(upbeat music) - What's up? Before you get to your episode, I have announcement to make. My name is Brad, I host work advice for me. And now I am getting a co-host and I want you to meet her. - I'm Claire, you might've heard me on the floor recap show on reality check with Brad and Heidi. And I am so excited that Hopecast wanted some new talent to co-host with Brad and they brought me on. So make sure that you download work advice for me and make sure you turn into our episode November 5th. We can't wait to have you join us. - Yes, November 5th, we will be alive and you can watch us on YouTube. So stay tuned and follow us if you haven't followed us. We'll see you on the Hopecast Network. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - This is the Hopecast Network, content that you actually want to listen to. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, take a seat and relax as we take you on a journey through another movie torture. (laughing) Let's check in with Brad as he's worried if MTV will find his report card. Ashley is out on the town looking for some good Chinese but starts to wonder, is this place up to coat? And Jacob decides it's time to do some interior decorating. Time to get rid of those lambs. Now let's jump into the eye. Hello everybody. - I was like intentionally looking away from you. - I was just looking at you the whole time. - I was like trying to make eye contact with Brad. - No one told me and her actually had eye contact. She's like, look at me, I'm like not a little too good. - Oh my God, I was like looking at photos of muffins on my phone so that I wouldn't like look at you because I wanted to give you that grace and respect. (laughing) - That's pretty funny. - It's pretty good, Jacob, I like our new entry from you. - That was really good, Jacob. - Yeah, I really appreciated that. That's pretty good. I like it, I like it a lot. - Brad is like reading his, are you like writing in your diary or something? - Yes, I'm writing. Jacob's intro was very unique. - Yeah, I don't like what I was doing. - No, it's blowing us up on the YouTube so I could see if we had any dialogue. - On the YouTube, on the YouTube. - Yeah, I was-- - The YouTube's. - I was told it worked today by a co-worker, they like how I add the lead to everything. The YouTube's, we're going to the Walmart. - The Facebook. - The Facebook. - The Walmart's. - The Walmart's are going to the Target. - Yeah, we got a lot of fun things going on. - You also, I guess, make everything plural. Targets, Walmart. - I do. - The Target. - Blockbusters. - The Blockbusters. - Oh, wait, that is the Blockbusters. That already is-- - No, it's Blockbuster. - Is it? - Blockbuster, yeah. - Well, I've been calling it Blockbusters. - That's where I read all your movies at, Ashley. I went to Blockbuster and read them. - Yeah, they don't even write them very high, too. - You know, I didn't know this. - I didn't know this. - Well, Jacob and I have discussed, we should do an Ashley movie month where we have a couple of your movies on. And you come on and talk about them. I mean, we definitely got to do your Nick Cage one. It's only to be right now. No, Amazon Prime, it's Amazon Prime. - Yeah, I remember when it was on Netflix and I was dating guy, or no, we weren't dating, but I met him on Tinder and we were about to go on a date and he goes, "I watched your movie." And I was like, "This date is canceled." - You're like, "You beat over." - Wait, you canceled the date because he watched your movie? - It was just where he was like, "I watched it late last night in preparation for the date." And I was like, "You know, I had one line, right?" Like, "What did you prepare?" - He judged you on everything off that one line. - I was like, "Are we still getting sushi?" 'Cause then I'll show up, so. - I gotta say though, if I was going on a date with somebody in a movie, like you, I would have probably prepped with a pre-movie what? - Yes, yeah, but only if it's like Zac Efron. Like, if I had one line to Nicholas Cage and Wendell Pierce granted, I thought I did incredibly well asking them what they wanted to eat in the movie. - What was your line again? You told us, what was it? - It was, "Can I get you two anything else?" - Okay, I want to try your line. - I got to walk into the scene and then walk right out. - I'm gonna try your line for the movie. Tell me if I would have gotten the part. - Okay. - Can I get you two anything else? - Well, okay, so now you're Southern, which is fine. - Yeah, you're right. - Here's a thing, my audition was not that. My audition was like, I sent in a tape of me as one of the very like, hardened military. I don't remember what it was, but it was a very rough scene. And they were like, "We see you as Waitress." That was just my name, Waitress. - The Waitress. - And then watching the movie at the premiere, I was like, "Well, yeah, I definitely wasn't going "get this role of the hardened military fabulous person." But you know, thank you for your worries. - What listeners don't know is, Ashley sent her audition tape in the movie Torture. And we're like, "We see you as a good guest." She passed through about five interviews and she finally got on. So that's good. She's here now. - And it usually takes about six interviews to get onto movie Torture, so, you know. - Don't wanna toot my own horn. - MTD's in the house. He wants to say, "Hey, he doesn't see me." - He didn't see me in this chat. Where is he? - He should be somewhere. - Oh, I see him. - Hello. - He was in a chat. - We're watching chat. Hello, MTD. He's here. - Woo-woo. - I'm right. - I'm saying hi to MTD. He's there. He never misses unless he's shot. - Wait, I did not write hi. - Well, I mean, it's, I mean, you gotta get that. - I wrote hi. - Am I wrote? - But it says from Ashley. - It shouldn't, I didn't say, it's weird. - It says Ashley hi. No, look, see. - Maybe he's telling you hi. - No, it says I wrote it twice. - Keeps, live keeps freezing, he says. Uh-oh, that's not good. - Wait. - Might be as in, might be the internets. - I am scared. - The interwebs. - The interwebs. - I said hi, hi. So, yeah, me. - No, that's me. That's coming up as Ashley saying hi hi. - No, it's coming up as me. - No, it's not. - Might as coming up as Hopecast Network. - No, yours is Jacob. That's coming up as Ashley. - Well, I just said it. It looks like it's Brad on my end. Don't be trying to take my credit. I'm kissing the ring, man. - Look, I just wrote blah, blah, blah. - Is that coming from you? - It's coming from you. - It's coming from Brad. - It's coming from Brad. - Holy sharing. - Do we have a joint account now? Are we joining? Is this it? - I have no idea. But since we're talking about a horror movie, now I feel like I'm just living in a horror movie. - Oh my gosh, when you say horror movie, you mean very, very thinly veiled horror movie. - Well, maybe not just in genre, but our real life as we are watching. - Yeah, hi, NTD. We are watching, what are we watching, Jacob? Tell us what we're watching. - So we are watching The Eye, which is a remake in this particular one came out in 2008 with a very unheard of anymore, Jessica Elba. - What do you mean, I need more, she's-- - She's so irrelevant right now. - No, she became a business woman. Hello, honest company. - But what I'm saying is no one even knows who she is anymore. I asked this young people that were today. Now, most of these people are like 17 to 18. - That's different, they might not know who. - And they were like, "Who?" - No, yes, that I get like a 17, 18 year old, yeah. 