Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 31: Julie Rogelstad
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Better get out of here. (upbeat music) - Clean up. - My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole. (laughing) - Under hole? (upbeat music) - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughing) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. - No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, we're here. We're live adjacent, as sweet curbs would say. (laughing) - Adjacent. - Live adjacent. (laughing) - You know what that means. Anyway, welcome to the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Outlaw Country Show. (laughing) And yeah, it's gonna be a good show. - Hold on folks. - And with me is all. (laughing) - We're up to a good start. - We already started drinking early before the show, so we're already primed in here, so with me is always sweet curbs. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey. (upbeat music) - I thought we discussed this too. ♪ Sweet curbs with a twinkle in her eye ♪ ♪ Dances from the field where clovers lie ♪ ♪ Her smiles are charmed ♪ ♪ You cannot deny ♪ ♪ You'll adopt every critter passing by ♪ - All right. I'm telling you that's gonna be like, I can't wait 'til I pull up to a red stoplight somewhere, and I hear that blaring noise on this car. - Oh, I know that'd be hilarious, dude, you know. - I told you that happened to me, but it wasn't that fun. I was playing a Rocky or Picture Show soundtrack, and it was Sweet Transvestite. - On Main Street in Ramona, I got some love. I got some love. - You didn't tell me that, that's funny. - Yeah. I thought I thought I told that story in here. - Oh my God. All right, running the sound, always. Eric, go for it. - That's me. - What's up, my friend? - Hi, Bobby. - Bam. ♪ Eric's in the booth where the magic happens, man ♪ - Hmm. ♪ He can play that guitar while no one's in the stand ♪ - There you go, all right. - I think that's my favorite line of the whole song. - Yeah, I'll play the guitar as long as no one's watching. - He only plays the guitar when he's sitting in his bed. - On his bed by himself. - Yeah, as long as nobody's watching. - I hear he's pretty good, but I never see him as myself. - He even kicks the cat out. He's like, no, you got it. - No, I don't even like it when the cat watches me play the guitar. - Kids, you got to go. - All right, so a couple episodes ago, we had a very cool guy, Dave Pennick, hanging out with us from Riptide. He told us a lot of stories about their little duo. - And he swore they were all true. - Their duo, and he said that they were all true, but today we've got some rebuttals on it. - We get the other side of the story. - We get the other side of the story. - I get to confirm it, or deny it. - We got Julie Rogelstad hanging out with us. Did I say that right? - Yes, you did. - I knew it, I did it right. - Did I say it right? - After repeating it like 12 times before the show started. - Rogelstad, they practiced. - How are you doing, my friend? - I'm happy. - Doing good? - I'm happy, I'm with some of my new favorite people. (both laughing) - Aw, thanks. - Drinking whiskey. - Drinking whiskey, you can always scare over there. - Whiskey and wine, we always have to have multiple beverages. - Travis, you are literally doing the wine beer and the whiskey, you're literally doing that song right now. - I know, wine beer whiskey, huh? - The wine was inside, but yeah. - Don't tell anybody, but there's also a twisted T right here, but that's- - That's mine, leave it alone, that's it. - Yeah, I already made fun of him. Eric does not share well with others. - Oh, I don't share. - Especially that twisted, sweet twisted T. - I like that you laugh, you drink those. - No, I don't, what are you talking about? - Oh, she outed you. - No, you know what, I did one time, I grabbed one of those 12-pack of those 'cause I saw that dude back a couple years ago, he knocked the hell out of that guy in that circle care of 7-Eleven, whatever it was. The twisted T thing, and he smacked the guy in the face with a twisted T, took him out, anyway. It was a funny, friggin' meme or whatever it was, and I was like, "I wanna try that T." And it actually was pretty damn good. It tastes just like sweet tea. It's actually pretty dangerous 'cause there's alcohol in this stuff. - I don't think it's very high. - On a hot day in the summertime, you drink one of those? - It's five percent, it's not that low. - It's like drinking a Hawaiian punch, there's no carbonation. - Compared to us. - Well, that's true, yeah. - No, I've got a rum and coke over here too. - What kind of rum? - Okay, you're cool. - You're drinkin' rum? - Hey, rum. - I've got beer rum, you got rum. - Yeah, I'm in Florida, Kanye. - All right, so Julie, tell us a little bit about yourself where you're from. - Oh, gosh, well, I'm from San Diego, but I was actually born in Fremont, but I was in the hospital in Livermore, so, and I think it's funny. - Fremont, California? - Fremont, Fremont, California, and it's funny 'cause Dave-- - Fremont, stream of hospitalization. - God bless him, Dave, know where I was born. He thought I was born in San Diego. But that's okay 'cause I didn't actually know where he was born 'cause so it's actually equal. - Okay. - So anyway, so yeah, and then I was actually in Poway, living on Betty Lee Way in Lower Windmill when I was one and a half, and I didn't move until I moved to New York when I was 17. - New York. - Where is that? That's like off of community. - Okay. - Like, you know where Midland Road is, and yeah, so it was one of, there was only, when I moved here, my parents tell me 'cause I didn't know. There was only one stoplight in Poway. - Okay, so did you graduate from Poway High then? - I did, I did. - Okay. - I'm not gonna say what year. - No, no, that's fair, but, and then you went to New York? - I went to New York, I actually turned 18 on the road, I drove there, when parents drove me there. - Oh, killer. - Yeah. - What nice, what support her parents, that's awesome. - They were, my mom and my stepdad, actually, I just have to make that clear, I love you dad, but you know, it was my stepdad, so. - So they drove you to New York? - My stepdad is my dad, he's who raised me my entire life. - See? - All right, so they drove you to New York, dropped jobs, said peace, good luck. - Well, they stayed a few days. My mom got a bag, grabbed out of her hand, out of the taxi, I mean, like literally what they were most afraid of happened. It was every stereotype of New York. - Yeah, and then nothing ever happened bad to me, except for a con artist, but that's later on. - A con artist. - We'll save that for a second second. (laughing) - Well, now I gotta hear about those con artists now. (laughing) - That's like, a week show, oh yeah, that's. - Okay, so you moved to New York and then you were. - I moved there to become a Broadway star. - Okay. - And here I am, back here in-- - Cow in the pond. - And now I'm a rock star with Dave. (laughing) - I am. - Which I'm totally thrilled about. - And that crazy, you go all the way across the country to come back and do what you really wanted to do on the first place. - Well, I didn't know I wanted to, I like all music. Truth be told, I actually was snuck in the country bars in Poway, oh gosh, what was it called? 'Cause my sister's nine years older than me. So I was literally 13 being snuck in the back and I would sing like Patsy Klein and the Juds and you know, like Linda Ronstad and it was, so I did, I have a country music route for sure 'cause I grew up listening to country music. My sister loved it and my family loved it. And then when I joined, then I went to New York and I loved Broadway and I did all the things and I did lots of theater, then I turned 40 and I'm like, well, this sucks. Like I just didn't want to pound the pavement for every paycheck, you know? So I ended up moving back home after a small little detour to Dallas for this narcissistic asshole that I used to date and then I came here and a few years after I was here, I got the chance to meet Dave and then here I am, I never dreamt that I would be in a duo singing, like other stuff than music, my musical theater, so I was thrilled. - So you say musical theater, so you were like acting too? - Yes, I did, I actually did all musical theater and the only thing that I did that wasn't musical theater was a bit part in "Spranos" in the last season. And I didn't, and I had an agent who never sent me out for any musical theater, even though she knew exactly what my skills were, she tried to send me out on chorus line, I'm not a dancer, I can fake it in summer stock, but no, I'm not gonna go audition for a chorus line. And then she sent me out for "Sopranos" I was like, I didn't want to do TV. So I was Silvio's goomer and I got to sit next to Steve Van Zant for an entire day, that was pretty freaking cool. And I got paid a really good paycheck for the whole day, but I gotta say, it's long and boring. - Yeah. - So do you have like your sad card or anything? - No, I didn't need my sad card for just a day player, yeah, you didn't need, I have my equity card, but I don't need it. - What is that? - That's for musical theater, that's for theater, equity card. So, and I put it on hold during COVID and I never reactivated it, but I can reactivated if I choose. (laughs) - Very cool. - So like musicals, like what kind of, what was your like best musical that you did in New York? - So Broadway musical, kind of like. - Yeah, yeah, so I was-- - I think of musicals and I think of like Disney, you know what I mean? Or like a-- - Nope, I think of Rent or Wicked. - Or yeah, okay. - So I wasn't in any of those. I was in "Man of the Macha"-- - Oh, okay. - "Jekyll and Hyde" next to "Normal." But these are not on Broadway, you guys. This is, I was on "Off Off" Broadway, but then I did a lot of regional theater. I did a lot of cabaret shows inside New York, which I made a lot of money, and then I worked at Delft Frisco's as a waitress, 'cause you have to supplement. But I play the like, sled or the, when I was younger, I played Lori in Oklahoma. - Dave, Dan and Dave was right. (laughs) - Oh God, Dave, what did you say? - Dave spent more time making up bullshit about you than talking about himself. - Well, guess what, well, thank you for telling me. I'm gonna make that for it. - Yeah, I think, I think everything's fair. 'Cause if you tell you, he's on his third marriage. (laughs) - Oh God. We're gonna do a whole series on David. - But you know what, his current wife is my favorite. I never knew the two, but I don't, the other two, but I don't have to. I love Tracy. - Oh man, that's cool, right on. (laughs) Okay, so you said you're a big fan of the country music, right? Yeah. - Well, yeah, and so, God bless Dave. When I got to him, I belonged in a previous band. I'm not even gonna say the name 'cause it's, I'd rather talk shit and not say the name than say the name and not be able to talk shit. - True. - I like that. - I was in a previous band after my own heart. - It was not great, and then it kind of fizzled, and then Lisa introduced us, and then Dave encouraged me to like, you know, you don't have to just sing country. And so now he like, I'm like, wait, I can sing, and here I am, like he's kind of, you know, he's kind of encouraged me to come out of my shell, and I'm so happy, it's free therapy. I get to sing all the things. - And you guys do originals too. - Yeah, well, he kind of calls them our originals. I wrote like, I wrote like two lines in one of the songs. - You're like, I think the word "the" should be in there. (laughing) That's not chromatically correct, it should be the. - Let me change the to the, okay, just go and swap that, and now it's my song. (laughing) - Yeah, well, I keep wanting to, but every time I put stuff on paper, I, eh. - Yeah, every time, I've tried writing songs before too, and they just come up very elementary. - But do you feel like it's elementary, or like, do you feel like you're just uncomfortable doing something you're not used to doing? Like, have you tried giving someone the lyrics? I mean, like, what do you mean? - No, I can't even do that, it's in my journal. - Oh. - Kirby. - And that's fair, that's very personal. - It's closed and locked. (laughing) - Fair. - You gotta be an open book when you're gonna write songs. - No, I know, and someday I will, but so anyway, that's Dave's, I mean, you know, I love that he tries to give me the credit, but truth be told, I've written two lines. - All