordan Barr. Hello, how are you? I was just going to say all your names, but no good people at home. Take a moment, Jordan. They need to get your voice to your name. They do, so this is me, Jordan. Hello, Aurelius and Claire. Hello. That's a lot of big differences. Hello, Charlie Lewin. Hello. How are you going? Okay. Sometimes people are like there all the time, but you've got very distinct voices. Yes. I think that's the key to our success. Yeah. People can tell us apart in our podcast. Aurelius got a nice ASMR soothing kind of voice, and then Jordan and I have those annoying theater grade diaphragms. Yeah. My voice is actually a bit husky from being a kindy little bitch less than that. Really? And what does that mean? I was just gossiping. Yeah. But about musical theater, that makes sense. Do you want to bring any of that onto the pod? No. What do you really think about alpha bar? Oh my God. Yeah. Let's spill the tea. Look, I am very excited for the movie. Okay. I think it'll be good. It's going to be amazing. I kind of wait. It's so wicked. Oh. Matt. Yeah. Like I'm not even into musicals, and I know. Are you talking about the Wizard of Oz? Yeah. You release. Yes. Just see us. Dorothy. Whoa. Before we get into the episode, is it true that you're all doing your first ever live show coming up? Yes, we are. We're going to be at Cheerful Eiffel Podcast Festival here in Melbourne and streamed all around the world. Yeah. So you can come live to Superdoll Studios or you can stream it online, but it's our first live show, like you said. So we want people there. That's so good. And there's a who knew it on that day as well on the Sunday. So people can do, can't watch the double. Yeah. Double double. That's good. Absolutely. What are, what are pairing? Yeah. Well, you'd be having a beer at the front before or after? I will be. It's my birthday. So I will be pissed the entire day. Yeah. John's getting lit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's why I will be too. Yeah. Yeah. Jordan. Yeah. You've got to do it for Jordan. I can't wait. I'm so excited for it. Anyway, the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers. Well, as a real one. I'll have to guess which one is correct. Hey, well, I've got you. We went through a bit of trouble filming this episode today. So why don't you follow us at who knew it pod on Instagram and elsewhere and I'll put up a video. Yeah. And it's going to be such a good video that was worth the effort. I think so. It looks so crisp. It's not. Yeah. Absolutely. We all did ask in care today. We did. You're welcome. We did it together, actually. We were all exfoliating, Matt. It was beautiful. We, before we start, we should quickly mention your podcast, Pop Guys. What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the elevator pitch for people who, you know, there might be some people listening who don't know it. So if you ever feel like you don't know what's happening in pop culture, you're left out in the water cooler conversations and you want to chime in with some spicy hot gossip about the likes of Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus, JoJo Siwa, Pete Diddy, we have you covered. Listen to Pop Guys. Anywhere you get your podcast every Thursday and follow us on Instagram and TikTok at Pop Guys pod. Oh my God. That was flawless. That was really good. - Perfect, I don't know what I would have said. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are a pop culture podcast for postmodern queers. - Yeah, we have the most bestest intro song like to a podcast that I've actually ever heard. - Yeah, I agree. - So if you're gonna at least tune in for the first 15, 20, so yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - That's the theme song. - Give us a like and then leave. - We only did a 15 seconds. (laughing) - And it's nice that we could finally have our collab with you, it's been much anticipated because you can have us on your pod, but we can't have you on our pod, unfortunately. (laughing) - It's a one-way crossover. (laughing) - Or maybe if there's like a niche interest in like celebrity gossip that you do have. - Oh, yeah. - Like if there's like one person you really like. - Yeah, well you like AFL, don't you? - Yeah, yeah, actually come on and talk about Katy Perry at the Grand Final. - Oh, yeah. - See, that's a crossover of our interests. - Yeah. - I do. - I take that. - Yeah, Katy Perry is in town. - Yeah. - She's here. She saw Pester the Penguin. Now it's becoming a pop gays episode. (laughing) - Yeah, okay, now we've got to save this one. - We've got to save this one. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm taking our content. (laughing) - All right, so the first question comes from listener, Tom Quinders from Munster in Germany. And the question is, are you German? - Yeah, Munster. - Munster, am I right? Am I close? - Yeah, that was good. - 'Cause it's got the oom-lap, open the new. - Yeah, Munster. - Munster. (laughing) - Yeah, we got it. - As long as they. (laughing) So, Tom's question is, what does vocaloid mean? What does vocaloid mean? - Damn. - Well, they're right in their answers. I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get a point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers with the help of the question writers. And I get a point for each one of these that I guess choose. So, each of us can scroll up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability, according to a mathematical type listener, it favors me, the house. Which is why on the final round, the guests get triple points to help even things up a bit. Most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com/dugoonpod, which is linked in the show notes. All right, the answers are in here. Next question one, what does vocaloid mean? A cream you use when you have nodules. Nodules are actually throat hemorrhoids. You swallow and see what happens. It's an inflammation of the vocal nodules. That's the second option. A mysterious beeping sound that some believe is an intergalactic message of alien love. A lozenge that sues the vocal cords. A music genre originating from Japan where the singers are anime style holograms or the deterioration of a voice from ranting about musical theater. (all laughing) - Okay, wow, straight away, I'm like-- - I'm like, who wrote that? - Who wrote that? (all laughing) - I don't know, I'm heading towards the alien one. - Yeah, yeah. - So a couple are from the house, is that right? That's right, yeah. - Yeah, one of them is mine, one of them is yours. And how many are yours, that is-- - There's one true one, and then there's, we're put into a Varen fake ones, me and the listener collectively, love that. - Okay. - Okay, cool, sorry. - Okay, I actually, I think that the alien one is, is it, I think it's there to throw us off, 'cause it's weird, but I think it's like, something from like anime or some shit. I reckon it's like-- - Yeah, that's why I'm leaning towards the anime-- - Colograms. - Colograms, yeah, yeah. - Cuz-- - See, I thought that was you. - Oh, no, my brain-- - Did it unfortunately not come up with this? - This is where the game begins. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I thought the hemorrhoids one was you. (laughing) - I was going to do an all over it. (laughing) - Oh, actually, yeah. Musical theater gossip, also throwing back to what you said earlier, and I'm like you, maybe you have vocaloids right now, and that's your voice right now. - Yes. - Mm. - What were the first two, again? (laughing) - The first one was the hemorrhoids one, gram of cream for nodules, and the second one was the inflammation of the vocal nodules. Both of the first two include the word nodules. - I'm gonna go with that one. I'm gonna guess it's-- - Which one? - The hemorrhoids one? - No, the hemorrhoids. - Not the hemorrhoids. (laughing) - Not the one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thank you for your card on your throat. - You can't get hemorrhoids in your throat. - There's throat droids. - Come on, pick that one Charlie, easily bitch. - Oh my god, actually, can I change? Or is it too late? No, I think you can-- - You are such a kind host. - Wow, I love our overlord. - Yeah, yeah, I would have locked it in. I am gonna go for the space one, 'cause I've just realized vocaloid asteroid. (laughing) - Oh my god. - That must be a space thing. (laughing) - That sounds so mega right now. (laughing) - I like the logic and the explanations behind it. I'm gonna stick with the Japanese anime voice. - Okay, lock them out in. - Lock them out in. - I'm going alien. - Alien, two aliens, and an anime. That means you've avoided all the-- (laughing) - All the reasonable ones, all the reasonable ones, I like it. (laughing) - Right, what do you mean, this is not reasonable. (laughing) - All right, let's just write the answers. The one with hemorrhoids was Jordan, as-- - I do, it's like everyone. (laughing) - Famously a big hemorrhoid. (laughing) - Big hemorrhoid girl. Ah, love him, love him, love him. I'm always looking for him. (laughing) I'm not good to fun. (laughing) - The one, Charlie, almost locked in, must have been heartbreaking for a railway because, yeah, a railway route. (laughing) - Ahh, you definitely almost got me. - Sorry. - A lozenge that soothes the vocal cords, that was the house. The deterioration of a voice from Randy about musical theater was Charlie. (laughing) Charlie and Jordan went for the inter-collective message of alien love. That was the house I'm afraid. - Oh no. - Randy was correct. It's the music genre that we're generating from Japan where the singers are anime-style hollering. (laughing) - Oh no. - What the fuck? - I thought that one was fake for sure. - No, I thought that was fake. And also, I'm like super into Japanese culture, and I have never heard of that, so I'm feeling so-- - I guess you're kinda into Japanese. - Yeah. - I'm a fake. - News. - Fake it up. (laughing) - News information. (laughing) - So, point to Aurelia. Two points to the house after round one. Here's question number two. Comes from Jennifer Welliver from Marshall, Illinois. - Great name. - Such a good name. - Mm. - Like I think, parents of a well-over. - Mm. - Well-over. - Well-over surname. - Ah. - Jennifer Welliver. - Jennifer Welliver. - I think Jennifer's the right choice. - Yeah. - If you've got a, if your surname's well-over. - That's a drag queen. - Mm. - Jennifer Welliver. - She's gotta be a drag queen. - Jennifer Welliver. - Yeah. - Yeah, that has an ice cream. - Get ready for it. - Hell of a show. - Jennifer Welliver. (laughing) - Jennifer's question is, which of the following is a species of birds? So you're basically just gonna come with a fake bird species. - Oh, okay, okay. - Okay. So we come up with the name. - Mm. - And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Vocaloid. Tom, the question writer, writes. - Oh God. - Vocaloids, probably most prominent character is Hatsune Miku, generally considered the first ever virtual pop star of a pop idol. Her name means first sound of the future. Despite her virtual nature, she has collaborated with many real-life celebrities, including Scaltio Hanson on a Lux commercial. She's appeared and performed