Film Sack
Film Sack 681: Jaws 2
On this week's very wet Film Sack podcast, police chief Brody must protect the citizens of Amity after a second monstrous shark begins terrorizing the waters.
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- 1h 35m
- Broadcast on:
- 08 Dec 2024
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No. No. Honestly, when I started this, I thought only I had to do like four of these. I mean, it's unlimited to premium wireless for $15 a month. How are there still people paying two or three times that much? I'm sorry, I shouldn't be victim blaming here. Give it a try at midmobile.com/switch, whatever you're ready. $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speed slower above 40 gigabytes of C details. How old is your cousin? She's 17. She's a senior. Not crazy about blind dates. Oh, I don't know. I care if they got little white canes and tin cups. That's awful. Come on, what the hell? She's dancing, dancing round in the towel. This is romantic. Ah! Oh, sure. Hello and welcome to Film Sack. That's right. This is Film Sack. Minding the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, episode 681. My name is Scott Johnson. I'm joined today by Brian. Quit dripping. Sorry, that isn't it. Hey, Brian. Quit dipping Mike into the shark water. Dumbasses. John away, done away. Dream dipping, Mike. Whatever. Oh, hi. This week on Film Sack, we take a deep dive into the jaws of part two. This late 70s classic horror thriller set on the shores of everybody out of the water and why didn't we get a bigger boat island. Now, swimming on Netflix like a bunch of wet, horny teenagers thrashing about in the shark infested waters of New England. Electric shark. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Electric shark. Anyhow. World's deadliest animal. How about the animal who sits in his office so paranoid as shark is taking revenge on a small town that he decides to not only shoot the shark, but decides to add some sodium cyanide mercury and seal it all up with some wax for good measure. And thus sending me down an internet rabbit hole that will surely come up in my search history when I am investigating. It is some time in the future for shooting sharks in the shore and freaking out the locals. Why that is just coconuts. Still dig. Ready? Blind dates. They're okay if have a little white canes and tin cups. Sorry, that joke had a swim to shore while being eaten as first by a shark, but I think it still ended. Yeah, yeah. Nicely done. Last first. Wow. Yeah, I like the way I know. That's one way to go for sure. Also with this Randy one time, he found a huge dead killer whale suddenly as if he couldn't see it 30 yards before he got there Jordan. Aloha Scott, Brian, Brian. Guess who we are. We're cops, as always. And I've called this meeting to alert you all to the fact that there's a killer shark in town. And I'm the only one who believes in it. And I blew my one chance at being believed by the townswoke who are all enjoying the beach on a ridiculously windy day with long language staring at bikini butts but I ruined the bell and shot some bluefish and then barged in the city council meeting and they hate me. So I'm going to quit my job and drink Jack Daniels. But first three rules. Number one, if you see a dead mauled orca about a hundred meters up the beach from the high watermark, don't even question how it got moved that far. There's clearly a mad crane operator on the loose. You're not even going to consider that. Just make some cyanide bullets. Number two, we've got to figure out who's at most risk from the shark. But really, we won't have any kind of clue about all of this, even though it happened before. Where does the shark even live? We've already forgotten. Maybe in trees, backyards. I don't know. What were we talking about? Number three. The only thing teenagers think about and talk about and live for is heterosexual intimacy. But you don't have to worry about anyone who has tits like a sparrow and will die from a shark attack. That one will die from terminal virginity. Oh, she did. She did. Well done. We'll sat and that one on a sad note. Let's move. Let's move down the table and see what a friend Brian. Thanks, guys. I'm going with Timmy Ibit has to say. Oh, all right. So I did a few different vocal treatments on this one. I actually did the whole vocals for today's song four or five times. And I went with the least whiny. But it makes sense when you hear it. Sometimes you get a song that's just right in your range. Yeah, today is not it. [MUSIC PLAYING] Shah, shah, shah, shah, shah. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] That you had so much material to work with. That is amazing. Happy Christmas to me. And also, hitting those high jaws notes. Wow. On your way to that song, did you actually stop and think about the Dickie Goodman song, Mr. Jaws? Mr. Jaws. Yeah, it's not really a song as much as it's a-- It's a montage. I mean, there was that whole thing in the '70s where you'd have, "All right, Mr. Jaws, you are sitting here on the shores of Amity Island. What is it you're going to do?" I'm going to eat them up, eat them up. You know, they just put a play in the funk, right? I used to hate those. I didn't do one of the actual songs from those. But yeah, the Mr. Jaws thing did remind me of the old Dickie Goodman thing. Yeah, I used to hate those on the radio. Did you really hate it? Oh, see, I had a hand me down record player and everybody's cast off desks, right? So I had all sorts of things that nobody wanted to listen to. I was a little kid. And so I listened to Mr. Jaws probably 500 times because it was given to me. You know, like, what else are you going to do? I was like, "Hey, where's--" I lost my wallet. It's here in my car. Man, man, man, man, man, man. I hated the ones that weren't Dickie Goodman because there were a lot of imitators that came out after him. Even Dr. Demento started trying to do him himself. Yeah. And none of them were as good as Dickie Goodman. That might be the problem. Yeah. I think we had a local with like Rock 103 doing them and they were not. Oh, yeah. Not nearly as good. Yeah, I remember. I kind of also want to just nod at how counting crows, the original song was clearly drug-induced. Right. Yeah. Like, you know, like when-- All music. No. Because like, there's sometimes when the lyrics are just like, "Wow. How do I know those words? I can sing along every word of Mr. Jaws." It's played the line, "Everybody wants to pass as cats." I don't know, man. Yeah. I don't know. It's kind of impressive. Like, there's other bands like 311 writes impressively nonsensical lyrics. Oh. You know that the members of the band can't even see each other because of the cloud of marijuana in a studio with 311. Yeah. And they're still doing it. Their new album's awesome. And they're still-- it's still lyrics that make zero sense to anyone ever in the world. It's time me up. I'm original. What? I don't care. That's what I loved about presidents of the United States that they went full in. They were like, "Look, all this nonsensical bullshit. You know what? We're going to make parody songs." We're going to be just as popular. We're going to talk about peaches. And we're going to tell you exactly about the one can of peaches. Yeah. Yeah. Man, that peaches song used to be on a lot around my place. I was like, "Oh, what is the peaches a euphemism for? Like, what does it represent? No. It's just a can of peaches." There's really just a can of peaches. Yeah. Sometimes you're jonesing for a can of peaches. That's it. That's all it is. Well, we're talking about the movie Jaws 2, if that wasn't obvious. And I just need to preface this fake Fletcher with a quick comment. This might be the most unhinged we've seen. And I did nothing, did nothing to it. Just pasted in the text and hit generate. So you guys are about to hear what I heard. It's a keeper. Let's just say that. Here you go. Ah! On this week's very wet film sack podcast. Police Chief Brody must protect the citizens of Amity. After a second, monstrous shark begin terrorizing the waters. Ah! Shark! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! None of that's in the script. Good! Love it, though. None of that's in the script. Ah! All it was at the end as I said. Ah! Shark. And that's where it's supposed to end. It's a shark. And it just added a little bit. Yeah. And he goes on to have some sort of digital orgasm. Ah! Very, very weird. Ah! But anyway, thanks a lot wherever I got that. Ah! It is a Jaws 2. I don't know why it's taken us this long. We've seen 3D. We've seen one. Ah! Did we do four? We were a little disappointed in a Jaws 2D. I wasn't sure if it was going to hold up to 3D. Yeah. Yeah. Ah! But we did do 4, the revenge or whatever it is. We have it. No! And that's what's funny is they tease the idea that there is a shark out there that is seeking revenge. Right? Yeah. And he's crazy. And this one maybe comes through to all the other sharks somehow. Yeah. Somehow there's their back home going, dude, where's Larry and Phyllis? Oh, they were killed by that guy from Blue Steel. Executed by the power line. Oh! Okay. That shark was, this shark was no good, by the way. This shark and two just dumb as dirt. Yeah. Oh no, this was dumb. Also, alternating Lee had a scar burn on its face and then didn't. Yeah! There were so many different shark models used in this movie that I just want to just give it. It was multiple sharks. That's my conclusion. Yeah. There were multiple sharks. That's the only way I can explain how sometimes it was so huge and sometimes it was reasonable sized. Which is good. Which is good. Very end after the credits, right? Yeah. Like the two other sharks swimming around looking around like, Hey, what happened to... It's like definitely one of us. That was probably first and foremost on their, on how they're going to do part two. Because in the first one, we got that mystery shark because there was so many technical issues with the first shark. So I was sure, I'm sure when they went into this and it was like, well, first thing we got to do is nail this shark ship, right? Yeah. And I think they've failed, especially in some of the scenes where it's a rubber shark where they're like, it rubs against the boat and his face just folds in. Yes. Yeah. It was like somebody was doing that to their lips, so we're going to get rid of that. Yeah. Right. Right. But it's, my biggest problem was the continuity of the scar, scar, and so I'm giving it my chick in the bucket. Grab a bucket. Whoops. Grab a bucket. Because this thing had this gnarly burn slash thing from that explosion lady in the boat. Right. I was laughing so hard, dude. And when that happened, it looked so cool if they kept with it. Like it was a really cool, like, you know, James Bond villain, right? Yeah. It's a shark. Yeah. It's a skark. Yeah. It's a skark, skark face. Exactly. Skark face. And then came back a couple and then disappeared and it was like, all right, you guys freaking go to continuity class. It's not hard. You got to at least try that. That whole setup led to one of the most hilarious scenes