The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast - Full Show: Todd McComas on the BOB & TOM Show

Todd McComas, comedian, host of the Heartland Radio 2.0 podcast, and member of the Pat McAfee Show 2.0, guest hosts the BOB & TOM Show. Join VIP to get the full show podcast:: https://www.bobandtom.com/join-vip/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Duration: 3h 7m
Broadcast on: 30 Nov 2018
Audio Format: other

Todd McComas, comedian, host of the Heartland Radio 2.0 podcast, and member of the Pat McAfee Show 2.0, guest hosts the BOB & TOM Show.

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Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was. She was bitching about last night. So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business, the toilet paper is gone. Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day. So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocktail if you cross my path because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. Well, I was running late for work, so I poured me some coffee at go. And just before I had a flat tie, I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tattoo in my hand, he shot me with pepper spray. But it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocktail if you cross my path because it's a great day. I'm saying it. They're going to for me to whoop somebody's ass. When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tie, but he fired me anyway. So here I am out in the park in a lot. Just waiting by his call, man. I'm going to give him a goodbye present that he never will poke at the sign together. Because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day. So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocktail if you cross my path because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. We get paid extra for this. No, you get in front of the three. The rubber napa, all the part studios is the bob and time show. Thank you very much, Ace. That's some great walk. That was a long pause. I thought I was going to do something. Josh Arnold. Hey, got one's here. Time to go, Mrs. Ear. Morning Ace. That's going to be in Jessica Owlesman and our relationship expert, Ally Breen. Ladies. All today. All right. All the ladies of the club. No. We are live in the napa auto park studios. Chick McGee, apparently back in the USA, and we heard that he was playing land. I saw footage of his plane landing, yes. Okay, okay. So he will be back theoretically sometime this week. We'll find out how his trip to the UK was. Todd Macomba sitting in the media. Todd Macomba's former police officer. Yes, sir. Left the force of your own, I think that clear. Yeah, it was my choice. This is good. Isn't that line of work? You wanted it to be your choice. We have to leave. Yeah, of course. Also, former Marine, although one is never a former Marine. Probably not a Marine. And if we determined you do have the USMC test, I do. I have a small one. I went like half in. I didn't get the big Eagle Globe and anchor. My dad has a little. It's a upper left arm, just the four letters USMC. Okay, cool. Nice. That's that's valid. That's great. Yeah, some teenager goes to the mall and looks at the thing and goes, well, I guess I'll just get squiggly or whatever that will. Or like my buddy in high school that we got the full Eagle Globe and anchor covered his entire arm from the elbow up. Wow. And then was turned down by the Marine Corps. I was going to ask if they have tattoo parlors in the Marines, like on base. Well, just right outside the base. Yeah, let me make a killing. I bet. You know, I ask because I watched Gomerpile the other day. Yeah, go go go go go go. Gomerpile, obviously clean up. Only Marine didn't get a whiff of the Vietnam War. Peek of the war. Only Marine with a trampoline. The reason because that raises a good point.

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