The Joe Rogan Experience - #1011 - Tom Papa

Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His latest special "Human Mule" is available on HULU now, and you can also listen to his podcast "Come To Papa." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Duration: 3h 29m
Broadcast on: 13 Sep 2017
Audio Format: other

Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His latest special "Human Mule" is available on HULU now, and you can also listen to his podcast "Come To Papa."

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're going to go live. Five, four, three, two, one. Tom Papa is obviously some sort of a nicotine junkie. He's using a knife made out of a nail to scratch open the box so he can get at these cigars. I feel like Ben Franklin used this knife to open up wine once. Well, no, that's from the pygmies. Oh, really? Yeah, they made it for me. Look at their little handle. My good friend Justin Ren, who's been on the podcast a few times, he's this amazing guy that makes wells for the pygmies. He was a former UFC fighter and now he fights for Bellator. He's in their heavyweight division, this big teddy bear of a guy, like the fucking nicest guy I ever want to meet. And he goes to the Congo and builds wells. And we've helped him out. We've got some people that donate Bitcoin, which, by the way, is worth more money now. So what I'm going to do is take whatever it's worth now and just give it to the Congo people. We've got to wait this week. We're going to wait. JP Morgan guide screwed it up. He fucked up the Bitcoin. I didn't understand the Bitcoin. I could just make it go up and down fast. Ooh, how's it look? Look at that, the cigars. Beautiful. They look luscious. How many people-- This is what you offered somebody right before you screw them. Joe, have a cigar. But isn't strange. Stop and think about this. When you are buying a cigar, let's think about the kind of people that you think of smoke in cigars. I think of a Jay-Z type character on a yacht, right? Just looking out over the beautiful ocean going, I did it. That's fucking did it. I mean, there's no denying I'm here. Jay-Z's got a fat gold rope around his neck, right? And he's puffed on a cigar. He's got a-- Drink some champagne. Or maybe a nice martini or something, like a gentleman.

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