'Cause they're interested in, I don't even know who's like the cool actress. - I haven't even thought of Jessica Elba one bit until I was like, "Oh, she's in this movie." - Did you think about her more in 2008 or-- - Well, she was more relevant than she was in more movies. - Right. - Wait, wasn't she just in a Netflix movie? I'm pretty sure she just-- - Sorry, I think let's move it. - I think you're right, yeah. - No, she's like a bartender, some weird story. Yeah. - What is her, okay, what is her claim to fame? - Dark Angel or Honey? - Honest company. - No, but like what she, no, what she like, what put her on the map? - Honey, I've never seen Honey. That's gotta be a big torture. - That's how Honey when it came out and I loved it. - I loved it. - Was she not in some kind of like rom-com? - She was. - She was in all that rom-com since city? - Not since city, no, no, no. There was another-- - That very tame movie. No, she was in like Good Luck Chuck, I think, but that was later, that was like 2009. - That wasn't her, was it? - Yes, it was. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, she wasn't-- - But that was later. That wasn't like, like during the mega, she was like huge from 2003 to like, - So here's some movies that she was in. - Good Luck Chuck was 2007, not the way. It was before this crapper. - So she's in Fantastic Four. - I remember that. (mumbles) That's beautiful. - They're saying they were-- - I would rather say Jacob Rip one than watch another just album movie. (laughing) - Coding right up. - I didn't like Jessica Alba, I am nothing again, so I think she's wonderful. - I think she might be a nice lady. - I don't know her personally, but I actually, I don't know, I don't think she's bad. - And I think she's beautiful. I think she's, no, I think you're wrong. - She was a never-being-kissed, I don't make sense. - She was, she was, I'm just go Barbie. That was her line. - Ah, okay, okay. - Hey, here's where her career went, started to go south. - Never been kissing a great movie. - I feel like she thinks that, I feel like she's on top of the world, Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver server. That's probably her peak, right? 'Cause she's in a superhero movie. - Yeah. - Then she decides to work with Dane Cook, and that's probably not a smart move. - Yeah. - She, he's not that funny. And then he goes to good luck, Chup. Then she does Awake, which I saw at the movie theater. - Oh my God, with Hayden Christensen. I love that movie one of June. - Yeah, that's where she's awake during the surgery. - That's right. - No, she is, he is, she's not. - Okay, well that movie sucked, but here's where she did- - So you didn't even pay attention to her. She didn't have surgery. - Right, then she does the eye. So she's like, I'm gonna follow Awake with the eye, but, she follows that up. With Jacob's all-time favorite movie, The Love Guru. - Oh no. - Oh no. - Okay, no, I'm sorry. - That's my husband like her movie. - It is garbage. - Yeah, I feel like that's when she was like on her way out of like mainstream, you know, popularity. I still think she's mainstream for like, look, she's Jessica Alba. She's never not going to be like, Jessica Alba. But, you know, she might not be well known with like the teen. That's because she moved on to like, you know, The Honest Company. She was on the cover of Forbes. - She hasn't had a movie in the theater in probably since Mechanic Resurrection 2016. - I don't even know what that movie is. - I don't even- - Yeah, I've never watched it. I've never watched it. She was in- - Is that one like a mechanic is resurrected? - Yeah, that's where Jason states him, I think. It says states- - Oh. Well, he's in one of my all-time favorite ridiculous movies. - What? - The Meg. - Oh, well, I mean, all you gotta do is go back to the Meg 2. We reviewed that on this show. - That's the worst movie. No, I hate the sequels back- - Go back to listeners, go back to listen to the Meg 2 review. It was hot garbage. - There was- - There's not enough Meghan in it. There's not enough shark in it. We need to see some shark in the middle of the shark. - Yeah, it was horrible. And there was no like actual storyline. I hate when movies are a movie just to be a movie. - She was in Little Fockers. You mean the worst- - Yes, I think she- - Worst Focker movie. - She was the one he was working with. Then she tried to like seduce Ben Stiller. I haven't seen it since it was- - How did he not fall for that? - Well, he was- (laughing) He was married and he loves his wife. What do you mean? - Yeah, I guess you're right, yeah. Well, he was he married to in that movie. It was just a beautiful blonde woman. - Oh, it was a kid- - It was like a halo. - Yeah, she's a halo. - Yeah, yeah. She was in Machette, which- - Yep. - Yeah. - She got on that Robert Rodriguez train and he started making crappy movies and she joined him. He said, "Let's go make some crappy movies." So she's like, "I'll make Machette, I'll make spy kids." And no bad ones. - I didn't see the new spy kids, but I will say the original one is fabulous. And like, but like scientifically doesn't make sense. Like the mom is 26 and was a spy for 10 years, but also left being a spy to raise her kids who were like nine and eight. So like the mathematics of it all like don't work, but it's still a fabulous film. - She was in one of Brad's all-time favorite movies. - What? - What? - Into the blue with Paul Walker. - Oh. - He liked using Paul Walker. Paul Walker, quite possibly one of the worst actors in Hollywood. - Whoa. - Winnie died. - Winnie died. It was really sad. But I never thought it was. - It was. - Okay, early Paul Walker acting. - No, I liked him in "The Pleasant Bill." "The Pleasant Bill." That's a great movie. - Early Paul Walker acting was terrible. He was like, "Hey, she's my girl, Freddy Prince." She's all that, bro. Like he was terrible in Chicago. - Oh, I remember that movie. - Yeah, Varsity Blues. - I know, I don't know. I know, I think I don't agree. I have to rewatch it, but I just, I don't know. - I actually don't agree. You don't have to do everything we say here. - Yeah, I don't. - I'm not a Paul Walker fan. The fact that we've not had a Paul Walker movie, I don't think we've had a Paul Walker movie. - We should do "The Pleasant Bill" 'cause I think that's a really good film. - That is a good movie. - This is called "Movie Torture." - Yeah, but we, which, but I don't know, it's torture for some of us. - Why would we do good? - For you, it's torturing you. - No, I like Pleasant Bill. That's a great, great movie. Reese Witherspoon in my top five back in the day. She was beautiful. She's not as much anymore. - She's still, what's, Brad is all one today. What, she's not beautiful. - She is, but she's not my top five anymore. - Okay, well, things, I, okay, fine, but like that. - She's like, oh my God. - But I get made fun of. This girl's made my top five. I get made fun of all time for this girl on my top five. You're gonna make fun of me. - No, I won't. - Yeah, the girl that's in-- - You don't even know her name? - That's sad. I'm old, man. She's in, oh gosh. What's that movie? - Um, Brittany runs a marathon. - A marathon? - Uh, Jillian Bell, Jillian Bell. - Is she the lead in it? - Yes. - Oh, I know who that is. - Okay, yeah, she's a comedian too, right? She's funny. - But she's in here. - It's good. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, I got made fun of her. I'm like, hey, look, she might be, she might not be a 10, right? He's supposed to pick 10s when you do your top fives, right? - No, you're supposed to pick what you're attracted to. Has nothing to do with it. But it has nothing to do with anything else. - But I'm interested to say she would be fun 'cause she jokes a lot. So she would have a great personality, which would make her fun. That's when I put her in my top five and went, hey. But they said that's not how the game works. The game works. - Well, who are you playing? - You must follow the rules. - Yeah. (laughing) - This is like a wake up. - My wife had Jamie Foxx, and I think she's moved him out. So go figure. - I bet I can see that. Jamie Foxx is a hunk. - Mm-hmm. - Sorry. - Well, we all get to talk about those fun people. We get to talk about the eye. (laughing) - Me and TD's like bring it back to the app. How much did this movie make in the theater? It couldn't be much. - I feel like you were trying to-- - The budget was $12 million. - Okay. - Really? - That's realistic, I guess. - Role was in US and Canada was $31,418,000. You're kidding me, right? - Wow. - This movie made $31 million. - $31 million. - I know, I paid, I went and saw it in the theater, but-- - I realized watching it now that I had never seen it, but I will say it felt like they were trying to make, like, they were filming it, like, they were filming another ring movie. Like, I feel like they wanted to bank on that type of like horror, and I put that in quotes because, like, I didn't, I found it more, it seemed like they were trying to make it a little bit more intellectual. It was just missing the mark. - Yeah, yeah, it really, you're not right. It felt like they were taking, like, three different story, like, five different story lines cramming into this one. - Yeah. - Like at one point, I thought it was the sixth sense, and then I was like-- - Yes, and then the air devil got introduced, like, with their super blind powers, and then, I mean, even her, as we'll get more intense, but even when she got her eyes, like, the powers that she had with her eyes now were completely different every single time. Like, it wasn't consistent, like-- - And why was she, yeah, the burning stuff, like, it didn't, so there was a fire, and then there was going to be another fire that she wouldn't need to be warned about. - It's been a fire. - But it didn't make sense, and then she becomes blind again, like that, like, it-- - Yeah. - It didn't, I didn't fully understand why there was such a, she kept having these visions, 'cause we weren't told whether it was a flashback, Flash 4, or whatever the heck. - Right, okay, first, MTD won't, MTD let us know. It made 58 million worldwide, which-- - It's showing that I typed it, by the way. It's showing Ashley, Ashley. - It's showing Ashley. Did you show it Ashley typed well, 58 million? - Yeah. - That's funny, that mean you're just sharing it. But this movie has a trope that we see a lot on movie torture, it doesn't make sense. That's a joke that we notice in a lot of movies, they don't make sense on here. - It does. - We could call this the "Don't Make Sense" podcast, because nothing makes sense in these movies. - Like, how are you gonna, how are you going to, in the beginning, you're basically, it's the sister's fault why she's blind, which they don't touch on, until you're by halfway through the movie, when she's firecrackers. Well, she leaves me down a whole tunnel of questions, like, how did you go blind by firecrackers? You have no scarring on your face, you have no lifting. - But also, did they-- - Should I do a recap really fast before we get into-- - You should, you should. - Yeah, because I have something on that. - I wanna know. - Okay, so here's the quick synopsis. Every guy's dream girl in 2004 stars in this movie, and he's blind and lays an instrument. Is it the violin? Is it the violin, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - She can't see, but yet she can. She knows when guys are trying to cross the road, she knows it, she's like a sea and a hot dog, and she decides to get a new eye. She gets that eye, but half the movie she can't see, 'cause it's blurry, sees some dead people and sees the dead come get the dead people, and then realizes that she's got eyes from a dead girl. I guess I didn't know fire, I don't know her if we don't care. And then at the end, she begins with her playing an instrument. This movie wanted to be the grudge, so bad, man. - It wanted to be the grudge, it wanted to be the ring. It really wanted to be like more of a, like a taken seriously type of, I actually don't remember the grudge, but it wanted to be more like taken seriously. What I will say about the eyes, the firecracker thing, so didn't she acknowledge that she tried getting a retina transplant before, but she rejected them? So where are these other blind eyes coming from that she has currently? If they tried to do like an implantation before and she rejected them, what are the blind eyes she has now? - No, I think what she was trying to say was that her body rejected them, that they didn't work, so they just put in her old eyes again against them. - Yeah, but for me, like when I put these together, - You're bad. - You're bad. - Are they going to the garbage can and going, let's get her eyes out, we got them, we gotta put them back in, they're not taken. - Basically, we got the bamboo back in his eyes. - And also, those like, the figures that we're taking these recently deceased people away, that was like kind of like an homage to ghost, I felt like. - A little bit, exactly, though, go ahead, sorry. - No, I just, I felt like there was so much happening, but it was 16 different movies in one. - They had those things were not even scary, which was their point to be scary. It was hilarious 'cause they were like guard dogs for the dead people leaving, 'cause they would just growl at you if you paid attention to them, and they would just turn around and growl at you, and then go on its way. - Yeah. - How are you? - How are you like my kid in the morning when I try to get him up, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, right. - You're like my personal birth control, Brad, 'cause every time you talk about like, you're good kids, I'm like, maybe I should rethink. - Kids are great. - Kids are great. - When they're other people's kids are great. - Other people, yeah. - To your point, Ashley, like you said, they were just trying to do so much in different things in the movie, 'cause one moment, her ability is to, she sees dead people, sees the ghost people, then it's, she sees the ghost people, before people die, so she could save them, but then she has visions with these eyes, and then these visions cause real things that happen to her on the outside, so it's like. - Yeah, and right, and they didn't really, at first she was seeing all of these dead people, then it was only the recently deceased, and she was seeing them being let off, so you didn't really, I couldn't get what the point was. - They would've been better off just making it like a daredevil where she could just have special powers. - It was almost like, we were talking yesterday that Jennifer Garner should've just been in this movie, right, like she