#1012 - Brendan Schaub
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Joe sits down with Brendan Schaub to discuss the upcoming boxing and UFC fights.
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Oh false flag five four three two Yes Yes ladies and gentlemen Yes, we're here. I'm sorry. We didn't go live earlier folks. I know I tweeted it 20 minutes ago We just said a bunch of shit. We could never talk to you about gossa a lot of it. I do it dicks As usual of course when jobs on it's about dicks Got to do what you got to do dicks and gossip speaking dicks that fucking thing you're driving around You drive around a kid's toy. That's a straightaway. It's so crazy. Mr. Fuck boy Dude, I was cuz I came straight from the airport. Tell me what it is. It's a slingshot So it's uh, there's you know, it's a three wheelers So it's big two wheels in the front one in the back. It looks like Bruce Wayne's like yeah I'm like that mobile like weird toy. It looks like you shouldn't be able to drive in the street You're like wait a minute. How do you you could just drive that around? I know how does that work? That's a car. Is that a car? Like what is that? I don't know what it is But technically it's considered a motorcycle and you know, I have the helmet I wear the helmet Sometimes kids if you're listening definitely wear a helmet when you have it But I was I parked at the airport because I want to park my Porsche at the airport Yeah, I parked at the airport and then I I thought I'd have time to go home Because I landed this morning from San Francisco I thought I'd have time to go home and change the cars out and then come here and you know take a shot or whatever But I didn't so I was like, I fuck out of this drive all the way down there go on the 405 over the hill Wow, it's lovely though. The winds in my face. Yeah, I got fucking 80s rock on It's fucking I was feeling myself man. I thought did I mean people are like me like that's either the coolest guy I've ever seen or the biggest tool in the world. It's fucking hit me with your best shot I'm just fucking flying man. That's hilarious. You listen to the Pat Benetor. Yeah Just wow this shit, too. Oh My god, I love it man because again I would never get on a motorcycle because this thing's so big so it's a little safer little It's people can see it. Yeah, much like the fuck up can't see it That's a big part But this thing I mean when to my face I can see like everything man like a car You're showing clothes this I love it and the stick shift like I feel like I'm one with the road. Oh, it's a real Oh, yeah, really with a clutch. Oh, yeah, that's even that much better. It isn't it isn't driving You feel I feel more like I said with the road. I feel like a like Paul Newman or some shit like a race car driver Especially with that thing. That seems like the sweet spot between a motorcycle on a car. Exactly. That's why it makes sense And the gas mileage on it is super beastie. It's awesome. Oh probably weighs nothing right nothing little engine in it's fast But if you're ways can you pick it up? I don't know we should try after this Yeah, I wish I picked up you and I can definitely pick it up if it weighs somewhere around like like a really light light car It's supposed to be the most fun to drive They say like a 1973 Porsche because they're not they're not that powerful, but they don't really need to be Yeah, it's a 1973 Porsche has like 200 horsepower. It's like wow There's a fast little car because they way you can get them down to like 1900 pounds. That's insane It might my GT3 is 3000 pounds. I think which is not so it's very light. That's why still That's why when you're buying a Porsche if you get the target. There's so much heavier Class than heaviest fuck. Yeah, all that bullshit. They look sick though. They do look cool But I don't think they are especially the old ones. I don't think they're the most rigid I don't think they had that debt like I used to have an NSX that had a target top. What do you got here? 1700 what year is that? No, that's the slingshot. I thought you thought you're saying Porsche. Wow, that's light
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Joe sits down with Brendan Schaub to discuss the upcoming boxing and UFC fights.
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