right. - And I changed a couple, what I hear is co-writer. (laughing) - There you go, see? - Well, let's go with that. - It's how the industry works. (laughing) I brought coffee, and I brought coffee, and while you guys were writing, I'm in, right? (laughing) - I was sitting behind you when you guys were writing this, and I said, that line, and now I need a quarter every time you guys play it. (laughing) All right, so you said you did like country, you loved country music. - Of course, I'm kidding. - This is an outlaw, Travis Billy Ross, outlaw country show. What can you think of that you would like to hear that's considered outlaw country? Whether it be a woman or a man, it doesn't matter. - What about like the pistol Annie's? - Ooh, yeah. - Oh shit, yeah, she's going way out there. - Play taking pills. - I love it. - I'm getting deep. - Okay, pistol Annie. - Take him pills. - I like that. - That's a great song. - Let's play a couple tunes, and do a couple more shots of some whiskey, and we'll come back. - Well, all right, since you're so fucking bossy. - Come on, man. - Sound guy. (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ She's on the hot dog to throw back a woman and play ♪ ♪ She likes to pop her pine bill with every little egg ♪ ♪ She's got a penicine mouth on point of view ♪ ♪ If you're gonna have one night as well, you have to ♪ ♪ Raised up right in the heels of Kentucky ♪ ♪ Although she ain't gonna smile 'til she laughs up her lookie ♪ ♪ Don't filter on her mouth, her lipstick red ♪ ♪ Hey, you were looking at as what you can ♪ ♪ You're a 400 dollars to the boys in the land ♪ ♪ Guess last week on a real damn man ♪ ♪ Living on drugs by birds and fries ♪ ♪ Crossing our fingers 'til we're making some signs ♪ ♪ We're doing our health, don't pay ♪ ♪ They're the ones, drinking ones ♪ ♪ Smoky ones, taking pills ♪ (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ She's a proven shooting pistol from the Lone Star State ♪ ♪ She mixes up a double at the break of every day ♪ ♪ She might get crazy but she don't give me ♪ ♪ 'Til some drunk cowboys understand ♪ ♪ We owe a 400 dollars to the boys in the band ♪ ♪ Guess last week on a real damn man ♪ ♪ Living on drugs by birds and fries ♪ ♪ Crossing our fingers 'til we're making some signs ♪ ♪ We're doing our health, don't pay ♪ ♪ They're the ones, drinking ones ♪ ♪ Smoky ones, taking pills ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Where we ain't shame who we are ♪ ♪ We like fast men and cheap guitars ♪ ♪ Ain't trying to get rich, just trying to get fast ♪ ♪ But I'm playing for tears on Saturday night ♪ ♪ Don't pay a 400 dollars to the boys in the band ♪ ♪ Guess last week on a real damn man ♪ ♪ Living on drugs by birds and fries ♪ ♪ Crossing our fingers 'til we're making some signs ♪ ♪ We're doing our health, don't pay ♪ ♪ 'Cause they're the ones, drinking ones ♪ ♪ Smoky ones, taking pills ♪ ♪ I ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ You've been looking for love around the world ♪ ♪ Baby, don't you know this country ♪ ♪ Girl's still free ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Oh, you finally come down to your old hometown ♪ ♪ You're a good girl, spend your money patiently ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Why not me on a rainy day ♪ ♪ Why not be the love you cares for free ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Why not be when the nights keep cold ♪ ♪ Why not me when you grow low ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ You've been searching for me to sing a poem ♪ ♪ Ain't it time that you know this through the next door, baby ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ You have to see if the world's around ♪ ♪ It's time that you learn how good it's settled ♪ ♪ Now it could be ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Why not be on a rainy day ♪ ♪ Why not be the love you cares for free ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Why not be when the nights keep cold ♪ ♪ Why not me when you grow low ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ You've been looking for love all around the world ♪ ♪ Baby don't you know this country ♪ ♪ Girls still free ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Why not me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Baby don't you know this country ♪ ♪ I love this country ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I love this country ♪ ♪ I love this country ♪ ♪ Why not me ♪ ♪ Baby don't you know this country ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I love this country ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Baby don't you know me ♪ ♪ I love this country ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Some people call me a renegade rebel ♪ ♪ Mama says I'm the voice of my time ♪ ♪ People at the time say I'm nothing of a dreamer ♪ ♪ Honey I'm just hitting my stride ♪ ♪ They call me a renegade ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Rebel of love ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ It ain't no pal thinking that I'm bitter ♪ ♪ I just know what it is my type ♪ ♪ If you curious what the hell I'm selling ♪ ♪ Wanna come on standing like ♪ ♪ You can say it's fate and destiny ♪ ♪ You're calling on my name ♪ ♪ I always put your hand, God's greener ♪ ♪ It's just a different one than thing ♪ ♪ They call me a renegade ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Rebel of love ♪ ♪ I'm breaking the rules, I'm speaking the truth ♪ ♪ There's no way to hide it when you're running from you ♪ ♪ And I'm here in place, I'm not a game old fool ♪ ♪ But I was born this way, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Going against the great, I'm a renegade ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ We're gonna get you ♪ ♪ But I was born this way, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Going against the great ♪ ♪ Put your love in my bank and I ♪ ♪ We'll give it to you, I'm a renegade ♪ ♪ Put your love in my bank and I ♪ ♪ We'll give it to you ♪ ♪ They say, speaking the truth ♪ ♪ They call me a renegade ♪ ♪ They call me a renegade ♪ ♪ Put your love in my bank and I ♪ ♪ Give it to you, I say stand up ♪ ♪ And say it to my face, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ I'm breaking the rules, I'm speaking the truth ♪ ♪ There's no way to hide it when you're running from you ♪ ♪ And I'm here in place, I'm not a game old fool ♪ ♪ I'm breaking the rules, I'm speaking the truth ♪ ♪ There's no way to hide it when you're running from you ♪ ♪ And I'm here in place, I'm not a game old fool ♪ ♪ But I was born this way, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Going against the great, I'm a renegade, yeah ♪ ♪ A renegade ♪ - All right, we're back. We're hanging out with Julie. - What's your last name? - Julie, Rogelstad. - Okay, let's see how this goes through the night Travis. - Wait, what did you think of that last song that we just heard? - Well, oh, truth be told. - She was on a potty break. - You were not paying-- - I was on a potty break. - That was fair. - That is fair. - That was very-- - I do, I remember the ending, I liked it. - So the song is called "Renegade." Let's buy her a really good friend. - Thea. - Local artist. - Okay. - Thea. - The band. - Thea, the band. - Have you ever been to the renegade? - No. - And like side? - Yeah. - Yeah. - So that's what my-- - You play there? - I used, no, I used to. - Oh, okay. - With that band, I'm not gonna mention. - On the band that should not be named? - Yeah. - So we can trash talk the shit out of 'em. - There's no name band, 'cause I can talk shit about it. - You certain members were really good. - All day. - It was just the name of 'em. - Screw those guys. - Yeah, that's usually how it goes. - Yeah. - Hey, Eric, I have a question for you. - All right, yes ma'am. - Winner, Dave, and I are gonna get on the back of your jacket. - You like my jacket? - Yeah. - I know. - Ramona stars, when are we gonna make that? - All right, this weekend. - Okay, perfect. - Yeah, next Monday, I'll come out, I don't know if I'm in town, but next time I'm out, you'll be on there. - Okay, perfect. - I'll be on there. - I can tell you when-- - Yeah, headshots you can send? - Yeah. - Julia, I can tell you when you can get on the back of my guitar, and that's after the show. - Oh, it was our-- - Everybody signs my guitar. - Oh, I can't wait. - Yeah, you got to sign one. - It is our same, yeah, we have one sign the guitar. - Everybody signs my TBR guitar. - I would be on it. - Yeah, before you leave. - Perfect. - As long as we-- - Oh, that's the one that John Hoss made, huh? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cool. - Oh, God, I love him. - See, the neck, it says TBR on it. - What do you call that, pearl inlay? - Pearl inlay. - Pearl inlay. - That's beautiful, that's beautiful. (laughing) - That's just fun to say. - Now, everybody, I have come on-- - That's just fun to say. - I have come on the show. - Pearl inlay's, everybody I have come on the show signs my guitar. - Perfect. - As long as they're cool. You're pretty cool, Julie. - Well, thank you. (laughing) So are you. (laughing) Did you know Julie had a one woman show? - A one woman show. - Oh, dear God, I didn't know this. She talked about-- - Is there a lot of ways to insult a lot? - I was in the light. - Or no? - Yes, I was in light during the break. So a little bird told me quite a few things. - Okay, so, okay, thank you, Peter. (laughing) I didn't know, I said a bird, sorry. - Yes, Peter. That's your husband. - That's my husband. My domestic partner. - Okay. - Oh, same, high five. We are happily successfully unmarried. - We did the paperwork though. It's $30. - But you have to have so many years though, right? - Oh, $30. - No, you can do the paperwork. You know what comes to me? Oh, okay, fair enough. (laughing) - $30. - We might have to do some paper. - I was gonna say Kirby's gears are turning me off. - All right, sweet curves. We'll do the paperwork, but I'll split it with you. - Cool. - I got 15 on it. We'll all catch it, fair. Go fund me. We're finally for a domestic partnership. Can we please get some support? - We just had our five year anniversary a couple weeks ago, so. - It's perfect timing. - I think we're good. - Perfect timing. Anyways, one woman's show. - All right, one woman's show's here. - Okay, so first of all, so cabaret is a very big thing in New York. It's like New York cabaret circuit. So I did a lot of one woman shows in New York. - So what is, okay, what is this? - Okay, one woman shows in New York. - So what is, okay, what does cabaret mean? - Okay, cabaret came, it's a very old term. But it came from just like cabaret seating. - Okay. - Life is a cabaret. - Yeah. - No, I wanna hear her sing. - No, no, that's good. - So is it a sing and dance show? - No, no, no, it's just a sing. - It could be anything, but most of the time it's just singing and a lot of talking. So like, you're talking about your life, sometimes it's all about Nat King Cole. Those songs are, those shows are, I don't wanna get off the path, but, so one woman shows are mostly a bunch of songs that are threaded together by stories. So in New York, I did that to make money. I made good money, and it's stories about your song. - Cover song songs or original songs. - Yes, and some originals. - Okay. - I sang a song by Sally Mays called "He Ain't Mr. Right", and oh my God, it's so good. I might give you a little sample later. - Oh, please. - And so anyway, I did that in New York, and then when I moved back to San Diego, my best friend who is a therapist and one of the best therapists in the country, she wanted me to do a one woman show for her organization, Renova, to help fund military and active military and veterans. So I did it at the Power Performing Arts Center. - Okay. - And we raised $40,000. And so this particular-- - That's not small change. - It's not small change. - If you know, you know. - But so here's the thing. I'm excited because, guess what? - I'm talented, but I'm not gonna have 800 people that I know to fill the seats. I might have 150, maybe even 200 on a good day, but not 800. So what they do is they reach out to all the people that are under the veterans and under Renova and all their, you know, emails, and everyone comes, and if they can't come, they still donate. And I get to tell my story, and I get to make a little bit of money, not a ton, but I get to tell my story, and I love it. - That is the coolest damn thing. - That is really cool. - It might be happening again, so I'll invite you. - And how