would've probably been, you don't think so? - No. - All right, Megan's Electra, Electra, just shows up in this movie. - Oh, no, I can tell you that I need your powers. - Jessica Jones shows up. (laughing) - I like Jessica Alba, I like Jessica Alba in this movie. - I'm here to train you. - Yeah, I'm here to train, MTDs there, he's like, "I've trained Jason, I can train you." Let's put these eyes in, let's go. (laughing) She's like, "I'm gonna need to see your resume," and he's like, "I've trained Jason Voorhees." I don't know if Voorhees, "Oh, Crystal Lake, you know him." (laughing) - Jacob and I were having a conversation yesterday, Ashley, and I was legit thinking this was in the scary movie October month, but we're in November. - Yeah, it's a hard move. - And he's like, "No, man, this is remake time." And I'm like, "Oh my gosh," 'cause I said, "This is easily the worst horror movie we've reviewed this month." He's like, "But it's not Arma." - Yeah. - But yeah, I would like to see a movie where MTD comes and trains her, also, to walk. She is a great, she'll be a great guard dog. You know what I'm saying? You take her around, you walk with her, she can- - Are you talking about Jessica Alba? - Yeah, who are you talking about? (laughing) Jessica Alba would be a great guard dog 'cause she knows when a bus is coming and she can't see. - She sees better than me. - She's gonna run over, what are you talking about? - Yeah, she stopped the- - She stopped the- - No, I got her. - She was walking into the street and the car stops, goes, "What are you doing?" - Yang. - I'd be like- - I'd be like- - I remember the very fifth point in the movie. - Was that when she had her eyes that were not- - She had her eyes. - Yeah, see, she was still fuzzy then. She lost her powers, her new eyes were in. - Here's the thing that's stupid about this movie. This is stupid. Like, if I was blind, and I'm her age, let's say I'm blind and 30, I don't want new eyes. Because you know how much pity I'm getting from the chicks if I'm blind and I'm single? Oh my gosh. - But she doesn't need pity. - But I'm thinking about from me, if I'm blind and I'm single- - Wait, another thing about the movie, when she didn't recognize herself in the mirror, it made no sense. They didn't tell us who she was actually seeing and who her family was seeing. Like, we don't, I don't get it. - Right. - It was dumb. - But that's something her family is seeing, her. (laughing) But she's seeing this whole new person in the mirror, but they see her. - Right, but she would know who she is, because she had- - Yeah, we think so. - Herself already. - But right? - Back to my blind theory, before we get onto this. There was a movie back in the late '90s. I went to the theater and saw it called At First Sight with Val Kilmer. And he gets these magic eyes put in him and he can now see Mira Sorvino back when she was popular. - Okay, again, I'm thinking if I'm blind, chicks would be always guiding me everywhere. You could do so many things you're not allowed to do as a seeing person, as a blind person. - You should probably keep this stuff to yourself. - No, no, I don't mean inappropriate stuff. I mean, you can wear clothes that don't match. You don't have to fix your hair. Nothing matters, Ashley. - Are these things like plaguing you in your everyday life? Like, you never want to wear things that don't match. (laughing) - I'm glad to do it. - Do what I did. - Yeah, do what. - Just stop caring. - You don't have to care. I don't care what I'm wearing. You know how you can look to shovel. And the chicks are gonna be like single brad before I got married to the best woman ever. They'd be like, "Hey, man, he's blind." I get the handicap blacker. Oh, and I don't get to drive. - You're not driving. - Yeah, true. I'm not driving, but if Jacob drives me around, he gets to take the advantage of the handicap. Brad puts a cane in a dog. - The dog. - In CD. I mean, a cane in a dog, and I'm walking around. Okay, you got to choose. Death or blind, go. Which one? - Oh. - Death. - Oh, no, man. - I don't have to listen to people. - No, probably. I think, I mean, I wouldn't want to be there, but probably-- - Not to be. - I can just take the little three. - Oh, I don't know. It's hard because you want to know what you look like, but also maybe this is horrible, but maybe death, just because you can communicate. You can learn sign language and the people around you can, but it would have lined up with you. But I don't know, I mean-- - For me, yes. - I'd want to know, I feel like, what things look like, whatever, like, I don't know. I'd want to be able to see. - Well, I would like to start a dating show on produced by Hope cast and movie torture characters, cast members. - I'll host it. - Where we put death and blind people together. - Never mind. - And see if they would date, like, it's like the Helen Giller events. (laughing) - So horrible. (laughing) - So we're canceling this point. (laughing) - Here's the thing, like, even her character is movie, she is not suffering. She is doing pretty well for herself. - Yeah. - As a blind lady. - No one's trying to take advantage of her either, which is lovely. - And she's making some money. - Yes. - You see, these says blind would be much worse. I think death, because I don't want to learn sign language at my age. I'm like, I'm not gonna learn it. I don't want to learn to read lips. - You don't have to. - 'Cause that's what Ashley would do when I was around. She'd go, (mumbles) - If I would do that. I would do that just to piss you off. But I come to you with MTD. I agree. I think if you have all of your faculties and then all of a sudden something happened and you have to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. - Here's the thing, blind. Like, say I owe you, like, $50. I can just hand you one dollar bill and be like, hey, I paid you back. Thanks. And it wouldn't be the wiser. - I think you're gonna get so much sympathy. I get tired of driving. I never have to be driving it. - You don't, like, see your kid. - I feel his face. - Oh, yeah. - That's what you're doing, like. (laughing) - There's so many things, like. - Like, I could listen to a movie. I could, I would listen to every podcast on the Hopecast Network. I would listen to lots of laughs, for sure. - You don't already? - I'll listen now, just like MTD. Use a pencil and paper. (laughing) I do feel like there would be some creeps, like trying to take advantage of Jessica Alba in this movie. Like, why are we not seeing that? - Yeah, I feel like, also the doctor. I kept waiting, you know, I feel like, in these, like, sort of, like, lower-end horror movies, it's always like the semi-love interest that turns out to be bad or in on it randomly. And I kept waiting for the doctor to turn and be like, I conjured the blah, blah, blah, blah, for your eyes, it's all, I mean, all this stuff. And he just, like, there was no, like, resolution. Did they start dating? Like, it was, also, their relationship was weird. Like, I've never, whoa, what in, sure. - Okay, I know I just interrupted a great conversation, but my name is Brad and you may be listening to me or any of the other talent we have on this network at Hopecast. We wanna thank you for listening, but also, we want you to like and subscribe to the show you're listening to. So, when you're done listening, go on the iTunes or the Spotify and leave a great review if you like it and