#841 - Greg Fitzsimmons
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Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian. He also hosts his own podcast "FitzDog Radio" available on Spotify.
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- We're live. - Yes, dear. - This is how we're gonna start off. We're gonna build today, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna start slow, and we're gonna build Gregory. How are you, buddy? - Joseph, we have a lot to talk about. - We do. - Jesus, we got an Italy trip. We were both overlapped in Italy. - I fucking love the bit you're doing about the guy over there. - I don't wanna give the bit away, but-- - But I'll just say it's this guy. So a guy walking on the street, my sister pointed out, he, they're just so fucking animated over there, you know? Like you see, Italian Americans are kinda animated. Italian Italians, the guy's walking on the street on his cell phone, and I don't know what he's saying, and he's getting so animated. He stops, puts his briefcase down so he can pinch his fingers together and wave his hand up and down. (both laughing) - With the cigarette dangling and-- - Have you seen the Italian Dan Bilzerian? - No. - There's an Italian version of Dan Bilzerian? You see, Dan Bilzerian, who's this super wealthy poker player, gambler character, international playboy type dude, worth fucking hundreds of millions of dollars, and just every picture's him in a jet, and him getting blown by 50 chicks, you know? Well, there's this guy in Italy, and all he does is take videos of him and his super hot fiance dancing, and apparently he's this huge celebrity in Italy, and he's an older guy. - Yeah. - He's not that, he's actually my age, but he just looks older. Oh, look at that, 50 year old millionaire is cooler than Dan Bilzerian. - Oh, he's fucking ripped. - Oh yeah, he shredded. - Tatted up. - And he could dance. Go to his Instagram page. - Oh, I love that guy. - One of them became famous. - No, that's not it.
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Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian. He also hosts his own podcast "FitzDog Radio" available on Spotify.
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