fun-- - I mean, obviously, but your show you get to curate it and pick the songs that you sing to, like, represent stages of your life. That's super cool. - So what I do is I just write down a bunch of songs that I'm connected to. It might be 100, and then I start journaling, and then I have this arc that I get to tell. And this one woman show that I'm super proud of, I have to bring up something because it has to do with Ramona. So one of the biggest stories I told was I did everything as a child to be different. I played the trombone because it was the most different instrument that any girls ever played. I took German because nobody took German next to the San Diego border, they took Spanish. And I twirled baton, one of the most useless skills you could ever have. - We are kinder spirits. - I did baton for a time. - You did baton for a time. - So are you freaking kidding? I twirled baton in the Ramona parades since I was three, three to seven. - I didn't live here at the time, but I did the Newport Beach Parade, Christmas Parade every year. Sure did with my little girls. - Oh my God, that is amazing. Okay? I knew we loved each other. So I'm baton twirl and I was in Ramona when I was three years old 'til seven and every Ramona parade. I'm proud to share that. - Oh, Ramona Brad. - That's really good. - I'm coming back. And now I moved back here. You guys know this six months ago. - Wait, do we have a Ramona parade? An all Ramona parade? - There used to be. - When was the last time they did that? - They do. There's one in the estates for Fourth of July. They do a little parade. And then there's something they do in town. What do I do? It's like once a year. - There's horses and stuff. - No, they don't do a Christmas parade either, do they? - Well, they do Christmas parade lighting. - They do the street lighting, but they do a parade. I don't know that Ramona has a parade right now. - Well, we need to change that. - That is very un-American. - I bet there's people listening right now. - You don't son of a bitch. - Of course we have a parade. - Okay. - The parade coordinators. - Has anybody ever been to the Rose Parade? - The Rose Parade? - I have. - I have too. - I was in it. - Were you? - I was. - Oh, you'd be good in it. - Like did you do your little-- - Oh, because Aaron was in band in high school. - I was in band in high school. - No, I was not in the Rose Parade. I win. - I love it. - My grandparents rented a motorhome and parked it on the parade route in Pasadena. - Amazing. - And we spent years Eve there, and then in the morning we climbed up on the motorhome and watched the parade. - That'd be kind of cool. - It was really fun. It was wild to be a little kid, though, on the street because we parked the night before, and I was like, I don't know, eight to see all the people partying because it was New Year's Eve, right? It's on New Year's Day, the Rose Parade. So all the people out on the street partying in their motorhomes and like doing fireworks in the middle of the street, and I'm like, "What is going on?" - Amazing. - I played the didgeridoo. - The didgeridoo. - He doesn't mean didgeridoo solo. - But he really does. - And he's always looking for somebody to pull them up on stage. - You know what? - We've probably done 20 shows, 20 artists have come on this show. - Yeah. And how many times have you played the didgeridoo? - I'm going to get you up here. - Well, I played it on the show a couple times, but I've yet to have one invite me up on stage. - Eric, I'm meant to do an update. - Well, you haven't been to us. We won't invite you. - Well, you know, I asked Dave, Dave goes, "Didgeridoo's are dumb." So... - He did not. Eric, you need the little sound by the English, right? And it's Rodney Dangerfield. I can't get no respect. [laughter] - I can't get no respect. - I can't get no respect. - I can't get no respect. [laughter] - I want to hear you. You could play your didgeridoo anytime for me. - All right, we'll come back from the break. I'll play didgeridoo for you. - I can't wait. - It's right there. - Okay, before we go to break... - There it is. - You know what? Yeah. - Oh, another break? - Well, not yet, because we got to ask you a question. - Okay. [laughter] - Stop being so pushy. - This is the age-old question. - Okay. - Okay. - You said you like country music. You grew up on country music. - Yeah. - King country, queen of country. - King. - Queen. - Ooh. - All right, yeah. Take a bite. - Queen of country. Gosh, it's a toss between Dolly Parton and Linda Ronstad. - Okay. - All right, that's fair. - That's fair. - That's very respectable. - Okay. - I'll take it home again. - I'll take it home again. - I gotta say, Willie Nelson. - Okay. - But if there was a second, it'd be Kenny Rogers. - Okay. - I can respect that. - I'll take it. - Oh God, I love him. - We haven't had a Kenny Rogers yet. - But? - We've had Willie Nelson. - Did you know that Kenny Rogers sang a version of the song "Old Red" by Blake Shelton? - I think I did. I think I did. - I did not until this show. George Jones was the original. - George Jones? - Oh, George Jones. Okay, so here's-- - Then Kenny and Blake-- - George Jones. - I should have said George Jones for my step-dad. - But Kenny is my-- I mean, Kenny's is my favorite version. It's kind of like bluesy like-- - This is George Jones right here. - No, this is Kenny Rogers. - This is Kenny Rogers. - Oh yeah, this is Kenny Rogers. - It's a little more upbeat. - And Kenny Rogers has that cool voice. - He has a cool voice, but can I tell you, he should not have done all that work? - No, no, no. I'll take Mickey Roy. - He was handsome. And then he messed it all up. - Oh yeah, man. - He does look a little plasticy now, doesn't he? - Well, he did. He did. He's in the grave. - Fair enough. - Fair enough. - Well, I mean, this is probably gonna piss a lot of people off. - Uh-oh. - Most of y'all. But, you know. Look at, you know. - But you let it out now. - Look at Dolly Parton. - But Dolly still shut your-- - I told you. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's the man. - She's a woman. - I know, but still, she-- - And she still looks like Dolly. - Yeah, she still looks like Dolly. - Kenny Rogers looks like Kenny. - Kenny Rogers looks like this. - All right, never mind. - Losing badly. You got two women in here. I don't know what you're thinking. - You are so dumb. - Don't get me wrong. - I hardly, all the way from here to-- - So then shut up. - Okay. - Fine. - Fine. - I don't have to say no. - But anyway, okay, so King of Country, Willie Nelson, Queen, Dolly Parton, or you said Lina Ron's death? - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Kenny Rogers. - Or Kenny Rogers. - Lina Rogers. - But I would have said George Jones. - George Jones. - Ooh. - But yeah. - Okay, all right, that's-- - You know, I feel a little under pressure here. - That's okay. It's acceptable. - There is no pressure. - She started to feel uncomfortable, Travis. - The trust circle, Julie. - Okay. - She's uncomfortable. - I'm just gonna sit my wine. The trust tree, if you will. - If you start to feel real uncomfortable, sip some of that whiskey you'll kill a lot. - My wine, my ear. - You got wine, you got whiskey. You got the double double there. That's what we do. - My friend, Jack. - We don't like you to be-- - We have no better. - We don't like you to have-- well, we like you to have choices so that you don't feel pinned in. - Why don't you give me the choice of Twisted T? - Twisted T. - Twisted T. - It's not even open. - That's a chaser for us. - That's my gargle. - That's what we drink so we can drive home after this. - You know, you should really put a boozy on that. - You should hide that shit. I have a couple down here. Some have fringe on it. Do you want one? - It's a cilantro. - Mm. - Oh, one does. - Okay, so you're a great singer. I've heard you sing many times. You're friggin' amazing. - Well, that's sweet. - So who's your inspiration for your singing style or where did that come from? Where did your-- - Well, oddly enough, "Dolly Part" and "Linda Rods" dad. - "Dolly Part" and okay, both of them. - I used to sing that song "Linda Landy" by "Dolly Part" and-- - "Linda Landy." Okay. - And Owen Helen Reddy was a little bit too. And Martina McBride. - Love Martina. - And "The Juds." - Yep. - I could go on and on. - Juds. - But-- - Code of many colors was my "Dolly Part" song. - So what's that "Linda Rods" stat song that, like, you just hear it and you go, "That's my song?" - Blue by you. - Blue by you. - Mm. - Mm. - And-- oh, yeah. There we go. - Oh, this is good stuff right here. - Oh, I love this. - And "Different Drum." Dave-- - Oh, I like that. - Dave doesn't like "Different Drum" 'cause he doesn't get to show off. - Oh, that's true. The beat of "Different Drum." - But he still does it. - That would be our song, I feel like. - What song? - "Different Drum." - "Different Drum." - Dave's good to me. He-- sometimes he gets-- - Dave's a big fan of yours. - Maybe I miss a fan of yours. - Maybe I miss a fan of yours. - I feel like it just means we go our own way. - That's very sweet. - What's your goal as a singer/musician, do you want to go all the way? Do you want to become famous? - Do you want to go all the way? - No, that's why I moved back here. No, I'm happy. I'm happy, just, it's free therapy. My goal is to play guitar 'cause I've had one since I was 13. - Do you know how to play at all or anything? - A little bit. - Wait, but you said you played trombone, do you keep up with that? - I do 'cause I played during my "One Woman" show. - Oh. - So what I do is that-- - Do you still-- - Do you still-- - Do you still do this show and where can we get tickets? - What are you doing these shows? - I've done the show twice at Pye Performing Arts and it's probably gonna make it come back in the spring. - Okay. - But what I have to do is I-- well, now I got a T-bone. I mean, not a T-bone. Is it a T-bone? It's the plastic-- - Trombone. - It's the P-bone. - A P-bone. - A P-bone. It's a plastic trombone that you can get on Amazon 'cause I just wanted to keep up my chops, but-- - Like, it mimics the same-- - It mimics, but it doesn't sound as good as a brass trombone, but if I do a show, I'll rent from Bernardo's music, and you know, you've got to get those chops up or it looks like you've done some naughty things. You know, when you first start blowing in that, your lips don't look so good. - Yeah, they got a puffy-- - Yeah, it's not a good look, so you have to build that up for two months. So I guess my goal would be to play guitar, like Dave keeps-- like, redid my guitar that I've had since I was 13, and I have been-- look at I have no nails, I've been dabbling. And I also would like to write a song or actually co-write. Not Dave's covering up for me saying I co-wrote. I just really want to co-write or do-- write, 'cause he's faking that for me. - Yeah, so if you had an option to do a duo, that maybe somebody else wrote, or maybe you helped write, who would that duo be? Famous person, not famous person-- - Oh, wait, with the famous person? - It could be Travis, it could be George Strait, whoever you want, like who would you-- - No, it can't be George Strait, it could be-- - On the screen, why is this laying down guidelines, because he's jaded, not George Strait? - Anybody about George Strait-- okay, it could be George Strait. - But I'm just laying down the parameters, it could be whoever you want. - Whoever you want to be-- - He would've been excited to do a little work. - Do a Kermit the Frog, versus George Strait. - It could be anyway, Kermit the Frog, like, who would be a good person that you would like to do, you feel like you could sing well with and do a good duo with. So like somebody, anybody, famous, it doesn't matter. - Oh, Blake Shelton would be-- he'd be fun. - Okay, Blake Shelton. - Blake Shelton would be fun. Gosh, that's such a tricky question. Damn it. - They could be dead or alive, it could be Hank Williams, it could be Johnny Cash. - Well, no, oh, well-- - Kenny Rogers. - Willie Nelson. - Okay, Willie Nelson. - That would be amazing, but I want it to be on stage. - You know, you can actually still do that. - I saw him at the show, I saw him at the show six months ago. - All you have to do is dream it. - Dream it, dream it. - And it could happen, there you go. If you dream, dream, dream, you can achieve. - Julie Rogostad, he's side Willie Nelson. - Hey, Travis, what do you think Rogostad is? - Rogostad. - What's the background? - I don't know. - What's the ethnic background? Where's that from? What