follow the show on Instagram and any other platforms that it's on. I think we're on TikTok, so follow us on TikTok. But make sure you leave us a review. We love good reviews here at the Hopecast network. Now, I guess I'll let you get back to your show. - Hello, everyone. My name is Ashley, our post time back and I am thrilled to announce my new podcast on the Hopecast network, Lots of Laughs, where I will be chatting with comedians, restaurateurs, and everyone in the entertainment industry about comedy, duh, pop culture, and of course, a little bit of food. You can follow lots of Laughs on Instagram at lots of Laughs podcast and lots of Laughs will be available on Spotify, iTunes, anywhere you listen to podcasts. So like, follow, subscribe, and I cannot wait to nosh with you. (upbeat music) - This is Dr. Tate, 'cause he was like on call. - Yes, but he was on call 'cause he just got album. But, I mean, if it was me or Jacob, he'd be like, "Hey dude, call my secretary." Like, I'm my answer. - Yes, you don't get the cell phone. - Ashley, let's me and you write this movie. - Okay. - Because I think Jacob would go with-- - We have like 16 movies in the world. - We do have movies, we gotta write it. - I know. - Okay, let's write this movie where it's a comedy. This is Netflix, found. And maybe Tubi. (laughing) Pluto TV, who knows? - Pluto or Roku. Okay, there's a girl who is a certifiable 10, and she is blind. And she meets a guy that she really likes, who is like a four. And this is like shallow, how reverse. So she falls in love with this guy. She thinks he's hot, tells her he's a 10, she trusts him. She's like, "Man, this guy." Like, dad bods are in. And then, halfway through the movie, she gets her vision back. She gets hit on the head, boom, she sees again. And she has to try to figure out how to ditch this man. But he is a cleaner, he doesn't wanna leave. And so, she has to start doing things with him, like going out, being seen in public, because she doesn't wanna be that girl. We could call it that girl. - We actually, I mean, it's not a bad idea. We should start writing that. But I feel like a lot of your movie plots have something to do with like one person not being attracted to the other. - Or with that, or you're taking the word. - You ended up watching a romance movie though, like, and then she eventually falls forward. - I feel like a hallmark girly, like I love Christmas movies. So I like to see two semi-decent looking people just fall in love and bake cookies together. Like that's what I want out of a movie. - But I wanna see a hot girl fall in love with an average dude. - Yeah, but otherwise what you do is you do that. You do that, but instead of her, like, trying to get rid of him or ditch him, she doesn't believe it's him. And he spends half the movie trying to convince her. No, it is really me, this is who you fell in love with. And she's like, no, he was handsome. And he was, he's like, no, it's me. - That's one. - But eventually, she comes to love him for who he is. - A liar. - He has a twin brother too, which makes it even worse. And she thinks it's the twin that's in my MTDs and he'd watch that. - I watch that. - The twin brother's the 10. - Yeah, and he's the 10, but she likes the twin. But then you cut the photos of him and her together. And she's got her blind, dark glasses on with the stick in the photos, which makes it even funnier. - Well, I'm so, like, I'm so at a loss for this plot line. - Oh, shit. - Her friend is like, sign me up, I'm just grabbing a TV tomorrow. - Her friends have been trying to do the whole movie to convince her that, no, this guy's not a 10. You're with the wrong brother. - Yeah, she doesn't know, like, what scale it's on. - That's right. She doesn't understand the scale, yeah. - They're like, it's not how the game works. It's like I took it, but my buddy's like, it's not how the game works, okay? He's not a 10. - You got it all wrong. - What are you an idiot? - I mean, I'd, for sure, I'd give it a watch. I'd give it a watch. - Well, would you give it a pencil and a paper and write it? - Maybe. We have, like, a zillion-in-one movies that we're writing. - We do. MTD says, "I'd watch the text." - And I believe MTD. - Yeah, I mean, you have to. He's the, he's the godfather of this network of this shit. Anyway, back to this crapper of the movie. - Here's the idea, yes, real quick with that too, because again with her powers and never being the same in every scene that they changed. Literally, every scene was a different. So now you have the little kid who is dead in the apartment, worried about if his dad's going to find the report card. How come he's not being taken away by the people? Why does he stay? - On top of that, the woman, the mother, who then asks, like asks Jessica Alba's character, like, "Is my son here? You see him, right?" Like, "How does Ashley, you could stuff stuff stuff?" - You didn't know you're going to be a star, actually. MTD is giving you, wait, wait, wait. Are we reversing that? Is she going to be the one that looks down the four or is she the four? - Yeah, which is a-- - Yeah, we're, we're, we're. - Yeah, so then the motor's like, he's here, isn't he? And she like-- - Right, like it didn't, it didn't make any sense, but I wanted them, honestly, I would have rather they expanded on that storyline than the going to Mexico and there happens to be one fire and then another fire, like a couple hours later that are not-- - Well, through this whole movie, all of this, just for the end to be like, oh, her main goal was to save 40 people in a future event that's going to happen at the border. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, like, why did she, first of all, how did she predict that? And two, like, just don't show up. You know what I mean? Like Jessica Alba, it kind of, like, Jessica Alba was supposed to prevent it, but didn't Jessica Alba kind of cause it? - To some degree, I mean, she saved the people. She lost her eyes again, but she saved the people. - All right, yeah, I-- - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Wouldn't have gotten casted at before. - Thank you a lot. The NTD says, "Breathe, it's the boy for you." - I'm in the town! (laughing) - Yeah! - Yeah! (laughing) - Let's talk about the best actress in this movie, Chloe Grace Moretz. Does that actually-- - Oh, yeah. Well, Chloe Grace Moretz, and Pat is also in this, and she's great. - Second-time Parker Posey's been in a movie torture, and she's wasted in this movie. It used to be one of my favorite actresses. I don't know why she's in this movie. - She must've-- - Yeah, you don't get the casting. Yeah, the casting didn't make sense. They don't look like sisters. But although, I didn't think Jessica Alba was, looks like bad in this film. - Yeah, come on, Pat. - Her acting is horrendous. - Did we just say this? - How did you-- - Yes. - Here's how you know that she was horrendous in the movie, because this scene had nothing to do with the movie. And they're like, "Well, we gotta save this 'cause Alba stinks in this film. So we're going to appease all the 2004 teen men out there, and we're gonna make sure she's in a shower scene, when you see her butt crack, that will save the film. - I was gonna mention that. - It didn't 'cause I can't even remember that scene. - They made such an effort for her to not dry off after a shower and put on a very light tank top, an underwear that had a bow on it, but it was so close up that it didn't make any-- Like, the first thing you do when you get out of the shower is towel dry. I mean, I use a bathrobe. It dries me. So I don't understand people that put clothing on when they're still wet. - Yeah, I don't like that. But again, they were just trying to appease the boys who like her, but-- - Back to Chloe, right, she's a great actor. She's good. - Yeah. - She's a good actor. But she's wasted this movie. My thing is, she should have been dead the whole time. That would have made it a little creepier. Like, she's-- - Yeah, I thought that was going to be the case. - Yeah, like-- - Like, it was gonna be like a sixth sentence thing. - And what kind of hospital are they? M.T.D., you've been to the hospital. I've been to hospitals. What kind of hospital just shut down at night and is that quiet? 