and I needed the comedy when the lady on the boat who had been pulling the skier, by the way, most negligence puller. She's ever anyway, she's like a shark coming towards her, so she decides she's going to douse it with gasoline. I suppose she picks it up and she just shakes over her head and just all just pours down. It was the most frank present moment in the short movie ever. I agree. And it was also like the most memorable scene for me because it was so in the in the middle of the sort of like purpose of draws movies, like the the whole thing is having a person on a ski being towed by an old time, you looking boat, looks like the Kennedy family could have been driving it and and the shark is coming and you don't know when it's going to get her and all of that. That was like so right on and all they had to do to land that was have the shark kill both women. They didn't have to go any farther, right? Yeah. Like it didn't have to blow up the boat, you know, no, but they did. I'm really glad that they did because first of all, there's no way that explosion happens based on what the engine is in there, like there's no way that blow didn't explode because of that explosion, I assume, because of the massive amount of gasoline carrying 30 gallons of gas. Yeah. That entire scene, but it did create a dis set up another great scene, which is Roy trying to walk out into the rig, not wanting to walk into the water, eventually walking into the water, taking the sex inches off. Yeah. Yeah. And then then the lady who's all a corpse now burn up comes popping up and oh my gosh, that was actually kind of effective. It was, it looked pretty good. It looked all right. Yeah. And is he a public servant or not? Like, I just can't get this character anymore. And I know he's super traumatized, like he represents all of humanity that lives by the shore. I get it. But like he wades into the water and then there's a person and he's like, ah, runs away. No. As Brody is just, it's such a weird character. I mean, this is just, this is a rehash of the first one. I mean, it's the same thing except throwing some teenagers because the first one is all about nobody believes me. Nobody believes me. So they have to be teenagers because the events of four years previously would be remembered by most adults, but the teenagers are happy to go out in the ocean, you know, also because teenagers are, are foot loose, right? They're like, whatever. Yeah. But this movie, this movie really goes there. It's like the entire premise is a horny teenagers are trying to go get laid in boats and that's going to get them killed. Yeah. It feels like that's a probably, that's the one thing that fell realistic to me. If you lived in a seaside town and had a load of teenagers live in there, which I don't know if that's even a thing, but whatever, if you did, oh, absolutely. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. If it is, that would be, I could see that being an obsession boats, boats, boats, all the time. I got a sailboat. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when I had my sailboat and my dad used to take me up to the lake on the weekends, he'd go off and do his races and it was really like, it was me and Don Mosby and a bunch of other guys and then a whole bunch of girls and we're, the whole game was get them on your sailboat, take them out in the water and isolate them. You are the shark, separate them from the herd. You are the shark. I never saw the, the, the double entendre there where it is. Exactly. The kids are the sharks the whole time. It also, it also explains the, the vulnerabilities because any, like, I don't care how big the shark is. Seriously. I don't care how big the shark is. There are boats that can easily defeat this shark. Like there at one moment in the movie, the guy who, who brings a tiny little helicopter to the scene, he screams out that he's going to call in a coast guard cutter and I'm like, where has that been two and a half movies? Yeah. Yeah. Like, because a coast guard cutter is going to just mow down a shark. Like the, I don't care how big it is, it's not going to deal with that. Yeah. The blades aren't going to just splinter in, when they hit the water and tear. Yeah. Right. Like, but it was the big, metal blades, they will just cut through the water, it'll slow them down, whatever, but they're not going like break apart and like fly. That was a big, that was a big scene because it's kind of anticlimactic to see a shark take out a sailboat. That's, that's kind of boring, but seeing a shark pop up, I can't wait and I'm like, Oh my gosh. They're really riding this whole thing out with the helicopter. They're, he's going to row. They need to make the, exactly, they need to make the helicopter somehow a danger to the kids as well. Yeah. Yeah. Blades flying off. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Take it to the next level. It was pretty ridiculous without, without being, without how do you put this? Like it's earnest ridiculous. Right. They're trying. Yeah. They're trying to make this be intense. And that's kind of what fell flat for this movie for me. If you take those things out, those, those, those unique elements of the helicopter, the, the boat blowing up, the water skiing boat blowing up, all these other things, junction, cable junction, all that stuff, it's really not much more than, all right, shark comes to amity, shark comes back to amity, kill the shark kind of thing. There's not, there's nothing in this that is really unique or different than, and that's, that's what made me wonder why the movie's so long and why it's so uneven, because there's like, there's times it's movie. So all of the dangers in the water, that's how these, the physics of this thing works, right? So to have a whole scene where he goes to the city council, and then he's like, okay, I'll just sit over here while you talk. I'm like, well, wait, hey, anybody ever made a movie before? They're not going to just, they sit over here while people talk off camera. What? They tried to, they tried to cram two movies into one here. They tried to have the teenage horror and the Roy Schneider retailing of Jaws one. And I, they, they needed to try one or two and then, and then Portuguese and on the water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They needed to, they needed to cut one of these stories. And I think even though Roy Shider had way better acting, and I enjoyed every time he was on screen, I really felt like we already did it, should have cut that a little bit and just went with a stupid teenager story. They should have found a way to make it work. Yeah. I would have preferred that too. I, I, the kids in danger is actually a decent foot, a sub story. The biggest problem I had is Shider's kid son, who's supposed to be, you know, his psych. Terrible actor. Holy shit. He was bad. Mark Gruner. He's really, really bad. You're saying the younger son. You're talking about the older son. The older son that sneaks out and goes out there. He was great. Yeah. That was such a... He got these shell casings, dad. That was killing... He's cyanide laced. I'm sorry. I'm ready to go. Yeah. Can we have a, can we have a trope alert? Of course. A teenager sneaking out of the house because this, this one's got it all. This one's got him bumping into something and he might wake up his parents or alert that they're awake actually, but he, he might alert them that he's leaving. It's got the little kid that knows he's leaving and jumps out in the hallway. And then the little kid starts yelling to try to, ah, I love that scene so much. Yeah. It's pretty funny. Like there's a, every time Dunaway laughs, he reminds me how funny the movie can be if you're just, if you're just taking it on face value. It's like, yeah. Oh, that lady with the gas. What the hell was she thinking? Why, why is he? Okay. That's another kind of semi-chicken the bucket. The cyanide laced bullets with the wax tapes. Yeah. Right. Did they ever get used to do? Yeah. He used something. Yeah. He comes down out of his, uh, his shark, not a shark, not a shark church, yeah, not a sharp perch. And he, and he shoots it. It was so anti-climatic because we had this whole scene where you got this tension of is he crazy? Is he not? He's hiding in his office and he's putting the building these bullets and he just blows it all up. He should have had, he should have held on to some of those bullets. They should have had a role to play. That's just annoying to me. Yeah. His waist is on a bluefish. Bluefish. Everybody's yelling bluefish and I just, and that was a part where I rolled my eyes and went, Oh, Roy Shider, you're just the, this is the same thing. You're crying shark and no one believes you. Where have I seen this before? Right. A few years earlier. I actually did like something that was actually the group performance of the, the attendees on the beach was actually some of the best acting in the movie. Their faces are looking at him of him telling everybody, Hey, it's fine. It's fine. I just lost my shit for a minute. Go back to having fun. Everybody's like, we can't have fun now. Yeah. Pretty good faces. Yeah. They look pissed. Yeah. They, they look pretty pissed. They just look pissed. They look like shoot. They look shaken up and pissed, which is, which is a scary thing. They were, they were on the windiest beach. So this was, this was all filmed in Florida, you know, because you got the better looking sand, better looking weather and so forth. They managed to film all of those outdoor sequences and you've watched the people. The sand is blowing right into their faces. You have to face the wind. When they, when they yell rolling, like you have to face the wind. If you turn away from the wind, your hair blows the wrong way. Right. Right. So like, it just looks so miserable and, and at the same time. Just like being in the beach. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. At the same time, it's very realistic, super realistic. Yeah. Super realistic for sure. Yeah. It's just a, it's just a weird thing because I understand the challenge of taking a perfect film because I think Jaws 1 is near perfect. It's amazing. Perfect. An incredible film. A director that would go on to be one of the most renowned directors of all time, right? He's can't deny any of these like magical elements that made that first movie so special. It's really hard to do that with anything. Like try to do that with Indiana Jones and you end up with a kind of mediocre attempt all the while like template. Right. But you know what I mean? Like, it's just hard to follow stuff up. Try to do a Superman movie as dead makes for girl. Yeah. Once in a while, you make something great. Like you make Empire Strikes Back and everyone's mind is blown or, you know, there are examples of Godfather 2, an amazing movie, at least on par with the first one, if not better. You can do it. It can be done. But it's extremely difficult to do, especially when you pass the baton to directors and co-riders that weren't there in the first place. And you try to recapture that and Shider, according to all the trivia, that dude did not want to be there. He was like, "Piss the whole time." Oh, he could tell. Yeah. He didn't want to be there. Yeah. And he was constantly with the director, they did not get along. Perfect. Yeah. Just use that for your acting. It says here. I like you don't want to be there. It says here, according to his biographer, Roy Shider was so desperate to be relieved from the role that he quote, "pled insanity" and went crazy in the Beverly Hills Hotel, whatever that means. I love it. Can you imagine? You can do it too. Can you imagine? This is our second Geno Swark movie. Yeah. The first one was Supergirl and once I realized that I couldn't stop seeing all of the same kinds of treatments as Supergirl. I think it's funny because these movies have nothing in common except the director. But man, it's just a lot of the ways that the kids are, the kids, teenagers, 20-somethings, whatever they are. Yeah. A lot of the ways that they're presented just felt like Supergirl. They kind of went with, all right, I couldn't quite figure it out. The teenage thing is really a stumbling block for me. I've only watched Jaws 2, excuse me, like Jaws 2 like once or twice ever. I still couldn't figure out what they were trying to do. Donna Wilkes, I believe, who was the cousin who comes in. She's kind of like that, you see her and you're like, "Okay, interesting looking actress, let's see where this goes." And she's supposed to be like the center of all of this attention that's going on. Well, yeah. Did you see her? Wow. Everybody wants her. Yeah. That's right. She's exotic. She's a towner. You know, it's like, and so I saw where they were going, but I don't think the actors that they picked were just, I don't know. I won't say they were bad, they just didn't seem to be doing anything interesting, especially as an ensemble. It was even worse as an ensemble. They just didn't seem to. If they didn't look slightly different, you wouldn't be able to tell those teenagers apart. Yeah. Because they were. Yeah. And I guess this movie was made a minute before all of Hollywood found out, "Oh, you can make movies where teenagers are, where they have different characters, and they all have like their own sort of tropey directions, you know, like this one, all the kids are the same. They're all the same. It was so funny to me that like one of them was like a, one of them was a slightly tiny bit more chubby than the rest. Right. He was being mistreated. You know, like, you know, sideburn dude who Gary's a Springer, whoever it was. Right. He's a, by the way, he's our, he's our Christine. Yeah. He's the guy who had drove Christine in even King movie. Okay. We should see Christine. We haven't done that. We got to see Christine. We do see Christine. Let him nose. Yeah. That was Gary Springer was the, yeah, if they have a tin cup and a white, white cake. Yeah. Yeah. He told us side jokes. Sideburns guy was the guy who had the, was, was the lead in Christine, kind of his name in here. Man. And did they, did they like lean into, like you, I knew was in trouble immediately because like it was, it was more than tropey. It was this flat tropey because the nerds were the kids were in the glasses. I mean, it was just like, how do I make them like nerds? Put some glasses on. Nobody else is wearing glasses. These two kids wear glasses. They read books. They're nerds. Yeah. They're nerds. Therefore they are nerds. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. And they never really played them out enough. They didn't, they, there's no real resolution of the nerd, the nerd party. Right. Like the girl going with the nerd. Yeah. The nerd's supposed to, the nerd is supposed to think us out of the problem. Right. He didn't think us out of the problem. Yeah. Oh my God. It's the coolest thing ever. Hey guys. Have you heard of Goldbelly? Well, check this out. It's this amazing site where they ship the most iconic famous foods from restaurants across the country anywhere nationwide. I've never found a more perfect gift than food. They ship Chicago deep dish pizza, New York bagels, main lobster rolls, and even Ina Garden's famous cakes. Seriously. So if you're looking for a gift for the food lover in your life, head to goldbelly.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code gift. My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big row as man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. 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He's really bad. Hey, as individual actors and actresses in this, in this movie, I think they're probably fine. I just don't think they gave them, I don't think they gave them the direction they needed. Maybe. Yeah. They didn't give them, they didn't give them the script. They needed. They didn't give them the direction they needed. They just kind of threw them out there and said be kids and I just ain't going to work. That ain't going to work. He started on the Brady Bunch. He ended his career with Jaws 2 and now I don't know what he's doing. He's just chilling. Just living his life. Telling. Yeah. Retired and good for him. Yeah. Another one of the residuals from these hopefully. I don't know. Yeah, that's a good question. I wonder if you're on, you know, you're in your teen still and you quit acting. Do you get? Yeah. Is that enough? Do you get enough from Brady Bunch? I mean, I guess it really depends on all the stuff he did. He had all the appearances he had because some syndication stuff you just make bank. He did Brady Bunch. All the ways he's doing it. Brady Bunch, something called Dan August, which was a series with what's his name. I can't think of his name, Bert Reynolds, I think. Anyway, a little game, fantastic planet. The tribe and then Jaws 2 and then he's out and now he's 65 and he knows what he ended up doing with his life. I have no idea. I know it wasn't acting though because. That was it. He was bad and it's fine. I don't know of shame, you know, you know, I got my judgment, but yeah, I will say on that. He didn't get his head on a sailboat. I believe that as well. Do we? I think. I think Ann Dusenberry and like Tina, Tina, Tina, I think Tina did actually a pro like I said, individual performances could have been what's pretty good, but I just didn't think she yelled very well. But she played Tina, the one half of the horny crew was always doing it. Which is, so you take, you take a, you know, do it out onto your boat and you stock up on paper Coca-Cola cups instead of the product placement in this movie was wild. Like whether that we were you pouring them out of a two liter bottle or were you taking cans of Coke and pouring the cans of Coke? No. I think they had those glass bottles, those, those, those like half gallons of Coke. Do you remember, I'm just old enough to remember Coke still coming in large glass bottles. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. I do remember those very vaguely. A bit regular glass bottles, but largely fat. Yeah. Quite a bit bigger. And you're absolutely right. These teens are really good at sailing out to this teenage sex island and they're really bad at knowing what to take with them, like they're really bad. Exactly. Exactly. Or is it? They trip. Yeah. It's not so bad. They can add cable junction and that's not a euphemism. They can add cable junction and what, yeah, I wonder if this power line that we keep dragging up will play a part later in the film. Yeah. So that was Chekhov's power line, right? And it runs, it runs from the mainland out to the island to power the lighthouse that's on the island. Right. Right. Yep. And it was freaking big enough to power a continent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was big. Why was that thing so big? Yeah. That was more like the intercontinental fiber Internet line. Yeah. We're currently powering Cuba. Yeah. Yeah. The entire nation of Cuba is being run by this freaking thing. Right. And obviously not buried any sort of way, just lay it on the bottom of the, yeah, of the, of the part of the shore that's like freaking shallow and stuff. What are you guys doing? Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's kind of stuff. Makes sense. There's a lot of hand wavy in this movie. I'll say that. The first movie, the first movie, if it hand hand wavy, it was well hidden with like, you know, smart direction and good acting and incredible music and all that. And this does have John Williams back. So I suppose there's that. But it's- I really, I really like that. We'll talk about that later. Yeah. What it doesn't have is it doesn't have the adult characters having any meaningful discussions. All they do is kind of yell at each other and this sort of thing. What made the first movie so great is when the main characters all kind of come together and share their minds on the boat. Yeah. Yeah. And what, what this movie, this movie is just like, eh, you know, like we're just going to bore you to death when we're on dry land and we'll have a sequence of shark attacks and out on the water. And that's it. Yeah. You can't wait to get back in the water. Yeah. Oh no, you've gotten into the water too soon. Get out of the water again. No, no, no. Right. Right. There's another bit of trivia that I was interesting. It says here, and this is true, the movie's tagline, speaking of which, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water became one of the most famous and popular taglines. Yeah. In film history, the bull herb has frequently been spoofed or referenced in both social vernacular and in other movie promotions as well. Yeah. That one's stuck. Yeah. That one's stuck. And it made a lot of money. It was made for 30 million. That's roughly 120 million in 2020 money, which was the most expensive film universal had ever made. Up to that point, its second most expensive was 1978's Superman. And then it says it surpassed the spy who loved me as the highest grossing sequel in the world and held the record until surpassed by Star Wars Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back in '80. So, you know, it performed this thing. You know, I think it was doing some things that we had if up until that point, if you went to the theater, you probably didn't see anything quite like this. So just having a casual look over, you know, a seaside town and just seeing what everybody is doing, I think it'd be entertaining enough in 1978. It's just in our modern times, it's like, "Holy shit, get on with it. I don't want to watch 20 minutes of ripping, cutting it the holiday in." No. Yeah. Because it's crazy. Oh, man. This position scenes didn't actually accomplish anything. That one scene that could have accomplished something, if only they had connected it somehow to the rest of the movie. But instead, we're just like, "Oh, he's, he's, you know, Roy Shider's always running late. That's okay." That was weird. He's always mad about it, too. Alright, alright. Hurry up and get out of here. What are you? Quiet away. Get away. Get away. Yeah. He was, this guy, his character is basically just late. It's a perpetual late. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And in a lot more ways than one, right? Like he's late because of traffic, then he's late because he got, he figured it out the thing too late. Like he's constantly too late. Well done, Roy Shider. Yeah. And it got him out of the role. He was done contractually. He was done. He made 400 grand, though. That's like triple what he made in the last one. So give him that, I guess. I think the Lorraine Gary's Ellen Brody, I thought that was, I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. I mean, she was, she had her own, she had her own agenda, you know, she's like having to, can't lose my job, but my husband's act wacky, but I also want the town to be safe. Right? Where's the kids? I really like her. Right. Well, how do I distance myself from my husband, but still appear like I'm showing support? Right. She, I really like her. And she's so familiar to me when I see her for obvious reasons, Jaws and Jaws to, and you know, 1941, she was in that too. Not that that was good. But anyway. Um, she stopped acting in 87. She's out. Oh wow. She retired. And that seems crazy because she doesn't look, she looks like someone you've seen recently. Like that we just see her all the time. It's very strange to me that she basically was out after this fact, the 87 thing is just like a return. Oh, Jaws the revenge cameo. It was Jaws the revenge cameo. Exactly. Yeah, prior to that, for she makes an appearance in Jaws the revenge, but a shiner doesn't know. Interesting. Yeah. He was a big shift. There's a big shift, you know, like in the eighties and how we're making movies and, you know, who, who fit in with the current. So I'm not surprised a lot of these actors who might have come before it kind of likes it. I'm out. I'm out of Hollywood. Yeah. Let's do something else. I get it. Like honestly, if it's not going great and you rather do something else, there's no harm in the chain. Yeah. I don't know that at all. How about this? I got scrutiny. There's a thing in here that says this, and I just don't know if it's true. Many scenes had to be shot in the fall slash winter months. Fine. That's true. As such, this part, this work, it's weird. As such, the actors had to suck ice cubes prior to taking or prior to takes or shoots to avoid having their breath seen on camera. Does that work? Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, right, because you're basically lowering your mouth's temperature so that it is the same temperature close to it as the temperature outside, but the heat is coming from your lungs. Yeah. It's coming out of your lungs. And so the moisture in the heat and the vapor is actually not in your mouth unless they're saying that by sucking that neutralizes the air, the warm air coming out, is that enough to stop it? Yeah, is most of what you're seeing coming is the most of the moisture, I guess, probably coming from your mouth. I guess that makes sense because, and that was slowed down the moisture excretion as well if you were to suck on ice cube, right? I don't know. You and I will be able to test this theory less less so than Mr. South Carolina and Mr. South California. Right. I can go out and do this. You're absolutely right. Interesting. Yeah. I'm straight doing it. I'm totally doing it. Go ahead. I was totally. The home edition. I'm totally distracted by this because I've been in the ocean in Maine even like during the summer. And I'm like, these kids are going to be suffering hypothermia. The bigger danger here is the hypothermia. Yeah. That was like it was filmed in Ocaloosa Island, Florida, and I'll bet you I'll bet you it was a freakishly cold autumn because like there's like it's always warm there. Right. Yeah. Yeah. What's the what's the problem? What are we trying to solve? Yeah. I mean, I have to admit, it looked great. Like when they're out there doing this and I'm thinking, man, that sounds like a wonderful Saturday. Let's go. Let's get out there. Let's do this. Yeah. But then hearing it was filmed in the winter months and the fall months, that just makes me know how to be anywhere near water of any kind anywhere. I hate it. I just watched the Christmas movie, which I'll recommend on Wednesday, but it features like the whole Arctic swim thing, you know, where there's a kind of a thing like that. And it was animated this movie I watched and it still made me horror. I can't. I don't know what it is. I have kryptonite with like cold water, cold weather, like, oh, yeah, we all should. Jesus. I mean, I know, but some people are like, yeah, it's the most refreshing thing you'll ever do. It'll add years to your life. No, thanks. Blah, blah, blah. It's the worst. Or even these tubs, like your Joe Rogan's getting in a tub full of ice and acting like it's does something. Let's look at the sports guys who get in the ice tub and I'm like, godly. What does that do to you? I mean, I imagine obviously it helps your muscles and relieves the joint strain and stuff like that. But I just, how do they not go? I know. I know. Dude. It's all about anti inflammation, right? I mean, it slows down the process. Yeah. But it's still, it also is going to give you the worst shrinkage you've ever seen in your life. Everything down there will just go right up into your abdomen. Yeah. You're going to have, you're, you have a vagina now. That's what happened. I don't think I could do it. You're out. You became an innie. Yeah. I couldn't do it. But anyway, all right. Well, if anyone out there is in the, in the no, I am going to test this myself. But if anyone knows the science behind this, like ice in your mouth, getting rid of that stuff. Listen, it's great. It's great YouTube content. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Um, as, as, as above the piece trivia, as in the first film footage of real sharks filmed by Australian divers, Ron Taylor and Valerie Taylor were used for movement shots that could not be convincingly achieved through mechanical sharks. Um, I didn't feel like I noticed too much of that. I feel like I did. Did you? I really felt like the shots of a live shark swimming were so much smaller, like the creature was so much smaller than what they were depicting overall that it would just, it just noticed to bleed, like, took me out every time. Oh, that's a, that's a real live shark and a tank. So it's actually kind of a problem then that they jump back and forth because it doesn't doesn't actually add to the realism. It takes away from it because the big rubber one is so dumb looking, right? I had the way it worked for me because I have that disconnect where it's like, Oh, usually when you see things in water, you probably most times see them above the water and they look a different size. And then when they come out of the water, like, Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's big. You're not wrong. By the way, put it back in the water. I'm a huge fan of the poster art. Here's just a crop of it. Yeah. Smart. They just followed up the original, but instead they, they put it on instead of having that shark under the water going up towards the swimmer. They just copy paste and put it right behind the water skier that we'd ever see looking like that. Yeah, in 1970, 1976, his version of Photoshop, they copy and paste it. I do like that painting a lot, and I don't know why it appeals to me so much, but there's something going on with it that I really dig. James Bond kind of feel to it. You know, it looks like the painted James Bond style wonder at the same time, at the same time, Jaws in that painting looks like he just stepped on a Lego, a freakin hurt or he's in the cold water. He doesn't like to be cold, you know? No wonder he's so mad. I sit my mouth. Also, this girl doesn't look like anyone who, does she look like the girl who died? No. Really? It's one of those deals where it's like, oh, somebody else. The poster's probably done months before the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. I do like the jive of it though. I think it's cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The movie, it has something to say about teenagers in Bikini's on the beach, but it never really lands it. Like, it's like, there's a story there. You know, like Brody gets a story. He definitely gets a story and the shark gets a story, but like, everyone else is just kind of going through motions and it's too bad because like, they could have told some actual stories beyond, oh, cute new girl in town. We all need to jump on her. Yeah. I mean, like Mike had a lot more to do. I mean, we just kept alluding to a job and I was like, oh, cool. We've talked about this job for like about 30 minutes. It's probably going to be something weird, you know, like serving hot dogs, which they showed. Nope. He's staining some buildings on the beach. Yeah. Like I couldn't think of a more boring resolution to what Mike's job is going to be. Yeah. It definitely wasn't acting. It was definitely painting these buildings. No. For sure. I also think this movie was missing a really important element, which is this guy. I just sent you a photo of we need somebody like him. We need this from the first movie, obviously, but yeah, we need somebody over the top. We got instead, we got a doctor, Elkins, who's like, I don't know, could have been a shark. Yeah. Even some nibbles. To me, to me, it's like Shider was like him, he played all three male characters in the first movie. He had to play all of those. And it really just boiled down to him being paranoid and late and right. Right. Yeah. That's not dynamic, you know, and I'm not saying you just, I'm not, you know what I am. I guess I am saying just watch Jaws One again because it's a freaking all time great. Yeah. You know, because that's what I'm asking for is Jaws One. The only thing they could have done was the Teenage. They could have explored that from a teenager's perspective. Right. And that's been interesting. I agree with you. If that had been the focus, I think this fixes a lot of problems, you know, but it's also a very different movie. Now you're just making a teen's not slasher, but, you know, a teen. Well, that's what they did for three, right? They decide to focus on the three part, you know, I'd be clever. My vague recollection of three was that the shark was magic and could like teleport into any body of water. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you got. You need that. Yeah. You need something. The picture that you put in our discord is of a character who contributed something to the first movie that this movie was missing and that was a philosophy. Um, like I say, it gives only a couple of people something to do. You could have a teenager in this movie who had a more aggressive philosophy toward the shark, like a teenager who tries to get in the water to take on the shark or something. Yeah. Like he was like, like, that could have been a marine pilot student. Yeah. Like a great piece of the kind of thing of like, no, you know, the shark has just as much a right to be here as we do and, yeah, that's, that's also a real danger saying to multiply. Yeah. Where are the ones that are trouble? Yeah. So look at that mechanical torn up shark. That's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's so great. It looks like it's on a couple of wheels riding around town, selling papers or whatever. But what I love about that is what it makes me want is a movie where that thing has gone wild. Oh, no. That is great. Yeah. It's a game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steven King's story about a mechanical shark that comes to life. I would be into that. Good. Actually, really good. Yeah. I can't sure all the hydraulics and that thing right now, the other thing was noisiest crap on. Oh, guaranteed. Right. You got to do all your audio and post when you're making the wonder and he couldn't hear Tina yelling faster. Ready. Hey, here you over this mechanical shark. Yeah. Well, so she got him killed because she had to have the blanket, which I get, I get it. I get it. You don't want your, you know, your delicate bits on the, on the hard floor or whatever. I get it. Right. But she's got the bruises. He'd get up and dig around and was standing when all this went down. He would have lived. They would have been fine. Best acting in the movie is her reaction to him getting eaten by the shark right in front of her. Yeah. And then, and then hiding in the little front nook of the boat. Little like it. Go away. Yeah. That was, I felt like that was real solid. Yeah. It was all right. Good. It was all right. She's still working too, which tells you something about acting. She still gets to acting. Yeah. So were you guys more of a Tina or the, the out of town cousin, everybody always has to pick somebody. Oh, like you. Oh, yeah. Like you root for? Yeah. Yeah. F Mary kill here. Oh, there we go. F Mary kill you better. Let's do that one. Yeah. Let's do that one. Oh, yeah. That's always a good idea. Kill the dude playing a captain. Blye on the sinking raft. Yeah. Very, very Lorraine Gary. She's right or die as far as that goes. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. I just found out something I'm, this is a terrible thing. The kid that played the, the younger brother that he took with him, you know, we all thought he was fine. He's worked here. Yeah. He's doing stuff. He's got other work going on, but he just made it, well, not just, but in 2012, he made two short films called the Gizmaster and the Gizmaster. Oh my gosh. Oh wait. Yeah. And I don't. This isn't part of the boys. Is it? No. No, just Lord. What's just Lord from not from that is from that, uh, super, uh, yeah, the, oh my gosh. Super ordinary. Super, super. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. And I've never seen this. It's such a great show. So I don't, they don't even have a plot summary on this. So I don't know what the Gizmaster is about, but is that Sean Brody? Um, hold on. Hold on. Is that the right person? Gary Dubin. Gary Dubin. Isn't that the kid? Gary Dubin. I thought, is Gary Dubin Mike? I can't remember. Oh, no. Mike's the older guy. Gary Dubin is the smaller, the younger of the two. Yeah. The younger brother. Mike, Gary Gruners. Or Mark Gruners done nothing. He's just done. Right. Oh, yeah. Who is Sean Brody then? I think he must have been Eddie because he, yeah, he said, he was on the boat with Tina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Master Eddie, swim faster. Oh, that's the kid. That's Gary Dubin. Oh, well, no wonder he's a horny bastard. And he's makes Gizmaster movies. I think they cast them right. Yeah. Well done. Yeah. All right. Sorry. That was a weird. That's pipes there. Is weird. I can't stop looking at facts about Gizmaster. We know. We know. The books was some of the first on-screen nudity I ever saw as a little kid. Oh, nice. She was in a movie called Angel, where it's a. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My day. Prostitute by night who's getting that serial killer. Wow. John McKecherin scored us some tickets. I think we told his mom that we were seeing something else and we went to the AMC 11 and saw Angel instead of. Yeah. Yeah. That thing was always a curiosity when I worked at Blockbuster because it was on the aisle. Yeah. And I would you want by that cover? Like, oh, what's going on here? Exactly. Yeah. She's like, exactly. She's dressed in a school. A lot of it here. Right. But then she's dressed with a prostitute on the other side. Oh, she was the. She was the one that was screaming on the boat. Not the cousin, right? Yes. Grabbing her. Like grabbing her hair. He's watching people. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. She had kind of mushroom hair until it got wet and then it wasn't so much. She did. Yeah. All right. I've never I don't think I've seen her nudity. Angel, you say? Let's see. Let's call it Angel. Let me write it down. Where is it? Where is it streaming? Yeah. Oh, there it is. 1983. Angel. Yes. She was in something in 2014 called 90210 shark attack. I saw that. Is there like a parody like a like a shark daniel thing? Yeah. It can't tell. It looks like it. Yeah. Wow. All right. Donna Wilkes. Good job. Good job. Other big thoughts you have got to share about Jaws too today before we end. Let's see. That orca was gross. Also the orca was sunk and then when people were taking pictures I was like, how's that gonna tie in. Yeah. More about the orca. Yeah. Bigger boat. Yeah. Also felt like well, I'll mention it later in my titles, but I there's they did something in the opening scene that irritated the living shit out of me. More supernatural stuff. Kind of like we talked about with the underwater camera that automatically keeps taking pictures. Ding ding ding ding ding ding. As it sinks to the bottom. Yep. Makes no sense. Those don't exist. Those weren't happening that way that would not happen that annoyed the hell out of me and being perfectly aimed and all that. So stupid. It sure gave us some of the funniest stuff in the film with the aside from the water skiing and lady pouring gas all over herself, but the the council city council like, is that a picture of seaweed? And then the next lady says, Oh, this is underwater. Yeah. Yep. Yep. I would like to talk about the product placement. Just first. Cope was obvious. It was obvious. Yeah. But I mean, it wasn't like it wasn't like it was in the scene, but it wasn't part of the scene. Now Cheerios. The Mofo has gotten like three or four verbal mentions and were the focus of attention several times. I want fruit loops. Cheerios. Yeah. But is it is a good product placement when your character wants something other than Cheerios and mom is forcing him to eat Cheerios? Is that the kind of product placement you want? It's according to your targeting. You're using mom and dad's. Yeah. Right. Yeah. No, you always I was wondering that like if a Mac book explodes in a movie because there's a bomb in it. Is that good? Right. Good. Right. I wouldn't think so. Big cars. They do it with cars. Yeah, it is. It is recognition. Cars do it all the time. And so car chases where Mercedes gets beat up in a born movie. That makes sense, right? Because it's like, well, it's still a Mercedes and every car can get banged up if you drive it poorly or dangerously. And so it's just okay. But I think it depends on the product. You couldn't have like, I don't think somebody's going to have product placement where a Coke is shown in the big Coke bottle, you know, Coca Cola refreshing this and that, but it's full of cyanide or something, you know, right? That would be bad. So I'll bet it I'll bet it depends. Do you just have is is sodium cyanide like something you just keep around the office? I'm just curious. I mean, did you have to go out and buy that? Is that yeah, and it's it's never colored blue. Why did somebody add blue food coloring to that? Yeah, that didn't look right. Yeah. I don't even know what it's just clear. Isn't it? That the whole deal with that stuff? And I don't know. I don't know. Also double also. Go after the shark with a dark gun if that's what if that's your goal is to hit it with some liquid. Yeah. Go out of after with a dark gun. Yeah, bullets are the most ineffective thing underwater, and they sure. Yeah. Yeah. They require that velocity to make some kind of damage, but whatever you're doing to the shark above to make bullets work, you have to be shooting straight down into the water. Right. Yeah. You're not from the side. Side doesn't work. No, side doesn't work. It's annoying. It doesn't work. So my plan is just to ask the Coast Guard to run over the shark. That's mine. Yeah. If you could just do that. Because he's obviously he's popping up with his dorsal fin happens a lot. Very not very stealth that shark just kept popping up. No, that's okay. No. No chill. There's no Sam Fisher quality to that shark. No. I was also a little disappointed that I have yet to find and maybe I got to create an internet game system database for movies like, you know, we got the car database, got the IMDB code, but I don't see anything for internet game system. You need to create that. Like you would be perfect because you plus you'd have to have some sub categories for what video game you're looking at on screen and what Atari 2600 game you're hearing the audio from right when they know it, right? Right. Right. That's an internet gaming database, but it's not for movies. I need to interact. Yeah. Internet video. The IV. Yeah. GMDB. Right. Right. That's incredible. IVG. Anybody recognize the system and the game that was being played? Uh, I was, I had thoughts to like stop and go back and make sure I knew and then I got lazy and didn't do it because I felt that was a class night. So I, I bet I'm guessing you did though because that's what you do. I, I meant. Yeah, I did. I captured it, but I didn't go back. I was trying to figure out what 19, a 1977 game system that was, I couldn't quite place it. Just the quick look I had of it. I'm going to go back and analyze it, but I'm, I'm curious too. So we're talking 70s. Let's see. What is it? 70 for the movie. So it'll probably be a system from, you know, a couple of years prior. So it had to be like, yeah, 2,600 is out for sure. You'd have things like in television and Magnavox and all that kind of stuff. Maybe Coleco at that point, but I don't, and fortunately, in a lot of these movies like this, what they usually do is they don't capture the room audio. So they'll, they'll go back with fully work later on. And so the fully guy will go like, what's that look like? It looks like some bings and bongs. Put that in there. So it's, was that a handheld thing? Was that guy? Was he, was the kid holding it? No, there was a system. There was a system called the TV. I couldn't quite place it. And yeah. All right. You have a job. You now have a job. You'll find that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Get on that. On it. Let's do some clips here, fellas. Yeah. Fenders. You know how these work. These are clips from the movie. I was able to get quite a few here. Most of them are Royce. It's Roy Shatter being a, being a piss pot. But let's find out how it goes. Let's start with, have you met my son Larry? Have you met my son Larry? I just the hate that whole, that everything at the Holiday Inn annoyed me. All that stuff there. Just bugged me. I don't know why. And part, partly because it's Holiday Inn. Come on. Yeah. It does have a nice Holiday Inn and a nice so weird shit pool with a, yeah. In retrospect, the point of the first scene is to let you know that the town has recovered and that people are coming there for vacation. Right. But they have a new hotel with all new fun features because people are coming there on vacation. Oh no, those people are going to die. But the, the scene itself, there was nothing in it. Like it was the, what? I didn't even recognize. Okay. Yeah. I didn't even wreck. I'm assuming that was Tina that was cutting the ribbon. I was trying to figure out what family relationships and stuff. I'm not 100% sure. I didn't go back and watch. It was Tina because they called her Tina and I immediately thought I should make a Brian joke. Right. Right. Yeah. Everybody's, everybody's dressed nicely. She's in a two piece bikini. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. She's got to cut the ribbon that makes all the balloons fall down. Yeah. There's no other way to dress. I can't do that. Holy dress. Are you kidding? What are you going to wear? Like clothes? What are you doing? Freakin' forget it. Yeah. Here's a great crock of shit moment. That's a crock of shit. Yeah. It's a crock of shit. Yeah. I don't remember who said it. A crock of shit. Right. Here's Mike showing some of the sweet acting early on. Hey Mike. Hi. No. No. No. No. He was seriously, either he was just like fed up and didn't care. I don't know what was going on with this kid. I just, he annoyed me every time he did anything. This is me in high school right here. I'm thin. I'll wear glasses. Yeah. That's me. It's basically. Yeah. Did wear glasses. Glasses. I read books on the water. I'm going to direct three up or four episodes of Fargo and there. Right. Also, you remember there were the two kids that Rodney Dangerfield kind of takes under his wing and back to school. He was one of the, one of the two guys. Oh, all right. Watch that. Really? We should watch it. Is that comedy enough? I mean, is it? Is it too? Oh, it's very comedy, but I, I feel like we could. How else are we going to get him in? Yeah. But it's probably comedy. It's probably the comedy that doesn't hold up well, just knowing about the material. Yeah. Right. And plus you've got a great cameo by Oingo Boingo. Yeah. Yeah. Dead man's party. It might be the first place I heard that song in full was in that movie. Five. Yeah. Oh, no, maybe if that was in, um, because then weird, no weird science had weird science. I said weird science. Yeah. Wasn't there a movie? Weird science in it. What song did Oingo Boingo do for weird science? Yeah. Yeah. Does he ever recall speaking of music here? I mean, you may have in this movie. Really? Yeah. It basically sounds like like interstitial ET stuff or Indiana Jones or feels like that's something he might have reused from another film could have. And I mean, the first part of it had the kind of net, net, net, net, net, like, so it kind of had some of that in there from the Jaws theme, but, you know, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he did have last minute stuff happen. The trivia claim that he was off the, or no, they, the deal, they were so delayed that by the time he got his stuff handed to him, it was way late and he had to cram. So maybe, maybe he did kind of, maybe he did reuse some stuff on her. I like this line. I used it at the top. I'm playing it again. Dancing, dancing, dancing around in a towel. Yeah. Her name is Rio and she's dancing in a towel that was going up. Yeah. A lot was going on in that scene and I wanted to go back and see because, you know, it's all about defining the bullshit these have to deal with every day. There's a lot going on. Yeah. Yeah. That's a busy town full of busy shit. How come the mayor never dies in these movies? That guy needs to die. He needs to be. You know what? I made a mistake. Yeah. I was glad he got a little bit of character development here. Yeah. Like, because I hate him and you're supposed to, but then he comes around a little bit in this movie. A little bit. More than the first, for sure. But, yeah. You know, so it became more interesting when he starts second guessing everything. Is he in all of these? Let's see. No, I don't think so. I think it's his first two, right? Murray Hamilton. I was just to, he's done a ton of other great stuff like graduate and let's see. He died in '86, so I didn't have a ton. Oh, I know where I just saw him. I was watching old golden girls. He's on an episode. Oh. He plays like this rich, almost pimp guy. I can't remember the deal. Yes. That's his email. Anyway, that's what he does. But rich pimp. Rich pimp. Okay. Let's keep moving down the line here. We got this one. Dance. Dance. Yeah. Dance, dude. Dance. Freaking dance. The sound she made, oh, this is the sound, I forget which girl it was, I think Tina. The sound she made when she saw the skiers coming around the bend and quit making out with the ball. Oh, yeah. Yes. That was so weird that she got so excited. She got super stoked. Yeah. Here's what she did. She made, instead of saying, hey, when you wave, she made this sound. Hey. Hey. I thought that was really weird. Yeah. Definitely the best thing in this movie. She's pretty great. Yeah. It's the best thing in Brian Abbott's house, I would say. Yeah. No doubt. Can see. Here he is being a bad actor again, Mike. I don't want you to go out too far if it gets rough. We've had a lot of trouble out there. Okay. I'll see you later. Okay. I'll see you later. Bye bye. Okay. Later. See you later. I'm a robot. I'm coming around to Scott's, I thought it was because he was a teenager. No. The other teens made them look even worse because they were like thespians compared to him. Big fish bites. Big fish. Took a bite out of this big fish. I love that. And then this fish, she's like, they're not fish. They're mammals. They're mammals. They're mammals. She could have went a lot further. She could have been really annoying. She could have. I just don't know if that would have hurt or helped the film. I think it would have helped. I would have loved to have hated her. She could have tagged along for the rest of the movie and maybe provided some interest to like something. Yeah. I agree. Once again, you were left with Roy playing everybody and that's not the way you do a Jaws movie. You need a team. Some angry acting. Always fun. This movie had a lot of it, but here's some. We got a hell of a time this month. Will you just take care of the crowd, please? He was good. Yeah, some weird on the crowd word. Hold on. We got a hell of a time this month. Will you just take care of the crowd, please? What happened there? The crowd was in his ADR also. So like fix that in part. Anyway, another one. It's fine. You got time. What am I in? Ass is this guy? What am I in? Ass. What am I in? Ass. What am I in? Ass. What am I in? Ass. What am I in? Ass. Just bluefish. Just bluefish. Okay. That's what I hate. Do you want rice with your thing? Just bluefish. Okay. Just bluefish. Here's the scene where he's developing photos of the other guy he is, and he's in there hanging out with him. And they use some Foley for the dripping sound, and I just thought it was weird, so I captured it. Here you go. There you go. It was too much. I can play that on my cassie, you know? Yeah. It's what it sounds like. Yeah. Like you've programmed in through drip sound, and you're just hitting a bunch of keys. Yeah. This is my audio version of a pinchy zoomy, by the way. I just hear these things, and I have to go. Yeah. Lens my ass. Lens my ass. Damn right at your ass. Yeah. Lens my ass. Oh, yeah. He had that one in the chamber. He was ready to fire. Damn straight. What am I an ass? Yeah. Lens my ass. Lens my ass. Oh, here's that kid again acting real good. Do you always do what your parents tell you to? No. No. No. No. Not me. That's the extent of his acting. No. It's time to act faster. Quick. Yeah. You're a wicked fan in line to see Wicked. You ready for this? There you go. Oh, yeah. Get us in for Christ's sake. Get us in. Yeah. That's it. We want it. Yeah. Okay. Give me in. I want to see it. Good William stuff here. Oh, we're broken. Defining. And intense little moment there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get you going. Good job, John Williams. All right. One way to say shark. Yeah. She's like the voice. I'm glad they pulled that. Yeah. That was something that used to be more common in movies where it's like you can't get it out. Yeah. And so this stutter weird thing. I don't like it. It goes back to like. Yeah. Yeah. It goes back to like. It is very three stooges. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling that joke. I'm a werewolf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you saying? What? What's been weird thing? What are you trying to say? Get it out. Yeah. Right. Hate that. They make fun of it on the Simpsons in that Halloween episode. It's really good way to do it. I was going to say something about. That. Okay. The way she says that. Makes me think the reason our fake Fletcher sound of the way it did is because it has been trained on lots of data and some of that data could be a reference to this movie. And so since I gave it the exact shortening of the movie plot and then had it read it, like it somehow pulls because she sounds like that guy in this. So you're saying that, you know, when we do like a comedy movie, it might be looking at the point like the feel of that comedy movie when it does the voice for to describe that. Possibly. It's a scary movie. No. I don't know if this is like part of the model or whatever, but it makes me wonder why 18 glasses of water to do one A.I. search. It's right. Oh, it's only I only ever do it once. I never do a second try because I don't want to waste all that water. I don't want to waste the water. No. All right. Here is a final clip. This is a great shit. Don't give me that shit point. Yeah. Point. All right, now this film sack checklist is always here for us. And here it is now. Eddie is too slow check. At least they got John Williams back check. And finally, this movie's body count is almost as low as mine. Check. There weren't enough killings. Not enough killings. Yeah. I need more. Maybe I've been yeah. Maybe I've been jaded by like newer movies or something, but it just seems like you needed to kill more people. That was enough. There was no first party killings. So everybody who died were like, Oh, there's a lady out on the lake was her backstory. She likes to ski. So I got no emotional attack. And then the lady in the boat, what is she like? She likes to dump fuel in places she shouldn't know. I need it. I needed Mike to die or whoever it was. I needed I needed somebody with some backstory. Oh, yeah. It's happened to us. Yeah, it'd be great. Yeah. Apparently, there was an org a movie called orca the year before this and and it was like a Jaws rip off. And so they spent a lot of time in this movie devastating and orca was that was that the rub. I love it. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Whoever that movie orca or shark. Orca's for breakfast. Yeah. It was an orca for breakfast. Yeah. And it wasn't it wasn't bad, but it was a huge waste of a kill like Jaws could have could have had a much better kill in place of that. Oh, it's got the big cool Native American actor guy who was in one floor over the Cuckoo's nest is in that movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We was talking about him recently. I like him. We should watch. Yeah. We should watch this one too. Wasn't he also in predator or my mix in him up with the guy? You're right. He was predator. Correct. No, he wasn't. He wasn't a predator. He wasn't a predator. Yeah. He was in predator. Right. Oh, right. There it is. You're right. He is in predator. Yeah. Okay. And I want to say it. I kind of do too. Richard Harris. The great Richard Harris. Holy shit. You can talk to the animals. Yeah. Bo Derek. Bo Derek. Well, I don't know. Have we ever even talked about Bo Derek films that I think we have never said Bo Derek. I don't think we have. I don't think she's ever come up. There was a whole generation that was deeply impacted by like Dudley Moore and Bo Derek and we never even talked about any of that at all. Well, you remember Balero and freakin. She was in that Tarzan thing. She was Jane in that Tarzan deal. Tommy Boy. I love her appearance in Tommy Boy. So good. And then he says. She's like a 10. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was great. Oh, she's in a bunch of the Sharknados. Not all of them, but last two of the shoes in. Okay. So it's speaking of sharks. There's our connection. Sure. Well, anyway. Sure. Sure. So to the Star Trek connections, I'm guessing there's some familiar ones here. If we had any from Jaws 1, I don't remember if we did. No, there aren't. Not from Jaws 1, but we got two connections today. The first is Billy Van Zant, the little kid. Yeah. His little kid name was Bob in this movie, but I said a good little kid name. Yeah. I don't know about that, but he was in Star Trek, the motion picture the next year. Oh, there's a, there's apparently, I don't remember this at all, but there is a alien boy in Star Trek, a motion picture. You will, you will when you see this photo here, I'll put it in. Okay. That is a hundred percent a character I remember seeing. All right. I don't remember the story. I don't know why he was in it. I just remember that face. Yeah. He's, that's my little Billy Van Zant for head man. Yeah. Yeah. And our other one is Susan French. Now Susan French is the old lady in this movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's explode. Right. Oh, sure. Okay. And, and so years later, she's even older and she's in an episode of Star Trek, the next generation specifically season six, episode three, it's called Man of the People. Please don't make her character's name is old lady. Uh, no, her character's name is Sev Mailer, but it may as well be old lady. Right. It's a very complicated plot, one of the most complicated episodes of Star Trek, but what you might remember is that they bring a guy on board who's part of a warring factions problem and he has a 93 year old mother who's a witch and she ends up dying and transferring all of her emotional witchery into Troy. Oh, yeah. I think I do remember this. Oh, right. Nope. I don't remember. That's crazy. She was good suddenly. Troy is aging rapidly. Right. That's right. Cause it takes it out of here, whatever the hell happened. It's an absolutely terrible episode, but she plays the 93 year old, which early at the time we carved up a Troy cake. Oh, that was, was that Troy cake? It was Troy cake. It was, uh, was it Troy cake? Who was made of cake? Was it Troy cake? And then they had I don't, I don't remember who it was, but I remember it was peptides. That's right. That's right. You gotta get the peptides. Yeah. The visualizing, would you like a piece of my cake? Yeah. It was part of her body or torso or something. It was Troy. Yeah. Similar peptide cake with the frosting. And then you had, uh, if I remember, I'd data had a phone in his chest or some shit like that. That's a war. I think it was some serious pot being smoked that day. Yeah. That was the writer's room of looking a lot better than this, uh, but, uh, stick it in there. We'll see. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Troy cake. I'm kidding. Like that's a great gift or a great cake idea. I love it. Um, Brian, you, you've seen this lady maybe more than any of us because every show I look at, she was on in the nineties feels like something you watch. So yeah. Yeah. She was in quantum leap, moonlighting, um, let's see, LA law, perfect strangers. Like she, this lady is busy, you know, she's your go to old lady. Really. Yeah. Kagnan, Lacey Falcon, crest, Dallas. Remington steel. Everyone watch those. Yeah. These are everything. In two episodes of film sack, we, she was in house and she was in flat liners. Oh, yeah. Was she the Chloris leechman of her generation before we get a little? No, I think Chloris, I think Chloris. Leechman is the Chloris leechman of her generation. Yeah. Okay. Well, this lady, you make a point though. She was born in 1912, died no three 91 years old. She lived a long time. Um, I think that and Leechman would have been about 15 years younger. She always, she had, she was beautiful when she was young. She's always beautiful, but there was a point where like when she was in Malcolm the middle. Just from that point on, she was like, even though she could have been that old, she just like was old. Who leechman? Yeah. For me, it was, it was a young Frankenstein. That's when I just pictured her with tight hair, old face and all that. Marvel connection. She was in Captain America to death too soon. Nice. Not to be confused with any modern Captain Americas. No, he said it was the one where Captain America rode a motorcycle and had a helmet with a big A on it. Oh my gosh. Did it. Was that the leather helmet too? Cause it seemed like I remember being like a leather motorcycle helmet instead of a hard helmet. No, it was a hard, it was a hard helmet. It was like a, oh my gosh, she is in everything you guys, airport 1975, the sting of the lady star ski. Yeah. She's just busy and making shit. Well, she's dead now. Make it shit. She make a nothing right now. Uh, I don't know, maybe it's an afterlife, all the old lady actresses, they all hang out and have tea. I don't know. It's still Getty hanging out. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to, I got to watch some more golden girls. It's been a while. I love that show. Very long. I tried to get it to get into it, but it was, I think it was hard. Right. It was hard. I watched three episodes. I gave it the three episode try and I get it. I see why people like it. I can definitely see why you all like it. Yeah. Not for me. I get it. What about murder she wrote? Can you get into that? No. I can, I can already tell you. No. No. You say that. I think you, I think you've watched it. I know there are people, look, I know there are people who adore that stuff. I just can't get into it. I tried that Matlock diagnosis murder, like I can already tell you none of that's for me. It might be when I'm, you know, when I'm sending the assisted living home and I'm looking for something to watch while I'm waiting for for a cop here, but what about Wopner? What about Wopner? Could you watch? Oh, yeah. We can watch Wopner. I always watched Wopner. Yeah. That was what I never missed. Yeah. Wopner is great. If you don't like Wopner, you're something wrong with you. You know, you can Wopner. You know what's weird, but you are now, you're now older than room at the hand was at the beginning of Golden Girls. That's right. I believe in first season. Yep. And I feel it. Wow. What do you feel like? I feel like you are actually like when you look at Room of Clannahan in that show, don't you feel like she's way older than you? Yeah. I do. I do. Yeah. I don't think we have the right perspective on ourselves. It's just hard to see it. No. But yeah, we're both older than she was when she started. She also died younger. It would be it would be appropriate for you to date her is what we're saying, right? Is that what I'm? I don't know. He's 100%. It would be appropriate for me now to date her then, but not for me now to date Room of Clannahan now. Oh, sure. I mean, if you want to look at that, wait, yeah, yeah, you'd have to be a necrophiliac to be into it. So she's... And your point is... And? Right. And... And... All right. Let's move on to our social media post. Oh, no, I forgot to soundtrack BP for the best part. I still think John Williams elevates everything he does. It's a trope to even say that, but of course he does. And his music is felt here and improved things that probably otherwise would have been even worse. Yeah. It's like complaining about John Williams, like sounding the same from one movie to another or whatever, is like complaining that Kobe Bryant set the record for most missed shots. Yeah. Yeah. Like, okay. Yeah. So still great. Still great. Still a... Yeah. All-timer. I mean, I just love him. So there's that. Let's move on to the social media post. This is where in 280 characters or so, you guys summed this damn thing up. Let's start this week with Randy. Hey, Jaws to Haiku. Underwater cam doesn't flash when dropped. Also, sharks don't work like that. Oh, that's true. They don't. Very nice. Well done. Let's move over to Brian Dunaway. Jaws too. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, Jaws and 2D. You wanted fruit loops, but you got Cheerios, the shark infested ball of Cheerios. #coakedupchark. You know what's great. You never leave the hashtag out. And I appreciate that. I'm glad it's good. I almost slipped out this time and I was like, "Ah, it doesn't feel like it's complete." No, I appreciate it. No, I appreciate it. I think having a hashtag is key. I think you understand the assignment. It's like an apple pie without a slice of cheese on top. Yeah, exactly. Or a hole in the middle for Jason. What's his name to put his wiener? Bigs. Bigs. Bigs. Thank you. Yeah, I couldn't think of his name. I like him. It's a little round now, though. Anyway, doesn't matter. Hey, Brian Ibit, your turn. Jaws 2. One fish, two fish. Nope, those are blue fish. That's good. That is amazing. That's what I thought. Yeah, I was thinking so much about that whole thing. How much of it can I recite from memory? Not much. Oh, that's it for me. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. That is it. I like it, though. Bring a little suss into the thing. That's good. Well done. Well, now we have to deal with these alternate titles. They were handed to me. I must read them. Here we go. Let's play it. This is almost called Jaws 2. We're going to need a bigger goat. I don't know why. I just rhymed. I couldn't think of anything. Or I shouldn't watch these movies sick. Sharkey McSharkerson and his sharkastic adventures. That's terrible. What was I thinking? Anyway. I love it. I like your sharkastic. I like all of it. It's a fun little word. A shark has them. Let's get into some emails here. I have an email from a listener named Patrick, not our Patrick, different Patrick. He can tell because he doesn't sound like a grumpy Frenchman. All right. That's how you know. It's not our Patrick. He sent this to film sack at gmail.com and says good morning, film sack Patrick from Fargo here, another Fargo reference today. I just completed the episode on puppet master. And while you did talk about the series as a whole, nobody mentioned puppet master four and five. I think we talked about four briefly, but anyway, if I can recall from my childhood, a gate to hell opens and demons pour out into our world. The puppets turn good and fight the demons off. I'd love to hear an episode where you fellas sacked the two other movies together due to their continuing nature. Thank you and keep sacking Patrick. So done away. You're the expert here on these. Yeah. Yeah. What's that like? That's a really good way to look at it. I don't remember if we talked about four or five or not, but yeah. That's pretty typical. The question always is throughout the entire puppet master series, is are the puppets good or are their handlers making them bad? And so four and five explores that a little bit more and makes them more like, you know, the hero in that case, but it's all about the puppet master who's controlling them. And yeah, I would love to watch porn. So there are times where the puppets become the heroes, essentially. They save their, yeah, they're, they're always influenced by their master, right? So the, but they also have a little bit of their own will too, but it just seems dangerous. It's like, hey, what if the gremlins were good guys or what if, you know, Jurassic Park that dinosaurs saved us or something like that, you know, ooh, that would be there. They always play with that idea though, right? Right. Like the good, good dino versus bad dino, the good, you know, the T. rex kind of helps you out by getting rid of the, uh, the velociraptis at the end of Jurassic Park. That's true. Sometimes professor rex works, works with Magneto, things like that. Yeah. Right. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, uh, Trobe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what that is. You're, you know what? That's a good question. Because of course the, okay, it's for real because of course the puppets could be turned for good. And you would explore that if you're going to make six of these like done, right? Yeah. Another one here at text from Alex and Savannah. This came to 8014710462 says Alex from Savannah here checking in on checking in on film sack. Here I have, let me start that over. Here I am screaming. I am screaming out 80s movies again, sleeping with the enemy where the horrible husband is with the blind mom of Julia Roberts. Is this one sackable says Alex, um, right sleeping with the enemy for sure. I think absolutely 100% okay, done away, but you seem knowledgeable on this one. I mean, I've seen that movie a few times. A lot of it doesn't hold up. A lot of it is cheesy and, uh, we need some redemption for Robert, whatever the dude's name as the plays, the, the husband because we vetoed his Robin, Robin Hood movie that, uh, right. Oh, one of our very first vidos was, was this Robin movie is perfect. Yeah. It's perfect, especially with, uh, will be near Savannah. I live actually one town over from sleeping with the enemy where they filmed the, uh, opera house, uh, at the Apple Opera house and she was actually in town, Julia Roberts was in local legend says that, uh, she asked to be taken to the finest restaurant in, uh, Greenwood in the time it was a place that I had actually worked at and rumor goes that she hated it and thought it was bullshit. And so there was a lot of people very mad with Julia Roberts, where I live for a long time. Yeah. Watch out. They just watched her niece in that Christmas movie where she swears a lot. What's that called? Um, oh, stepmother step mom. No, it's a Christmas movie. Kim watches it every year. Oh, I can't think of the, uh, yeah, the right mago Emma Roberts, uh, uh, yeah, not, not a rant, but Emma Brian's right. It's Emma. Um, yeah. It's, it's right. Uh, because she's got a brain problem or because no, it's no, it's not like that. It's okay. All right. It's okay. No. I love that it's like a, you think it's like a Tourette's movie or something. Yeah. This, uh, my, my biggest problem with the sleeping with the enemy is the, is the font crimes being committed here. I don't like this font. Yeah. Yeah. No, exactly. It's hard to read. It's so hard to read. Just put it on that card. It's really, really bad sleeping with the enemy looks fine, but that Julia Roberts part F that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Can anybody, can anybody know the use, use aerial narrow, don't take aerial regular and squish it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like 1991, but still, I don't, that's not an excuse. You can do better with fonts. Oh, look at that. Uh, Emma Roberts, by the way, was, uh, uh, Peter Parker's mom in the Madam Web, uh, movie. You can not this year. Oh, whoa. She's playing moms now. Holy shit. She's, well, Peter Parker's a baby. Cause this thing. Oh, okay. Well, that would work. That would work. Yeah. Uh, she, okay. So I can find this maybe because I'm annoyed. The Christmas. That's what I was looking up to see if I could find it for you. I really, it's fun. Holiday. Ooh. Holiday. Holiday. That's a bad name. I love it. It's a bad imagination. Is she in a mall? Did it also start the well unknown Luke Bracy? You know what? This is it. Cause Kristin Chenoweth's the month, the aunt. This is it. Yeah. And you know what? My wife. My wife loves this freaking Netflix movie. She freaking loves it. Oh, there's a, there's an actor in here named Andrew Batchelor. Andrew Batchelor. Boy, you just hire him for every hallmark Christmas. Hell yeah, dude. I love it. I feel like she's, when I see her, I go, ooh, I like her. She's good. And then when she actually see the movie, I go, ah, she's all right. She's not that. She's okay. Can't really get my head around her. Anyway, Emma Roberts. Good job. Can any of you name our Joseph Rubin movie that we've sacked? No. Joseph Rubin. Joseph Rubin. The, the sleeping with the enemy director. Oh. Okay. Let's see. I'm going to guess. Can I guess? Can I guess? It's like a. Probably 80s. You're correct. It was 1984. Can you give me a hand like an actor, an actor? It was our thirteenth episode of Film Sack. Film Sack 13. Wow. Oh my gosh. He sacked. Oh, Joseph Rubin. I did the thirteenth. Yeah. All right. You saved Friday 13th. I don't really think that. The thirteenth episode. Hey, hey, hey. I'll say dragon lance. Or do we even do that? So the answer is dreamscape and oh, I had a D in mine. I was close. I said yes. I had a. In mine. Somebody get that. Yeah. I had a D in it. I always like to put a D in it. Yeah. So go ahead. I just made sure I just made sure the two are added to our list. I added sleeping with the enemy and I added money train. I think we need to sack money train money train. Money train. Hold on. Why is that familiar? It's a. It's a Wesley Snipes movie. I don't know what. Yeah. Oh, him and Woody Harrelson. Okay. Yeah. Why not this? This looks stupid. Why not this? Robert Blake. Chris Cooper. Wow. Let's go. Robert Blake. Excellent. Vincent. Vincent Pastore. Big pussy. Isn't it? Oh, my God. Yeah. On the same episode you could. Yeah, I know. Right. Well, you need to capture some audio. It's something bad. It's a, you know, it's a Sopranos reference, but I, you know, I get your right, right, right, right. All right. Well, there's that. Let's, let's thank you ever. Well, I don't know why I'm saying let's. I'm going to thank these two people for sending in these messages. Thank you. You guys are great. Thank you, Patrick. Thank you, Alex. And if you want to send a message as you can, let's go to the website. You'll find all the contact details there. Lots of ways to do it, frogpants.com. Our patreon is patreon.com/filmsac and we got a brand new patron this week by the name of Aaron McCulloch. He's coming down from the Highlands. Yarr. He's a pirate now. Yarr. He's a. He is going to be able to enjoy all kinds of cool stuff, including no commercials or ads ever pre-show content every week, monthly host specials. Now you might say, Scott, weren't you supposed to do it in November? And I would say to you, yes, yes, I was. I was supposed to do it in November. So here's what's going to happen because Brian Ibbot is so damn deficient. He will probably have, he will probably have his December one done before. I will have my late one done. I'm hoping to. Yeah. And so if he does that, then you'll get to this month. Think of the benefits there. That's crazy. Nice. Don't think of it as you missed one in November. It's not a bug. It's a feature. Exactly. That's a great way of looking at it. Anyway, movie related art prints and the mail, other great stuff. Just go read all about it at patreon.com/filmsack. We're grateful through our patrons. Thank you guys so much for helping the show stay on the air. Our next movie is one that I cannot believe we've taken this long to watch. We're going to go to the airport where it's all snowy and shitty and watch die hard too. I cannot wait. Yeah. All right. I can't. And I want to. I want to. I want to go ahead and commit to the next three through the end of the year because all three of these are threatening to leave their streaming platforms at the end of December. Yeah. So I just want to. I want everyone to know we're going to sack die hard to. We're going to sack reindeer games and then we're going to sex spy game. Yep. And I don't know what it is about the word game, but we're sacking it. We're sacking it. And here's a reminder about some casting stuff in die hard to that no one ever thinks about. You got some usuals, obviously Bruce Willis. You're William Atherton. Bonnie Bedilly. Exactly. But here's. Oh, we've got AJ Powell back with the Reginald Bell Johnson. He shows up. Oh, yeah. Right. But you get William Sadler is the bad guy. Stuart. Fantastic role. John Amos. Recently passed away. Fantastic actor. Dennis Frans. Fred Thompson. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're in. Oh, and John Leguizamo. I mean, the list just goes on. So anyway, die hard to underrated in my opinion. I love that movie. I'm going to watch it. Can't wait. Oh, I'm so excited. Look at that. I'm so excited. I don't know why I'm so excited about die hard to, but I'm just like, I'm going to. No, it's, you know what, it's, it takes place around Christmas time. It's, it's almost as much of a Christmas movie as the first one. There you go. We're celebrating the season together here on FilmSec. So be like us and watch that and get ready for it. Also hurry up at Jaws 2 if you haven't watched it because it is leaving in about 25 days. The end of the month, yeah. Our website is FilmSec.com, as I mentioned earlier. And if there's any questions you have about anything, it'll all be answered there. That's going to do it for us. 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