kind of name is that? - I have a guess, but I don't know. - Let me see, Rogostad. - No, no, no. I would be Irish. Not at all. - Kirby. - German? - That's a very good question. I mean, that's a very good question. - Let me wait. Russian. - Very good guess. - Wait, hold on. - So German? - It's not German, because German would have a T at the end. - Oh, okay. - It's only a T, it's Norwegian. - Norwegian. - Can't you tell by my fair skin and my blonde hair? - Yeah. - No, if you go to Norway-- - That's how I'm a quarter Cherokee. - Exactly. There you go. - And that's why I'm Mexican and Italian. - I know, I know, you got mine. - And blue-ass. - You're the more Norwegian than I do, I look more Cherokee than you do. - While I'm sorry, Joking, I'm not Cherokee at all. - Well, then don't tell lies, do you? - I know, I'm sorry, I was joking. I'm all the white things. - Are you Fibben? - I am. I'm English Irish and Scottish. Shocker. - Don't do. - Yeah, where you hurt. Epidomy. - All right, how you doing over there on drinks? - I'm good. - I'm good. - She's got the wine, the whiskey, the water bottle. - All right. - What else do you need? - You know, I'm just your host with the most. - Yeah, sweetie. - I want to make sure you got everything you need. - The wine, the twisty tea. - The wine, the twisty tea, the whiskens. - She looks like a traveling bars bar. - I've got my mustard. - You're a bar thing, bar tender. - For those of you listening, it's a very bright gold hydro. - We'll call that Marigold, if you will. - Marigold. - I love it. - All right, so... - It's like mustard yellow. - So Dave, you, Dave, Penic, been playing for how long? - It'll be six years. - Two months. - So let's compare notes. - It'll be six years this March. - Six years. So Dave mentioned how you guys got together. So let's, without any clues, tell us how you guys got together. - Yeah, how about that? - Well, I was at Coisen with a broke down guitar player. - So far, so good. - And he was there. - That checks out. - And he was inviting there. - He was there. - Lisa was like, "She has no one else to play with after this night." And so she introduced us, and then we came together, and I sucked during a couple pop songs, because I don't do pop, but then I sang shallow, and they were like, "Whoo!" And then now I can sing anything, thanks to Dave. - Very good. I like it. - Does that hold true? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's pretty much how I went. - That checks out. - That checks out. He carried on a little bit about how she begged me to, and like she said, "You must." But we'll let that go. We'll let that go. - Yeah, we'll let that part go. - They're coming with you. - We don't need all the fucking points. - Sure, we do. - They're not going to be privileged to be playing with me. - Can I always go back to that episode and re-listen me if you want to? - Folks out there. - I knew he was embellishing just a little bit. - Yeah. - A little bit. - Okay, did he tell you about the cabaret show that we did together at Coisen with my nephew? - No. - No. - I don't think he did. - That was fun for me because I got to see Dave uncomfortable. - Dave, what happened? - What happened? - What did he say? I almost asked him. He's over there. Sorry, you can't see him. What did he sing? - Oh, well, he sang. No, he did really well. But he moved mountains just like when I sang, I said audition, but it was more of a meeting in the minds. But when I first sang, and everyone was like, "Okay, okay." When he first sang the musical theater, and he was a little uncomfortable, he grew. He grew. He grew, just like I grew. So I helped him grow. He helped me grow. - What did he sing though? - Oh, he sang from Hamilton. - Wow. - What's that song? And we sang a lot of duos and trios. We sang from Waitress. And what's that song you sang, Dave? - What? - King George. - Yeah, but what's it called? - Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. - Oh, yes, yes, yes. From Hamilton. I know it's on. - Oh, yeah. - I know, I know exactly what we're talking about, but I can't tell you. - So anyway, no, he rose to the occasion. But it's an example of him being very uncomfortable, and then he rose to the occasion, just like when I had to sing outside country music, all this pop songs. And now I'm like, "Thank God," because I mean, I love country music, but God, it would get boring just to sing country. - I agree. - You better get out of here with that. - I would not. - No. - With a singing voice. - Travis, like your Uber just showed up. - Well, I'm out of town. - You have that voice that never gets old. - Oh, thank you. - It's the pack a day in the whiskey. - Which, by the way, your song. - She did the by the way, thank, hold on. - Someone needs to hear-- - B-T-Dub. - No, someone needs to hear your song. - Which one? - Shitty-ass dive bar? - Oh, she played it on here. He did. - Well, I know you-- - I told him. I told him he needs to send that to Nashville, and he's like, "I'm like, if you could capitalize on that shit." - It's a great idea, right? - Why not? - Why not? - I agree. - It's a fun song to play. - Travis. - And I have a-- - She said, "Why not?" - Why not? - It should be a hit. Because I know what bar it's about. - No, you don't. - Why not? - Or why not? - You know what? You know, it's a fun song to play, and I like the way that I've made it able to be g-rated, p-g-rated, or completely, hard. - Yeah. - Like-- - NC-17. - There's a lot of things with it, NC-17, and pretty much everything. Because I could just change a word or two, get rid of a c-word or an F word out of there, and make it okay. - It's a fun song, man. - You're cracking yourself up. - I do that. I make myself laugh all the time. - I love it. - This is my favorite thing about Travis. He's totally trying to tell me a story. And I laugh more at him, like being himself, the natural punchline for the story. - It's funny, man. - I don't know. - It's stupid. - God damn it. I've got to get that Kirby stupid on take one of these days. Oh, wait. I record the show. - Oh, man. - Oh, like, yeah. - I got to get the Kirby stupid on here. - It's almost as bad as Eric. - Eric, what is the shark you were laughing at? - Oh. - Oh my god. - Travis, come up for air. - Have you ever seen that show "Wielderness" or something? - It's called "Strage Welderness." Have you heard it? - No. - There's a seed in there. - I don't know. - Well, so the premise is this guy-- - He'll show you what he won't still laugh at. - Yeah. The premise is this guy who is a wannabe wildlife documentary narrator, right? - Okay. - So-- - Sorry. - We will save him. - I am so-- you guys are so nice. - I've got to open up this freaking tea. - I'm getting there. I'm getting there. - You're gonna be so funny underwhelmed. - So this guy-- - Not even that funny, but it's just fun. - Oh, exactly. - I'll have to show you all the break. [laughter] - Well, this is a live audio show. - I'm coming up with lashes. - Whatever we record is going on, I mean, it is. - It's live, "Strage Welderness." - So what we're gonna do for the next music break, we're going to debut your song. - Oh. - Oh, this is one of Dave's best. - You break it down? - You make me wanna drink. - This could be a hit. - Break it down. Break it down. - You make me wanna drink? - Tell me about the song a little bit. - Well, you make me wanna drink. So what it is, it's like you make me wanna drink in a good way, you know what I mean? Like, when you get together and you sit on the couch, you just wanna drink. - Like four people in a studio fucking around? - Yeah, exactly. - You make me wanna drink. - But no, it's got a very-- - Right here, right? - It's got a nice-- - It's like a song you just hear once, and you could like, you know, do a car trip to it. And I think this, out of all his songs, they're all good, but this one next to "Colonoscopy," these are the two hits. - Next to a "Colonoscopy"? - Well, have you heard that one? - Wait, you have a song called "Colonoscopy"? - Oh, god, it's so good. (laughing) - All right, we're gonna play that on the next break. - Never has one together in a sentence. - I don't know if this is a joke right now, but no, we're trying to sell it to Sharp. We're trying to get Sharp to endorse it, to get people to get their "Colonoscopies." - Oh my god. - It's a very funny song. - I don't know if this is a dad joke or like a real song that gave her? - No, it's a real song. (laughing) I'll just give you the first two, I wanna get a "Colonoscopy." I wanna get a probe shove up in me. (laughing) It's hilarious. - The lines just work. - That sounds hilarious. - The lines just work. - It's honest, and it's true, and it's gonna save lives. - A true poet. - Those of you listening, you gotta get your "Colonoscopy" if you haven't already. - Jesus, you know what's gonna happen, Travis? It's really gonna become the Julie and Dave show, and we're just gonna keep ping pong and their dumbasses back and forth. (laughing) - Hot and tattered? Hot and tattered. (laughing) - All right, you make me wanna drink. Let's hear it. - And get a "Colonoscopy" by Red Dad. ♪ I'm gonna drink, I can't deny ♪ ♪ You drive me crazy, got me all time tight ♪ ♪ When I'm alone with you ♪ ♪ Just can't hide ♪ ♪ The way I'm feeling when I look into your eyes ♪ ♪ Drive me wild, you make my head spin ♪ ♪ I get drunk just being next to you ♪ ♪ I'll take another round, think I'm going down ♪ ♪ You make me wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ I gotta stop and think ♪ ♪ Think of what I'm gonna do ♪ ♪ When you come walking down those stairs ♪ ♪ My heart skips a beat or two ♪ ♪ When you walk me in your arms ♪ ♪ Baby, you know just what to do ♪ ♪ My heart wants to run away, run away ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm so scared of loving you ♪ ♪ And like an open bar ♪ ♪ That's open every day ♪ ♪ And I think this is going too far ♪ ♪ I've let myself get carried away ♪ ♪ You make me wanna drink, I can't deny ♪ ♪ You drive me crazy, got me all time tight ♪ ♪ When I'm alone with you, just can't hide ♪ ♪ The way I'm feeling when I look into your eyes ♪ ♪ You drive me wild, you make my hands spin ♪ ♪ I get drunk just being into you ♪ ♪ I'll take another round, think I'm going down ♪ ♪ You make me wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ Can't do whatever you want to ♪ ♪ I'll drown my heartaches with another shot of you ♪ ♪ I'll drown my heartaches with another shot of you ♪ ♪ And now that I lie awake ♪ ♪ And all I think about is you ♪ ♪ One too many can never be too much ♪ ♪ When all I want is you ♪ ♪ And like an open bar ♪ ♪ That's open every day ♪ ♪ I think this has gone too far ♪ ♪ And then myself can carry away ♪ ♪ You make me wanna drink, I can't deny ♪ ♪ You drive me crazy, got me all time tight ♪ ♪ When I'm alone with you, just can't hide ♪ ♪ The way I'm feeling when I look into your eyes ♪ ♪ You drive me wild, you make my hands spin ♪ ♪ I get drunk just being next to you ♪ ♪ I'll take another round, yes, I think I'm going down ♪ ♪ You make me wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ You wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ You wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ You wanna drink, drink up all of you ♪ ♪ Charlie's gotta go watch ♪ ♪ Don't seem like a hold on ♪ ♪ After three years of driving up and down the interstate ♪ ♪ But Charlie's had a good life ♪ ♪ And Charlie's got a good way ♪ ♪ And after tonight, you're no longer being held on the days ♪ ♪ Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses ♪ ♪ Ten more miles on his four day run ♪ ♪ Two more songs from the all night radio ♪ ♪ And you'll spend the rest of his life the one that he loves ♪ ♪ You'll buy a winner bagel ♪ ♪ To set out to find America ♪ ♪ Do a lot of catching up a little at a time ♪ ♪ With pieces of the old dream ♪ ♪ They're gonna like the old thing ♪ ♪ Doing what they please, even every other reason behind ♪ ♪ Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses ♪ ♪ Ten more miles on his four day run ♪ ♪ Two more songs from the all night radio ♪ ♪ And you'll spend the rest of his life the one that he loves ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses ♪ ♪ Ten more miles on his four day run ♪ ♪ A few more songs from the all night radio ♪ ♪ And you'll spend the rest of his life the one that he loves ♪ ♪ And you'll spend the rest of his life the one that he loves ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ Oh, I'm sorry I forgot where I was. ♪♪♪ ♪ I try to think about Elvis Memphis ♪ ♪ Oprah in the afternoon ♪ ♪ I try to think about palm trees big weeds ♪ ♪ The creature from the black is good ♪ ♪ I try to think about high heels and good deals ♪ ♪ Anything to get me through ♪ ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ ♪ You're all I need go about these days ♪ ♪ I try to contemplate the cockroaches and waddles ♪ ♪ Round and round the sky at night ♪ ♪ I try to think about a champagne ♪ ♪ Great dreams ♪ ♪ Totally rolling out inside ♪ ♪ I try to focus on the headlines ♪ ♪ There's three crimes every time I think about mine ♪ ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ ♪ You're all I need go about these days ♪ ♪ My mind wonders where it will ♪ ♪ And when it settles right on me ♪ ♪ I forget what I should say ♪ ♪ I forget what I should do ♪ ♪ I find my wonders where it will ♪ ♪ And when it settles right on you ♪ ♪ I forget what I should say ♪ ♪ I forget what I should do ♪ ♪ Come on, Patty, get it together ♪ ♪ I try to think about Shakespeare ♪ ♪ I need you ♪ ♪ The Beatles on the Rolling Stones ♪ ♪ I try to think about Heritage ♪ ♪ Tatties ♪ ♪ Two shit bars and sacks of bones ♪ ♪ I try to think about the top show ♪ ♪ New glow ♪ ♪ But I guess I should've known ♪ ♪ I just get lost and trained ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these days ♪ ♪ You're all I think about these days ♪ All right. We're back. And we're gonna have Eric go forth. Give us a didgeridoo solo. Before, I know he won't play guitar in front of his cat, but he'll play a didgeridoo in front of all of Ramona Radio. [laughter] I just don't understand why nobody will invite me up on stage. I'm going to, man. I will. I swear I will. I was gonna do it last time. You could say that for a year. I was a little drunk. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. Let's do it. Didgeridoo. I think I have the song to go with it. You ready? I'm in Australia, man. Only Chobong players could pull this off. All right, ready? Exactly. I know what I'm gonna sing. [laughter] ♪ Nots venya ♪ [laughter] ♪ From the day we arrive ♪ ♪ On the planet ♪ Oh, sorry. Like, hey, no, all right. Sorry. Oh, geez. There you go. What are we doing? We're going to do the audition for episodes now. Don't make me audition anymore. All right. All right. So tired of auditioning. Thank you guys for hanging out with us. This is Travis Billy Ross, "Outlaw Country Show." I'm gonna give a shout out to a sponsor real quick. One of our main sponsors. Good old Dean from Outlaw, barbecue. Remember, nobody likes to party with salads. They gotta have the meat. And Dean from Outlaw, barbecue's got it for you. If you got your next outdoor event, whether it be a wedding or a divorce, it doesn't matter, whatever you do. You want to celebrate it? Give him a call today, eight, five, eight, three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two. And he will bring all the foods and all the meats and no salads. No salads. To your party. [laughter] Hey, have Julia have you ever had any of the Dean outlaw, barbecue? Any of the events that you've been through in Ramona? If I have, I don't know. Okay. But I just moved here. Oh, that's right. That's okay. I'll make it a point. Make it a point. He's really good. Sometimes, usually on... He's there on Mondays. Yeah, the Monday nights. Monday nights thing. So he doesn't have a brick and mortar? No. No, he just has... Like he makes everything at home and then he has a little truck with like a smoker that keeps everything warm. Well, there was a place down in Powee Road that used to happen that we used to get, but I don't think that's the one. No, probably not Dean. If it was Dean, you would have known. You would have been like, "That's out loud." But you know what I noticed about your... When you do your little shout out to Dean? What? It's like the universal, whenever someone leaves a message on an answering machine, you're like, "Hello, this is Debbie. I would like to talk to Travis. My phone number is 753-244-5763-4. [laughter] Three curves. Eight, three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two. What the hell? No, I'm the same. That's Dean's phone number. You say it very fast. Say it right, or don't say it at all. Well, I wasn't the same Dean's phone number. I said, "This is Debbie. I was giving Debbie's phone number." [laughter] I don't know who Debbie is. We're talking about Dean from Outlaw Barbecue. I was giving you an example. Anyway, hit him up today, if you would. I can't wait. Set up your next barbecue outdoor event. What's the number? Love it. Eight, five, eight, three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two. I'll call him next year. Monday, Monday, Monday. Does he play at any of the wineries here in Vermont? I mean, play. Play. Sorry. I've got musician on the brain. Does he? Yeah. He's done old Julian. He's done pommel. Oh, okay. But mostly he just read private events. It's a barbecue truck. Yeah, but he's a truck where you're just going to be a spectator and they'll get his stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Super, super cool. Super cool guy. Cool guy. His name's Dean. Thank you, Dean. Thank you, Dean, for your sponsorship. Thank you, Dean. We love you, man. All right. So, Julie, have you ever been to jail? [laughter] No, but have you. Oh, come on. Well, you're the first guest that's not been to jail. The worst thing I did was get a jaywalking ticket. Oh, you got a jaywalking ticket? Like 13. If it makes you feel better, I've never been to jail either. Wait, you were 13 or it was 13 years ago? No, no. I was 13 when I got a jaywalking ticket at the round table on fake lake and I was so nervous. The cop told me, "I'm giving you a ticket because I have to pick up bodies on the ground that do things like you did." Oh, God. One of those. Yeah, one of those. And so I hid it from my mom and then I cried the day before it got them. Anyway, tell me why you were in jail. That's funny. That's the worst. If that's the worst I ever did. I just wait, that's it. Tell me your story. The craziest damn thing because that reminds me when I was like 13, I got a speeding ticket on my bicycle. Oh, what? Riding down a hill. How do you speak? Really? Yeah. A speeding ticket on your bicycle. Is this a true story? I didn't have... Yes. I didn't... I wasn't... That's not allowed. It was 1980s, bro. That's terrible. Yeah, terrible. I didn't... How old were you? 13. Oh, man. That explains a lot, Travis. My brother got a ticket on his bicycle for running a stop sign. Yeah! That's what it was. I was hauling ass down a hill. I think it was like, it was in like Saint and I must have been younger than 12. Must have been like 11, 10. How did they know you were speeding? They were like, you were going right out. Clock damage. I remember it was like, the cop hole. Sir, do you know how fast you're going on that bicycle? I remember the cop hole. He pulled me over. The cop was like, stop me at the bottom of the hill. Boy, do you know how fast you're going to go on a tour? Are you trying to avoid the question about jail? No, I'm... Okay, let's hear it. This was the first time he was 12. Oh, no. He's told this story. I was 12. The problem is he doesn't... He has no idea why he was in jail. That's... Well, I've been to jail a couple times. You're like, I... Pick one. Mom, please turn off the radio. Oh, man. I think I've already told the one about the... Hold on. Tell about the scar on your face and how I noticed it and then you smashed the window and walked through 711 inside your face. Do you really want to hear that story? Isn't that the other time you went to jail? Yeah. Well, man, that's... Well, now... Well, now we have to know. Now it's out. Oh, God, almighty. This is... I don't want to deal with what the emails will get when you don't tell the story. So, confident. Oh, shit. It's kind of a long story. But, you know, I'll tell... Clips notes. Yeah, give us those clips notes for... Okay. Drunk. Divorced. The... Luthera windshield. Tree. Ambulance. Hospital. Got out of the hospital, 711, bloody face, taxicab ride home. Terrible. And that was it. Okay, so no... No, no jail. You didn't hurt anybody, right? Well, no, they gave me the option. Go to jail or go to the hospital. I said, "Oh, God." I... No, his ex-wife... His ex-wife that he just divorced was in the car. Oh, no. That was a different one. Who went in the car? She was. Yeah, that was a... Yeah, I was like, "Come on." And I was like, "That's okay." Okay, DUI happened. It was not a... Not a very proud moment in my life. You learned from it. I did. I did. And nobody but you got hurt, right? Only me. I got hurt. Yeah. I got hurt. I got hurt pretty bad. Sometimes God puts things or the universe... Well, I flew through a windshield of a car and did like a whole Superman thing. Well, you are clearly Superman. Yeah. You're invincible. You know, kids out there don't drink a drive. It's just not worth it. It's not. That's my... Take away. What do you call that? Take away. Take away. What do you call that? PSA. PSA. The PSA. John, I was dumb. Yep. So you've never been to jail? Never been to jail. Thank goodness. So you got to take it for Jay walking and you hit it from your dad. I hit it from my mom. From your mom. And then she was like, "I was crying." And then like the day that it was supposed to come, because I knew it was going to come within 30 days. It was like 28 days. And I just broke down crying. And I was contrary to your belief. I was very innocent. I was a virgin till a long time. That's wrong with you. And drink. That's not what Dave says. Everybody lost their virginity and drank before me. That's not what Dave says. Dave said something totally... I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm totally throwing Dave under the bus. No. I know. By the way, that song, "You Make Me Want to Drink," Dave makes me want to frickin' drink. Gulp. So sometimes... There you go. So my mom, which is actually the worst thing you ever did. We were hanging out in R.B. Rancho Bernardo, that round table. Jay Walking was the worst thing you ever did. Well... At the time. That I got caught at. Fair. You didn't break the law if you didn't get caught. Exactly. Yeah. I like your style, Eric. All right, so I have a question for Julie. Hey. Again, there's birds in the studio. I didn't put a little bird in my run for cover. What does that mean to you? Oh. So that's a band that I joined, and it was just... I didn't go seeking it. It was just like a friend who has a boyfriend who knew this guy that was seeking a singer. And they're all married. They all have families. So it's not like a total commitment, right? It's like once a month. And so I joined this band called Run for Cover, and we've had like two or three gigs and we've got one this Friday at a place in Old Town called Home and Away. Wait, this is still isn't it? Oh, I'm still in it. Oh, okay. I just joined it. I just joined it in the last year. Okay. But I would have never been able to join it had I not been in Riptide, because I got so seasoned playing with Davey. Oh, and all the other songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's me and Dave. And you know, you heard Dave play. He's playing a guitar. Dude, that dude is a wave of a player. Oh, and it sounds like he's... He's fine. Fricking three instruments. It's insane. You're watching him play. It's insane. So I was seasoned because I would never, I told Dave, I would never be able to try out for this band if I hadn't played with you for this long. So I go and I audition, I feel like, you know, I'm nervous as all get out. And I end up getting this band and it's been super fun. And you know, now I feel, now I, not only a pop star, now I'm a rock star. Is it so so good? So it covers originals, both pop country rock, Broadway. It's like, it's like Panama, crazy train, it's like crazy shit, but not, not in a, not originals. Like Aussie crazy train, like, yeah, yep, yep, yep and like, just a girl. I do. Nice. I do. So can I ask a question? Yeah, of course. So when you say, I would have never thought to audition. Because I would never have the guts. So, so because I'm ignorant to the whole thing. So do bands like put on like Craigslist or something like saying, "Hey, I need somebody," or do they reach out to you or? Well, sorry. I know someone that knows someone. No, I knew somebody that reached out to me. Okay. That actually saw Riptide at one of our gigs, but so I would never go on Craigslist. I'm not, I was never, I was completely content with Riptide. I would never seek out another opportunity because I'm very busy with this, but when I learned that it was like, not till three in the morning, it's like seven to ten, seven to nine, some private gigs, some, some band, some bar gigs, I'm like, all about it. So, and they're all families, and so it's been a great thing, and Dave's going to get up there with our band someday. And because they've all worshipped him and said he's amazing. So they're going to, he's going to get up sometime with the, with the band. It's going to be amazing. Well, so how often do you and Dave play like every week or like three to four times a week? Three, four times a week? I'm sorry. That's a busy schedule. I was going to say, dang, that's more of a dirty confetti. That's more than me and Travis deep each other. If we live together, sorry, three to four times a month. Okay. Three to four. I had a day job. So, okay. Three to four times a week. So what, okay. What is your day job? Oh. I was hoping you'd ask. I knew level unlocked. I wax intimate, I wax intimate parts of the body. Oh, do you? Okay. So I'm an esthetician. So I wax full body waxing. I do lash, lift, lash extensions, lash, sorry, brow lamination, facials. Where do you work? In Carmel Mountain. I rent a room with next to my best friend. She has a- Is it like a solar thing or it's like your own individual, like a company? It's like a room rental, but I live, I rent, sorry, I'll have some more wine. I actually do like it. I live my work too. I feel you sister. My best friend works right next to me. And so it's something called Renova and there's therapy. Oh, cool. Just like a wellness center. So we've got massage, acupuncture, Botox, fillers, me. So if we bring you back, would you give Travis a chest vaccine? Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you too. I love you too. Okay. Let me just tell you something. I'm a hairless, I don't have any hair. That is true. He is the hairless wonder. He does. I'm a hairless wonder, I don't have any hair. Oh, you're one of those. I'm one of those, bro. Two of the reasons I was so attracted. I got no back hair. Like you, you crazy fool. He's like, one of those. He's like, one of those. I say we bring an air. Yeah. He's like one of those Olympics. Wait a second. I have an idea. In the winter time. I'm going to treat my table and we're going to do a live waxing. Yes. You are Mike. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Oh, that was a fun idea, Travis. Wait. I'm giving a high five. Where is Mike? Where are you? I'm coming out. No. It's actually right down from the, um, it's right behind Home Depot. Oh. It's the corner of the, it's the foremost built. What is that? Avenue of science or whatever. World trade, world trade and caramel. Yeah. Julie, you know we did live tattoos on this show. Well, let's continue the game. Let's do a live waxing on Eric here because he's the only one that will apply because I don't have hair on my body. I'll do a live bra lamentation. I'm scared. I'll do the good one. So do you do anybody or typically or just women or men or doesn't have? I do women and men. What do the men usually get waxed? What is that? How does that work? So it's interesting. So in my practice, because it's very, um, I'm literally just me, um, I only, I don't do private parts of men, um, where I used to work. I did. I did. Um, what am I allowed to say on the show? You say what? You say ball wax. So they're something called the ass crack and sack. That's the whole comp. That's like, that's like a package order that I told you I didn't have to do that. You could go somewhere. So that's like, so that's like a package. It's the ass crack and wax. It's the ass crack and sack. Oh, sack, sack and sack. So not that I wouldn't do it. So I do. So oddly enough, I do do a few people just their ass, the guys, just their ass. The crack or just the ass or the cheeks? The crack is the ass. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the center or outside. You know what I mean? The bun or the inner of the bun where the hot dog goes or where the, where the. The crack is the crack. The things that girls don't have to worry about. You might only have one crack. Well, yeah. That's true. It's up to you. I feel like there's two quotes on the butt like this, like the cheeks and then there's the, there's the, the dirty innards, you know what I mean? The innards. Okay. But no, I get what you're saying, but should we have a dot innard show next week? I don't know. You're the, you're the waxer. Doctor Oz. Show us on this diagram what's to be waxed. I do a lot of backs and stomachs and ears and nose on men. And I do a couple cracks. That was my favorite thing to wax and cosmetology schools. My nose. Oh. You were a cosmetology show. And in here. I do hair. Yeah. Oh, you do. She's the hair lady. She's the hair. She's the hairstylist. I mean, I wouldn't say that. But I, yeah, I've had my license for 15 years at Blondie's in Ramona in town. Oh. Blondie's was a cool bar in New York. It does all the famous people in Ramona. Of course she does. Including myself. You need to hit her up and get you all done up. Well. Your hair looks great, by the way. But. So you do, you do hair. Do you do ass bleaching? I do not. My license does not cover that. That's a different licensure. That's a different endorsement. I asked her that same question when it first met her. Do you do ass bleaching? I can, I can trim your ass hairs all day long. I just can't, I can't bleach them. Wait a minute. Get it back up. So if somebody came in and said I need to see my ass hairs trimmed, you would do it? Sure. No. No. Get that hell out of here. Actually, it isn't nice go, but I'm going to do it. It's a professional. You're a professional. No, no. I don't. I'm like chin and up hair. Oh, okay. Yeah. Good girl. Hey, for me, it's like looking at a hand. I love my job because I make people, I make women really comfortable. See, that's nice. I can see that. You are. They come in. They've had like four or five kids. Yeah. My shit is terrible. And I go, I assure you, it's not the worst I've seen. No. And I know, but I'm telling you, it's not. You guys, first of all, if you've had three or four kids, the vaginas are still intact. They look beautiful. So I have a book that was gifted. It's called I'll Show You Mine. And it's a gift that was given to me by my best friend. And just all the vaginas? From her, all the vaginas. From her, our dear friend Ben, who passed away of epilepsy in his sleep and he had this book and it wasn't because he was a perv. He was a therapist. He's very progressive. And it was just him wanting to understand everything. It was really not a perv thing. And I show this book and anybody that feels insecure, I open up this book. And after three pages, they're like, they're wide open. They're like, they're like, look at this. They're like, I feel, I find this very fascinating. Dude, I find this very fascinating. I find this very fascinating. Because I'm thinking about like ham sandwiches and like, you know, like, like. It's all kinds. You guys. Don't get it. Listen. Oh, I mean, you know, like an open face sandwich. No. The first face sandwich. There's any. There's any. There's any. All right. There's any. Can we just move on to Cola Nauska piece and all? I never would have thought. Okay. So you guys got to. But I want to say one thing. All right. Go ahead. There's the innes. There's A, B's and C's. Oh, Lord. A's are like the innes. B's are not like in particular order better or worse. A's are the innes. B's are the outies and C's are the ones you thought you'd never see. Oh. Well, there you go. Man, this show just really took a crazy turn. I don't know why that's so fascinating. I'm fascinated with it myself, and I'm sure there's a lot of listeners are as well. How long is the book Travis? It's a period. Loan me the book. I'd like to do. We need a new bathroom book. So we'll take it for a couple of weeks. Put it on there. Sweet ribs. All right. Let's go ahead and get that. I need a new book. I need a new shitter book. And so we're going to play a song. Is there a place for the design on the back that they read it? Okay, God's sakes, Lord, have mercy on our souls with us. All right. All right. What was it called? Kolonoska. Kolonoska. No, I kind of want to hear the song. Okay. You kind of hyped it up. I think we have it. So I have it. Okay. So let's play it. I'm the sound guy. All right. Dave's over here going like this. Eric, play the song. Jesus. I'm not running the show. Hey, here we go. We're in. We're in. I'm going to get a Kolonoska P, got to get a Prump Shumpt up in me. Oh, yeah. And I love my high colonic tea, Drink it in, it comes out of me. Oh, yeah. Getting older is so much fun, Look at all the things I get to do. Changing burned out light bulbs is the only thing I get to screw. I can't wait for my physical, For my doctor get physical with my boys down there. And I love my high fiber diet jam, It keeps me regular beyond compare. Yeah, getting older is so much fun, Look at all the things she gets to do. Watching me change up burned out bulbs is the only time she wants to screw. I have something to share my friends, I think I just wet my depends, Oh, well. And now, the song has come to its end, I know you're all said my friends, but hey. Someday, you're going to get a Kolonoska P, Maybe drink some high colonic tea, who knows, yeah, who knows, I think I got to go. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Please don't take him just because you can, Your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of urban hair with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Your smile is like a breath of spring, Your voice is soft like some rain and I cannot compete with you, Jolene, He talks about too in his sleep and there's nothing I can do to keep from crying when he calls your name Jolene, And I can easily understand how you could easily take my man, But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Please don't take him just because you can, You can have your choice of man, but I could never love again, He's the only one for me, Jolene, I had to have this talk with you, my happiness depends on you and whatever, you decide to do Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Please don't take him even though you can, Jolene, Jolene. We're all scared of a take my man, Don't let her be afraid to watch me, We're scared of a dawn run run, We're all I gotta take care of me, We're scared of a take my man, Don't let her be afraid to watch me, We're scared of a dawn run run run, We're all I gotta take care of me, I'm drowning in a whiskey river Bathing my memory in the wetness of its soul, Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind, I'm leaving hard you left so cold, Whiskey river take my man, I know let her be afraid to watch you leave, We're scared of a dawn run run, We're all I gotta take care of me, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, I'm drowning in a whiskey river Bathing my memory in the wetness of its soul, Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind, I'm leaving hard you left so cold, Whiskey river take my man, I know let her be afraid to watch you leave, We're scared of a dawn run run run run run run run run run run run run run I gotta take care of me I gotta take care of me, I know let her be afraid to watch you leave, We're all I gotta take care of me, I know let her be afraid to watch you leave, We're all I gotta take care of me, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, We're all I gotta take care of you, Oh, I'm the one that suggested that, Our best friend is a doctor for Sharp, It could be our theme song, No, I think it should be for Sharp healthcare, I think it could be a commercial, and I think it could make a lot of money, and why do you think I put the background vocals in the studio, because I want to get paid, Babe, we get rid of Frosty's song, Yeah, go to the doctor, get it checked, you know, Yeah, I don't know, how about a song about a root canal, tickle it, do you wake up more than three times a night, and have to pee, How many times do you have to pee at night, that's a, that's an AI song that we could probably have AI, Is that a challenge? No, I've got really good telling the thing, I know that should scares me, dude, I don't like messing with that stuff. Did you, did you hear the last episode where we told the AI to read a song for us, We wrote a Thanksgiving banger, we didn't write it, AI wrote it, Yeah, well, I mean, kind of, but yes, AI basically wrote us a song, Isn't that crazy? That talked about, I wrote a whole damn song in less, So much smoke in a turkey, a toilet backing up, it was a whole thing, it