'Cause anybody who's been in the hospital knows, you get woke up about every two hours in a hospital. - No, no, no. Did I just thank you, M.T.D.? - No, that's-- - I did. I said thank you. (laughing) - That couldn't really-- - Looks like it's me. (laughing) - If the teacher meets it, thank you. He said it's freezing up. - She's been full on recovery and they throw her with this, like, pull her in on her death bed. - Yeah, yeah. That was so weird. Why was she sharing a room with someone after such an intense procedure, too? Like, I don't-- - Yeah, that was Hollywood. - That was Hollywood. - You're sharing a room. I mean, you even thought she was in, like, Mexico doing this, 'cause it was like-- - Yeah. - I mean, she should have been, like, Cedar Sinai, or what's that place in Beverly Hills, like, getting it all, like, getting her eyes put in. - I think that's Cedar Sinai. - Yeah, she'd have been there. That's where all the slavery died, right? That's where they go to die. - I thought she would be at, like, Lennox Hill in New York. Didn't this take place in New York? - Oh, is this New York? - Oh, Lennox Hill. - No. - Yeah, I-- - Okay, you bring up a great point. I don't know where this took place, because you remember when they go to Mexico, he's like, it's a 15-hour drive. - Yeah, 15-hour drive, right, right, right, right, right. - No way, it's New York. - Lennox Hill in New York. - Right! - Did you ever watch that on Netflix, Ashley? - But all the shots that take in the city is, like, New York. Lennox Hill. - Yeah, that's a-- - Did I ever watch it? I'd been there. - No, did you ever watch the reality show on Lennox Hill? - There was a reality show? - Well, it just followed doctors at Lennox Hill. - That seems like so, that seems so against the law, like, or HIPAA or something. Like, I just feel like-- - I had one of the doctors on work advice. He came on, one of my very first guests. - And what did he say? Was it, like, insane? Like, how do you-- - It was a quick, like, 10-minute chat, but it was-- - But I don't even know how legally you could do that. Like, what are some of them that are like-- - You gotta sign a release, like, if I come in there, I sign a release. - Yeah, I would never-- - Yeah, I would never-- - I would never-- - I would never-- - I would never-- - Yeah, I would never. - I would never-- - I would never-- - Bragg gets TV famous, 'cause of those foot fungus. - Oh, my gosh. - You see that? You see that-- (laughing) What's this? You see that cyst in the back of his bag of disgusting. - God. - That lymphoma, or not lymphoma, lipoma. You see that lipoma? - And then every time Bragg goes on a date, they search him, and that's what comes up is this scene of that. He just loses it every day. - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah, they're like, "I saw you on Linux Hill." I'm like, "Oh, my gosh." - Wait, when was-- I'm looking it up. When was Linux Hill, like, a thing? - I had the few years ago, Dr. Langer, David Langer. He was one of my first guests on "Work Advice for Me." - Oh, Linux? - Yeah, Linux Hill. He's a great guy. It was really nice. You know, K-Molipod didn't share it, didn't care. But hey, he K-Mol, 10 minutes, and you can't even tell. - Wait. - I'm not hating, or I'm hating. But back to this movie, when she looks that up, Jake. - This is so weird. - This, it just, I want to be in that hospital, 'cause it doesn't make sense to me. Like, I want to be in a hospital where you get to sleep at night like it's a hotel. And there's no nurses run around. - Yeah, they like take your pulse every, like... - Some little girl just randomly running around into people's red rooms. - Right. Like, how is that possible? Come in, we haven't checked Brad's pulse in 20 hours. Look, he's still alive. He's stuck again. - That's right, yeah. - Yeah. So, you know, all in all, I don't know. It's a stupid hospital. A hospital I like to go, but it's still stupid. It's almost like, it's like on the... It's like, I want to see like Zac Efron sure, not Zac Efron. - Me too. - Zac. No, yeah, I know you do. What's the... Zac, what's the guy from Scrubs? I want to see him show up. - Scrubs, Zac Braff? - Yeah, we got the Scrubs crew showing up. That would make this movie funnier if they showed up. - Hey, what up? - Yeah, but it's not too constant. - It should have been. - It would have been a better movie. Where would we have been in this cast? Where would movie torture have been in this cast? - Oh, I guess Ashley is definitely the album role. - Really? I was thinking I was Parker Poosy. Am I Abba? I'll be Abba. I mean, I do not have her face, skin, lips. - We think it looked like her. You're just Abba. Hannah, first lady is going to be her sister, Parker Poosy, who tried to kill her with firecracks. - Yes. - Yup. - Where's producer Gary at in this movie? - Is the orchestra director? - Oh my gosh. - I think she's just a dead guy that walks around in a Hawaiian shirt. And she's like, "I keep seeing a Hawaiian shirt guy." - Yeah. - I mean, that could be him. - Well, MTV has to be your dad. And he has to blame your sister for the eyes all the time. She comes over and he's like, "You took my baby size." - Wait, there was a dad in this movie? - No, but I'm creating it. - No, we're making this movie better. - I'm afraid they cut that out of my TV. - She was going to be the best basketball player. And now she's blood. And then he holds it against Hannah, your sister. - I could see it. - So who's the therapist? - Gary's her brother, Gary's her brother. - There you go. - The goofball brother, who takes her around and he drives her places to get groceries. He holds her hand across the street. And everybody thinks it's her boyfriend. And she's like, "It's my brother." In G.C. breath, I'm going to not skip E.L.T. (laughing) - I heard those pretty crappy. - We sang it for an old kippy breath. That's crazy. M.T.D. is like you're playing it. - You're looking good down there. - I heard it was full of crap. - Thank you, thank you. And then M.T.D. is like her dad. And like he loves Gary. Producer Gary is her brother. And he's like, "He doesn't leave I make fun of Gary." 'Cause he's like, "He's a simple man." It's like we're not going to make fun of Gary. - Who was the therapist that drives 15 hours to Mexico? - That decides to throw his whole entire career away in like two seconds. - That's going to be roged. - And doesn't even get a kiss. They don't even get it. - Nothing. - Also, who was that actor? I feel like he was just in this and nothing else ever. - Yeah, I think he signed up for the I and then they said, "See your way out of Hollywood." 