on David Letterman and even opened for Lady Gaga. - Damn. - All right, the answer for question number two, which of the following is a species of bird? Blue Meridian Warbler. Prince Rospolo's Turico. Purple Crusted Pippi. Blue Smith. Rosella Fitzgerald. Oh, kissy missy. - Okay, these are so good. - Rosella Fitzgerald. - That's... - Rosella is a real bird. - Yeah. - And Ela Fitzgerald is a famous singer. - Is Rosella just a marmalade? - Rosella, is it? - Rosella, marmalade? I only know Bon Momol. (laughing) - Marmalade is in the spread. - What? - Maybe like a chutney? - Rosella is simply a brand of sauce. - Yeah. - So maybe they'd probably do other common serves and spreads. - Yeah. - Other chutneys. - I mean, I feel like you guys go to markets a lot more than me. - I do. - So if anyone would know their marmalades, it would be you guys. - Yeah. - What about, there was one in the start. - Pippi? - Purple crested Pippi. - Isn't that Pippi the little shell? - Yeah. - So that's fake. (laughing) - Fake news. - I'm sorry, you're like, it's a shell, it's not a bird. - Yeah, see, I reckon, I thought that the Rosella Fitzgerald one was fake because that's just like a pun on Ela Fitzgerald. But having said that, I saw that there is like a dung beetle, or like a, or some kind of like, no, not a dung beetle, but some kind of beetle that is named after RuPaul. And it's literally called like, the RuPaul. - Beetle. - The beetle or something like that. So like, I know that there are sometimes like animals that are just named after someone. - I'm actually going ahead and like a locking in Rosella Fitzgerald right now, 'cause even if, even if it's fake. - It's a good pun. The last one. - And I appreciate that. - Kissy Missy. - Kissy Missy. I like that. - There was one that was like Prince something. What was that? - Prince Ruspolo's Turico. - So I'm gonna go with that, because that feels like a lot for someone to come up with at 10.50 in the morning. - No, that's straight out of Jordan's brain. (all laughing) - I reckon. - I'm gonna say I'm a Prince fan. (all laughing) - I'm actually tossing out between the big, the blue grenadine. - Meridian. - Blue meridian warbler. - I like, I'm gonna go blue meridian warbler, but I feel like I'm gonna find out. It's a kissy Missy. Yeah, someone who's worked at the zoo for several years, there's always like some fox bird that's like the little, little interpinting or something. - Yeah, yeah. - Like there was like, this is a poo-poo sting. - Yeah, yeah, a little puddle on bitches. - Yeah, you see Missy sounds so cute. - Yeah. - That's actually like a cute nickname for someone's girlfriend. - What is that show title you had? Kissy Missy? - Kiss Kiss. - Kiss Kiss. - Kiss Kiss. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the Holly Vellance song. - Yeah. - Holly Vellance. - Yeah. - Kissed. (laughing) - As in she is left over. - Shout out to friend of the pod, Holly Vellance. (laughing) All right, everyone's locked in. - Yeah. - Here's her at the answers. Jordan was pretty keen on kissing Missy, interestingly, 'cause Jordan wrote it. - Oh! - You're scammed at the game as well. - It's his same Missy. - Tell me over here. (laughing) Blue Smith was Aurelia. - Yeah, nice. That's a strong name. - Yeah. - Purple-crested Pippie. That was Charlie. (laughing) - You guys called me out? (laughing) You're like, that's a fucking shell. (laughing) Because there are so many birds that have like, they're called like the Tit, or like the Boopie in there. - Yeah. - It's kind of like, I wanted it in that world. - Yeah, but God, yes, you succeeded. - There is a bird, and I think we've had it in the past, a kind of bird called the Pippie-Pee. - Pippie-Pee. - There's just an extra eye on it. - Yes. - It's Pippie with an eye between the two peas, so it's Pippie-Pee. - Pippie-Pee. - So you were really, I thought you knew your birds. - Well, I do, because I actually have a bit of my show, because in my first show, Crocodile, I needed to show some bird knowledge. So I had this section where I talk about crazy birds, and there's like red-crested tits, and there's like a something booby as well. - Yeah, the blue footer booby? - Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that, so. - I get red-crested tits in summer. I'm gonna be a bit of heat rat. (laughing) - Crusty Pippie. (laughing) - So far, there's been two questions, and they've both been in your expert field. - Yeah, you could say that I'm not very good at this game. (laughing) - So, what else have we got? - Aurelia went for Rossella Fitzgerald. That was a house, I'm afraid. - Oh, I know, but. - I'll just say that was a good one. - It's pretty. - 'Cause I was like, it's things like Ella Fitzgerald. - Yes. - I think it should be a name. Jordan went for Blue Meridian Warbler. That was Jennifer, okay, the house, I'm afraid. But that means Charlie, true to form, as a bird expert picked the correct one. - Oh my God, that's Rossella's Toreko. - Yay! - Based on my lack of faith in any of you being able to come up with that. (laughing) - Smart. (laughing) - You mean, it's not just like kissy missy. (laughing) - Just like typing out, like kissing, missing. - Oh, I should say, Jordan also described kissing missy. Can I describe the kissy missy too? - Please, please. - A small blue bird found in Indonesia. It gets its name for having large feathers near the eyes, looking like big eyelashes, and its mating call sounds like a woman saying. (laughing) See, if I hadn't heard that, maybe. (laughing) I mean, yeah, it's such a shame that all that work was so often. - I misunderstood this time. (laughing) - That you slide nonetheless. - Thank you. - I thought it was fantastic. (laughing) - All right, question three comes from Jen S from Carnegie. - Oh, my neck of the world. - So this is Jen's question. - Yeah. - What is an unexpected fact about Billy Eilish's 2019 smash hit Bad Guy? What is an unexpected fact about Billy Eilish's? - But I know the unexpected real fact. - Oh, just pretend you don't. - Oh, this is killing me. - That means you get the point and you'll be able to trick us. - Oh, no, I hate being a trickster. (laughing) - Okay. - While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Prince Raspolos Turico. Kind of Jennifer, it's a spectacular green Turico with a fluffy, whitish crest. I really should have a look at it. - Yeah. - And to be honest, it needs to look pretty impressive to live up to that name. - And also, they always do that with birds, like it's the spectacular sparrow or like the fantabulous little boo-boo. - Yeah, yeah. - It's always something like a magician. - This is, I think it's a fantastic, look at that. - Oh, that's a fantastic bird. How pretty. - Oh, I love it. - It's giving kissy Missy. - Is that a kissy Missy? - Is that my friend, the Prince? - That's your friend, Prince. - It kind of looks like jedwood? (laughing) - Oh, those brothers who go da vinky? - Oh, yes. Love da vinky. - Oh, wow, there's that in Florida as well. - That's beautiful. - Wow. - Also, is that the thing now? - It's not real. - 'Cause it's like got red for this. - Oh, see, now you're getting right into your, what do you call bird fans? Twitching. - Orthonology. - Orthonology. - Porni, pharoni. Do I get an extra point for that? - Yes. (laughing) Jordan saying yes. - Mm-hmm. - You're saying yes, bonus point? - I think it's fair. - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. I wanna win an honest game. - Well, I don't think you've ever played on an honest game with your life, Charlie. Why, the sudden flute. (laughing) Must be that full moon energy. - Yeah. - Jennifer continues. Shows large crimson wing patches in flight. An Ethiopian endemic that is found very locally in lush woodland and scrub. Often in areas with fruiting trees. Acts like a typical Turroko, which I'll know how they are. - A typical Turroto. - Yeah, a thing that I had heard of before today. With, you know, how Turroko's act of bouncing through trees, flying occasionally with short bursts of wing beads and long glides. Calls include hollow series of crow noises and a series of high-pitched metallic calls. - What is that mean? - Like. (screaming) - Oh, like this cup is tinny. - Okay. Similar to white cheek Turroko, but easily separated by its pale crest and lack of white facial markings. That makes sense. - Um, that's, do you think, it's interesting saying bouncing through trees. 'Cause I have this theory that birds can't fly. That it's actually a really big jump. - Right, yeah. And then they're just sort of gliding. - Yeah. - 'Cause it's not like they're ever always up. They always come back down. - Yeah, they have to come back down. - So that means it's a glide, not a fly. - Yeah. And I guess, but then I'm like, well, what is flying? - Oh, that's a good question. - You know? I guess only planes fly. - Yeah. - Because they got engines. - But they come back as well. - But what about chemtrails? - Yeah, what about chemtrails? - Like if birds could fly, there would be chemtrails clearly. - Yeah. (laughing) - Wait. (laughing) - It's like, it's monocompassing. - Telling me, man, they're putting the chemtrails and the pigeons. (laughing) My favorite lockdown theory was that we're all inside 'cause they were changing the batteries and the pigeons. (laughing) - Well, why? - And honestly, if that was the razor, like I'm down for that to happen yearly. - Yeah, absolutely. - You know? - Give us a nice little pigeon battery changing two weeks to end every year. - I know the reason I knew that was a conspiracy is because that's what happened when there was bird flu. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, so that was actually- - Yeah, I can actually only raise it. - That actually already happened during bird flu. So COVID was something else. - Yeah. - Different's high up. - Yeah. (laughing) - We're also famously anti-vax. (laughing) - Well, that's okay 'cause about 50% of the audience of this podcast are anti-vax. - Oh. - Oh, no, enjoy that. - Well, we'll take old times. We take old times. - Oh, yeah, all right. - Pfizer and AstraZeneca. (laughing) I got both. (laughing) - All right, question three. The answers are in, what is an unexpected fact of our Billie Eilish's 2019 smash hit bad guy? Justin Bieber was originally meant to star as her lover in the music video, but Phineas said no because he had beef with him after a fight in H&M. (laughing) The subject of the song was really upset about it, swearing he's actually a solid dude. It contains a sample of a pedestrian crossing signal from Sydney. Lou Baker is listed as a co-writer as it user melody from mumbo number five. The song was written when Billie Eilish stayed in a caravan park in a caravan and were woken up by a raccoon walking across the roof. The cadence of its steps inspired the main beat of the song, or it's about Hitler. (laughing) - That one's from the house. (laughing) - Specifically mad, I reckon. - Yeah. (laughing) - Do you want to have a first crack here, Jordan? - Well, I love hearing about Phineas and Billie. Glee's own Phineas. - Really? - What was on Glee? - Yeah, he was in, so you think you can Glee or whatever that competition was? - To find a star. - Yeah, he's in the Glee competition. - I watched that. - He competes in it. - Who is in it? - Oh my god, I'm thinking about it. - He's Phineas. (laughing) - What the hell? - Phineas is her brother. - Yeah. - They're like the Glee project. - The Glee project. - Yeah, the Glee project. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He writes the songs. - The fact that Phineas was, you know, it was... - What the fuck? - Name checked in a few of these answers. - Do you suggest say they're very correct or very in a knowledge for the writers? - Do you recognize him? - Do you recognize him? - That was after Glee dropped off. - Okay, yeah. - No offense. - And he probably looked different than he does now. - And he probably, that's probably when they were camping 'cause he lost all his Glee money. - He looks heaps better with short hair then. - Yes, he had long hair. - Long hair. - Yeah. - And I only found out recently they're American. I feel so English to me. - They do. - Yeah, it's 'cause they wear like baggy clothes. - Oh. - It's because she wears baggy clothes and he wears skinny jeans and so you're like, that seems like a British couple. - Yeah, but they're chabs. - Yeah, they're chabs. - They're not orange enough though. - Yeah, that's true. I love British people. They're crazy. I think I'm gonna go with, I feel like the camping one makes sense with the raccoons on the thing. - Yeah, I think that's fine. - What can I let him for Jordan? What do you think, Charlie? - See, I was gonna say that I thought that was Jordan's answer because I was like, I know that you're very cross like musical stuff. So to like, put in something like Cadence, I was like, maybe that's Jordan. But if she's guessing that, then I'm like, oh, maybe that is the answer. - Cadence, to me, is a beautiful girl's name. - That would be a nice name. - Yeah, Cadence and Rhythm. (all laughing) - Oh, I thought it might be the pedestrian crossing from Sydney, possibly. - No, I think that's a stupid answer. (all laughing) It's something else, Charlie. It's not that. - Wait, what were the other ones? - A Fide and H&M. I know Haley wouldn't allow Justin to shop there. (all laughing) - They have a baby now. - Yeah, with a baby H&M. Oh, no, I didn't call that. - His name is Jack. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah, there was the Recoon, Hitler, member number five, crossing signal. Guy was upset, who was written about, or H&M. - Member number five is also an interesting answer. - Yeah, that seems like quite verifiable, so it could be that. Yeah, maybe I'll go in member number five. - A little bit of Jessica. (all laughing) - Yeah, you're really, you're putting a lot of weight into what, you're letting Jordan-- - Sad, so you think she sabotages me? - I'm not saying she is, but I'm just-- - My inner and outer saboteur. (all laughing) - She's delivered you straight to her. You know that she's competing with me. - Wait, if we guess our own answers, do we get the point? - No. (all laughing) - I was like, "She gave me the secret rules." - No, okay, I'm also gonna go for the cadence of the Recoon. - Cadence of the Recoon. - Yes. - So this is your third answer you're saying you're putting in your final-- - I'm locking it in. It's cadence of the Recoon. - Cadence of the Recoon is, that adds itself sounds awesome. - Yeah, I mean-- - That should be the name of an ex album. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. (all laughing) - What a Recoon sound like. - Probably like that. - I feel like they scream, they're like-- - Kind of like they're related to possum though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They fart too, sort of video. (all laughing) - Oh yeah, that's what you're-- - That's what I'm looking at. (all laughing) - Had a beautiful cadence. (all laughing) That just leaves you, Aurelia. - Okay, I'm gonna go with the crossing signal and Sydney. - Oh, let's go through who wrote the answers. (all laughing) - The Justin Bieber fight in H&M, and that was Charlie. (all laughing) - I just got so deep into it. I was like, I knew that you knew the actual information. I was like, there's just no hope in hell. And then I was like-- (all laughing) - I love the specificity of H&M. (all laughing) - The subject being upset about the song that was the house. - No, I like that. - Lou Baker also the house. It's about Hitler, Jordan. (all laughing) Jordan and Charlie went for the cadence of the raccoon. That was Aurelia, and Aurelia was correct for three points. - Oh my God, you get so much. - Dominated that round. - Wow. - Wow. (all laughing) - Someone was a pedestrian. - And Jordan said-- - It threw me off. - Oh, it said it's not that one. That's the only one that's definitely not. - She said quite a quote. - That's a stupid answer. (all laughing) - I realized after I left in my answer that I knew that story. (all laughing) And I didn't want Charlie and Aurelia to get the points. - You were genuinely just-- - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Charlie, let me see who did that. - So I decided to ruin Charlie. - You could've changed your answer by then. - Oh, I know, I, well, I wanted to keep going for the, you know, the interest of the part. - This is meant to be a non-contact sport. - Yeah. - Trivia. - But also-- - But it's not worth saying. - Jordan just delivered your points straight to Aurelia as well. - Yeah. - So going to backfired in a lot of ways, 'cause that means Aurelia jumps to equal lead after three rounds. Jordan's yet to score Charlie on one point, but Aurelia in the house on four points a piece. - Don't bring you down with me, Joel. - Okay, don't forget we're all at him. We're on the same podcast. - Yes, and he will lose to the house. - That is a hate crime. - Yeah, we are actually, so true. - I think that isn't the deal, the house always wins. - Yeah, well, the house is straight in this instance. - Oh, yeah. - So we'll probably win. (laughing) - Love. - We're halfway through, and Aurelia's putting up a big fight. - I was listening to other episodes trying to crack the code of like, what would the house say? (gasps) - Love that. - Wait, so it was a pedestrian crossing? - Yeah, it's good. - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. - Fuck yeah, that's great. - It's cool. - It's as Australians, you know. We love taking credit for any little thing. So it's basically our song. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It is. Russell Crophy. - And I'm sure the fucking Kiwis are like, yeah, but that particular crossing was actually built in New Zealand. - It almost certainly was invented by a Kiwi. (laughing) Yeah, yeah, but we start the history line from here. (laughing) - But Finneas would never go to New Zealand. (laughing) - But he would go up to H&M. (laughing) - Yeah, Finneas would go to H&M, but Justin wouldn't. That's my logic. - Yeah, I agree. (laughing) - Yeah, if you said outside H&M, maybe. - Was there a shop that I could have said that would have made you pick that? - Yeah, like anything, I don't even know what Justin wears, but like, culture king. (laughing) Culture king, culture king's I think would have been more. - Dangerfield. - Yeah. (laughing) - All right, question number four comes from Sarah Faith from Spartanburg in South Carolina. And the question is, well, it's a local question to Sarah. In North East in South Carolina, it's confusing, there is a town of 84 people with a strange name. What is it called and why? So it's a little town, population 84. - It's a town with all the pedophiles. - Oh. - Is it not? - What? (laughing) - Okay, well, with this information, you can make up a name. - Nah. (laughing) - Now I'm just gonna second guess everything that's ever happened. Is this just throwing us off? - That would be such a brilliant play to be like, I know this one, it's about this, and then write an answer about that. So everyone has to guess it. - Oh my God, true, why did I say that? - No, I'm giving away my imagination. - Wait, so a town of 84 in North Carolina. - In North, South Carolina. - Yeah, in the north of South Carolina. - Okay, which is just Carolina. - Yeah, yeah, it balances out. - Yeah. - And it's... - Yeah, you just need the name of the town. It's got a weird name, and what's the story? In brief, you know, just a sentence about what's named that while they're writing their answers, here's a little more info about the sample from Badgo. Gen writes, "Ozzy, oh yeah, Gen's on it." Ozzy's love to claim international celebrities. So maybe this makes Billie Eilish our Billie. In an interview with Rolling Stone, she and her brother produce a finier so Connell told the origin story of the sample. Billie says, "My mum and I went for a walk in Sydney. "We were like across the street from the hotel, "and the cross work is this little like, "you press it, and it's like, doop, doop." And I was like, that's hard. That's the sound that it makes when you have to wait. Finneas then slowed down the sample and spaced it out. It features in the song as a rapid, insistent ticking sound just beneath the drum and bass line. Or as O'Connell puts it, "The chorus high hat of Badgoi." Beautifully put, Finneas. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. (upbeat music) - Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. At mid-mobile, we like to do the opposite of what Big Wireless does. They charge you a lot, we charge you a little. So naturally, when they announced that they'd be raising their prices due to inflation, we decided to deflate our prices due to not hating you. That's right, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. Give it a try at mintmobile.com/switch. - $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speed slower above 40 gigabytes of details. (upbeat music) - And we're back. Here's question number four. In North East and South Carolina, there's a town of 84 people with a strange name. What is it called and why? Ketchup Town. Because it's where people used to go to catch up on the news. You've got Fingerville named after Joseph Fingar-Johnson, who in turn received that nickname after losing a finger at the cotton mill. (laughing) - I like that one. (laughing) It's a wee wee tune. It's called that because it's so small and it's home to the beautiful South Carolina fern. They can grow up to five meters tall and smells like piss. - Oh. - A dicardia, home to the chosen or the chosen children of Phillip Dicard. The town of Skoville, famous for its hot peppers. The population is dedicated to creating the hottest peppers in the US, noting that they have developed a resistance to spices in the process. Or big city USA. (laughing) The local council renamed the town of Derm in an attempt to fake it till they make it. As yet, they still haven't made it. - Damn, okay, there's some really good ones on this one, actually. - Big city USA is really cute, isn't it? - That's very funny. - It sounds right. - Yeah. It's manifesting in a way. - Just for the job you want. - The finger one. - Fingerville, what was it? What was it? Fingerville. - Fingerville. - Yeah. - I feel like that's giving one of you. - Yeah. - I feel like Ville has an element of just attacking something on the end of it. (laughing) - I liked the piss plant one. - Yeah. - What was that? - That was a wee wee tune. - A wee wee tune. - I genuinely think it's that. - Okay. - Pooka's also, I feel like a small American town's also sometimes take on old English shit, like tune and stuff like that. - Yeah, yeah. - They're like the tone. - It's like a five meter tall fern. - Yeah. - I don't think that gels well with the climate of Northern South Carolina. - Maybe it's in like a weird grass house and it's like, they come in like, as a town they all like, praise the piss plant. - They praise the piss plant. - And the big, the bigness of the ferns would make everyone look wee as well. - Wee wee. - Yeah. - Even smaller. - Yeah. - Smaller population and such that. - Can you please read out the finger one again? - Uh. - The details of it. - And keep your hands above the disc. - Correct. - Fingermill, made for Joseph Finger Johnson. - And can you say it softly? (laughing) - Okay, I'm going with fingermill. (laughing) - You've convinced me. - You've convinced me. (laughing) 'Cause there's finger got cut off in the cotton mill. - That's right. - That would happen in Carolina. - Okay. - It's a slavery cotton. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Okay. - Smart. - Yeah. - Were you locking in Charlie? - Yeah, I've locked in. - Okay, we'll do it in. - I'm going big city USA. I think that's really funny. - I want that to be real. - I can imagine this small town being like, it would be so funny if we called ourselves big city. - And what was the reason again? - It's basically fake until they make it. - Okay. - But I just wanted to manifest. - Yeah. - Call your town Hot Peopleville. (laughing) - Yeah. - And eventually we're gonna be on like. - Call your town Carnegie. (laughing) - All right, here's the right, the answers. The town of Scoville, famous for its hot peppers. That was Raylia. - That's good. - That was a good one. - That was a good one. - Thank you. - That was not too good. - Oh, fuck. Okay, thank you for the feedback. - Let's get a shit out. - I'm gonna be more deceptive than my answers. (laughing) - Decardia, home to the chosen children of Philip Descartes. That was Charlie. - Oh, that's a good one as well. - I like that. - I was thinking cult shit. - Yeah. - 'Cause I stuffed it up, Charlie. I'm gonna give you a point because I half read it out and then I think I butchered it. - Oh, that's all right. - Thank you. - I stole your chance at a point. - You should stuff up my answers more often. (laughing) - I'm gonna put some weird vocabulary on the next one. (laughing) - The wee wee tune which Charlie went for. That was Jordan. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's really good. - Jordan's on the board. - Wait, yeah. I got a point. - Damn. - The finger ville named after Joseph finger Johnson. (laughing) Oh, that was Sarah. Okay, the house. - Cool. Wow. - That's funny. - That's funny. - Yeah, the ville tipped me off. - You told me that it could be Big City USA. (laughing) - I'm afraid Big City USA was also the house. - Oh, no. - That was funny. - Me, you're gonna hate this. I think it's the worst one is the real one. Catch up town. - No. (laughing) - Get out of that town. - Catch up on the girls. - That's so bad. - That's so bad. - That's so bad. - Oh my God. - Nice. - Let's move. - That's that one. I said that, silly, that's dark. - Yeah. - Also, how much ghost can they be in a town of 84? - Right. I mean, we would make it up though. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Wow. - I think, yeah, you all came up with like better ones than the real one. - They should change their name to Big City USA. - We need to start some towns. - We need to start some towns. (laughing) - Here's town. - This plant town. (laughing) - We've got one of those, the semen trees in Melbourne. They're in bloom. - Yeah. 'Cause there's also that one that smells like shit. It's like, and there's one that smells like death, a plant that's like, when it blooms, it's like, it only happens like once every couple years or something like that, and it has this like death scent. - But do you have to like be there in the middle of tonight to see it open? - Yeah. - People line up. - And like people are like vomiting just to say it because it's that rancid. - Wow. - I'm at the stage of my life where I'd be willing to do that. - Do you wanna see the death one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think as you get older and all your senses are dying, you're like, I just wanna smell something. (laughing) - Well if they weren't dead before that, after smelling the death plant, you'll then have no senses. - You will be. - Yep. - All right, question number five comes from Jeffrey Dude Devois from Chicago, Illinois. The question is who was-- - Who's single, Jeffrey? - Yeah. (laughing) - That is amazing. - That's not fair. - Jeffrey's question is, who was Cynthia Dorothy Alberton? - Cynthia, Dorothy Alberton. - From Sex Under City? (laughing) - How do you spell the surname? - ALBR, I-T-O-N, not to Google on assuming Charlie. - Oh no, no, no, no, I'm just writing it down for my own sake. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - So who was she? - Yes. - So he just says, yeah, why is she well known? And you're writing just a sentence or two or better. And I'm pretty sure Charlie's giggling right now. - No. - You're so keen to take that point away. (laughing) - I look at you very genuinely defending yourself though. (laughing) - Certainly not. Too much respect for the game, Charlie. - Aye, yes, gotta respect the game. - Well, you're writing your answers. Here's some more info about Ketchip Town. Caught in a Sarah, Ketchip Town is a small homestead and farming community located in Hori County in South Carolina. During the 1920s, farmers in the community would say to one another, let's go catch up on the news. And every Saturday afternoon would find them at a little country store in Ketchip Town. Incidentally, Fingerville is a town on the other side of the state named after Joseph Fingar. - What? - Fingerville is real? - Fingerville is real and 96 exists-- - 96 people live there? - But it's just a separate fact. - Oh my God. - I think I'm gonna have to give you a point for that. - Fingerville with 96 people beating Ketchupville. - Yeah, yeah, Ketchupville shaking in them. - Boo-boo-boo. They're like, we don't have 96 people. - Yeah, I'm gonna have to give you a point for that, right? - Thank you. - Fingerville is real. It's so funny that I didn't even get through pre-reading that paragraph of information, so I was equally surprised. Joseph Fingar was real, the cottonmail thing, I don't know if that was real. - Oh, that sounds real to me. - Maybe it was. - That seems kind of real. - Because you know how people's names were like their professions, like? - Yeah. - And then something happened to you, now that's your name. - Yeah, well that's the room for question number five. Who was Cynthia Dorothy Alberton? All right, here you options. She was the star of the silent movies. Unfortunately, when the talkies came out, her horse, voice, and Boston accent were deemed too masculine, and she never worked in cinema again. She started a successful smart publishing company and died in 1989. - Smart publishing, 1989. - I like her. - I think that's all time before. - Yeah. Cynthia. - And she died in 1989. - 89. - Anyway, when I heard horse voice, my mind literally just imagined Mr. Ed. I was like, "Oh, wait, it's not that." And then I was like, "Maybe it's like horse, voice." (laughing) And then it was the third and final thing, which was like, "Oh, a horse voice. "That's much more reason." (laughing) Then you go, "A wealthy Polish socialite "who became famous when she eschewed "the glitz and glamour of crack-out "to live amongst the orangutangs of Borneo." - Wow. - Wow. - The model for the first series of female mannequins used in British department store Harrods. - Mm-hmm. (laughing) - A famous Chicago madam who ran a speakeasy on the West End. She sold moonshine after losing her job as a seamstress in the Great Depression. The first person to survive tuberculosis, she went on to run a Canadian school for the blind. - Okay, angels. (laughing) - Or she was an American artist who gained fame for creating plaster casts of celebrities' private pots. (gasps) - Oh, I like that one. - Oh, yeah. - That's what Farah Abrams from Teen Mom OG did. - Oh. - She got a cast. Well, I think she got a flashlight made out of her body. - Yeah. - It's kind of Gwyneth Paltrow kind of energy. - Yeah, absolutely, the-- - The gold candle. - Yeah, have you seen the clone of Willie? - Um, singing, magic, what's that? - You make a, like a, a plastic, like mold of your dick. - Oh, oh. - Yeah, and then it turns into like an actual dildo you can give to your partner when they go away. - Oh, she's amazing. - Oh, she's amazing, babe. - Yeah, imagining that it's like one of those like grower man things, or it's like little when you put it in water overnight. (laughing) - These were all so good. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Is this really hard? - Yeah, I'm flustered. - I, so what have we got? We've got star, star movies, bit of voice. - Yeah. - Didn't survive, go on the talkies, the-- - I don't think that's true, right? - Possibly. - That one seems like the most reasonable to me. - Yeah, definitely heard that happening of, yeah, a few times. - Like, hmm. - How can your voice be so bad? - Everything else was pretty fine. - Okay, yeah. (laughing) - There's that really bad movie with Margot Robbie is based on a chick who couldn't survive. - Oh, the-- - What's it called? Bombastic or something? Neighbors? - Right, Tonya. (laughing) - I Tonya, you have a line. - Babble. - Babble. - And they did do a heap of dubbing of like people, where they were just so brutal with it, where they're like, no, your voice is ugly. - Yeah. - Yeah. - In accent, just any sort of regional accent, like most of them, it was same as two. - And I guess if you were making the jump from a silent film for the very first time to a movie with audio, you would be so scrutinizing of the voices. - Mm-hmm. - You'd be like, this is the first voice they're gonna hear in cinema. Like-- - Mm. - It's the reverse of podcasting. You ever have people who see you, who listen to your podcasts and haven't seen you? Like, your head is weird. (laughing) Your voice coming out of that head sounds wrong. - I don't get it. (laughing) - That's true. I'm leaning towards Chimp Crazy. I like the idea of the cracker lady going to live with the orangutans in Borneo. - I want that to be true, for sure. - Yeah, I feel like we've all had a bad breakup. (laughing) - I reckon I'm gonna go with the fit model for Harold's. - Mm. - Maybe. - Like that sounds-- - What was the story, though, that she was the-- - Her body-- - She was the original model. - Her body was tea. (laughing) - But why would she be famous from that? Like, why would that be so iconic? - Oh, true, actually, I take it back. - Is the Harold's thing stayed the same across years or something? - I think it would just be that she, at the time, was deemed so perfect that they were like, your body needs to be in every department store. - She was, it's the girl of the time, like, a hottie. - Body, just, like, snatched. - I feel like her name-- - Up to the net. - Being like a triple barreled name. - Down to here. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - I feel like-- - The triple barreled name, actually-- - Makes me think that it's something, it's some grander story. - Yeah. - Of the murderers, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then we're not assassins in there. - I feel like it could be the tobacco locus thing or it could be-- - Oh, yeah, first person has survived tobacco as she went on to run a Canadian school for the blind. Yeah, what do you think the Cynthia Dorothy Alberton school for the blind, do you think that sounds right? - I think so, yeah. - That sounds pretty good. - I know, I'm gonna lock in the orangutans. - All right, lock in the orangutans, Jordan. And I lock them in cages. (laughing) - Can I have some of the other ones there? - Yeah. - Yep, so the silent movies, rank tanks, the mannequins from Harrods, Chicago, Madam, selling moonshine after losing a job in the Great Depression. - That one sounds fake to me. - Tobacco locus, survivor, run a school for the blind, or American artist gaining fame for creating the plaster cast of celebrities' private parts, which is so fun to say. - I feel like we would know her if she was the last one, don't you reckon? - Yeah, and no, but would we, like, I went to plaster cast and we don't make that anymore. - Do you know who made the vagina wall in Tasmania? We don't know her name. - Wasn't that-- - Cynthia. (laughing) - No, I just made that up for Cynthia Nixon. - Isn't that Billie Eilish? 'Cause she had the vagina walls in her house. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and lock in the mannequin. - Mannequin? - Yeah, why not? - And I'm actually gonna go for the movies. - Movies, okay. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Famous Chicago, Madam, who ran a speakeasy in the West End, that was Raylia. - Nice, that one was good. - That was really, that was so good. I've been reading a lot about that period lately, and I'm like, that feels very right. - Yeah. - I almost picked it. - You changed the answer. (laughing) - Oh, you know what, I think this is all right. - Yeah. - Then, what else do we have? Survived tuberculosis, then ran a Canadian school for the blind, that was Charlie. - That's nice, Charlie. - I was going through the sympathy. (laughing) - That's classy. - But it worked for a survivor. (laughing) - We worked hard for a two, we tried to go, that sounds like a blind champion. - No. - What the hell? Tuberculosis, I don't even really know what that is. (laughing) I would've believed it, yeah. - I think it's, is that the one that's called the wasting or something as well? - It's where you like cough up blood. - Yeah, I think it was the thing that started the idea of vampires or part of the people who had it, the wasting disease, and you think that's that one? - Yeah. - It's what she has in Mulan Rouge, where she's like-- - Exactly what I was gonna say. - And she, it's like on that little napkin. - Mm-hmm. - I was like, 16, you're dying. ♪ Some day I fly away ♪ - The Harrods mannequins, which I really went for, that was actually Jeffrey. - Aww. - That was a good one, Jeffrey. - Let me just say his name one more time. Jeffrey, dude of war, with the hot name. ♪ Shubidi vidua boa ♪ (laughing) - Say bye to T. - You fooled me. - The Polish socialite who moved to Borneo to live with the Orangtangs, that was the house. - Aww. - Damn. - Damn. - Too good to be true. - The star of the solid movies, that was Jordan. - I got you, bitch. I got you again, why not have-- - I wore his voice. - I wore his voice. - I wore his voice. - I was like, that's Jordan. (laughing) - That means no one got the correct answer, which was an American artist who gained fame for creating plastic casts of celebrities' private parks. - I shouldn't have gone for that. - Damn it. - Sorry. - Damn. - I thought you were baiting us. - Yeah, same. I was like, that can't be real. Also like, who would give up their privates to some stranger named Cynthia? - Yeah. - Oh, let me tell you just quickly, 'cause she's known by her other name, like maybe more famous name, was Cynthia plaster castor. - Was it plaster castor? - Oh my God. - Cynthia plaster castor. - And she was like, it was mainly decks, like Jimmy Hendrix and-- - Aww. - And like a lot of, apparently his documentary's about her and stuff. - Oh my God, okay, I'm gonna deep dive. I love the sound of it. - Kinky girl. - Cool. - So we're up to the last question now. - No. - Okay, here we go. - This comes from Dan Parker from Crane Brook in New South Wales, and it's a movie synopsis question. So this would be your longest answer. Normally, you write like, you know, it's a paragraph. Three, four, five sentences, something like that. And the question, and if you do know this movie on the off chance, just pretend you don't. Write a fake one. 'Cause if you tell people, you know the answer, then they'll be able to just go. - Okay, figure it out. - I've never seen a film in my life, so. - Okay. (laughing) - All right, so the question is, what is the synopsis of the 2022 film Pause of Fury, The Legend of Hank? - Pause of Fury. - It's a great title. And I'm sorry we didn't compliment your name. Is it Dan? - Dan Parker. - Dan Parker. - Dan Parker, it's just-- - It's good, it sounds like you might run for a local government one day. - That's a rock solid name. - We had Jennifer Winifer. (laughing) - Jennifer Welliver and Jeffrey. - Jennifer Welliver, yeah. - Did you do what? - Did you do what? Sorry. - Sorry Dan Parker, real solid name. - Real solid, strong as a house. - Yeah, yeah. - You know? - I'm Cynthia Pussy Plaster. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - To the stars. - Could I get a spelling on Pause? - P-A-W-S. - Okay, cool. - P-A-U-S-E. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - All right, while they're writing their answers, here's a bit of info about Pussy Plastercaster. This is according to Wiki, Alberton was born in Chicago. Oh my God, there was an answer that didn't your-- - I said Chicago 'cause-- - You're locked in the railway. - Yeah. - I'm listening to what you're saying. You're like so-and-so from wherever Southwestern Carolina, Jeffrey from Chicago. I'm like Chicago, he's gonna say something local. - Very good point. - Mm. - Shire's young girl, Alberton sought out a way to make contact with the opposite sex. In the late '60s, she became caught up in free love and rock music, starting at the University of Illinois, Chicago. In college, when her art teacher gave the class an assignment to plaster cast something solid that could retain its shape, she hid upon the idea of casting erect male genitalia, which would then go flaccid and exit the mold. Finding a dental mold making substance called alginate or alginate to be sufficient, she found her first celebrity client in Jimi Hendrix. And he was the first many to submit to the idea. Meeting Frank Zappa, who found the concept of casting both humorous and creative as an art form, though he himself had no interest in submitting to the procedure, Alberton found in him something of a patron. He moved her to Los Angeles, which she described as a variable groupie heaven, with no lack of willing assistance eager to prepare the subjects for casting. In 1971, after her apartment was burgled, Zappa and Alberton decided the cast should be preserved for a future exhibition, entrusting them to Zappa's legal partner, Herb Cohen, for safekeeping. The exhibition idea did not take off, however, due to a sudden lack of rock stars willing to participate. She made no cast between 1971 and 1980. After years of wrangling, Alberton found herself in 1993, having to go to court in order to receive the 25 cast Cohen held. She got all but three of them back. In 2000, Alberton finally held her first exhibition of the cast in New York City. She also decided to begin casting women's breasts as an egalitarian move. In 2001, a film documentary "Plastercaster" was made about her. She also contributed to the BBC3 documentary "My Penis and I" in 2005, made by British filmmaker Lawrence Baraklow, about his anxiety over his ninth centimeter, "Arach Penis". She was inspired, she is inspired at least two songs. Jim Croce is five short minutes, and kisses "Plastercaster". She's also mentioned in "Momas' Song", the penis song on his album "Folktronic" and the "Letigra Song", "Nanny Nanny Booboo". And the "Letigra Song" "Nanny Nanny Booboo" and "A Bless You". In 1969, Pamela DeBar of Frank Zappa's group, the GTO has recorded a telephone conversation with Cynthia from Chicago, the GTO's album "Permanent Damage". Alberton was a candidate for mayor of Chicago in the 2011 election on the "Hard Party" ticket. She later donated a copy of her 1968 "Plastercast" of Jimi Hendrix's "Arrect Penis" to the Icelandic Philological Museum. What a beautiful story. And well told, I'd say, thank you so much, Wookiee. All right, the answers are in final question. It all comes down to this and it's worth triple points. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. Not for me, so it's really, it's your chance. - Probably, really? - Especially Aurelia's chance, but it's all of your chance. - Oh no. - 'Cause it's enough. Jordan and I should pull our resources to try and help Aurelia over the line. - If you clean, if you clean, - Yeah, all right, let's see. - If one of you clean sweeps it, no, to be honest, any of you could easily win this. - We can win, okay. - Yeah. Well, then you're on Aurelia. - Okay, okay, I'm gonna give you psychic signals to what my answer is so you don't pick it. All right, tune into my brainwave now. - I'm gonna continue to try and split our answers. - Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll be strategic about it. - You just don't wanna split them onto mine. - This is traders, guys, I don't know why. - Oh my God, we can game the system. - Okay, let's do it. - I'd still say just pick the one you think is right. No, we're gonna pick whatever will fuck this system to hell. All right, question, the final question. What is the synopsis of the 2022 film? - Pause a fury, the legend of Hank. - Great time. - And I can't say I've seen it. (laughing) Pause a fury, the legend of Hank follows the unmissable animated adventures of Hank the mole rat, a mole rat on a mission, breaking free from his nine to five job in the borough to become a world famous judo champion. Along with his best friend, Yerkel, the skunk, Hank goes on a well-widded adventure through fame and fortune and the quest to fulfill his destiny as the mighty mole rat of prophecy. - Whoa, that's a mouthful. - That is a lot. - That's your first option. Then you got a black market organ farmer is greeted by a nasty surprise in one of his deliveries, lovable family, dog Hank. He was never meant to go to the organ farm and he's out for blood. This gripping 90 minute horror horror follows Hank's murderous rampage of the black market animal trade empire. And no, none of the organs remain to be sold. - Wow. - And got Pause of Fury is Pixar Studios 26 animated film and follows the story of nine house cats after their owner tragically passes away. The story follows the cats joining street car racing, a streetcar racing crew, Allah, Fast and the Furious. - Wow. - A hard on his luck hound Hank, played by Michael Sarah, finds himself in a town full of cats who need a hero to defend them from a ruthless villain, Ricky Gervais, his evil plot to wipe their village off the map with help from a reluctant teacher, Samuel L. Jackson, to train him. Our underdog must assume the role of town samurai to team up with the villagers to save the day. The only problem, cats hate dogs. - Aw. - Then you got Abs and Father Hank Creme spends his lonely days working in the custard factory. (laughing) One day. - Hank Creme. - One day he catches a cute little puppy sniffing around the egg-beating machine. Seeking to mend his damaged relationship with his four kids, Hank decides to gift them the dog. But little did he know the ferocious bugger would be a threat to himself, his family, and the world. - Whoa. - You got, what do you got, last one. A French thriller set in 1925 about Dez Canavan, who gets revolutionary surgery, swapping his hands and feet for lion paws. (laughing) He wanted to have a successful career in the circus and thought this would do the trick. During the surgery, a doctor accidentally injects him with adrenaline, awakening suddenly during the surgery, Dez rampages through the city of Lyon, smacking civilians with his massive paws. He finds and kills all of the circus directors who rejected him over the years. Once the adrenaline wears off, the audience see Dez board a ship to America. Your options. - Wow. - When did this movie come out? - 1922. 