wrote it like a three minute and 50 second song in under a minute, like it, that's crazy, fucking crazy, grandma was making stuffing and mashed potatoes. The toilet was backed up, it was all kinds of prostated stuff, I would imagine, we could put it in there, it would have probably worked, it would have worked, they, it would have made it work somehow, crazy. Wow, Dave is what held a songwriter. What kind of show was this same show? It's the same show, I think it was last, I think it was more stupid every episode, second hours always worse. Yeah, are we, you know what, it keeps the listeners worse or better, I don't know, you know what, we have to do a shout out to our sponsors, sweet curbs, let's do a shout out, let's do I would love to do a shout out to Jennifer Lane at Palmo Valley Winery and Tasting Room. We thank you so much for your sponsorship, we thank you for your support of live music and hosting bands at Palmo, stop by and see why they were voted for a Mona's best tasting room, two years in a row. It's true, two years in a row. It is two years, 23 and 24. Yeah, Dave and I played there and we absolutely loved it and people loved the wine and I can't wait to go back, we're back there. Oh yeah. Oh wow, okay, there it is. Okay. We got, so we thank you so much, Palmo, for sponsoring the show and supporting the live music here in Ramona. So when Julie first showed up, she sat down in the chair and she's like, so what am I supposed to do? I'm like, I don't know, you got a microphone, pull it toward you. Well, am I supposed to pull this toward me or do I have a microphone guy? She was such a princess. I was confused though, because Kirby is literally like a foot away from it. So I was like, oh my God, I don't want to be too loud. Well, the only thing is, as Eric will tell you, it's very directional. So it can be anywhere, but if it's this way and you're talking that way, it's not going to pick you up. No, I know, but he, no, clearly you have a better projection voice, Kirby, it's okay. Also 31 episodes. So I've had a little bit of growing pains. She's got the distance down. She got scolded a few times. Yeah. I would. I used to move it. She's been yelled at 31 times. And then I would move and I'd get like a stank eye across the thing over here. That's funny. Well, I've had my mic pushed in my face four times now. All right. So that's four. So now I'm just going to stand still and talk. Check your white carefully out of the side of your mouth. I'm not going to move. All right. So Julie, we always ask a question of our favorite guests here. So if you were stranded on an island and you had one song, one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would those three things be? One song, one food, one drink, alcoholic drink, some food. Yeah. So this, can I, well, I know the food will be avocado. You can live on an avocado. I know that if you're stranded in a day or two, grow more at night. Don't overthink of Kirby. I mean, that's going crazy. And then the dream. How do you know there's a soda because I could be slightly intoxicated and still hydrating. We thought nice. That was mine. We are. See, I'm smart. Unofficial. So avocado, smart. And then the song. Oh, well, shit. Who would ever want to hear one song over and over again? Brandy by looking glass. The one hit wonder. Oh, God. Oh, that's I. I would, can I just say I don't want to be the caveat? It wouldn't be one song. It would be every one hit wonder, like through the course of time. Or no songs. No, you have to pick a song. No song. You gotta remember this isn't in silence on the island. It's not it's not real. Oh, okay. Okay. Now he's inspiring. This is brandy. This is brandy. Something Yacht Rock. Oh, Yacht Rocky. Something Yacht Rocky. All right. On a Western Bay. Get out of here. I'll pick this song. 100 ships a day. This would be your this would be your song. It would be it would be it would be your repeat forever. It's fine. Oh, this is good. Listen to this one, too. It would be something old school. I like that. You know, I dig her because she goes Yacht Rock. There's something about Yacht Rocky that you could just kind of like listen to forever. Um, yeah. I've got a story about Yacht Rock too, when you're done with your little medley over there. All right. I'm gonna make it you have to listen to this. I'm repeat forever. Here we go. Get it. I already said it. You didn't even say your name. You said Africa. Neither did you. Kirby. Toto by Africa. So your final answer is what? Your final answer. No, you can't just say Yacht Rock. It's one song. Brandy. Brandy. Yep. Forever. Brandy forever. She's a fine girl. She's a fine girl. She would have been a good wife. She's a fine girl. What a girl. So, can I talk about Yacht Rock for a second? Yeah, let's hear it. Um, so I'm sorry. I'm trying. So, have you heard the song almost 16? No, who sings that? Or, so there's a Yacht Rock song. So, my book club. Your book club. Wait, you're in a book club? Yeah. Nerd. You're full surprises. I love it. Don't listen to him. Nerd. No, I'm just kidding. It's with my, my high school friends. Travis has to be defensive. He doesn't read Dean Cortez. So, your, your former, almost 16 by who? Um, I have, I'm trying. Dean Cortez. Look it up. Some I am. Um, 16. So, anyway. So, were you in high school at the same time as him? Like, you went to power high with you? Yes. Yes, yes. So, so the song is like she was, uh, it's about wanting to make love to the 16 year old. And Peter, can you help me with this? Can you look this up? Um, how old does this person? So, this was in the 80s and that video literally shows a girl in the window that looks young and the, the singer that's an adult. Yes, find it. Is literally looking in the window talking about how he wants to make love to her. And it's so, it's so weird how no wonder Bill Cosby was doing all these things. Like, oh, like, pop her teacher moment. This song would never be published. You know, it's like, we've come so far. So at my book club, we addressed the yacht club and like, how this song came through. And Vicki's like, she slammed it down. Her kids were in the back. And it's just weird how far we've come, you know? It's like, uh, what's that? Um, the guy from the 50s, the big balls of fire, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Lee Lewis, right? I was thinking of when I'm a writer. Very good. Very good. Eric. Didn't she marry? He married somebody. It was like, that was his cousin. Yeah. A cousin that was 16 or 15, like young. See, it's, we've come a long way. Like, I feel like that's not allowed anymore. And it's kind of frowned upon now. We say no, sir. We say no, just say no. Just say no. Just say no. That's a Nancy Reagan. It's Nancy Reagan. Just say no. Wasn't it? Just say no. Yeah. Just say no. Oh, man, that's just the way to go. The opposite of what I make it right. That's the way to go. Just say no. I'm going to, I was like, well, fuck that. I'm going to say, yeah. And that's what, and that was the first time I went to jail. One of these days, I'm going to get that one. I'm going to get that clip right there. You're stupid. There's nothing more cute than when Kirby calls him stupid. And they do it a lot, but it comes from what the most is in serious love in my heart. You know, it's like anything. It wears out five years. I don't even hear it anymore. Just like us. They make up when they're feeding the animals. No. All right. All right. Mr. Ross. Yeah. What's up? We have about 15 minutes left. All right. No, not even that long. We've got like eight minutes, eight minutes. Holy shit. Wait, that's been two hours. Can you believe it? Damn. You know, one of these days we're going to start putting our we're going to stop constraining ourselves. You know what we're going to do? We're just going to do a live stream for like until we go to sleep and we're going to do like a little more thing. The eight hour of silence is just going to be just going to be reciting like virtually. Little Jack corner. Sad in the corner. She's going to be out there reading reading books to her chickens. Little Jack corner, little little bit about boob. It's not be Bobboob. First of all, it'd be Miss Muffet on her tuffet. What's the name of your chicken? Uno. Do you know? Have you started name in your chickens? Yeah. Okay. Well, so do I have to give you a little intro first? Oh, yeah. We have time but I'll just. Oh, I mean, if you want to do it, sure. Here we go. All right. Here you go. Okay. Have you started giving your chickens names? Yes. So the first one that was born, he was all black. His name's Uno. Then there's one with a spot. He's spot. And then there's one that looks like a penguin, but that's it. Out of eight of them, three have names. So what is the penguins name, Penguin? Penguin. I love it. Really? That's an easy one. He's the one that's got the little he looks like you. He's got the crazy hair on top. He looks like you. Where do you go on TVR then? Well, we can change it. Now you got me on self conscious. But they're just now starting to get into their own coloring where we can tell them all apart and I can give them names and be able to tell who to. And you have eight, eight. Yeah. And you have named three? Yes. All right. All right. Well, there you go. All right. So, are we going to do? The kids heard and played. I hear more of this every time. I would love to go and see the animals. Oh my gosh. Yes, please. We got goats. Yeah, bring wine. We'll bring the goats and the chickens. We got to give another another a number. We got to give another shout out to our other sponsor, our favorite sponsor. You're gonna get that by the way. She's got Victoria. She's got. She's got her own green bell. I love that. What's that song? Gloria Victoria. And her name is V. Gloria Victoria. We should do that. We did it. All right. We're going to write a song called we get a sidetracked site. I'm going to thank you, Ramona Family Naturals for supporting our show. The Travis Billy Ross Outlet Country Show. We thank you so much. And for supporting all the live music in Ramona. We play there every Thursday. My band, Dirty Confetti. And I know Riptad's played there. Oh, we love that place. Oh, yeah. You guys do brunch on Sundays? Yeah. Yeah. Who's is a riptide, though? Would you speak? This is a riptide. I'm going to hop in there. I'm going to shop in there. They have so many amazing bullshit. No, I'm telling you, Ramona Naturals, if that shop, I looked it up on my Yuka app. The lotions and the products. Yeah. Anything from jewelry and I can tell you right now, it's amazing. My entire beauty regime from face wash to moisturizer comes from that store. Oh my God, I'm obsessed. Thank you, Aubrey. Oh, Aubrey, yeah, she's that $25 gift card I get every time I play. I starve and I just put it in my pocket to buy products. Travis five wine. Sweet. Dang. No, so they have a coffee bar there, too. You can get a coffee or smoothie. And they also have a full kitchen. If you go walk into the main door, go to the left, go to the back. There's a whole kitchen back there. You order your. What? What do you like? Take a left or right when you get to the freezer, double back, there's going to be a counter. You don't just want back. Double leftovers. Round the backside. Anyway, you'll see it. It's a counter. They have a kitchen there. You order your food and then you pay for it and you can eat it outside. My boyfriend. Enjoy the rest of your. It's the only place in town. I know you can buy one can out of a six pack of beer. Oh, yeah. You can let it crack off the one beer. Yep. And my boyfriend had two meals there and I'm telling you, I can never cook again because it's never going to be good enough. Like it's literally, you can taste the freshness. You can taste the farm freshness. It's ridiculous. All organic, man. Got to love that. Got to love it. Thank you, Ramona Family Naturals for supporting our show. The Travis Billy Rossello Country Show. Perfect. Victoria. There she is. All right. I got to win a game. All right. What are we doing? Here's the deal. All right. What are we doing? Julie, do you want to play this with us? Yeah. Are you? I'm probably going to look stupid. I blame the wine. No, I'm waiting for the guest that is like, no, I'm, I'm trying to see where this is going to go. I'm just going to fucking smoke. I want her. I want, I want Julie to whoop your ass. It's only a matter of time. No, I'm probably not. You probably could. Don't worry. All right. What are we doing? What are we doing? 