Are you sitting comfortably, Salty Tadpoles? Then let James PILOT you through the story of the return journey from Germany. Does Germany think he's a drug lord? A criminal? Why do we reference James' hair? And Gemma talks about a Tw@t on a kids scooter & Mental Health. 

Shout out: @TCOPod & their incredible interview with Chesney Hawkes. Hear James' reaction to Chesney feedback about his hair. Listen to the interview & The Chronicles of Podcast here: https://tcopod.podbean.com/

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