The Joe Rogan Experience - #870 - Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and reality television host. Check out his book "Life of the Party" on Amazon and his podcast "The Bertcast" on Spotify. His comedy special "The Machine" debuts on Showtime 11/11 at 10pm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Duration: 3h 33m
Broadcast on: 08 Nov 2016
Audio Format: other

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I'm just worried that they're gonna clog up the dispensaries the people will yeah cuz now that you have to use to wait in the waiting room sometimes right now that it's gonna be legal I don't know how they're like one in one out thing it's gonna be a fucking nightmare are they allowed to just open up now the general public is that how it works I was just looking right before we started I think they have until 2018 to start issuing licenses and 2018 the current dispensaries can only sell to their current patients what they can't sell to people walking off the street they're gonna change some rules oh oh but 2018 before they start giving out licenses have until that long they don't oh they can push it until that long oh if they wanted to hold back and dig their heels in huh interesting so we have at the very most a year before it just get becomes like Colorado just Carl I was goddamn wild when it happened in Colorado too took about a year before they figured everything out have you uh have you been down and gone down to like the areas of Colorado where they're selling pot now yeah I went with you right but did you did you we didn't go down oh yeah I went to a couple stores on my own without you I guess yeah yeah I haven't I've driven by them but I haven't gone in and and checked them out but that's what's gonna happen here it's gonna be crazy and it's gonna be better for everybody it's gonna be better for the economy it's gonna be better for people my wife my wife doesn't doesn't smoke weed at all and voted yes I'm good you done yeah yeah yeah yeah um she uh she voted for um yes to prop 70 64 that might have been my favorite night moment of the whole night last night yeah that's pretty awesome and that by the way that I give a hundred percent credit to Jamie that was like you gave me an ace in the hole I was sitting off the side I didn't even have a mic at the time I don't think and Jamie just goes breaking news enhance me his phone I wasn't even reading it off the phone but I grabbed the mic and I go guys I have breaking news prop 64 has been legal been passed in California the place went nuts Joe lights a joint I ripped my shirt off started slapping the stage Bill Burr took it in it Bill Burr gets high Bill Burr gets high and he passed that joint like he had ended past him a couple times he was like I'm good I don't smoke what pot I'm a whiskey guy and then he was like fuck it yeah took a legit hit yeah he was stoned too that was star wrong weed that's that LA speed weed shit I don't know what strain he's got but good Jesus lord oh mercy what a night such a beautiful night that was probably the most fun I've ever had on a podcast I keep I've said that before because I had so I've had we've had some fun ones together oh yeah but that one might have topped it off I don't think I've ever laughed any harder like Burr had me laugh and harder than I mean it's just as hard as you can laugh it was so fun everything was fun yeah the Burr had me you had me with that line uh I could you guys see that picture of Trump looking at his wife voting and you were like what did you say I said that's the way I give my dog when he gets too close to my cat hey motherfucker leave her alone it was that whole show was so quick it was so yeah it was literally like uh like they were doing double dutch with comedy yeah and you had to know when to jump in and when not when to hop out and yeah I said this to you this morning or this afternoon that first 100 hour and 33 minutes was not that much talking over each other well something happened that I wasn't aware of but people started just showing up that weren't invited and sat down I didn't know we're just sort of sorting that out now like there's microphones that were there and and you know there was people that we had asked to come that were kind of waiting to get on and then other people just sort of walked in and got on I don't think it was clear to them I don't know how it was set up I don't know but it's chaotic when you have more than two people yeah just two people's hard sometimes to manage conversations but then you get three and four and then you're playing in front of a live audience and then people are just coming in and jumping in so there was a couple of issues I guess I wasn't paying too much attention we're too drunk we're gone you bailed out when uh when you went into the set well when I went into a set that's apparently when Burr and Sarah Tiana went at it I missed all the goodness look it all I'll tell you is that I've been doing comedy 17 years I am well aware that Bill Burr's practice of comedy is to assemble brilliantly laid arguments that you wouldn't normally agree with to go head to head with him in a debate about porn would not be something I

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