2022. (laughing) - Oh, I was gonna say there's a big difference. (laughing) - I've realized this lately that I've got my own personal millennial bug, which puts every- - Yeah. - Every date I just changed to 1900s. (laughing) - Yes. - 1800s. - It's the 1800s. - Yeah. - Everything matches too. - It was like when I realized that the '90s wasn't 10 years ago anymore. I was like, fuck. - What? - Fuck, these are gonna make maths heaps harder. (laughing) That's great. Interesting, yeah, interesting stories, all of them. I'm gonna tank the Pixar one straight away. - Oh, you're a Pixar expert? - I'm pretty, I'm just like, I'm aware of it. I'm like, I feel like I could name every Pixar movie. - We've got yeah, at least the other 24. - Yeah, yeah, I feel like, and I'm like, I feel like if I heard about Pause of Fury, the Revenge of Hank, I would know about this because they do like one movie a year, right? - Yeah, true. - It's not bad. And I'm like, I can keep up with Pixar. Like, Pixar works at like quite a slow rate, compared to other places. I'm like, nah, nah, yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I was scrolling through it on Disney plus the other day, and there were a few that I haven't heard of. - Like Soul? - Soul? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I watched so on, so depressing. - It's turning red, yeah. - It's turning red, yeah. - But I know it, but I can remember it. - But you know, I've never really seen some of the, I agree with that. - Okay, so Ricky Gervais, 2022, is he broke enough to play a dog? - Yes. - Yes. - I also was thinking about that one. I was like, to list three actors? Is it pretty big gambit? - But then it's also like, okay, so you're listing three actors to throw us off. - It could be that, but I did, I still feel like that's giving it a level of credence that if, I don't know, we could just be like, well, that didn't happen because we would have seen it. - And it's also a very, it's not very like 2022 to be like, he's gonna wipe the town. I feel like that is such a '90s family movie thing, where there's a villain who's gonna like, eliminate the town. - Yeah, yeah. - What was the story of Samurai in that one? - Yeah, Jesus is a Samurai. - Well, that's why I like the first one with the mall. - I like the mall one too. - Like Hank, it sounds like it's a dog. So, of course, they would make it a mall. Do you know what I mean? It'd be like, oh, it's not a dog, it's a mall. - Or a cat, yeah. - Or a cat. - There are a lot of cats and dogs, isn't there? - How do we feel about lion paws? - No. - Dead. - Well, I thought it could be that one. That sounded very elaborate, but there was no mention of Hank. - Yeah. - That came straight from somebody's brain that's not the writer of the film. - And maybe someone who forgot about the Hank bit. - To be called "The Legend of Hank." - Mm. - That needs to be a reference to somebody called Hank. - Yeah, yeah. - That's interesting, that's, yeah. I, when I was writing that, I didn't speak of it. - Oh, no. (laughing) - It is funny that often, I'm just saying that's, I wouldn't rule it in or out because of that. People often come on and they say, that one didn't reference that something in the title. - Okay. - And also the name of the thing, of the actors. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But I'm also playing this game, so. - Gotcha. - Can you trust me? - No. - Yeah. - I'm going so-- - I never trusted anyone else. - I really would have liked it if I'm denied a little. - So what were the three most likely ones and would each pick one of them? - I'm going mole rat. - Mole rat? - Mole rat. - Mole rat. - Well, don't both pick mole rat. - Okay, maybe I'll go with the one that had all the actors. - Yeah. - Let's do-- - Vase, which is vase. - That's either a really good, really good gambit or a likely option. - And then what else do you think of gambit? - I don't really know what it means, but I love the use of it. - Well, I got it from Netflix program, the Queen's Gambit. - Queen's Gambit. - Oh, okay. - And it's like a-- - And it's like a-- - It's like a-- - It's the name for like a strategy move. - Oh, I see. - That's good. - That is good. - Yeah. - So what are you gonna vote for? - Beautiful gambit. - Um. - Okay, let's think about that. - There was a horror one. One made me think that it was Jordans. - Mm. - But then there was another horror one. Maybe that was the Dares one. - But with Paws of Fury, do you think that's kids or adults? - I definitely think it's-- Let's see, this could be the catch. Like, it could be like a campy. - Dares is angry. He has Paws and he kills people with that. - But he wants to watch that. (laughing) - French people. - Oh no. - It's a French thriller. We also under Paris. (laughing) - The Shark One. - The Shark One. - Okay, maybe I like that. - It was also, it was about Lion Paws and set in Leon. That's a nice sort of-- - Yeah, it's so specific. - I think there's no Hank. - I think there's no Hank. - Hank is no. - French name. - But is that a-- - I think, I'm wondering. - Yeah, and is Hank the name of the circus. - Or maybe-- - Hank's circus or something. - If it's Hank's origin story-- - That sounds right. - Like what's the Joker's name? Like, he's called the Joker, but the story's about Joaquin Phoenix. - Yeah. - Is Hank the tiger that he has the hands off now? - Yeah, maybe he goes out on America. - I think there was one that was maybe a little bit more likely. - So that was the French thriller, then you had the custard factory, is that the one? - Oh, the custard factory one, that was funny. - That was funny and weird, and it had the dad trying to get in the good graces. - I do think it's probably a kid's movie, and I do think it's probably shit, so that sounds shit. - Or then the other horror one was the organ farmer. - Oh, the organ farmer. - Like Margaret, a organ farmer. - With the dog. I kind of like that one. It's giving like Ryan Reynolds. - But wasn't there also no mention of a Hank? - Yeah, no, no. - Or it's Hank the dog. - No, Hank's the dog, yeah. - It's the dog and the organ thing. - You can, yeah, you don't have to split your votes. You can, you can just-- - Everyone's in it for themselves, Charlie. - Okay. - 'Cause they can only be one winner. - Yeah, okay. - Go with your heart, Charlie. - All right. - And we'll harvest it for all goods. - I'm gonna go for the custard. - The custard, yes. - Your heart's been custard. - I love custard. - I mean, I love custard. - It sounds like a really low budget, terrible animation, maybe. - Yeah, yeah, true. - All right, locking in custard for Charlie. Here's who wrote the answers. Jordan forgot about Hank. (all laughing) The lion does. (all laughing) - It's like, what happened? - Oh my God, I know when you went home. - Like, if you roll back the footage, you'll see me when you go, the legend of Hank, I went. (all laughing) 'Cause I think I-- - I called you out. - I heard like, balls of fury, and then I got distracted by all the dick casting. And I meant to be like, can you repeat the answer to me, but then I was on a roll with the balls. - You did a good job, but it was that Hank that fucks you out. - Yeah, 'cause I've been in the world movie. - Yeah, it sounds very French, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was giving me, what's the MR stone one that recently came out the hock, like that? - Oh, yes, yes, yes, poor things. - Poor things, it was giving me poor things. - And it gave me poor balls. (all laughing) - I think that, yeah, it was fantastically written, anyway. I think we should turn it into a musical. Maybe we can work that into our new adventure yet. - Back at the new Bat Boy, the musical. - Black market organ farmer. That was Dan, okay, the house. - Dan Parker. - Oh, that was good. - That was your name, rock solid answer. - Yeah, that's that. - Pause Fury, Pixar studio's 26 animated film. That was earlier. (all laughing) - Yeah, you want to resume it now? - I didn't know you were such Pixar heads. (all laughing) - Sorry to disrespect you. - The absent father, Hank Creme, who-- - Hank Creme. - spends his days working in the custard factory. Charlie went for that. That was also written by Dan, okay, the house. - Dan. - Damn it. - That was really funny. Oh. - Jordan went for the one about the mole rat, the mole rat on a mission. That was Charlie. - You little bitch. You got your revenge. - I did. - That was well written. That was fun. - And that means Aurelie was right. The one with Ricky Gervais, Michael Serra. (all cheering) - Pop's gay as well, I'm Jackson as well. - So without Jackson, he's in every movie though. - Yeah, it's a great movie when it's got three stars and you've never heard of that. - Yes. Do you know Blazing Saddles, the male Brooks? - Yeah, yeah. - It's like a reworking of that. - Oh, oh no, with Ricky Gervais. - That's so bizarre. - Isn't it out of horses? - Well. - They've fully changed the story to so it's about a samurai. - Oh. - A dog who learns, I don't know, I couldn't quite follow it, but apparently it's, yeah, it was a whole process went on there and there. Anyway, so that means-- - Sounds like a must see. - Yeah, ooh. - Oh man, this is the interesting things to the scores. I'll tabulate those quickly. But before I do that, let me tell you that, caught in a Dan, the movie was initially announced as a remake of Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles and was originally titled Blazing Samurai. But the writers of the original film received screenplay credits as the film lifts the plot in various jokes from Blazing Saddles and puts a more family-friendly spin on them. Wasn't super loved by critics, 54% on Rotten Tomatoes. Audience liked a bit more, 67%. A non-favorable review by Tim Cogshale writes, "This pretty much winds itself down "to a whole bunch of fart jokes." (laughing) Whereas another reviewer, James Crude, doesn't mind it writing, there's arguably enough action, visual, verbal and scatological gags to keep the kids entertained. I mean, it's not a high praise, but there's arguably enough. - There's something, there's lots of big colors and flashing lights. I'm sad for Michael Sarah. I wanted more for him. - So the final scores are in fourth place on one point. - The house. - Jordan. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - I'm more interested in an interesting game than winning. (laughing) Your answers were very good. - Thank you so much. - In third place on five points. So fair gap. (laughing) As Charlie. - Congratulations. - Charlie. - Well played. - It was the mole ride that saved me. - And Christ. (laughing) - It got really close. Only one point separate second and first. On seven points. - It's the house on eight points around. It's the house. Oh my God. This is a huge day. - Wow. - You don't want to see me. - You don't want to see me. - I'd like to thank the fans of this podcast. - Oh my God. - The other 50%. (laughing) - The good side. Oh my God. - Oh thank you. - A $20,000 cash prize. That's huge. Thank you so much for being. - Wow. - That's so good. - Of makeup by Anastasia. - That really is. - Yep. - I'm going at $100,000. (laughing) - And to celebrate, you're about to record an episode of Pop Guys. - Yes. - Some people will be able to tune in. So it comes out every Thursday. - Yes. - And you're talking about basically just Pop Trends. - Pop Culture. - Pop Culture. - Online stuff. - Our own lives. - Mm-hmm. - Lies and scandals and allegations. - Yeah. - All the fun stuff. - Sometimes it's relevant. Sometimes it's stuff from the Oscars in the 50s. (laughing) - Oh, and also you're doing a live... - We are. We're doing Cheful Earful on the 6th of October, which is also famously my birthday. So unless you want Jordan to be really sad on her birthday, please tune in to Cheerful Earful. Tickets are available online. - Yeah. - You come in person at Stupid L Studios. - Yeah, you guys are doing Cheerful Earful as well, aren't you? - Yeah, we're doing Saturday and Sunday. Which day are you on? - Sunday. - Sunday. - Oh, cool. - Oh, we'll see you there. - See you there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We're so hungry, breweries doing a pop up bar. The whole car park out there front is going to be a, like a beer garden. - Oh, stunning. - It's going to be so lovely. - Wow. - I think it'll be great. So you can come live or you can stream online, but if you're in Melbourne, come live. We haven't done a live show before. It'll be great. - This is the first one. - This is the first one. - Amazing. Yeah, that'll be great. So, come down. - Yeah, yeah. - You're going to find out that we have crippling stage fry. (laughing) - We're actually very shy. (laughing) - Yeah, that's, I'll stage you all on stage. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Thanks so much for listening everyone at home. Give us a pass over to you. Why not tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it. Listen to pop gays. Check it out this Thursday. Or, you know, there's 100 plus episodes already out there. - Yeah. - Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew With Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I'll be Matt Stewart. Goodbye. (upbeat music) - I mean, we like rib all celebrities and then we'll just somehow end up pissing off stands of like a particular celebrity who are like, don't you say shit about it. - You can't say. - Yeah. - They can't accept that people are layered and flawed. - Yeah. - And it's funny. - We had a bit like a clip from Dougal on about this. There's a Canadian guy who lost his leg from cancer and he ended up running across the country to raise money and he's a hero over there. And we didn't know about it and we're here in the story. And we put out this clip that was just a joke, you know, peripheral to him. - Yeah. - But it is annoyed a lot of Canadians. (all laughing) It wasn't even about him. Like Jess is telling the story and she's like, to start the run he dipped his foot in the ocean. And Dave's like, oh no, Terry, you're going the wrong way. (all laughing) You're on the land, Terry. And we just took that for a bit of a walk. - That's funny. - I was going to do it with him. He's always the most harmless thing. - Yeah, yeah. Also, he doesn't even have anything to do with like, his like lack of limb. - No, that's just sort of nothing to do with him at all. The joke was Dave misunderstood what happened. (all laughing) The joke was him. - Yeah. - Well, I got canceled this week for being an ace phobe. - Yeah. - What does that mean? - I'm an asexual phobe. - Okay. - Because of a very misunderstood joke that was up online. - Oh no. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Ace phobe. - Yeah, like a car, the car, the ace, but. (all laughing) - That's wrong with that. - That's much cooler. - I'll do a Kings Queen. (all laughing) - They're five naces, can fuck off. - Yeah. (all laughing) (upbeat music) - Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests are at the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart in this week's guests. A host of the pop, oh, I'll say that again. (all laughing) - Other flops. (all laughing) - Take the flop guys. (all laughing) - Oh my God, us and another universe. (all laughing) - What are you talking about? - This one. (all laughing) - I am, yeah, I'm reading this. - Yeah. - And that's, it's a matter of brutal that I'm fucking it up, but I'm literally just reading the words. - That's so nice of you to write something out for us. - Yeah. - We don't even do that for ourselves. - No. (all laughing) (upbeat music) - Alpha but did give me nightmares as a kid. - I think it makes sense. - Yeah. (sings) - She's scary. And that lady, she adds a skin condition for the rest of her life because of the green makeup. - Brutal. - What the, and kids were scared of her forever. She went on to Sesame Street on all one of those shows, that show that-- - It was Sesame Street, yeah. - Oh, what's Sesame Street? And they were like, hey, look, she's just a nice normal person. And they had to take it off the air 'cause kids were so scared of her. (all laughing) Like I broke my heart here and I-- - She was trying to be like, I'm not scary 'cause people on the street would be like-- (all laughing) - She's trying to re-brad, that's so funny. It's like when there was an episode of Pokemon that gave all the kids seizures, that was like the original one, I think, yeah. - Episode that gave kids nightmares. - Yeah. - Wow, I did not know about the seizures. - Yeah. - Yeah, wow, bro. - It was full on. - Yeah. - I think just in Japan, I think it ended up, I think they fixed it before it got-- - Yeah. - Outside. (all laughing) Outside of Japan. I think Japan is inside. (all laughing) I don't know what I was outside of that. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - I think I did a do-go-wanna episode about a story from Monster. It was like a while, like, some sort of religious thing happened there years ago and people got put up in cages outside the cathedral or something. - Yeah, that's just a normal Tuesday in Germany. (all laughing) - It's funny 'cause, like, that wake, I could have told you everything about it now. I couldn't even tell you the crux of it. - Sounds like I never said a game of Thrones. - Oh, yeah. - I think it was called the Monster Rebellion. - Okay. I love that. - That's pretty rock 'em all. - Sounds like a great name for a punk band. - Yeah. - It was just-- - Damn, Monster Rebellion. - An attempt by radical Anabaptist to establish a communal sectarian government in the German city of Munster. - Wow. - And we'll do anything except go to therapy. (all laughing) - Are you getting-- - I like, oh, I forgot, I'm still, I've got something to do here. - That's such a look of panic. - I was about to go, all right, the answer room. And I'm like, I haven't looked at 'em, I haven't got to cut and paste 'em. (all laughing) Very important role. But yeah, somehow that meant that people ended up in cages, strung up outside the cathedral or something. - That's crazy, yeah. They're pretty intense about, what are the two main ones? Catholicism and the other one? - Protestant. - So much so, I feel like when I went to school, there were like two different classes. You didn't just have religion, you had one or the other. - And they're both Christianity. - Yeah, how different can they be? - Yeah, pretty, pretty differently. (all laughing) - I don't know if I remember this correctly, Charlie, but is in Catholicism, is it 'cause I did a communion? Did you do communion? - Yeah. - We had, the idea was that like we were eating Jesus. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, whereas we-- - And drinking his blood. - And drinking his blood. - And did you get presents? - At Christmas? - No, at-- - A folk communion. - Yeah, yeah, something. Like for first, we're all wore our weed that are like cult-y white. - Yeah, like that was the thing I was jealous about, people doing it and getting a gift. - Mm, yeah. - And then also, confirmation was the one that scared the shit out of me, 'cause that was when we, oh wait, no, reconciliation. Was it? - Yeah. - Where we had to like confess for the first time? - Yeah. - What did you say? - Oh, you just make something up before you go into the booth. You're just like, oh, I like hit my brother today. And then they're like, say 12 Hail Marys. - That was probably true. (all laughing) - Did you do that too? - Yeah, I was like, I was mean to my mom. - Yeah. - But I had to, I wasn't allowed to do confession inside a booth, 'cause my mom was like, they're all petals. - I loved her, she was the head of the guy. - Yeah, she was-- - Yeah, for the first-- - The whistle bar. - Literally. - She just loved us for you. But there was like a group of us who had to do out, like confessions in the States and the church. - In front of everyone. - Yeah, no one could hear, like we were always like, secretive. - It's like with God. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No. - It was so funny. I mean, it's not funny, the given circumstances. - Yeah. - But it was funny, my mom going up to Father Jeff and being like, I know it's not you, but I really can't trust anyone. - Yeah. - And you being like, fair enough. (all laughing) - I need a Jeff. - Yeah. - That's what I mean. He's in a tight spot there. He can't be like, I'm gonna put my foot down on the side. (all laughing) I don't even know what I'm in the box. (all laughing) - Again! (all laughing) (upbeat music) - You're gonna have to look up Hatsune Miku, Charlie. - Hatsune Miku? - Sun. (speaking in foreign language) - Oh my God. - Let's see. (all laughing) Oh, she looks cool. So she's one of the Vocaloid singers. - Apparently, she's like the biggest name in Vocaloid. That's her. Oh, wow. - Oh, that's cool. - Oh, that's cool. - She can look open for my show anytime. - Yeah, yeah. - Where was she at the brown though? I love that look. I would love it if one of the brown though, if someone went to the brown though in like a full like proper like anime cosplay kind of thing. - Fuck yeah. - When like like acting like it's like the VMAs, you know? - Yes, like Lil Nas X arriving in that like space suit. (all laughing) - A hundred percent. (all laughing) - Or what if they literally brought a hologram as their date? - That's even better. - That's smart. - I would love to see that. - Now you're thinking like a pop game. - Mm-hmm. - It did not take me long. - Yeah. (all laughing) - I'm gonna slip straight in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You've been infected. (all laughing) Just like hemorrhoids. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Oh my God. Mr. Popula. 911. (all laughing) We're calling you. - Why is someone calling me? - It's always alarming. - I just, I always assume it's bad news if someone's calling. - Didn't you say you got a call from Egypt recently, Jordan? - Grace. - Grace keeps calling me. - It was, they were calling Josh on that same day. (gasps) - There's some scam. I also got a text from someone being like, "Hey babe, it's Brianna. I'm not gonna make it for three, so you can go on without me." - You're like, "Go fuck yourself." - And I was like, "You're a fucking scam." (all laughing) "You're a scammer who's like, who knows?" I'm gonna be like, "I'm so sorry, babe. I just, this is the wrong number." - Yeah. - And then she's like, "Where do you live?" - Yeah. - Do you guys get all the WhatsApp like big booby girls that are like, "Hi, I'm new." And I'm like looking for help. - Yeah, I get them on my Instagram DMs. I just like, there's a new one actually, where it's like, "If you wanna watch me struggle, cook a tortilla, come to my page." And I'm like, "What are you--" - Baby, I can struggle to make a tortilla in my own home. (all laughing) - Amazing, like how many people you have to spam that to define the niche mark. (all laughing) - That's exactly what I wanna see. - I can't hear from scratch. She's a flower and a water. - Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what type of men fall for that. - I reckon we'd be surprised by how many. - Yeah. - Well, yeah, you're saying it's the new thing, like you've seen it more than once. - Oh, I can show you my message requests. They're actually just like, porn. - I get that too. And people, like girls always tell me that they get messages requests from like, of course, men being like, "Can I see your boobs?" I wanna like hang out, blah, blah, blah. I just get bots being like, "Look at my pussy." (all laughing) - Yeah, yeah. All of these. - Wow. - This. - Yeah, yeah. - And then you open it, masturbating alone. Does anyone want to accompany me on a video call? - I can't believe it. - I need a scruss. - I need a stimulant. (all laughing) - I love to like put through Google trends like 10 times energy. - I need a stimulant, so. - What? (all laughing) - You really want to feel a hard penis all caps with a cucumber emoji. Wanna be stabbed and broken hard. Serving dates, wink. (all laughing) - I wanna be stabbed. - Sorry, we're desecrating your very sacred pod. I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - Yeah, you're all gonna have to go to reconciliation. - Yeah. - I am. - Thank you. - Outside the box. - Exorcism. - Outside the box. (upbeat music) - Thank you. Oh, I recently learned where the name Carnegie comes from. Apparently the town, the council wanted to get funding. So they changed their name from someone else to Carnegie 'cause I was a rich guy in America called Carnegie. - I mean, the Carnegie Company. - The Carnegie Company. - Yeah, yeah. - Did it work? - And he just did never responded. They wrote a letter saying, "Hey, we're named our suburb after you. "Could you kick in for our new project?" And he just didn't reply. But they've still got the name. - And they've called Carnegie Hall. - Oh, really? - That's so funny. - And it's still called that. (laughs) - I love it. - But it's like just this beat up community hall. - Oh, wow. - That's a real sad story in a lot of ways. - But imagine booking to go see a state of the art, symphony at Carnegie Hall, and then you accidentally end up in Carnegie Victoria, Australia. - You've just told your pilot, "Take me to Carnegie Hall, "they have this other stuff." (all laughing) (upbeat music) - Open your eyes. - No, the amount of times I used to see Hallelujah performed in church, or church services at school, and I'm like, "This song is about sex." (both laughing) It's so full on. I love it. - They're recontextualizing it. - Yeah, yeah. - Giving all the kids something to-- - Sex with God. - Yeah, leave room for Jesus. He'll make you come. (all laughing) - I should tell you Jordan, the 50% of our listeners are hardcore Christians. - Oh, cool. - So just, you know. - I'll keep it. - I have a slide overlap with the hardcore anti-vaxxers as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's not exact, but-- - I'm complimenting Jesus. I think he's hot. No matter how ever you think he looked, he was hot. I like Italian Jesus. I like how many different countries I'm seeing, they're depictions of Jesus. I saw one in Scotland that just looked like a Highland man. - Yeah, like a red beard and everything. I was like, all right. - Love it. - As long as he's got ripped six-pack abs. - Yeah. - I'm happy to say him to me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Then the one thing everyone agrees on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - From Jesus's ripped. - Yeah, he's ripped. - His cock was huge, but he was multi-racial. (all laughing) - Look, it was a carpet, you know? He would work with his hands. Of course he would be ripped. - Oh, it's gorgeous. - It's beautiful. (all laughing) - And he's also white. I think everyone agreed. (all laughing) I think we're all, I'm pretty sure we know that's, I think just based on where he was from, that seems pretty well. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Well, my last name is Bar. And the bars make Iron Brew in Scotland. - Oh. - And so we always were like, maybe we're related to the Iron Brew fortune. - You would be. - But it turns out, my granddad isn't my real granddad. (all laughing) - Oh no. - Only my great granddad. It's where it actually dutch, which dutch ends Scottish. - He is close to cash. - So my last name should be Camp, which is fitting. (all laughing) - 'Cause you love sleeping in tents. - I do! - Passionate about it. - Ah, but what would you know about? - It was 'cause my great-granddad, my great-grandfather cheated on my great-grandmother, and so she left him and married a new guy, and he adopted my granddad. - Oh. - But we only found this out because someone in the family got into like, ancestry.com, like no one knew. And the court documents, the judge ordered her to go back to do her marital duties, 'cause basically the husband was like, "What was I supposed to do?" She wouldn't let me fuck her. (all laughing) But then she ended up getting out of there. Good for her. - She is. - Independent queen. - Yeah, we found out not too long ago that, yeah, one of like a great, great grandmother, she was the secret second wife, and she didn't, she didn't know. - She was the other woman. She was the other woman, she didn't know, yeah. - There's so much second family shit is so common. Like more than you think. - Yeah, yeah. - That would've been shocking. - I just got the time. - Who's got that time? - Look out, I think everyone's like that, but it doesn't-- - I make time. (all laughing) - I think now it's like a money issue. - Yeah, I think it's totally money. Like back then you could like support a family on a single income. - You could support two families. I'm a single income. - I just think some people don't want it enough. - Yeah, absolutely. - My day used to have, you know, your dad would have three families and he'd be able to provide for them with one part-time job. But you can't have them anymore because of woke. - Because of woke. - That's so funny. - And so true. - Yeah. - I should also say, Charlie, that 50% of our audience is woke so-- - Oh, yeah. - Is the other family. (all laughing) - That is also true. Yeah, I'm so sorry. - So yeah, that's a 50/50 split. Half awoke, the other half of the other family. - There's like-- (all laughing) - And they leave and catch up there alone there from-- - From "Fingerville." - Yeah. (all laughing) - That should be like the new, if you were ever gonna write a musical, 'cause I mean, that's your background, right? - Yeah. - Musical comedy or whatever. No, musical theater. - Yeah. - If you do a new version of Romeo and Juliet, but one family's from "Fingerville" and the other is from "Catch Up Town." - Yeah, that's really good, actually. - Wow. - That's what I was writing down in my phone before. - Like, you know who just called you earlier? That was Broadway. - Yeah. (all laughing) - You said we've got a deal. We're based in Grace right now, by the way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're like, "Shut down, mama, me, or four." We've got a bit of a fucking idea. - Yeah, it's like, actually there's logic behind it too, 'cause the production costs are so much lower in Grace. - Yeah. It makes sense. - It's like "Newsies." It's like, it's like the hottest "Newsies" coming out of "Catch Up Bill." - Oh, I love it, and it's stripped down because "Catch Up Bill" is ugly anyway. (all laughing) (upbeat music) - Okay, I think I've done mine. - You've done it. You wouldn't have been able to take any of that in, but she lives quite a lot, casting the penises. - Yeah, that's it. - I hope some of it bled through to your answer. (all laughing) - Subconsciously, it's coming through. - You're about casting penises could mean a few different things in different industries. - That's true, in the smart industry. - In the smart industry, you're casting a penis. In the healthcare industry, you're casting a penis. - Yes. - Would you ever need a cast on a penis, 'cause you don't have bones in there, do you? But you might hurt it. - Oh, you can break a penis? - Yeah. - Yeah, would you cast, would you plaster to fix it? - Maybe it'd be more like when people get like-- - Yeah, like a little like opsicle stick on the side. - Yeah, yeah, taped around. (all laughing) - At risk of splinter. (upbeat music) - I'm flostered. - Oh my God, do you know what it is? It's the moon. - It's the moon, it's that mini moon. - It's a mini moon, something is happening. The other day, I had a really fucked Saturday. I just completely forgot about something. I showed up and all of the girls there, I was really apologetic and they were like, "Don't worry." It's the moon. And then they told me everything that was happening and I went, "Thank you, I'm gonna use that." - That's for the next three years of my life. - Yeah. - It's really good news. - Yeah. - I'm glad it's something, it's the moon. - It's the moon, it's a eclipse and we're all fucked. 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Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Jordan Barr, Aurelia St Clair and Charlie Lewin (Pop Gays)!
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