'Cause he saw it. - I don't, I didn't recognize him at all. And it's interesting watching older movies like from the like early to late 2000s. - Oh, he used a lot of movies. - And people like seeing people that you recognize now as a star that weren't back then. But who is he? What else does he have? - He was in face off. He was in Jurassic Park 3, American Hustle. - Oh, that's a newer-ish one, still like 10 years ago. - And a lot of unknown main movies. - I'm trying to find what her salary was. - How did he get this from? - Yeah, I mean, maybe he knew her. - Maybe. - It doesn't say what she made in this movie. Her net worth, by the way, $197 million, which is- - Yeah, that makes sense. No, no, no, I mean, she has the Honest Company. - I don't even know. What is the Honest Company? What is that? - It makes Honest product. - For kids, children, and I think like moms as well. Like creams and stuff for like, I don't know, like breastfeeding and all the good stuff. - I feel like she lost a lot of money though. It's this article says her company went from 1.5 billion to 150 million. - Yeah, well, there was some, I don't know what it was, but I remember hearing something about sunscreen that was like actually very damaging to children, but I don't- - Yeah, I remember hearing something about that, yeah. - I don't know the details of it, so I don't wanna like give, I don't wanna give the wrong information. But that was like 10 years ago. When was this article? And are they referencing? - This article came out in 2023. Oh, so it's more recent. - We didn't hear much about her company anymore. - Well, she sold it, I think, right? - She did, that makes sense. - I think she's still on the board. Again, I don't know the details on that either, but I do, recently I think she sold it. - Can you be her biographer and just tell us all about her when we just need a whole episode just to get all the biography? I'll fall asleep, that'd be my ambient. - I don't know that much about her. This is literally just like hearsay. It's stuff like I've heard and I'm like, oh, right, you know. - Ashley, you should get into the reading of the Audible books, so I can download a book read by you. That'd be pretty funny. - Okay, I'll just make a bar on that one. - Yeah, who do I call? - I don't know, you just gotta get into the Audible business and go, I'll do it, I'll act it. - 1800 Audible, let me see if I can get the Audible. - You know what else? - You see me in the Cage's movie. I should be able to read it. - Yeah, you should cast it. - Yeah, you should cast it. - You know what else would be this movie funny, the part that I was really hoping for that, oh, yes, but that didn't happen. So I think this is where, after she just opened her eyes, so she's still very blurry. If she goes out and she's walking on those stones in the fountain, I was like, please fall in. Like, just missed it. - Oh, yeah, yeah, I did it. - They would have been fantastic that she did not. I was disappointed. - There's so many things I'd just have lots of questions about, but this movie just is one of those that we'll never answer them. - Okay, one more, so like the timing of how these shadow people work, 'cause most of the time, the shadow people are there and the people are gone like instantly. Like, she sees the shadow guy by the mom, and she's like, getting an ambulance, boom, she has an architect, and she's done. But then when it was the big dramatic end scene, it was like they had 30 minutes with the shadow people just standing around as they're running everybody out of the bus, and getting their way off the freeway. It was like the longest time ever. - I love how someone was like, is this a terrorist attack? She goes, yes. - She's like, yes, there's a bomb on the bus, yes. So like, there was no thinking like, it's a good idea. That's what I should say to get people off. - So she's screaming, there's a bomb, but no border patrol people are coming over. They're all just like, why are all these people running? - Actually, that's true. Another thing that I really don't like, that I feel like they do in movies, not so much anymore, but they used to, is that when there's just this big emotional eruption, like she goes in and starts breaking all the lights and everything and tearing everything down, I was just like, what? - I hate when they do that, where they like, make the character lose so much control. Like I get it, she is like losing her mind, but I just. - What I think was, they were trying to portray, right? She wanted to be blind again. She didn't want to see anymore. 'Cause she had her head wrapped up, her eyes all wrapped up. I mean, I would start gouging my eyes out if I was seeing what she was seeing. - Also, the doctor kept waking her up every morning, and I'm sorry, but the first thing in movies and TV when I think about was like, when someone first wakes up, how come they don't acknowledge that like, she has to brush her teeth? - Like the first thing. - Yeah, there's the first thing. - But that's the first thing that I think of anytime someone wakes up in a movie or TV show, and like, he keeps waking her up and getting super close to her and checking things out, and I'm like, she should not be breathing on you. Like she should go brush her teeth first. It's crazy. - Well she's in the hospital. - Brush your teeth, I don't care. - You get a pass. - When I was in the hospital, I brushed my teeth in the morning. - Well, I mean, you need to. I mean, that's the move, right? (laughing) - You had in movies, though, they're always like, what? - That's the move, right? - According to Brad, when you're blind, you don't care anymore. So it doesn't matter. - Yeah, that's right. You could let yourself go. But does that include stench? I don't think so. - It has to, right? - No! Your other faculties become higher if you can smell yourself. - Can you smell yourself if you're blind? - I do think so. - I do think you can. - But you need to use your own smell. You don't think you smell it. - We're still in a phone right now. What are you looking at, Brad? - 'Cause I'm looking up the eye. I'm trying to figure something out here. It's bothering me. - Is it like a timeline thing? Can we help you with it? - No, okay. I think I found it. Okay, I'm good. (laughing) Yeah, you gotta definitely go, you gotta brush your teeth first move. It's like in these movies where rom-coms when they first wake up and then they're like, making out, I'm like-- - Oh yeah, yeah. - Don't they wanna get fresh a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Like, little freshness, maybe. - No, yeah, I hate in movies and TV shows, especially with where they wake up and they're like so close to each other and they're talking and then like getting all like sexy and I'm like, mm, no. - That ain't happening. - It may be at the beginning of a relationship, but I don't know. - Not in the, not when you've been married almost 15 years, it ain't happening. - Has it been 15 years for you? - It will be next in July. I'm coming up by 15. - Also, oh my God. - Yes. - I'm a 16. - Jacob's a 16, yeah, we got 31 years here. - 31 and a half. - 31 and a half. - 33 and a half years combined. I like that. - My wife. - My wife married forever. - My wife, we dated for two months in order for two months and got married. - Love that. - We should make a rom-com about Jacob's life. - We should. - You know, he was a