The Joe Rogan Experience - #1279 - Jessimae Peluso

Jessimae Peluso is a stand-up comedian and television personality. Checkout her podcast called "Sharp Tongue" available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Duration: 2h 34m
Broadcast on: 07 Apr 2019
Audio Format: other

Jessimae Peluso is a stand-up comedian and television personality. Checkout her podcast called "Sharp Tongue" available on Spotify.

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Last chance for romance here. Otherwise we're just gonna film and then put it up. Is it live? Really? - I centered my chi. - I centered my chi. - You made it happen. We've been having problems with our try caster. He doesn't want to try. It's like, not today, every third show. - I'm tired. - It won't go live. - I centered the chi though, I sent the energy. - Dude, you made it happen. This is a rare waking bake day. - I know. - I don't do this. - You don't? - I get shit done first, usually. - Can you not get shit done when you wake and bake? - I kinda fuck off things if I get high at nine o'clock in the morning and I'm like, ahhh. What's important, really? - I get stuff done. - Really? - Yeah, I'll do my cup of coffee and a joint and I'll get some stuff done. I joke that it makes me super motivated to do not a goddamn thing, but I get stuff done. I mean, all the stuff I get done is I vacuum seven times. - I cleaned my apartment like four times the other day. - That's a meth thing. You sure someone's not slipping a meth into your weed? - I mean, come on. Let's not put all the rumors out there now, but you've got any-- - Eddie Bravo used to say that about girls. Like if he was dating, Eddie used to work at a strip club and he dated a lot of the gals that were performers there and he said, you really know when a girl's a meth head 'cause you go over a house and it's always clean. She's always clean and they can never clean enough. - Maybe I'm a meth head or just a Virgo. - Apparently it's speed freaks, not meth head. I'm sorry, speed freaks. When people are on speed. - Maybe coffee is the thing that does it to me and then I just get focused from the weed. There's not one ounce of dog hair in my house.

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