80s country. No. What are we doing? I think we should do just name that tune, all encompassing, all genres. All right. All show. I might have all genres. But wait, for all decades. That's decades, decades, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Country, all decades, not genre. Yeah. So Julie has mentioned more than once she's a big country music fan. So we're going to stick with country music. Okay. Yeah. But it can come from any decade. And have you listened to the show recently? I listened to you and Dave now I'm going to listen every Sunday. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So remember your name is your buzzer. Okay. So I'm going to play in a song. Let's say just jingle bells. You say Julie jingle bells. So you got to say your name to buzz in. So your name is the buzzer. Boom. That's when you clock in. We tried with real buzzers, but we almost all killed each other. We throw in a throw in the buzzer. Yeah, there was a CSI episode that always came out of it. The cops on the same neighbors were kind of going weird. So your name is your buzzer. You can give them the name of the song or the artist. You get five seconds to name the other part if you don't. The other part. Yeah. So if you name the artist, you get five seconds to name the song you get you get up to two points. Okay. Okay. Let's say he plays menana Montgomery. You say Julie, menana Montgomery. Okay. Then you get another five seconds to say Alan Jackson. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Okay. Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? No, I'm just ready to. Well, then let's get it on. Ready? Let's go. Take it or take it. She's ready to take it. All right. Or look like an ass. All right. Let's look. It's sort of simple. I heard Travis. I heard Travis. Oh, you got to say your name. I just gave it a word. 95. I got you. You got to say your name first. Sorry. It's okay. It's okay. It's a learning curve. All right. You see how this works? Yes. All right. Say my name. Say my name. All right. Here we go. I'll say my name. Kirby. Kirby. Go ahead. We have a McIntyre little rock. It is. All right. Ready for the next one? Kirby's fast. So you have to be, you have to be quick. I clearly, I went quick. I just didn't say my name. Say your name. Say my name. All right. Here we go. Travis. Go ahead. Travis. Not the king of country. George Strait. It is. George Strait. All my exes. Oh my god. There you go. Did you say your name? He did. He did. He did. I'd be the first one that was. Yeah. Kirby doesn't let anybody get away with anything. I saw her. I saw her jump across the tables once. She's like, you broke the rules. Do you see this in tooth right here? Yeah, you broke the rules. Right with the microphone. Here we go. Travis. Travis. The juts. It is. Why not me? I will fucking murder your sick leader. God dang. That's talent. TBR. Don't you ready? Yeah. Okay. Here's the next one. Travis. Go ahead, Travis. Eddie, we have it. Love the rainy night. I won't. What? Wait, you guys practiced before. No. This ain't bullshit. You're awake. This is rigged. How's it rigged? Is that rigged? All right. Next one. All right. Go. Kirby. Kirby. I don't know. Kiss an angel. Good morning. It is. Charlie. There you go. Good job. All right. Well, I really missed out on that. Are you with us, Julie? You hanging in there? I'm here. All right. Hey, good there. Come on. Here we go. Travis. Travis. Try to paycheck. Take your job and shove it. It's bullshit. Can you play some Broadway over here? Oh, can we get a Broadway category? Switch it over. No, no, we already said. Kirby, you were the country music queen girl. Here we go. Kirby. Kirby. Rosanne Cash. Oh, oh, oh. Kirby. Travis. Arissa Chas. No. Kirby. Kathy Mattea. 18 wheels. There you go. Two points. They played that during the break. You cheater. I know. I don't know what. God, dang it. It's just bullshit. All right. Next one. Here we go. Oh shit. Just let him play. Don't say anything, you guys. ♪ I'll always remember the song ♪ Just let me take one. Please. Don't show the Travis. Go ahead. The tear jobs. No. You suck. Don't let the tear go. That's my drill. All right, Julie, you got this. Oh, Julie, sing it, baby girl. Oh my God, a terrible at names. This is why I never began Jeopardy. All right. Five seconds. Wait, play the chorus. Oh, could I have this? Oh, damn it. Is this Captain Mattea too? No. It's Anne Murray. Anne Murray. Oh, she's a frog. She's a frog. She's a frog. She's a frog, right? She's a frog, right? She's really like those songs. You're right, that's so good. No. All right. All right, here we go. I'm embarrassing myself. Julie. Go ahead. And Dolly Parton. I'm in the stream. Come on. I just need a time. I didn't hear the countdown. I don't have a photograph of memory. Once you say your name, the timer starts. All right. Kirby will be the first one to tell you. Don't call your name, unless you're ready to answer. Unless you're ready to answer. Here we go. Next. I didn't think I was that brutal until I got to this game. This is cutthroat. Travis. Travis. Alabama. Song itself. All right. Next. Here we go. Ready? Hey, are you with us? Yeah, I want to play Broadway next time. All right. I'll kick these bitches out. All right. You know, that would be a little fun. All right. We're gonna have to do it. Hold up. Travis. Travis. Allen Jackson. Shadda Huchi. Obviously, he's won this when I'm fucking done. Okay, Max. I hate you. Only for the next few minutes. No, it was Shadda Huchi. It's not I hate you. Julie Julie. Brooks and Dan. All America. Jody Messina. Hence Carolina. You did say your name. Kirby. I did. I did. Kirby. Jody Messina. Hence Carolina. Kirby got two points. Telling that song does not sound like America by works and does. It sounds it sounds nothing like it. It does. It sounds nothing like it. Okay. This is embarrassing. Here we go. I lost again. Nah. Kirby. Go ahead. Dixie Chicks wide open spaces. I always miss this one because I don't know the song. We only have a couple more minutes. All right. You ready? Yep. Oh my God. Kirby. Kirby. Oh my God. It's a wicked. What's the name of the song? What's it? Popular. Oh, no. Go ahead. Popular. Wicked. No, I said popular. That's not it. That's what I thought it was too. Oh, you're happy. I hope you're happy. Still not right. Is this a Broadway? No. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. If you look to the western sky. What is this song? Apparently I don't know. Titles. Now. Christian Chatikman. Yes. Wicked. Oh, I'm gonna have to give you half credit for that for sure. No. What's the name of the song? You don't ask me the name. Because that song starts out so slow. It's great. That's like gravity. Fair enough. I'll give it to you. Julie. Go ahead. Um, um, it's wicked again. Nick Travis. Go ahead. Patrick Swayze. No. It is Patrick Swayze, no. I'm just kidding. Oh, I did it myself. Ah, Frozen. Frozen. I did it myself. No. What's the name of the song? What's the name of the song? Kirby. Kirby. Oh, no. It's Frozen. I didn't know the artist. What's the name of the song? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I hate this thing. Fucking. Oh, the song was the snow. I know. Julie, I did all my art. I did the artist and the show. Next song. What's the name of this song? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got this. Let it go. Let it go. Oh, God, okay. Remember you guys? You won that. We need to start a video on this show. We've got time for two more and then we're done and the Travis has to say good night. Wow. No one knows. I know this. I mean, I heard it. Turn up funky. Hold on. Let me hear the words. [Music] Wow. Five seconds. We are slow. Is it from what? Oh, I'm going again. Missle, Missle, Annie. Julie, Missle, Annie. Alright, Missle, Annie. Here's the last one. Yeah, you were right. Kirby. Kirby. Hamilton not giving away my shots. There you go. Wow. Wait, I feel like I got ripped off because Travis, we're doing a lot of brains, but no polish. Travis, normally I would like totally like smooth over your emotions, but the the fact is you in fact got your shit dropped. He won though. Alright, here we go. Travis still won. Let's see. Travis. Oh, this is, oh, this is the El Pop. Is this Marty Robbins? Marty Robbins. Okay, Cassie doesn't lie. So here's the final score. Julie, you got three points. Wow. Yeah, good job, honey. Travis, you got 14. Kirby. Want to guess? Fifteen. See, we went to musical sign ever signed up for musical school. That's a crap. Fair enough. Fair enough. Alright, it's all right. What I did, I still failed. I'm going to be a graceful loser. It's okay, Julie. We can both be graceful losers. Sweet curbs always kicks my ass anyway. So it's all good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Julie, thank you. I had a blast. Wait, before we go, how do we get, how do we find you? How do we know where you're playing? All the socials, all the tags. Give us all the facts. All the steps. Rip tide. Rip tide. Rip tide.com or? Rip tide.com or just search Rip tide somewhere. Just yeah, rip tide.com. Okay. That's rip tide. What do you want me to say? I want to come see you next time. Rip tide. Rip tide. All right, rip tide. San Diego. Julie, thank you so much. Yeah, we've got December dates. Just look at rip tide on Facebook. We're just our lounge. We're pammo wide. Rip tide. San Diego and we've got a private holiday. That doesn't matter to you. Anyway, okay. But you guys were awesome. I can't wait to be back. And I want to come back and just wax his back. Okay. What was it? What was the the ass cracker ball? Ass cracker ball. That's cracker ball. That's cracker ball. We're not going to do ACS, ACS, ass crackers back. The whole package. Thank you so much. You guys have a great rest of your week. Happy Sunday. Thank you sweet curbs. Thank you, Eric. Thank you, Julie, for hanging out with us on this beautiful. Thank you so much. That was fun. Have a good night. God bless. I settle up and away I did go riding alone in the dark. Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me tonight. Nothing's worse than this pain in my heart. And at last here I am on the hill overlooking a parcel. I can see roses canteen of the lows. My love is strong and it pushes me onward down off the hill to the leaner I go. Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys. Off to my left right a dozen more. Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me. I have to make it two roses back. Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel a deep burning pain in my soul. Though I am trying to stay in the saddle I'm getting weary unable to ride. But my love for the leaner is strong and I rise where I fall. Though I am weary I can't stop to rest. I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle. I feel the bullet go deep in my chair. From out of nowhere the leaner has found me kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side. Cradled by two loving arms that I die for. One little kiss and the leaner. Good boy. The preacher man says it's the end of time and the Mississippi river she's a good drive. The interest is up and the stock market's down and you're only getting mugged if you go downtown. I live back in the woods you see. A woman and the kids and the dogs and the pigs. I've got a shotgun a rifle and a bull wheel drive and a country boy can survive. I can fly with field all day long. I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn. I make our own whiskey and our own smoke too ain't too many things these old boys can do. The growth good old tomatoes and homemade wine and country boy can survive. Country folks can survive. But because you can't survive a lot and you can't make a run those much more boys don't just go. We say crazy we say man if you ain't into that we don't give a damn. We came from the West Virginia coal mines and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies. And we can spin a buck we can run a trot line and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive. I had a good friend in New York City he never called me by my name just he'll believe. My grandpa taught me how to live all the land and his taught him to be a business man. He used to send me pictures of the rough waiting night and I'd send him some homemade wine. But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife for forty-three dollars my friend lost his life. I'd love to spit some beach nothing that dudes either shoot him with my old forty-five call the country boy can survive. Country folks can survive. Country kids don't go out and you can't make a run those much more boys don't just go. We say crazy we say man if you ain't into that.