goth, he was a goth lord. - What's goth? - I want to see a picture. - I'm actually looking. - I'm actively looking. - I'm actively looking. - So we can put it on movie torture site, it's got to go. - Yeah, I used to have long black hair. I brought piercing tongue piercings. I have demon tattoos. I was very heavily into like Marilyn Manson. - Faith. - Death metal, all that good stuff. - He was a jawbreaker. - Yeah. - Honey, I have to see. I was really into like my chemical romance in high school, but like, it's different. - Yeah. - Well, do you mean, do some reviews as we round out this? Okay. - Let's hear these wonderful reviews. - Okay, I'm on Amazon. We love our Amazon five stars, man. - It's just from October 2024. - It's just from October 2024. - Oh, it's shameful. - It's shameful, it's right. On July 7th, 2023, which is still pretty, pretty close. - That is. - Great movie. Enjoyed it very much. I don't understand that. - The credits. - This one says, "Pervocative at our Smith rights in 2008." This is right off the moon. - Oh, okay. - "Pervocative and Bligh Thrillers." So despite the plot loopholes in logic, this viewer is required to overlook the overwhelming choice of the film is not compromised. Okay, here we go. This is a going from 2019, by the way, Thomas rights. Alba is a babe and a cool story. Cool, spooky movie. I thought it deserved more praise than it got. Jessie Alba just makes the movie better with her natural, gorgeous beauty. And she did some of her best work in this. Worth a look if you like these kind of movies. - I like it going back to the year that the movie came out or like a year after because that's when you're gonna get the most like real, I feel like-- - Yes, they do. - Yeah, I feel like the ones now are gonna be like-- - Okay, here's one from 2008. - Okay. - Great flick, Michael Peele wrote, it's supposed to be Jordan Peele's brother. You will not be disappointed in this movie. Yes, I was. This is much better than much. No, it isn't. Like he's been released lately. PQ and AQ are great. I think he's talking about Blu-ray. I love this digital copy. - Wait, I'm so confused. Was he responding to himself? Like-- - Yeah, I think he is. It's so confusing. (laughing) - I bring him on the show, 'cause he has like six personalities. - Oh, oh, this is the best one. 2008, Jason writes, "Maybe the best Japanese remake yet. "Just get out of the place, Sidney Wells, "who went blind at the age of seven, "resold to a firecracker accident." I'll only mention this as an interjection 'cause that's how it felt. The Parker Posey is a horrible actress who's completely forgettable. And they actually have some sort of deprivation similar to the star character in this movie. Despite Posey's black hole of suck, (laughing) Jessica, this must be her ex. Jessica Alba manages to carry every scene with her incredible beauty and acting ability. Despite the disability, she has moved on well. Oh, gosh, this guy wrote the whole-- Oh, I can't hear you all this. In the perpetual stream of Japanese horror flicks made it in the mediocre Hollywood productions, this is nothing more than a typical translation. Just like the commonalities in language, this movie comes across about as scary as many of the English signs I've seen. It may work in-- This guy gave him five stars, but yet he's saying it's the best remake and he's bashing it. I don't understand this guy, 2008. That's the logic you get, Ashley, 2008, more on. He needs an iPhone 16 producto. He does, this is terrible. iPhone garbage. Ashley, movie torture, movie gold, the eye. I'm going to go with movie torture. I was gonna, why, just 'cause it sucked, right? Just because I felt like it was trying so hard to be something epic and clearly it was for the time but as time goes on it just didn't really live up to it. The ring is way better and-- Oh no, well of course, but I feel like they were trying to be the ring. That's what I think. I think they were trying to be the next ring and it didn't work for them. But if this movie made 58 million in cost 12, I'm shocked they didn't make a sequel, "The Eye Too." That's true. I'm shocked somebody helped me get mad at us. You're right. I wonder if there's some research to that if we can figure out why they didn't-- We need to figure that out. Jugget, movie torture, movie gold. All right, at the end of the line, at the end of the movie, Elba says something about being a curse and talking about the curse. So I would agree with her that we were, we all share in a curse that we had to watch this movie and it was 100% movie torture and probably one of the worst movies I've watched since doing this podcast. Oh my gosh, it was garbage. No, geez. I've said in over 70 movies on this podcast, Ashley. I've watched a lot of stings. Yeah. And this movie definitely ranks top 10 worst I've ever watched on this show. Really? Oh my God. It is bad. Her acting is dukey. It is. I would rather just look at it and spoil it. If the cold moss could be-- Then watch her. Yeah, my cold moss could be way more interesting. And way more. MTD would sign up to watch my cold moss could be on TV, obviously, because he said that you see it. Cold moss could be so interesting. Yeah, but this movie is horrible. And I disagree with all those reviews. Even the guy that doesn't want to park her posing, great actress. I don't know why she's in this movie. I disagree with him. Yeah, I don't know why she's the best actress in this movie. Her and Chloe Grace. Gross, Chloe Grace, Maris. The shadow people acted better than just Galba did this movie. Oh my gosh. The Purify G.I. That was the shadow people. You know, we should have the shadow people come on the pod when you talk to them. Yeah, have them come on. They're just going to go out there. They look out too much for us. What if that was the way we let you go from pod, from the movie torture cast people? We'd bring them on. And then we'd have the shadow people take you away. Yeah, we're just like-- We just like growl. We got everybody. Her mic is just sitting there. And movie torture is going, I trained them to do that. My cheeks are starting to hurt from laughing. I'm doing like exercises. We need to get movie torture data shirt. This is I trained Voorhees. That's what we have. That would be amazing. That'd be epic. Oh my gosh. And where is it going to be? Like I trained Voorhees. He's like, you want to be the next mass killer? I'll make you happen. I'm the back of the shirt. It's the Golden Gloves of Crystal Lake. Oh my gosh, yes. He has that. And he's got a Michael Myers mask on there. He said, he's following. Everything. The ghost face. Everything's there. Michael Myers signed with a different trainer. He didn't get-- he didn't get Jason. He didn't get M.T.D. and he's mad about it. Anyway, hey, for M.T.D. for the second lady of movie torture, you can listen to Ashley on lots of laughs. On The Hope Cast Network every other Friday. She's got great guests. If you ain't listening, you are missing out. Great show. You are. And you will be-- her episodes will be on the YouTube channels. So you can tune in and see her on YouTube even before the episode drops. If you want to get ahead of the game, you can see her on YouTube. Jacob, I'm glad you're here, Minnesota. Jacob, thank you. Enjoy being here. For your amazing intro. My name is Brad. We will see you next week as we continue remake month in November. See you later. [MUSIC PLAYING] [BLANK_AUDIO]
